017 Complex
A happy day passed, Chen Hao shrunk in his sleeping bag for a long time and didn't close his eyes, he was thinking about where to start to find a plan to return to the earth, and the gods and goddesses would not say that there was a way to go back, but he didn't give any hints, at that time, he was full of thoughts about going to see the other world and didn't ask clearly, and now he is in trouble, and he has no starting point at all.
"Hmmm......"
Chen Hao wanted to break his scalp and didn't know why there was a way to return to the Celestial Empire......
Wait a minute......
Celestial......
Why is Chinese spoken here?
Chen Hao had really thought about this before, and he simply thought that it was because they were all worlds created by a god system, so it was not a big deal that the language was the same.
But now that I think about it, it doesn't seem to be the case at all, language is changing rapidly, it can't be exactly the same because the gods are the same, and the customs and habits of this world are too similar to the earth.
"Franklin! didn't you sleep, did you?"
"Didn't sleep, what's wrong?"
"Do you know what the middle finger means?"
Chen Hao asked impatiently.
"What does contempt mean, what's wrong?"
"Then do you know why this gesture means contempt?"
"Huh, isn't that something everybody knows?"
Franklin shook his head and turned around with a squeeze of the quilt.
This can't be a coincidence, how can there be so many coincidences? It must be the customs and language left by the earthlings who have been here, but how did the earthlings come here? Moreover, the number of humans here is terrifying, and it is absolutely impossible that they have just arrived, but that they have bred here for an unknown number of generations.
For a while, Chen Hao's mind was confused, as we all know, human beings do not have a jump device, and the curvature drive engine does not know that it will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey!
As for coming to an unknown planet? No kidding, isn't this just nonsense! Humans don't even know when they will go to Mars on their doorstep.
How did that come about......?
"mlgb!
Chen Hao was furious, slammed the bed board, and simply emptied his brain, anyway, he had a thousand years of guaranteed time, so he didn't need to panic.
He slept soundly this night, because the quality of sleep has always been very good, or maybe because of the strengthening potions, he usually only needs to sleep for three hours to be energetic.
Of course, he won't be full of food and say "Men who sleep more than four hours are fools", this is a map cannon, and it is strange not to scold people to death.
"Dude, you slept well. ”
Franklin got up and brushed his teeth in a daze, and saw that Chen Hao was already teasing Ling'er with full energy, and couldn't help but feel a little envious.
"What's the most important thing in life?
Franklin: "............"
This guy is still off the line as always.
Today's math lesson is here, because the math professor has just submitted his resignation to the principal, saying that he wants to devote the rest of his life to studying the Newton-Leibniz formula.
I don't know if the spirits in the sky of Niu Ye and Lai Ye on the other side of the earth will laugh out loud.
Chen Hao, what is this called, this is the preaching method of scientific superstitions, theologians can't come up with direct evidence, but there are ways to engage in technology, we can directly make others doubt life with a fanciful formula.
So the Scientology is preaching much faster than the Theological sect.
"Brother dei, do you want to brush up for credits?"
Franklin looked at Chen Hao, this was supposed to be a math class, but unfortunately the math teacher is gone, so everyone naturally has nothing to do.
"How do you brush it?"
"Take the task, the higher the level of the task, the more credits you will get out, and you can graduate early when you brush it to a certain extent. ”
Franklin's eyes lit up, and he felt that pulling Chen Hao, a monster, to graduate early was half done.
"Eh——? it's boring, how comfortable it is to mix in school, you can't wait to accept the outside society?"
Chen Hao was extremely reluctant, he came to the university to play, why was he in such a hurry to graduate? Of course, it was okay for him to come again after graduation.
"There are beast-eared girls and elf girls in the forest. ”
Franklin said in a strange way.
"Okay!
Chen Hao still has a trace of fantasy about the non-human mother at this time, maybe the elves of other people are covering their butts with leaves?
As long as it's not about using the toilet, it's easy to say.
Because of its "unique" smell, it has always been regarded as spicy chicken, and it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance. But the knowledge is also very deep. (It turned out that this paragraph was a bit pornographic, so it was deleted)
Far away......
"How do I feel like you're thinking something weird?"
Franklin asked, touching his nose.
“...... Uh- no, I was just thinking, the beast-eared lady shouldn't need to use the toilet, right?"
"Yes, no, they just use their hands. ”
"I&@$@*!(!&@%@!!"
Chen Hao briefly collapsed for three seconds, and the image of the beautiful and cute beast-eared girl instantly collapsed in his mind, becoming an orc with a smell of......
Ling'er smiled bitterly on the side, she had Chen Hao's memories and knew what this guy was desperate for.
She pushed Chen Hao with some disgust.
"What?"
Ling'er pointed to herself.
Chen Hao was stunned for three seconds, and then reacted.
Isn't there a beautiful girl around me who can't poop? She's a machine, and everything she eats is very unscientific into another dimension, and she won't excrete like a human.
"Wow-"
Chen Hao was happy again, and Franklin who watched it felt that this product was a bit of schizophrenia, or simply a neurosis.
There is no problem in saying this, who doesn't have a strange fetish in modern people? Chen Hao just likes that kind of inhuman mother, and feels that the cat-eared lady has four ears and is very cute, although from a biological point of view, this is even more outrageous than the jump device built by humans in the 21st century, but even Jesus has people who believe in it, and they are not afraid of anything outrageous.
Moreover, human beings' views on "beauty" are extraordinarily unified, and beauties are beautiful women in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, which are all proved by experiments or historical records or medical certificates.
The next time someone says that "a big butt is good to have a baby" is a wrong feudal saying of the ancient people, you will reply to him with a sentence "big butt means big pelvis, and the bigger the pelvis, the easier it is to come out of a child's head". This is the medical evidence that the ass is good to have a baby.
Eh...... It's far away again......