Chapter 496 [Teasing the Phoenix]
Tan Yan and Phoenix were both stunned, and saw Xia Yu lifting his shirt, but there was a big smile on his belly, his eyes were wide open, staring at the person in front of him, very funny and cute, but he didn't know what it meant.
Phoenix said coldly: "What do you mean by this?" ”
Xia Yu smirked: "What, don't you think it's funny?" ”
Phoenix said disdainfully: "I've seen too many clowns, it's funny!" Is this what people told you to show me? It's boring! ”
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Of course not, what he asked me to show you is actually this." ”
While talking, he shamelessly danced the clown dance, twisting his buttocks and twisting his belly, somewhat similar to a belly dance, the whole belly was twisted by him, and the face on the belly fluctuated, originally laughing happily, at this time it was called a lewdness, and with Xia Yu's movements, the top and hips were swinging, or the buttocks were swinging one after the other, so obscene that he couldn't do it, he was dumbfounded, covering his mouth, although he didn't smile, but his eyes were already full of smiles.
This Xia Yu really does everything.
But Phoenix's expression didn't change in the slightest, and he still looked at him coldly, "What do you want to do?" Who told you to show me!? ”
Xia Yu said with a smile: "That person said, you will tell you after reading it." ”
Seeing that Phoenix's patience seemed to have reached the limit, he thought to himself that it would not work if he couldn't see a trick, so he immediately sighed and stopped swinging his hips, but he began to save his shoulders left and right, and as soon as his waist was folded, the smiling face became a blink, blinking left and right, the action was very funny, and the difficulty was quite high, Xia Yu raised his hand, blinked happily, and shouted in his mouth: "See, wink, can you withstand such teasing?" ”
Poured out his lips hard, and almost laughed, this kind of action was so funny, Xia Yu was embarrassed, his expression was still stupid, and he couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at it.
Being able to make people laugh is already a very remarkable achievement, and she can definitely be a very coquettish clown in the most famous circus, but for Phoenix, it is obviously not enough, she is like a lack of laughter on her face, and she doesn't move.
Xia Yu gritted his teeth fiercely, ***, I don't believe it, the range of action suddenly increased to the maximum, the originally hearty smile, but he was forced to laugh out of the lewd taste, but the phoenix still didn't appreciate it, snorted angrily, turned around and was about to leave, but saw Xia Yu suddenly oops, threw it to the ground all of a sudden, pressed his waist straight, and called loudly: "Cramps, cramps, pour out words to help quickly, oops......"
Seeing his funny appearance, he couldn't help laughing after all, but immediately stopped talking, covered his mouth hard, and laughed for a while before he remembered to run over to help Xia Yu, and at a glance, the corners of the phoenix's mouth were hooked, and there was a smile on his eyebrows, although it was not as real as her, but she laughed genuinely, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, even she had never seen the phoenix smile.
Although Xia Yu pressed his waist and pulled him to tears, he still saw the phoenix's smile at that moment, so he lay on the ground and held his waist with one hand and pointed at the phoenix hahadaxiao and said, "Laugh, haha...... Finally laughed. ”
Phoenix's face turned pale, and he was about to speak, but he heard Xia Yu then laugh and said: "You look really good when you smile, especially the double eyelids are particularly good-looking, is it just newly cut." ”
The muscles on Phoenix's face trembled, his eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he gritted his teeth and shouted, "You are looking for death!" As he spoke, he suddenly stepped forward, and slapped it with one palm, without leaving the slightest hand.
Xia Yu felt that the countdown in his brain disappeared, and he was overjoyed, regardless of what cramps he had or flying palms, he was about to take it hard, but he saw that Tan Yan seemed to take a step to the left casually, walked in front of Xia Yu, and pulled him up, if the phoenix didn't stop it, although it would not hurt Tan Yan with her control, it was disrespectful, and she could only suddenly withdraw her skills, but fortunately, she was profound, and she sent and received from her heart, and ate back at once, a backflip, fell to the door, glared at Xia Yu fiercely, and then walked out quickly. …,
Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "It seems that this time I offended her to death." ”
He looked at him with a smile and said, "Anyway, I would have been offended to death a long time ago, and it was not bad this time." As he spoke, he pulled him up from the ground with a force on his hands.
Xia Yu haha smiled, rubbed his waist and slowly stood up, but saw that Tanyan stretched out a pair of delicate and delicate little hands, pressed on his waist, and helped him massage, his clothes had not been put down, and her hand was directly pressed on his skin.
Xia Yu felt that the palm of his hand was soft, cool to the touch, lubricated like beautiful jade, especially there seemed to be a very strange layer of liliang on his hand, which made his waist cool and warm, and he couldn't help but move in his heart.
He knew very well what kind of person he was talking about it, the princess came to massage herself, to be honest, Xia Yu was a little flattered and even more curious, she would say that she would be like this to herself, what is the mystery in this, is it really her own ability?
But weishenme she never wanted to join them herself?
