The ninety-first episode of Cangwu Xuandu
"Xuan Du, what should I do now? I was a little nervous. ”
"Stupid girl, why are you so slow, just pull his clothes open, take off his pants, stupid."
Who's talking? Yu Qiaofeng began to get confused, there were only him and this "paper man" in the room, the extra one?
Rotten! He immediately came to his senses, shook his head full of mud, and the back of his head exploded with pain.
"Don't be afraid of little brother, you won't feel bad when you fall asleep, it's so delicious, I want to eat you now." She grabbed the hem of his shirt and tore it open, hot saliva dripping down his smooth, white chest.
"Idiot, can you hurry up? The cave room is so slow, do you want me to help you? ”
"Don't make trouble, he's mine."
Yue Mingchong outside the door was anxious but helpless, she went to fight against a pair of ghost brothers and sisters empty-handed, it would be strange not to be played to death by them! When the time comes, it will be really inappropriate to expose the identity of the innocent and vain, but now to call Gongsun Yilai, maybe Qiao'er has already been played with by them.
Suddenly struck by lightning, she was stunned for a moment, and with the victory in her hands, she strode in.
"I'm sorry to disturb your Yaxing."
Gongsun Yan, who was lying on Yu Qiaofeng's body and was about to untie his trouser belt, turned his head suddenly, and his frightened eyes made Yue Mingchong a little more sure.
"You, what are you doing in here!"
"It's okay, I see that you seem to be having a lot of fun, and I can't help but be curious and want to come in and watch." Shrugging her shoulders, she hooked the stool and sat on the edge of the bed, glancing at Yu Qiaofeng, whose face was as pale as a corpse, and her heart was even more worried.
"He's still a kid, isn't he? He can't bear to play with him like this. ”
Gongsun Yan was stunned, stopped what he was doing, scratched his head, glanced at Yue Mingchong and hurriedly avoided her gaze, "What you said seems to make a little sense, but I like him very much, and I am reluctant to give up on him." He caressed Yu Qiaofeng's cheeks with affection and pity, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth, like beads that kept on the line, and Yue Mingchong was hairy.
"There are a lot of good men in the world, aren't they? Why don't you come back when he's older? I won't stop you then. ”
Talking to the ghost about the conditions, she is also the first time, maybe this ghost sister has a good temper and will be accommodating.
“…… What you said is very reasonable, there are many good men in the world, that Gongsun is good, and I like him very much. ”
Yue Mingchong coughed twice, "This, he is not suitable for you, he has a bad temper and bad character, he is not suitable for you at all." ”
The footsteps of the people outside the window were stopped in time, and when he heard Yue Mingchong degrading him to nothing, a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, and then, he leaned against the window and listened carefully to the movement inside. He couldn't see any ghosts, nor could he hear any strange sounds, but he believed in Yue Mingchong, and he was even more sure that she wouldn't smear him for no reason. If you go in at this moment, not only will you not be able to completely subdue them, but if you anger them, not only Qiao'er's life will be in danger, but the entire people of Ruiyuan will be wiped out.
"Don't slander him, he looks like a good guy." Gongsun's words were shy, and when he mentioned Gongsun's intentions, it was difficult to hide his admiration in his eyes, Yue Ming flattened his mouth, this female ghost is really too late.
"Don't be deceived by his appearance, I am his entourage, I know what bad habits he has, for example, he only washes his feet once in ten days, washes his face once every three days, and takes a shower once every six months, you can smell the smell of his body when you get closer, especially his bad breath, it stinks, it is disgusting, and his meat is thick and old, and it is not delicious at all." Although he added oil and vinegar, someone couldn't hear it anyway, Yue Ming Chong said more and more enjoyable, crossed Erlang's legs, and gestured with relish, who knew that the people outside the house had long been unable to hold back their anger.
"Well, so that's it, then only Luo Qiuchen is left?"
"Not good, not good." She waved her hand with a look of disdain, "I heard that he has a hidden disease. ”
"What hidden disease?"
"He is covered in abscesses, take a look at it to ensure that you don't want to look at it a second time, do you know, the abscesses on his body are pus and bleeding, even in the summer, he covers it thickly for fear of being seen by others, the matchmaker has come to the door dozens of times, he never mentions marrying a wife, he has a little conscience, but if you want to eat him, I advise you to give up......"
The people outside the house exchanged glances with each other, and Luo Qiuchen tried his best to make a smiling expression, "Brother Yi, I don't seem to have any holidays with Ming Chong, right?" His expression did not change, but his tone was anger that could not be concealed, he only heard Yue Mingchong in the room talking to himself, and almost finished commenting on the people in Ruiyuan, he held back his anger, and a stiff smile hung on his lips.
"In this case, there is really no suitable candidate, it's really boring, then I'll go first, it's boring."
After finishing speaking, Gongsun Yan closed his eyes and fell to Yu Qiaofeng, who had been overwhelmed unconscious, Yue Mingchong hurriedly went up and pushed Gongsun Yan away, "Qiao'er, Qiao'er wake up." ”
"How's he doing?"
Seeing that it was Gongsun Yi and Luo Qiuchen, she was finally relieved, and sat aside, "It's okay, it's really ...... if it's a little later" I was eaten by a female ghost for no reason, maybe I won't even see the sun tomorrow.
"They're finally gone, but they're too talkative." I vaguely felt that things weren't going so well, but she didn't bother to care, as long as they weren't interested in the people in Ruiyuan, although it was not good to say bad things about people behind her back, but she was also for their good, but fortunately they didn't know.
