Xiao Zhengtai Liu Shuai kicked the door open and saw the "thinker" Han Feng.

His right hand was clenched into a fist against his forehead, his eyes seemed to be open and closed, his hair was like that of an Indian chief, and his left hand trembled like a master of the eagle's talon...... Hey! Wait, Crazy Brother still has a magnifying glass in his right hand! I'm going to go! It turned out to be a "beast version thinker"!

Xiao Zhengtai entered the house sideways, put down the bag in his hand, and saw that no one was still paying attention, so he began to brush the crazy brother's new hairstyle. was very different from the usual babbling, Liu Shuai waited for a long time before he heard a human word, like Han Feng's voice......

"What the hell is going on?"

Liu Shuai hurriedly distinguished: "I knocked on the door for half an hour, and I heard your phone ringing in the house when I called...... When no one opened the door, I thought crazy brother you couldn't open it...... I'm just ......"

Han Feng was still meditative: "What happened the day before yesterday?" ”

Liu Shuai hurriedly laughed and said, "Hehe, crazy brother, that's the idea of that group of beauties." Say that if you quit your job, I'll never be embarrassed to eat you again. It's the last meal anyway, so ...... Don't blame me...... Hehe......"

Han Feng: "What's the matter with that old man?" ”

Liu Shuai scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Xiaomei and I have already made an appointment, and it's an hourly room, and you are so heavy...... The old man just sat there, and he didn't look like a bad guy, and you had a good company...... We were still very thoughtful, hehe......"

Han Feng's style remained unchanged, and he still frowned: "What the hell is going on?" ”

Liu Shuai said helplessly: "It's that you invited us to drink and then we also found you a companion to sleep with, in general, it's still very caring......"

Han Feng smashed his mouth and continued to ask, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Liu Shuai had nothing to say, so he had to confess: "Actually, I didn't use a lot of money for drinking, mainly packing and opening a house...... Nor is it ...... Doha"

Han Feng was stunned: "What the hell is going on?" ”

Liu Shuai: "Crazy brother, brother, I bought you all the wine and food." You see, you and my brother have been going to sue my mom for decades, are you?"

Han Feng: "What the hell is going on?" ”

Liu Shuai is going crazy: "I'll personally change the door lock for you tomorrow......"

Han Feng: "What the hell is going on?" ”

Liu Shuai rolled his eyes: "............"

……………………………

An hour later.

"Wow!" The high voice of the embarrassed Pavarotti floated out of the "Han Mansion", and the window glass faintly showed signs of shattering.

"Crazy brother, you, don't scream! Don't scare me! It's a big deal I'll give you the money, it's only 800 here, will you give it all? Don't scare me, people can scare people to death...... Forget it, I'll give you 100, anyway, in the current state, you can't see how much it is......"

"Crazy brother, you speak! Why don't we call the Fourth Hospital (Jincheng Psychiatric Hospital)? ……”

"Forget it, it's still Lao Tzu who bought the wine and drank it himself! After drinking this cup, there are three more glasses......"

Another half hour later.

"Smack!" Han Feng touched his head and looked at Liu Shuai in a daze. After a while, I stopped repeating the question, and finally said something fresh:

"Willow slut? When did you come? Why are you hitting me? Why don't you call me when you drink? ”

Liu Shuai rolled his eyes again. While gnawing on the duck bones, he slowly wiped the big red bill on the table into the pile of bones in front of him without a trace, and said vaguely: "I just arrived." I don't know who opened the door, so I came in! Why don't you close the door? How unsafe! If there is an eyeless female ** who comes in...... Wow ......"

Xiao Zhengtai shuddered as he spoke. It's obscene, well, and very contrived. Not to mention the matter of slapping the crazy brother in the face - what a rare opportunity! Hey!

Han Feng glanced at Liu Shuai, grabbed half of the roast duck and gnawed on it, and didn't speak.

Liu Shuai's veritable handsome face suddenly burst out with a fine sweat - crazy brother's weird eyes! Could it be that the nerves of the "beast version thinker" have also "thought" problems?!

…………

Liu Shuai is two years younger than Han Feng and is 22 years this year. The two have been friends since childhood, and in the words of northerners, they are "small". Since childhood, the two of them have been one and a half for everything. Even eating is the same: buy the whole one, cut it in half, and then hold it in half and nibble on it. It is said that it is more like a large piece of meat and a big bowl of wine.