The strange liliang was very magical, and in a few moments, Xia Yu's convulsive muscles were restored to their original state, and the slightest hint of coolness and warmth mixed with the air filament drilled into the body, and it was indescribably comfortable, and when Tanyan took his hand away, even Xia Yu felt a deep loss, as if he had lost an extremely precious treasure.
"Now that we're done, can we start talking?" He walked back to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Xia Yu came back to his senses, walked to the desk, leaned on it, looked at it and said, "Is Phoenix really okay?" She's not going to be angry, is she? You don't need to go and see. ”
Tanyan smiled faintly: "You don't have to care about her affairs, you want to tease her?" Could it be that you've been in love with this type of woman lately? ”
Xia Yu Haha smiled: "What are you kidding, I don't like the queen, I'm betting with someone, there's no way." ”
Hearing Xia Yu say that he didn't like the queen, his brows moved, and he said lightly: "You don't like the queen?" Aren't butterflies counted? ”
"She?" Xia Yu haha smiled, remembering the "good thing" of the butterfly pepper just now, and suddenly felt warm, "She seems to be strong, but in fact, she is very well-behaved, and she is naturally not a queen." ”
Stunned, butterfly? It's so well-behaved, hell, if the butterfly, the female devil who has killed countless people, is also well-behaved, then the countless dead heroes hear this, it is estimated that they don't want to be reincarnated, and they crawl back directly to the ghost, this grievance is really not small......
"Butterflies aren't either, so I'm not either?" Tanyan's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a hint of playfulness.
This woman is the most unfathomable and difficult woman Xia Yu has ever seen, the butterfly is sometimes naughty, sometimes charming, sometimes ruthless, but that's all, but the words are all changing, and sometimes even instantaneous, at the same time can make people feel that her many different styles are revealed, generating an unusually chic but very attractive field.
Xia Yu sometimes didn't dare to stare into her eyes.
"Of course you don't." Xia Yu glanced at her and looked away, and said with a smile, "Aren't you called the princess, princess, of course you are the princess of the king, how can you be a queen, haha......"
Dumpling smiled and shook his head.
"In that case, what are you messing with Phoenix?"
Xia Yu scratched his head and said, "This ...... Regardless of my business, it's Ye Mei, I want his house to live in, he said that if I can make Phoenix angry with her again, I can not pay a penny, and I will naturally have to fight for my life. ”
Talk: "......"
Xia Yu walked to the sofa and sat down, stretched out his hand and patted it, and found that it was spotless, and the furnishings inside were the same as before, obviously it took a lot of thought, he knew that this place must be demolished and rebuilt, and when the time comes, the size of the office will be different, and these arrangements may not be able to be used, just for a few days to use, it is really a bit extravagant. …,
Qian Yan seemed to know Xia Yu's thoughts, and smiled: "Do you think I'm too extravagant?" ”
Xia Yu shook his head and said: "It's good to be extravagant, it's good to be extravagant, and when the time comes, it's better to be a little more extravagant when the school is built." ”
He said lightly: "We have invested 200 million yuan in it, except for the emergency place that is enough for the teachers and students of the whole school to take refuge, except for the comprehensive teaching building on the ground, all the others are demolished and rebuilt, and it is planned according to the international A+ standard, I don't know if it can meet your luxury standards." ”
Xia Yu sighed, drooling and said: "Enough is enough, the working environment can be greatly improved in the future." ”
After speaking, he suddenly thought of something, but his face was a little strange, and he said in surprise: "What? ”
Xia Yu lowered his voice a little, and said cautiously: "You invest so much money, you won't deduct it from the teacher's treatment when the time comes, right?" You promised me a raise. ”
He was speechless for a while, and couldn't help glaring at him and said, "It's only 200 million, am I so shabby?" ”
Xia Yu scratched his head and smiled: "That's hard to say, you rich people, I heard that you are very picky, otherwise you won't be rich." ”
He was not annoyed, and said lightly: "Since you say so, then I will use your salary to subsidize it." ”
Xia Yu suddenly threw himself in front of the table and said with a sneer: "Generous princess, what I said just now, in order to benefit one party, so that we, the poor teachers, can have a stage to show their talents, it is really the reincarnation of the great mercy and compassion Guanyin, or you will deduct what Teacher Gu, Teacher Huang, Teacher Li are good, they are rich, and they will not care about this little profit." ”
Tanyan snorted: "No face and no skin, don't play tricks with me, let's get down to business, this time you helped me buy time and save Guolin, I should thank you well, talk about it, what do you need, although there are few things on this shijie that I can't do." ”
Xia Yuxi said: "Really, then I want you to ......"
Tanyan looked at Xia Yu calmly, and the expression on his face did not fluctuate in the slightest.
Xia Yu continued: "I want you a promise. ”
There was a hint of fluctuation in his mood, but the surface was still calm, oh, and said lightly: "What promise?" ”
Xia Yu Zhengse said: "I promise to do my best to help me cure Mu Yingshi's eyes." ”
A hint of strangeness finally flashed in his eyes and looked at him......
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