Lu Kui didn't expect Erlong to be able to expose Zhao Fa's old bottom, after all, Zhao Fa is his own brother and the director of the village committee.

Zhao Fa suddenly had a toothache, and Lu Kui also knew that this was not to let Erlong say any further.

So, Lu Kui was furious and said: "Erlong, Zhao Fa is your father's brother, don't say that there is no such thing, even if there is such a thing, it will not be your turn to make irresponsible remarks." You put down the bowl, don't eat it, and immediately compensate Uncle Zhao Fa! ”

Although the words were harsh, in Lu Erlong's eyes, they had no weight at all.

I saw him glance at Zhao Fa contemptuously, and then kept putting pork ribs into the bowl: "I can't stop eating, I have to make up for it, otherwise how can I avenge that brick?" Lu Kui, you are my father, I don't care about you, but don't call me a little fart child in the future, otherwise don't blame me for not giving you the face of being a father. MLGBD, if I hadn't called you dad because I called you, would I have waited until now? I would have gone to destroy the old Fan family a long time ago! ”

After speaking, Lu Erlong got up with the bowl, and then left the backyard with a disdainful face, leaving a table of three people looking at each other.

Moreover, Zhao Fa and Hades never knew whether the sentence "MLGBD" was scolding the old Fan family, or scolding Lu Kui, who was a father? Listening to this meaning, it is too likely to scold Lu Kui for being a father!

As soon as Lu Erlong left, Lu Zhisen came out of the hall and complained: "Lu Kui, in front of adults, what kind of children are you training?" If you want me to say, Erlong is much tougher than you, a father, like his uncle. ”

Lu Kui, who already felt disgraced, was worried that he had no place to vent, and when he heard Lu Zhisen say this, he was energetic, and slapped the table and said: "Erlong is not big or small, and your mother-in-law is so unruly?" When a father trains his children, it is a matter of course, what is the occasion? Go, go, don't be verbose, go fry two more dishes and serve them-"

Lu Zhisen was not angry, he laughed a few times, said hello to Zhao Fa and Hades, and left the backyard with interest.

After training his wife, Lu Kui's mood improved a lot, and he loudly beckoned Zhao Fa and Hades to eat and drink, and said: "Brother Fa, don't worry about the child, it's all hearsay." Come, I'll toast you, it's kind of an apology—"

Zhao Fa lowered his hand to cover his mouth, returned to his original appearance, reluctantly took the cup, and said with a smile: "Actually, I don't blame Erlong, I did it, I did it more than once, and now I do it occasionally." However, what about this, coming out of a child's mouth, it's quite awkward, right? To be honest, I, Zhao Fa, as the director of the village committee, take care of those old ladies who don't have men at home, isn't that what it should be? Responsibility! Come, go one. ”

In this way, it seems to be serious or not serious, and it seems to be a joke and not a joke, which is really difficult to understand, but it obviously has a bit of a showy meaning.

Daxiao, the king of Hades on the side, said, "I was wondering just now, Director Zhao's toothache could be so coincidental?" It turns out that Erlong won't be allowed to continue, haha. In this way, it is true that you were arrested by the three tigers of the Liu family! Don't kill anyone, or my coffin shop will be in business again—"

Zhao Fa allowed the king of Hades to tease, did not drink the wine in the cup, and said "bah" three times, and then said: "Hades, you old boy, don't think I don't know, you are in that coffin shop, and you are not doing any more merry things." I don't pretend to have a toothache, if Erlong continues to talk like this, won't he be able to talk about you? ”

So, the three of them pushed the cup and changed the lamp for a while, so it was not lively.

This excitement evaporated out of the backyard of the Lu family with the strength of wine, and then drifted around, attracting two earth dogs who were having fun in the fields.

The slightly larger one is a black dog with a better sense of smell.

It raised its head and ears for a few seconds, sniffed left and right, then left its companion and ran towards the backyard of the Lu family.

The smaller one was a small yellow-haired female dog, who was lying on her back in the grass, as if waiting for the black dog to come forward and pounce.

However, when he suddenly found that the black dog had left himself and ran alone, the four paws of the yellow-haired suddenly stiffened, and she suddenly turned over and jumped up, and then barked at the running black dog a few times.

Probably got the reply of "Run, there is a reward ahead", and the yellow-haired little immediately ran towards the backyard of the Lu family-

It is said that Lu Kui, Zhao Fa, and Hades are drunk, punching, shouting, and bragging, anyway, they will come as much as they want.

