"It's done, since you're not short of money, if you want to build a greenhouse, build it!" The second master's statement has always been the final decision of the family. The uncle was originally supportive of this matter, and the opinions of the second mother and the aunt were ignored. Immediately, Wang Yong contacted Manager Li, who built a greenhouse for himself last time, and told him that he still had to build 20 sheds, and was ready to hand over this work to their company again. Manager Li agreed and asked him to choose a good place, and three days later he brought someone to see the venue.

After hanging up the phone, the family had a happy meal. Wang Yong, who was idle in the afternoon, thought that he should prepare a computer, and in the future, he would have to use his mobile phone to access the Internet to check some information, not to mention the cost, the key is that the speed is too slow. The network cable had already reached the village, and at four o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Yong made a phone call to the customer service of Township Telecom. As soon as he heard that the village chief of Banshan Village had installed a network cable at home, the manager of the township telecom immediately agreed to send someone over, and sure enough, it didn't take 20 minutes for a Jinbei van to drive into the courtyard of Wang Yong's house.

The first person to get out of the co-pilot, about 1.75 meters tall. Thick eyebrows, big eyes, bald head, and a big belly. The more Wang Yong looked at it, the more familiar it felt, and he hurriedly sent an order to Xiaoguang to check it. Soon information about this person appeared in Wang Yong's mind.

"It's you! Look, your body is still so thick! Not at all. Are you still going up to the mountains to hunt pheasants? Wang Yong said with a smile.

"I said Wang Yong, I laughed at my old classmates when we first met. I've heard that you've had a lot of tossing since you came back. Elected as the head of the village, he fought with people in the market, the vegetables he planted in the greenhouses sold at sky-high prices, and the jujube trees that produced dates the size of eggs. By the way, get me some jujubes to taste, don't be reluctant! "As soon as the fat man said that the jujube saliva was left. No way, this person has grown so big, and one thing has not changed, that is, it is delicious. For the sake of food, you can go up to the mountain to hunt pheasants, and go down to the sea to catch dragons. There's a story to tell.

The fat man's name is Liu Xiaolong, and he is a primary school classmate of the same age as Wang Yong in the next village. His father was a butcher, and the family often slaughtered pigs, sheep and sold meat. When Wang Yong was a child, he would be regarded as a rich child in the village. may be the reason for eating meat and bone broth every day, this kid has been fat since he was a child. In the third grade of primary school, it grew to more than 90 pounds. A little fat man who got rid of it alive was ridiculed for it. So he vowed to lose weight, but this kid was very greedy, and he couldn't stand it without eating meat for a day. Wang Yong told him at that time that pheasant meat tastes fragrant but does not grow meat, and it is the most suitable for you to eat. After hearing this, this kid ran up the hill every day after school. I didn't catch a few pheasants, but I really lost weight. But after catching pheasants for a while, this lazy guy felt too tired to go up the mountain, so he asked Wang Yong if there was any other meat to eat and not gain weight. Wang Yong told him, yes, fish and meat will not gain weight after eating. So the boy set his sights on the fish in the river again. Especially in summer, there is a pond in their village that is connected to a small river, and there are a lot of fish and shrimp in it. In order to eat fish, this kid suffered from old age, and he almost drowned. Later, in order to show that he had the ability, this kid often shouted that he could fight tigers in the mountains and catch dragons in the sea.

"Still eating, with your physique, there are two hundred and five, right?" Wang Yong looked at the kid's round body and asked.

"Don't talk about it, what about dates?" The fat man asked politely without knowing at all.

"On the mountain, I want to eat it and pick it myself." Wang Yong glared at him angrily.

The fat man ignored him, talked to the three workers who came with him, asked them to start working immediately, and said to Wang Yong without looking back: "Lao Tzu hasn't gone up the mountain to hunt pheasants for a long time, how about it, do you want to go up with my brother, you will have one at that time." ”

"It's you, you still want to catch pheasants. Your old hen can peck you all over the yard! After Wang Yong finished speaking, he got up. The three workers didn't understand what was so funny about this, why did this person laugh like this! Xiaozi gave Wang Yong a middle finger, turned around and went up the mountain humming and ran away to his grandmother's house to pick dates in "The Love of a Slender Man". Wang Yong laughed for a while, and after relieving himself, he told the three workers about the fat man being chased and pecked by a chicken.