"Ming Chong, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can tell me in private."
"What? Brother Luo, what did you say? She didn't realize the reason for Luo Qiuchen's resentment at all, and she didn't forget what she had just said about Luo Qiuchen, just casually, she wouldn't deliberately remember it.
Luo Qiuchen didn't fully understand what was happening in the house, so he picked up the sleeping Gongsun Yan and put it on the soft couch, and when he saw her face smeared like a ghost, he couldn't help laughing: "What did Yan'er do to make herself like this, it must have been Qiao'er's doing." ”
The person lying on the bed was almost awake, and no one could see tears sliding down the corners of his eyes, so he said that sooner or later he would be burdened with this black cauldron, he really didn't want to wake up, and he was slighted by a paper person in a daze, and he had no desire at all.
"Brother Luo, is something wrong?" Gongsun Yan asked softly, her eyes moved to Gongsun Yi, and when she saw Yu Qiaofeng lying on the bed with her eyes closed, she quickly sat up and asked in surprise: "Big brother, what happened to Brother Qiao?" ”
"It's okay, he's cold, he'll be fine after a nap."
"Well, I'll see." She hurriedly jumped down and ran to the bedside, and when she accidentally saw the person in the mirror, she screamed in fright: "Who is that?" Pointing to the mirror, tears were in his eyes, tears rolled down and cut through the red and white face, the rouge gouache was diluted by tears, and the whole face became more and more weird.
After Gongsun Yi and the three of them went out, Yue Mingchong sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed Yu Qiaofeng's cold hand, and said softly: "Qiao'er, get up, they are all gone." ”
"I don't want to get up, I don't have the face to see people." Still with his eyes closed, tears sliding into his temples, Yue Mingchong sighed, smiled and persuaded: "Others don't know what happened, and it's even more suspicious that you hide in the house." ”
"Brother Chong, see for yourself, what did that damn paper prickly man do." Pulling open the placket, several purple-black finger prints appeared on the white chest, "And here." Pointing to his waist, the fingerprints were denser and darker, Yue Ming gasped for cold breath, the ghost's yin qi was so strong, and the yin qi seeped into the places where he was caught.
"I'm in so much pain that I'm about to fall apart, it's pinching my whole body, and the important parts are also hurting to death, do you want to see it." He was about to take off his trousers, she hurriedly pressed his hand, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't look at it, I understand, I understand, will it affect your inheritance in the future?" ”
"Inheritance?" He was a little inexplicable, opened his eyes and stared at her for a while, "It's just ass, what does it have to do with the reception of the sect, in short, I don't have a face to see people, I can't go to the ground at all in pain now, what do you think I should do?" ”
He covered his handsome little face with his palms and cried, Yue Ming sighed secretly, it turned out that it was not that place, but the female ghost was really lustful, and the ghost claws were stretched out to the back. She was once again glad that she had blocked the female ghost's attack in time, and she couldn't be in time anymore, although Qiao'er was a little tired, but it was better than a life and a loss of innocence!
"Well, that, don't take it too seriously, it's over, cheer up, tomorrow will be more haode, isn't it?" She really didn't know how to comfort him, and when she encountered this kind of thing, it was really difficult for her to think about it from his point of view, "Don't worry, Brother Chong won't tell anyone about this." ”
"But the eldest brother and the second brother both know that they will definitely die of laughter." Pulled the cotton cloth and tightly covered his face, "I'm no different from a monk now, I'm really afraid that I will escape into the empty door in the future." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, your eldest brother and second brother love you, and they won't talk nonsense, it's just that they met a ghost, why do you want to become a monk, I think even the second girl is good, how far have you developed now?" Deliberately changing the subject, hoping that he would forget this painful experience as soon as possible.
“…… Lian Yu's little girl is not bad, unlike the ones I met before, they all want me to marry them, you know I'm still young, it's a good day, but I'm not a promiscuous person, I'm still very dedicated to feelings, and I won't stop chasing until I meet the girl I like. ”
Listening to his tone gradually become pleasant, she pulled out the quilt and said with a smile: "Stinky boy, I didn't expect you to be a dedicated person, if you like other people's second girls, just marry someone else." ”
"No, I'm only seventeen years old, why do I want to marry a wife so early, like Master, I married my wife at the age of eighteen, at that time my mother was only fifteen, and I can't be so comfortable after I have a family, I don't want to follow in the footsteps of my master, I am in charge of this and that all day long, and I even have to drink secretly, I dare to take advantage of my sister's absence at home, except for my mother, Master doesn't even dare to look at other girls."
"Your master is so useless?"
"Nonsense, my master loves my master and mother to the core, and they have been childhood sweethearts since childhood...... Another reason is that the master is a dart game at the master's house, and the master is a weak scholar, and the master is very afraid of it. ”
Yue Mingchong pondered for a while, and had a general understanding of Gongsun Qi's situation, "Your master is missing, your master must be in a hurry, right?" ”
"Of course, in the past seven or eight years, Shi Niang has spent most of her time looking for Master outside, and some people say that Master left Shi Niang and Second Brother Yan'er to cultivate immortals alone, but Shi Niang is very determined and never gives up, I still remember that Master was holding a book about what to remember before he disappeared, and I was almost enchanted when I saw it......
"Lang Huan Ji!" Yue Mingchong hurriedly continued, and finally got to the point, she stared at Yu Qiaofeng with all her attention, for fear that she would miss a word, which might be crucial information.