Xiao Yi woke up with a splitting headache, it seemed that he had really drunk too much yesterday, and he was just about to move, but suddenly he quickly closed his newly opened eyes again, and he didn't move, as if he hadn't woken up.

Because at the moment when he opened his eyes, he caught a glimpse of two figures, and instantly recalled some of the things he had said last night, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Although his eyes were only open for a moment, he clearly saw two people in the room, one was a woman in a bright red tight-fitting dress, sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and a man in a white dress with a ponytail, standing next to the woman like a javelin, looking cautious.

Who else are these two people, except for the beautiful woman Ling Zihan who was called over by Xiao Yi to "share" last night, and the culprit Hua Wrong Hero?

Miserable!

Xiao Yi screamed in his heart, although he drank a lot last night, but he remembered the words that made a big taboo very clearly, this is a disaster, this hot-tempered woman still has to see herself off? As for what Ling Zihan can do, Xiao Yi really understands.

Xiao Yilai remained motionless on the bed, occasionally snoring with two extremely exaggerated volumes, although he didn't know what would happen in the future, but at this moment, he still pretended to be a corpse and could drag it out for a moment.

After another seven or eight hours, maybe the woman would be hungry, and then she would go downstairs to eat, so she would hold on to the stall and escape.

Hehe, what a brilliant idea, I'm a genius! Xiao Yi was lying on the bed, feeling very embarrassed about his "sperm vesicle plan".

Just then, he heard a conversation that he couldn't hold back anymore.

"Wrong flower!"

"In! Sister-in-law, what's the matter? Command, I promise to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire! Hua Cuo's words were sonorous and powerful, and Xiao Yi guessed that he was a traitor nine times out of ten when he heard it.

"Go, get a basin of water!" Ling Zihan's tone was like that of a queen.

"Fetch water?"

"What nonsense, let you go, you will go!"

"OK, do it now!"

Immediately, Xiao Yi heard the sound of the door closing, and he was a little relieved, he still had a little conscience on the wrong kid, otherwise if he fetched water, he could do it in the bathroom, and he had to run outside, obviously he wanted to help himself drag some time.

In a few moments, the door was opened again, and with it, Hua Cuo's incomparably obscene and flattering voice.

"Sister-in-law, I went down to get some ice, hehe."

Xiao Yi's heart tightened, and before he could break the scolding, he felt a burst of "coolness" all over his body. ”

Wow, Hua Cuo was not polite at all, and poured not a drop of ice water full of ice cubes on Xiao Yi's head.

"Holy!" Xiao Yibing jumped up from the bed and was just about to go crazy, but he saw Ling Zihan's apricot eyes wide open, looking at him coldly.

"What's the matter, it looks like a rebellion?" Ling Zihan didn't move, still stacking his two slender jade legs on top of each other, looking like a queen.

"Uh...... Hehe, don't dare, I happened to be hot in the past two days, cool and cool, cool and cool, hehe...... Xiexie's wife ...... "Xiao Yi desperately squeezed out that flattering smile, but no matter how hard he tried, he didn't make the mistake of that kid's pretend."

"Hehe, it's so early......" Xiao Yi saw that Ling Zihan didn't speak, so he said a nonsense first in embarrassment.

"You're generous." Ling Zihan dragged out a strange tone, playfully looking at Xiao Yi, who was wet and wearing only a pair of big pants.

Things have developed to this point, Xiao Yi decided to simply resist to the end, "Hehe, I have always been very generous, hehe, daughter-in-law, what do you want, I will buy it for you immediately, or I will buy you an extra diamond after a while, hehe, I am a little bit of a person, more generous, I have been like this since I was a child, hehe......"

Seeing that Ling Zihan still didn't speak, Xiao Yi added, "Hehe, I'm such a generous person, hehe......"

"Generous? You're generous. Ling Zihan finally spoke, but his tone was extremely strange.

"Hehe, I'm ......" Xiao Yi was just about to continue prevaricating, when he heard a roar that shattered the sky.

"Xiao Yi, put on your clothes and roll over to the old lady!"

Xiao Yi's whole body tightened, and he blurted out angrily, "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong." After finishing speaking, he honestly bowed his head and stood in front of Ling Zihan, like a primary school student who failed the exam.

In the past, when he was in the mercenary training camp, there was a special training called the prisoner of war simulation training camp, he once created a miracle in this training, because a piece of equipment at that time failed, so Xiao Yi endured twice as much pain as others, but he still gritted his teeth and didn't say a word, until the end of his training, several instructors found out that the equipment was out of order, if an ordinary person sat on it, it would definitely not last ten seconds, but Xiao Yi stayed up for an hour!

It's just that there is an old saying called one thing down one thing, he can survive for a full hour on the painful additional equipment except for the malfunction, but he was defeated by Ling Zihan's roar, of course, there is also the reason for "being a thief", as far as the "big rebellion" words he said last night, not to mention Ling Zihan's few angry words, even if it was sawed in two, it was not too much.