It was the day after Wang Yong told him that eating pheasants would not gain weight, and this guy also knew that it would be difficult for his physique to catch pheasants. After thinking about it, I couldn't think of any good way, so I came to ask Wang Yong again after class. When Wang Yong was a child, the ghost ideas came one after another, and he immediately thought of a way for him. Wang Yong told the fat man, do you see that the martial arts master Weishenme on TV is so powerful? In addition to having haode master and martial arts cheats, it is necessary to study hard and practice hard. You said that you don't have a master, and you don't have any cheats, so you can only rely on hard work. In this way, you go home every day and release your old hens, and then go to catch them, and the chickens raised at home are better to catch than pheasants. Let's start with simple practice, step by step, and one day you will become a generation of chicken catchers.

The fat man who was fooled by Wang Yong was immersed in the reverie after he became a chicken catcher. Thinking that he has become a well-known chicken catcher on the rivers and lakes, no matter what chicken he can easily catch as soon as he stretches out his hand. Spend a lot of money, eat meat in large chunks, drink wine in big bowls...... When I got home, I threw down my schoolbag and ran to the yard, ready to catch the old hen in the chicken coop. This kid was unlucky, just in time for his hen to hatch chicks in the nest. This kid hasn't touched the old hen yet. The old hen thought that this guy was going to steal her own child, so she could still be polite to him, and pecked the back of the fat man's hand as soon as she stretched out her head. The fat man hurriedly retracted his hand with a snort, and when he saw that he was pecked, tears rolled in his eyes. But when I think of becoming a generation of chicken catchers in the future, what is this pain, don't be afraid to wipe away your tears. Well, Zheng Zhihua's song hadn't been passed on yet! Anyway, the fat man is carrying forward the fine tradition of our army that he is not afraid of hardship and death, and he gritted his teeth and went to catch chickens again. This time, he learned his lesson and reached out to the old hen with a lightning movement. The fat man succeeded, the great fat man, he inherited the glory and tradition of the family, the little devil, Zhou Papi, the puppet army is possessed by the soul at this moment! It represents the long history and tradition of the Chicken Catcher, and at this moment he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!

The fat man triumphantly tugged at one of the chicken's wings and pulled the chicken out of the cage. The old hen was completely annoyed by the fat man, and you kid didn't have to stop it, not only to steal my child, but also to attack me. So the old hen flapped her wings and slapped them on the fat man's hand. As soon as the fat man's hand was released, he saw the old hen turn over and stand firmly on the ground with a harrier. The angry hen brinkled the hair all over her body and screamed, dead fatty, the old lady fought with you. Then he picked up a meter high and went in the face of the fat man. The fat man, who was immersed in the joy of catching chickens for the first time, was slapped on the nose by the old hen before he could react, and the pain was so painful that he couldn't stop his tears immediately, crying and running into the house while dodging the hens that kept attacking. And the hen should chase the poor man bravely, not give the fat man a chance, not fly and peck fiercely.

The fat man's cry alarmed the sister who was cooking in the house, and his sister came out to see the fat man's appearance and drove away the hen with a squirrel, and her stomach hurt with laughter. The fat man finally escaped from the hen, and returned to the house with a blue nose and swollen face wiping tears from his eyes. After being rescued by his sister from the hen, the fat man developed the habit of liking chickens, and especially liked to gnaw on chicken heads. However, this matter has also become a topic that people often use to make fun of fat people.

After listening to Wang Yong's story about the fat man's troubles when he was a child, the three workers who came with the son were all hahadaxiao.

When the fat man came back from the mountain, Wang Yong and the others had already finished their work and drank a pot of tea. This dead fat man, in order to pick more dates, took off his T-shirt and wrapped a big bag.

Wang Yong looked at the fat man who was sweating profusely and eating jujube with relish: "I said can you have a little bit of talent?" Why didn't you use your pants too! ”

The fat man glanced at Wang Yong and said to the three workers: "Go back, I'll stay with my old classmates for a meal." Oh, by the way, go out on the street and say to my dad. There is also this jujube, one person takes three, not many. Ay! I said Xiao Er, I said I can't take more, just be fast! ”

Wang Yong is really convinced by this dead fat man. But the old classmates came over, and it was also appropriate to have a meal. After sending off the three workers, the fat man sat on the sofa and ordered Wang Yong like a big man: "Hurry up and cook, I'm hungry in the mountains." ”

"Hungry, don't kill you. I'll give you a bowl of noodles, and I'll be sure to let you eat it in ten minutes. Wang Yong glared at the fat man and said. The fat man didn't look at him, and waved his hand directly. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and cook.

