Picture 250 Werewolf's Dry Humor
What does this mean, before Yang Le could figure it out, he saw five or six chairs and tables in the scene suddenly flying in the air and smashing into the other two people, which immediately made the opponent turn on his back, and there was chaos, and when he came back to his senses a little, he found that the few people who were serious and he protected had disappeared in place! It was amazing, but the remaining parties and the police didn't have time to think about what was going on, so they started shooting again! Only Yang Le just saw the werewolf with the hat wave casually, and the tables and chairs flew in all directions, and then ran away with him by the side of the serious, and the serious friends also took advantage of the chaos to escape!
At this time, the three of Yang Le were on the corner of the street, that is, in the fire scene, no one dared to move for fear of being hit by a stray bullet, so they could only curl up on the ground and not move! Yang Le couldn't help but laugh, everything is really good and bad, and in the country where guns are rampant, shootouts are everywhere!
"Ahh , Amanda suddenly exclaimed, and then began to scream: "I was shot!" I got shot! Ah", Yang Le was startled, and George was even more frightened, trembling and not daring to move, looking at Amanda with fear in his eyes!
"I'll see what's going on?" , Yang Le pulled Amanda directly into his arms, I rubbed it, this fragrance, this feel, you can feel the charm of this superb stunner through the clothes! The goddess and the muscular man did not feel uncomfortable about Yang Le's move, but were grateful to Yang Le, because in this case, Yang Le put her in his arms, which was equivalent to making a human shield for himself!
"It's okay, don't be afraid, it's just a glass slag", Yang Le looked at the bleeding wound on Amanda's arm, which should be a bullet breaking the coffee cup and splashing shards!
"Bear with me, I'll do a magic trick for you", Yang Le suddenly said with a smile,
"Huh?" The two of them were stunned for a moment, what is the situation now, and they still have the mind to change magic, but they admire Yang Le's calmness in their hearts, and there are bullets and bullets outside. He's still talking and laughing here, and he doesn't look like he's pretending to be hard at all, he really doesn't care about these dangers!
"Ah", Amanda screamed again, and the frightened George suddenly held his head and curled up even smaller, in fact, it was just Yang Le who took advantage of her distraction to pull out the glass stubble, and then covered her wound with his hand, and said gently: "The time to witness the miracle has come", saying that the true qi in his hand was lost, Amanda suddenly felt that the wound was itchy. Looking at Yang Le suspiciously, Yang Le smiled slightly, such a close tenderness made the goddess's heart flutter, it turned out that this Asian brother was quite handsome!
"Okay", Yang Le interrupted the ripples of the goddess,
"Ah, this, this, this. This is amazing", Amanda looked at the wound on her arm that had healed and suddenly felt like a dream, if it weren't for Yang Le's hand and the blood stains on her arm, she really thought she was dreaming!
"Make you amazing. How did you do it", the goddess shook her body in Yang Le's arms with wide eyes, and suddenly made this thing comfortable and didn't know why, gentle township, gentle township!
"Magic. It's magic, right? George also shouted excitedly, and at this time the fierce battle outside had stopped, and the other party had fled. Only the police were at the scene of the blockade and began to call an ambulance!
"Hehe, in fact, it's just an oriental healing technique, not magic, but this kind of healing technique is very nerve-wracking, ah, I'm a little dizzy now, I'm dizzy", Yang Le said and "fainted" in Amanda's arms, I'm x, this chest is really soft, how cool it would be if you rub it, Yang Le gritted his teeth and controlled his urge to grab!
"Hey, makemake, wake up......"
Just when Yang Le was lying in the gentle township, there were two bitter people running for their lives in the alleys of New York Street, seriously holding a gun in their hands, running murderously on the streets, followed by a leisurely werewolf. The werewolf had already covered his gray hair with a hat on his jacket. Due to the ubiquitous surveillance on the streets of New York, in order to keep his whereabouts secret, he had to put away his mana and follow the serious escape like an ordinary person.
Looking back at the police car in pursuit, he gritted his teeth seriously, and ran to a narrow alley, trying to get rid of the pursuit of the police car.
"What's the situation, who are those people just now?" The werewolf ran around Serious like a sparring partner
"One, I can't say it clearly for a while, I'll go back and tell you slowly! Now it's time to run for your life! "Seriousness is already gasping for breath.
"Oh, haode, but I still have a question, weishenme just now you didn't let Yang Le make a move?" It's that people are curious, and werewolves are human too.
"He has a special identity, he can't be exposed, there is too much surveillance here, even if I'm dead, I can't drag him in", the sense of responsibility of the agent at this time was fully revealed, he understood the importance of Yang Le, and even more understood how big the impact would be if he was exposed at this time!
"Oh, but you won't die if I'm by your side", the werewolf said lightly, looked at him seriously and panted and smiled, his heart warmed, he should be kind to this dog in the future!
Yang Le in the gentle township is even more gentle at this time, because the goddess is kissing him, oh, she is doing mouth breathing, rubbing, this soft and soft, hot lips, it is really comfortable, if you can put your tongue into her mouth, or put other things into her mouth, what a wonderful enjoyment, but happiness comes quickly, and it goes fast, because he has heard George next to him shouting: "Ambulance, ambulance, there is another here, there is a fainting here!" ”
Yes, Yang Le doesn't want to go to the hospital for a walk around idle, the medical treatment in the United States is developed, if something happens, as long as you are just scared at the scene, they will make a stretcher to carry you to the hospital for diagnosis, and it will seem like you are going to die!
Amanda, who was breathing, suddenly felt something stuffed into her mouth, ahhh......h The goddess was suddenly embarrassed, after all, she is not familiar with Yang Le, Amanda is known to be a very shy person, at least in the public eye, and she also said in an interview that she is very nervous and shy whenever she faces reporters and fans, which is why he has to wear big sunglasses every time he goes out!
"Sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't control it for a while, habitually, habitually!" Yang Le said without any embarrassment.
"Are you alright?" George asked, he hadn't noticed anything wrong yet
"It's okay, just take a break, uh, I'm going to see my friend quickly. Can you leave me a phone number? Yang Le looked at Amanda a little nervous, and he wasn't sure that the goddess would leave a phone for him
"Of course you can", unexpectedly Amanda took Yang Le's mobile phone and entered her phone number, and then Yang Le pretended to ask for George's phone again, waved goodbye to the two, turned to leave, looked at Yang Le's back Amanda and George said in unison, "Magicman!" ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, holding hands and leaving.
At this time, the exhausted and serious looked at the empty helicopter and scolded helplessly: "Paralyzed, there is really no way to go to heaven and no way to go to the ground", the police of the United States dealt with the case. When chasing fugitives, I like to use this kind of land and air flanking method! It's really not easy to escape! If you are equipped with a high-energy portrait scanner, you can quickly distinguish you when you hide in the crowd.
Serious is still quite lucky, ran into a dead alley, several police cars blocked the two of them inside, the police uncle was about to get out of the car to surrender, but the two people who fled in front of them had no intention of stopping, and escaped from the encirclement over the wall more than five meters high in just a few actions and three seconds
"Haha ......", Yang Le laughed happily after jumping over the high wall. After looking at the surrounding environment, he raised his hand and shot twice, broke the surveillance not far away, and then took the werewolf to hide in the underground garage of a building, lying on the ground and panting like a dead dog! The werewolf leaned very comfortably next to a car and smoked!
"Damn, it looks like I'm exposed", serious and a little remorseful. At that time, I couldn't help but take action, and if I didn't make a move, those subordinates would either be killed or captured, and the consequences would be even more unimaginable. But everything comes at a price. The person was rescued, but he was about to be exposed, and the street was full of surveillance. His appearance is estimated to have been transmitted to the desk of the relevant departments!
Sideways looked at the werewolf who was smoking, this dead dog, Nima is so leisurely, let run and run, let stop and stop, obedient is obedient, but that unhurried look is to make people angry, I didn't see that I was tired like this, so I couldn't cooperate and pretend to be very tired, so it seemed that I was useless!
The werewolf looked serious, and his psychology was also tasteful, hey, he could kill the Quartet with Yang Le, how drenched it was, just one thing with this product, escape! And you can't use superpowers!
The ringing bell was serious, and the phone rang, it was Yang Le calling,
"Seriously, where are you?" As soon as Yang Le left Amanda's sight, he called seriously
"I don't know that in an underground garage on a certain street, there are helicopters in the air outside to investigate, and I can't get out!" Serious is a little anxious, this is daytime, and it is not easy to hide at night.
"Damn, no matter how big it is, just hit it", Yang Le disagreed
"No, and I guess I'm exposed, I'm in trouble!" The serious mood is very heavy, and not long after he came to the United States, he exposed the fuck of Tai Nima
"What if it's exposed? It's a big deal to go out and go back to Huaxia, what can they do with you, is it possible that they can still run to Huaxia to arrest you? When our Huaxia missiles are paper shells! "It's pretty straightforward
"My brother, it's easy for you to say, buddy, I'm not you, without your awesome skills, it's a problem to escape, and secondly, I'm not you, I'm alone, I'm here to move and pull my whole body! How many people have to be implicated". Serious and non-stop complaints.
Yang Le comforted: "Dude, don't worry, if something really happens, the werewolf and I will protect you and let you return to Huaxia safely, even if you sacrifice the werewolf!" With the werewolf's ear, he can clearly hear the conversation between the two on the phone without eavesdropping, and when he heard this, he nodded solemnly at the solemnity of the look, and then wondered a little, I will not hesitate to sacrifice for Mao!
I was very moved to listen to it seriously, and I even had the urge to cry, "Okay, buddy, remember, but now you have to get out of here first, do you have any way?" ”
Hey, Yang Le talked and said: "Seriously, do you know, I always think that you should be an executioner, you can just do what others tell you to do, you really can't be an agent, you are a stupid person, you will not let him fight with a werewolf by your side, you have lost the helicopter, you can run wherever you want!" The more Yang Le said, the more popular it became
"No, werewolves can't reveal their whereabouts, in that case, the FBI will immediately know that this matter has something to do with the two of you, and they will chase it here immediately!" Said seriously worriedly
"Oh, I'll go, I really don't want to talk to you as an imbecile, did I let him stand on the street directly and say, are you ready, I'm going to beat you, I won't let him get rid of it secretly, what if I am found out, it's a big deal, we're running elsewhere, let them follow behind and eat fart!" Yang Le was really angry!
Seriously sighed and hung up Yang Le's phone, and said to the werewolf who had just come back from peeing next to him, "Yang Le asked you to jerk off,"
"Oh", the werewolf, who is now unconditionally obedient to any of Yang Le's requirements, immediately withdrew his pants and took out the wolf whip to, his eyes widened solemnly, looking at the scene in front of him, anger gradually grew, "Paralyzed, do you mean to blaspheme me in person?" It's for you to knock down the plane outside, not for you to the pipe! ”
"Oh, that's it, I'm still wondering if Yang Le asked me to teach you this old virgin to!" The werewolf said lightly, lifted his pants and walked towards a corner at the entrance of the garage,
"I, I, I'm going to myself! I've jerked it off! "Seriously roared at the back of the werewolf, how can the old virgin of the mother's bullying be dropped.
Naturally, the werewolf ignored the seriousness, hiding in the corner and staring at the helicopter hovering outside...... (To be continued......)
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