"If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles, right? If you don't teach for a few days, your skin will itch again, right? If the old lady doesn't exert her power, you wonder about the uprising, right? ”

Ling Zihan's row-to-match question sentence made Xiao Yi want to suddenly open a big hole in the ground, and then plunge into it.

"Daughter-in-law, I ......"

"Shut up!" Ling Zihan couldn't tolerate Xiao Yi's defense, she knew Xiao Yi's two mouths very well, if this guy was allowed to speak freely, he could fool the dead horse into coming back to life immediately, and then he could go to the racetrack to run two laps.

"I ask, you answer, don't talk about anything else, be careful that the old lady saws you." Ling Zihan is delicate on the outside, but she is wild in her bones, and she speaks like a female man's jiashi.

"No, daughter-in-law, listen to me......"

"Huh?" Ling Zihan squinted his eyes at Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi obediently closed his mouth.

"Repeat what you said last night." Ling Zihan was like interrogating a prisoner.

"I said last night that there is a food stall in the southern city that tastes good......"

"Getting to the point!"

"I said last night...... Said he was going to call you, and...... and Hua Wrong shared the words "zuihou" ...... a few words, Xiao Yi's voice was as low as a mosquito.

"But I'm talking drunk, and I love to talk nonsense when I'm drunk, you know......"

"Shut up, don't ramble, answer the questions well!"

This time, it was Hua Wrong who was standing on the side who scolded Xiao Yi, and after scolding him, he immediately looked at Ling Zihan with a flattering face and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, even if you ask, I will be watching from the side, don't be afraid of this kid playing with force." ”

Looking at the standard "cheap smile" of Hua Cuo, Xiao Yi's teeth clucked, and he secretly said in his heart that there is such a shameless person on this shijie, there is no most shameless, only more shameless.

"It's him!"

Xiao Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly pointed at Hua Cuo and said loudly, "He has always been ill-intentioned towards you, and I have seen this kid several times as soon as he meets you, he will quietly take the toilet paper to the bathroom." ”

"I didn't ......" Hua Cuo never imagined that Xiao Yi would make such a bad move, and his face turned red in a hurry, but Xiao Yi didn't give him a chance to defend himself.

"You didn't? Then why did you call me out last night, and then deliberately drunk me, zuihou took advantage of my lack of consciousness to make me say that kind of thing, what kind of heart do you kid have? ”

"Zihan, don't be afraid!" Xiao Yi didn't wait for Hua Mistake, who blushed and was about to open his mouth to defend himself, stepped in front of Ling Zihan, stretched out his hand to protect Ling Zihan, and looked at Hua Wrong with a pair of eyes "vigilant", as if he was guarding against **.

"You brought it to the truth, what was the motive last night? In the middle of the night, I insisted that I call Zihan out, you have nothing to do with her, what do you want to call people out in the middle of the night, you say! "In terms of lip service, Xiao Yi is not a little bit wrong, especially in front of women, Xiao Yi's mouth has fooled many princesses and princesses into going to his own bed, but it took several years to get Zhang Yan right.

"Zihan, listen to me." Xiao Yi turned his head with a serious face, "I have something to confess to you, even if you want to see me off, listen to me first, and I will bear all the consequences of what I did wrong." ”

Ling Zihan wondered, what else was this kid hiding from himself?

Xiao Yi turned his head to look at Hua Cuo, shook his head and sighed, looking annoyed, "Actually, I have long known that Hua Cuo is a **, and there are also thoughts about right and wrong, but I have always been in the way that he is my brother, so I have indulged him many times, and even he thought that you would take the toilet paper and run to the bathroom to solve it by yourself, I didn't pursue it, you know, I have always put righteousness first, for so long, I have always had this knot in my heart that cannot be unopened, but today, I figured it out, brotherly righteousness is important." , but you, Ling Zihan, are more important to me than my life, so today, I confess this fact like you, but there is one thing I ask you, no matter how much you hate Hua Wrong from today onwards, but don't look down on him, don't discriminate against him, because, he is my brother! ”

After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he looked at Ling Zihan and said sonorously: "I'm done, if you think I'm sorry for you, please do it, I promise that if I hide it, it will be my grandson!" ”

Ling Zihan's face changed slightly, watching Xiao Yi's eyes gradually soften, Hua Cuo, who was standing on the side, saw this situation, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, it seems that this woman believed Xiao Yi's words as a bastard, this kid is the one who said that he was talking about grandson, even if he swore a poisonous oath to the sky, he could immediately repent.

Sure enough, Ling Zihan stood up, looked at Xiao Yi, and said softly, "I understand your distress, I don't blame you." ”

After finishing speaking, he glared angrily at Hua Cuo, who looked extremely aggrieved, "You are really hidden, I always thought you were a righteous gentleman, but it turned out that you have always been a big demon!" ”

Hua Wrong wants to cry without tears, Xiao Yi still has a serious face on the surface, but he has already blossomed in his heart, boy, you are more shameless than me, you are almost meaningful.