In fact, Xia Yu knew that the retreat Jihua was simply to increase the tension effect, because there would be no administrator who would enter such a remote place here, and those gringos who chartered the venue were only a few dozen people, and there were very few people who could walk here, even if they saw it and went back to complain, and then someone came over, this time and again, a few trees could be eaten by them.

So Xia Yu wandered around very leisurely, eating ripe bayberry while looking at the hot classmates. All he needs is to take care of them, don't let them run away and get lost, everything else is a minor problem.

As Xia Yu expected, no one bothered them during the whole process, but the classmates did have a good look, even if they laughed, they were all very low-voiced.

He Qing took a very attractive red bayberry and said, "I heard that there will be some very small insects in the bayberry, and we can eat them without washing them like this, won't there be a problem?" ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Those little insects are just used to stuff the teeth, what are you afraid of, and they are not parasites, if there are insects, there are no pesticides, understand?" If you don't want to eat it, give me that one, I've never seen one that big. ”

He Qing hurriedly took the fruit behind him, wrinkled his nose and grimaced: "I won't give it to you, I will take it back as a souvenir." ”

"Oh? Who picked it for you? ”

Chen Yijun on the tree over there waved his hand and said, "It's me, I picked it." ”

A few girls said: "Chen Yijun, we also want that kind of oversized, help us pick a few too." ”

Chen Yijun smiled: "That's not good, I have to give the biggest one to He Qing, and the slightly smaller one can be given to you." ”

The girls snorted, "Stingy, who's rare...... then turned around and smiled and asked the other boys to help.

Xia Yu looked at He Qing and smiled, He Qing's face was flushed, and he said angrily to Chen Yijun: "What do you say, I, why do you want to just give it to me, I, I don't want it......" As he spoke, he took out the big fruit and threw it back to Chen Yijun.

"Eh~" Xia Yu said, "Don't give it to me, what a haode fruit." ”

He Qing really stuffed it to Xia Yu.

Although Chen Yijun was sad, he didn't dare to say no to Teacher Xia, but he didn't have a smiling face.

Xia Yu sighed, held the fruit in his palm and looked at it, and said regretfully: "It's a pity, this kind of fruit king is hard to find, I can even get it in my hand when I sit here in a daze." ”

He Qing turned around and didn't look at it, she was really a little reluctant in her heart, the fruit was too tempting, not to mention, this was specially picked by Chen Yijun for her, the significance is not trivial, but ......

Xia Yu continued: "By the way, I heard that elementary school students are new to aiqing, and many times the more they like it, the more they have to act like it, and sometimes they are even afraid of being laughed at by their classmates and deliberately alienate the people they like, I don't know if you are this kind of classmate, I don't know if you are like this?" ”

"I, I'm not, nonsense" He Qing Whirlwind turned around and looked at Xia Yu anxiously.

Xia Yu smiled: "That's strange, Chen Yijun just gave you a fruit, other girls said a few words under envy, what are you doing so sensitive?" ”

"I, how can I be sensitive"

"You dare to say you don't?" Xia Yu looked at her with a smile, "It's up to you, hard mouth, this kind of baby fist-sized bayberry fruit king, hehe, it is estimated that there will be no fate to meet it in the future, it's just this one for the rest of my life, it's a pity, someone would not want it, I want to think about it, should I eat it now, or stay back to eat it again, ah, by the way, I'll take a photo first, and then eat it in a few bites......" As he spoke, he really took out his mobile phone and took a photo, and then took the king of fruits and brought it to his mouth, and made his mouth big, slowly, Slowly leaned his teeth over, but looked at He Qing with slanted eyes.

He Qing's little hand kept grabbing the corner of her clothes and twisting and twisting, and just when Xia Yu was about to take a bite, she stomped her foot hard, ran over and puffed out her mouth: "Don't, Teacher Xia, this is what Chen Yijun gave me, give it back to me." ”

Xia Yu said with a smile: "If you want to go back now, it's not so easy, you go and ask Chen Yijun to pick ten bayberry of similar size and exchange it with me." ”

Chen Yijun had been listening to their conversation on the tree, and when he saw that He Qing was willing to go back, he was happy to bloom early, and hurriedly said: "I'll go, I'll go, wait." ”

"zhanzhu" Xia Yu shouted, "She hasn't called you yet, you go fart." Then he said to He Qing, "Go, I beg you to pick ten big fruits for you by Brother Yijun, and then you can exchange them with me." ”

He Qing had no choice but to turn around, look up and say to Chen Yijun: "Hurry up and help me pick ten, I want a bigger one." ”

Chen Yijun hurriedly said: "Okay, I'll go right away." Then he climbed like a monkey to a higher place. ,

To be honest, there is really no one that is about the same size, but there are actually not many slightly larger ones, Chen Yijun took the ten fruits to He Qing with apprehension, He Qing looked at the fruit, and there was no way to compare it with her, and she was a little nervous to give it to Xia Yu, who knew that Xia Yu didn't look at it, and then threw the fruit king back to He Qing.