It was noon in early summer, and each person was more than half a catty of old white dry stomach, and his whole body became hot.

Lu Kui even went back to the house and took off his outer pants, changed into a pair of big pants, and only wore a gray vest on his upper body.

Zhao Fa and Hades on both sides were not serious, they had already ripped off their coats and went into battle shirtless.

Lu Kui blushed most of his face, holding the corner of the table with one hand, holding the wine glass with the other, and curling his tongue: "Brother Zhao Fa - brother - you are the director - but- but when I get to my Lu Kui's house - I don't treat you as - as a director - just - when you are my own brother - come and come - go - go another - "

After all, Zhao Fa is the director of the village committee, the Zhang family is married, and the Li family loses his father, but whenever there is a happy event in the village, he is invited to go. If Zhao Fa is not invited, the main family may feel faceless.

Eat and drink more, and the amount of alcohol will naturally rise.

Therefore, this more than half a catty of old white work can only be regarded as a warm-up for him.

Hades made coffin boards, and was generally only invited to participate in the white ceremony, so the amount of alcohol was not small, but it was obviously inferior to Zhao Fa. At this time, his greasy black face was already oozing a little red luster, which was really black and red.

Seeing that Lu Kui proposed to go again, Zhao Fa did not pause, stood up briskly, drank the cup in one gulp, and then looked at Lu Kui with a smile, slowly turned the bottom of the cup down, signaling that he had drunk it all, and there was not a drop left.

Lu Kui was the worst drinker among the three, but considering that he would invite Zhao Fa and Hades to go to Lao Fan's house tomorrow to help him, he drank it hard.

No, I didn't expect Zhao Fa to drink so easily, he hesitated a little: "Brother Zhao Fa - good - good amount of wine - or - I drink half - half into it - "

Zhao shook the wine glass with the mouth facing down, shook his head with a smile, signaled no, and then said, "Doesn't your Lu Kui brother just want the three old elm trees of the old Fan family?" Don't worry, as long as I am there, I will stop at the door of his old Fan's house, move my mouth a little, and make sure that his old Fan obediently sends you the three old elm trees. But there's a premise, you've got to make me happy with this wine today, haha—"

Ignoring the bargaining between the two standing fellows, Hades lit a cigarette alone and smoked it with taste.

At a glance, I saw two earth dogs coming at the gate of the courtyard, and I was interested in teasing the dogs.

At that moment, he grabbed a handful of gnawed bones and threw them to the two earth dogs one by one.

The two earth dogs are not separated, one moment into the bottom of the table, the other will vacate, scrambling, that is called a jubilation.

It's a pity that the yellow-haired little is obviously not competitive, and she has been reincarnated for a few times, but she has grabbed one or two times.

Most of the bones were bitten by the black dog, and they went directly to the stomach without biting twice.

The teasing of the dog here is coming to an end, and the bargaining over there has also come to fruition.

As a result, under Zhao Fa's supervision, Lu Kui tightened his brows and drank the glass of wine as if he were drinking poison. However, when the vassal elegantly learned Zhao Fa to slowly face the bottom of the glass, a small slip of wine still dripped out of the wine glass.

Zhao Fa immediately shouted: "No, no, what is this called drinking?" One more drink! ”

Lu Kui immediately clutched the wine glass in the palm of his hand, sat down again, waved his hand at Zhao Fazhi, and refused to drink anything more.

The king of Hades was still interested in teasing the dogs, so he said to Lu Kui: "Brother Kui, you throw all the bones in front of you on the table, the two dogs of the old Sun family are in a hurry——"

Lu Kui's mind was all on Zhao Fa's side, and when he heard this, he didn't think much about it, and raised his hand to wipe the three or four leftover bones in front of him to his chest.

However, a magical scene happened:

Lu Kui wiped this to wipe the remaining bones off the edge of the table in front of him, and then let the two dogs fight for it.

Who knows, this wipe has a little accident.

Of the three or four remaining bones, two or three unfortunately all fell on the big pants, and only one fell to the ground.

Needless to say, the remaining bones that fell to the ground were still taken away by the black dog.

This made the little yellow-haired so anxious that she almost went crazy.

Suddenly, its eyes lit up, and it looked up to see the small half-cut bone in the center of Lu Kui's big pants.

said that it was too late, it was too fast, and I saw this yellow-haired animal suddenly burst out from under the table, and fiercely rushed straight to Lu Kui's crotch-

"Ahh

A miserable scream rang out in the sky above the Lu family's courtyard, and it couldn't be calmed down for a long time-