Wang Yong helplessly looked at the fat man lying on the sofa watching TV, got up and went to the kitchen to get a few dishes. Of course, all the vegetables are produced by Shijie. So, the fat man who was lying lazily on the sofa kept counting Wang Yong as a vegetarian, shouting for meat to eat. But after a bite of vinegared kohlrabi, the fat man immediately transformed into an animal of his size. When Wang Yong came in with a plate of crucian carp tofu soup made by Zuihou, there were only a few dry and quiet plates left on the table, and there was not even a little soup left!

There was no way, Wang Yong had to use his lazy trick to make a dish that was very famous abroad. However, it is called vegetable salad abroad, and we call it cold salad in China. Mix a pot of cold vegetables with shredded cucumbers, shredded kohlrabi, shallots, shredded tofu, and shredded kelp. Then take a big basin and put it in front of the fat man and eat!

The ultimate move is very effective, and there is less than a small bowl left in a pot of coleslaw in Zuihou. After cleaning up the table, Wang Yong chatted with the fat man who was standing tall on the sofa.

"Fatty, how did you get into telecommunications! When you graduated from high school, didn't you go to study computers?

The fat man touched his stomach with one hand, held a cigarette in the other, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Do you remember the little Joe behind you?" ”

"I remember that Qiao Fei, the goddess of many people's dreams in our high school, and Qiao Ying, our last year, are collectively called Big and Little Qiao. Ay! At that time, when you went to bed at night, you often called people's names in your dreams. ”

"Now it's my daughter-in-law!" The fat man proudly patted his chest and said loudly. looked at the smug fat face, looking like a villain can get his will.

Wang Yong was so shocked that he tilted his body, and the cigarette butt in his hand flew out with his arm. This news is estimated to be like little Japan saying that the Diaoyu Islands are theirs, and no one will believe it.

Wang Yong looked at the high-spirited fat man, sighed, and said, "Hey! Good cabbage makes the pig arch. A real flower is stuck in cow dung. Thinking about the smiling and cute little Qiao, walking with this big fat man of more than 200 pounds, Wang Yong was dizzy.

The fat man stood up when he heard this, and wanted to give Wang Yong a look. Unexpectedly, after two rounds and still didn't get up, Zuihou simply gave up his plan to settle accounts with Wang Yong.

"What's the matter with you? Tell me, how to catch up with Little Joe? Wang Yong asked very gossipy.

"What's there? Buddy grows like a jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic......"

"Smack-" Wang Yong pointed at the fat man's head, "Be serious, our policy is frank and lenient, and resistance is strict, and those who are poor will be cut JJ." ”

The fat man muttered the reason for the matter, and Wang Yong had to admire the fat man's luck after hearing it. It turned out that after the fat man graduated, his father found someone for him to enter the county telecommunications bureau. As he grew older, his family began to arrange for him to go on blind dates, which made him miserable (of course, Wang Yong thought that it was okay to listen to it, but it couldn't be taken seriously.) This dead fat man would like to have a few more faces, and he won't miss it if he has the opportunity to look at the beautiful women in the bright light.). His uncle, who was the principal of the junior high school in the township, introduced him to a female teacher of the school, and waited for the fat man to meet with others happily. It turned out to be you! In this way, the two people who have a good impression of each other fall in love. After getting married, the fat man directly applied for transfer to the countryside and flew with his daughter-in-law.

Wang Yong pursed his lips and said, "Don't blow it up." What a girl was ruined by you like this, heaven, earth! But it's okay, I have another gift money left. When did you get married? ”

"We got married on May Day last year, and now my Feifei is pregnant with a baby. When the baby is born, you even give a piece of the wedding gift money. Seeing that Wang Yong was stunned after hearing this, the fat man lay down comfortably on the sofa and said, "This money can't be saved." ”

"Daughter-in-law, I won't go back today. Well, old schoolmate! Okay, I got it. I'm not a child. After asking his daughter-in-law, the fat man had a cup of tea in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand, lying on the sofa watching TV. This is beautiful! It is said that since the daughter-in-law is pregnant, she has been completely cupped. First of all, almost all the housework was done by himself, but fortunately, he was clever and took over his mother, nominally to take care of his daughter-in-law, in fact? I get it. Secondly, tobacco and alcohol should not be stained, especially cigarettes, which are absolutely forbidden at home. But it suffocated the fat man. zuihou, fox friends are not allowed to bring home, this is the order of the mother and mother-in-law, in order to supervise the fat man, the two mothers take turns to live in the fat man's house. The fat man's family status has declined dramatically, to an almost dispensable level. Like today, in the name of getting together with old classmates, there are not many opportunities to smoke and drink!

"Happiness!" The fat man sighed.