As soon as He Qing took the fruit, he immediately took a bite of Xia Yu's hand, and then giggled and ran away, Xia Yu said angrily: "Dead girl, I knew that I would kill the fruit king in one bite just now, so that you can cry without tears." ”

Lu Fei over there has gained a lot, many boys have chosen the most haode fruit for her, the primary school flower really deserves its reputation, Xia Yu saw that she couldn't take her clothes to carry it, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, Xiaofei, the juice of bayberry is colored, you don't want your school uniform, right?" ”

Lu Fei ran to Xia Yu with a bunch of fruit farts in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm careful not to break it, there won't be juice, na, eat it quickly." ”

Xia Yu was not polite, he grabbed it and gnawed it, Lu Fei squeezed around him, and also picked it up and ate it, those boys saw the fruits of their hard work, and the little princess gave it to others as soon as she changed hands, this person is still the demon king Teacher Xia, and he can't even complain in his heart, so he can only put the target on other girls.

Because everyone is unprepared, so there is no tool to hold, can only try to use the hand to hold, take it and eat, but to be honest, although this fruit is delicious, but if you eat too much, your teeth will be sour, and such a big fruit, not many, are also a little supported, one after another, everyone began to sing gold to collect troops, down from the tree.

At this time, a gringo did not know whether he was in a hurry or a madness, but he actually came to this corner, and saw that so many people were eating here with great pleasure, and several trees were picked, and he hurriedly shouted in English: "Hey, how did you get in?" We've got a reservation here."

Lu Fei got Xia Yu's true biography in English, and said in her delicate voice: "We flew in, this is our land, we can't come in?" It's you who should go out."

Xia Yu gave her a thumbs up, then stood up and clapped his hands and said, "Students, perform the retreat jihuaA, let's flash." ”

Everyone agreed with a bang, looked for their own group, and then rushed to the wall in an orderly manner.

The gringo ran over, while babbling accusing them of not having quality, Xia Yu stood in the middle of the road to block him, smiling and not speaking, and when he got closer, he wanted to reason with Xia Yu, Xia Yu picked him up, like carrying a chicken, and threw it up, he rolled and screamed and was thrown to the top of a tree next to him, holding a small branch, the branch swayed, almost broken.

He screamed in a strange Chinese tone: "Help, help"

Xia Yu smiled: "I learned how to save my life first, it's quite insightful." ”

At this time, another gringo heard the movement and ran over, he was smart, he didn't come to question, seeing the tragic situation of his companion, he immediately moved back to rescue the soldiers, but Xia Yu would not let him get away, a few ups and downs jumped behind him, drawing a scoop on the gourd, throwing him, and another koala.

The students watched with joy, and although they acted quickly, they couldn't help but laugh. Under the wall here, Ouyang Tiantian and He Qing are responsible for sending people up to the wall, Leka and Chen Yijun are responsible for pulling people on the wall, and Lu Fei and Zhao Lixi are responsible for picking up people, everything is in order, and everyone turned over in less than ten minutes.

After Xia Yu jumped over, he suddenly said to Leka and Chen Yijun in the palace: "Wait, do you two have urine now?" ”

"Huh?"

Xia Yu took out a small plastic bag and said with a wicked smile: "Get a bomb to shoot the first bird, is there any?" ”

As soon as the two boys heard that it was so funny, where did they care so much, they turned around and unbuttoned their pants and put water in the small plastic bag, and the girls covered their faces and laughed and scolded, and they didn't care.

Xia Yu got a plastic bag of boy urine, quickly tied it to a branch next to it, and then took a few steps back, bent the branch, and faced the wall.

After about five or six minutes, I heard a sound of footsteps from there, and it was estimated that the administrator was also coming, and the administrator walked to the wall, jumped up and climbed up at once, just showing a head, and before he could see what was going on, Xia Yu's hand was loosened, and the bag hit the administrator's head and face, and his hair, cheeks, and neck were all wet, and urine was still flowing down his neck.

The administrator fell down, but he was not injured, he got up and wiped his face, and some water sprayed out of his nose, only to smell that the smell was wrong, Xia Yu laughed and shouted over there: "Don't think about it, it's urine, freshly baked boy urine, prolong life, don't spit it out." ”

The administrator's face turned blue and white for a while, and with a whoop sound, he finally vomited out.

Everyone ran to the school bus and hurriedly got on the bus, as soon as it started, many people rushed out, Xia Yu urged the driver: "Hurry up, the bandits want to grab the car." ”

When the so-called bandits rushed over, they could only see the butt of the huge school bus, which originally had a license plate on it, but at this time it was also covered with a piece of mud and could not see anything at all, so they could only scream and curse there for a round.

In the car, the students were still talking about the invincible urine bomb just now, and they knew that they would never forget ...... in their lives.

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