When Xiao Zhengtai successfully grinded the big bill back into his pocket, Han Feng just finished nibbling half a roast duck and poured half a bottle of beer in one go.

Liu Shuai has eaten and wiped it off, and the oil on his mouth has disappeared. Threw Han Feng a cigarette, then lit it himself, and after smoking half of it, through the faint smoke, he slowed down and asked solemnly:

"Madman, what the hell is going on?"

Han Feng was very hesitant, very entangled, and very painful.

He didn't know what was going on either. The most incomprehensible thing is that he witnessed himself being caught by himself as a stonemason for a long time, and when he was finished, he was struck eighty-one times by the lightning "there"! Anyway, it's just a dream. But whether the words on the stele are recognized by Brother Han Mad or not, it is like being engraved in front of Han Feng's eyes, whether he opens his eyes or closes his eyes, the stele is there, and the words on it are still so clear, and they are still so golden.

He didn't know how to explain this to Liu Shuai. He didn't want to reveal it to anyone, including his family and brothers, until he confirmed it or got an answer, because he didn't know whether it was good or bad, good or bad. So, so, the crazy brother rarely found a reason with a deep face:

"Yesterday morning I slept with an old man in front of the pharmacy, I thought I had been scammed, and I gave him all the money I had. Who knows, at noon, he died! ”

"Oh...... That's it," Liu Shuai took a long breath: "Everyone is born, old, sick and dies, it's normal......"

"But crazy brother, you don't seem to be a sentimental person, have you changed sex? Depend on! Then don't you dislike beautiful women in the future?? ……”

"Get out!" Han Feng is a little angry: Nima's, who does Lao Tzu tell when he is full of worries! There is no heavenly reason!

After smoking, Xiao Zheng was too flashing: "Crazy brother, you take care of it, raise it slowly." If the illness is not cured, don't come out and be scary! Brother, I still have something to do today, Bingbing is still waiting for me, you know......"

How can it be so easy? Han Feng's eyes lit up:

"Little handsome, ......"

Liu Shuai stumbled under his feet, squatted on the door frame, goosebumps flying all over the sky: "I knew that I would not walk out of this door lightly every time!" ”

"Reckless! You get the idea! "The rubbing of the thumb and forefinger is basically a global language.

"Alas, brother, I'm just 100, why don't you take it first?" Xiao Zhengtai pinched the 700 in the back pocket, and his heart was secretly cool. Naturally, the face must be "heart-wrenching"!

The crazy brother snatched it and said disappointedly: "Only so little? …… I'll use it for a few days. ”

"Then I'm leaving!"

Before Liu Shuai could turn around, Han Feng's eyes continued to light up for the second time: "Shuai Shuai, wait!" ”

Xiao Zhengtai covered his buttocks, to be precise, he covered the banknotes in his butt pocket, and looked resentful: "Crazy brother, do you still want people to live!" ”

"Uh, leave your notebook for me to play for a few days, anyway, you have a computer at work, I know you have a wireless network card. …… Otherwise, I'll be searched! ”

Xiao Zhengtai covered his ass all the way and fled from the "Han Mansion" in a hurry.

After thinking about it for a long time, ※※※※※※※※ Han Feng finally made up his mind, or it should be called self-abandonment and breaking the can.

The stele was already there, and it looked like it was going to be there. The point is that "there" seems to be in your head!

In addition to working as a stonemason for himself, he also had to cut off his own skull?

Crazy Brother Ke has always been a well-known believer in eating, drinking, and merrymaking, how can he casually give up his beliefs and die lightly?! This is by no means the style of the brother!

So he immediately intercepted the computer sent to the door, and Han Fengda will become a member of the brick family group from now on! There are Google, Baidu and Wikipedia, as long as there is a signal, where can the world go? As long as those seal characters are translated into Chinese Simplified Chinese, won't the truth be revealed? When the time comes, if you want to die (it seems that it is impossible to think about death) or want to live, it is not Lao Tzu himself who has the final say!

Do it! Han Feng looked like he was at home, and pressed the power button of the notebook heavily......