Chapter 45: Don't Die
For the sake ......of his life, Ma Yongjian decided to plead with his "cousin". But what to call it?
"Boy" doesn't dare to scream anymore, otherwise it's better not to speak; "Uncle"? Well, it seems that only Vice Minister Huang can call it, and he really can't call it; "Cousin"? That's what the sons of their generation called......
Worthy of the old fox, almost in the blink of an eye, he thought of the appropriate title:
"Mr. Liu, what happened today is really ......"
"What really?" I didn't want to open my mouth as soon as I spoke, but I was immediately interrupted by the "Liu Bushuai" who hadn't spoken for a long time - not a good sign!
"Do you want to say that this is really a misunderstanding?" Han Feng put away Erlang's legs and looked at Ma Yongjian with a blank face, "Or do you think you're really unwilling?" ”
This guy is too obscene, anyone can see what Ma Yongjian means at this time, he can only beg for mercy, but Han Feng just doesn't want to give him this opportunity:
"I don't think there's a misunderstanding...... Ma Gongzi is very enthusiastic, the wine is also very lively, everyone is very happy, what is there to misunderstand? ”
Ma Yongjian hurriedly said:
"It's not a misunderstanding, it's not a misunderstanding!"
Vice Governor Ma meant to say soft words such as "I'm really sorry", but he was slightly biased by the crazy brother, and it became a "misunderstanding" dispute. And as soon as Lao Ma was in a hurry, the sentence "not a misunderstanding" came out, and the purpose of embarrassing Han Feng and the three of them was confirmed - since it was not a misunderstanding, it must have been intentional!
The old horse reacted instantly, didn't care to wipe the sweat beads on his head, and hurriedly shouted:
"Mr. Liu, today was originally a misunderstanding!"
Nima, if you hadn't deliberately concealed it, who would have known that those two delicate "cousins" were your mother-in-law? Since it's just your cousin, it's normal for everyone to pursue it! If you could have explained earlier that the two beauties are yours, will there be a later plot? Will Lao Tzu still be so passive?
The old horse was resentful in his heart, but he was helpless.
Of course, the most hateful thing is the identity of "Mr. Liu", which is mysterious and unpredictable. But to say that this guy who can call Li Jiefang a brother and make the vice minister of finance willingly call him "uncle" is actually just an ordinary ordinary person, and Lao Ma will not believe it even if he is killed!
Who is he?
This issue is very important, so important that it can almost determine the future of the Ma family, father and son, and even everyone on the scene.
Speaking of which, it's all to blame why that kid is Huang Yan's uncle! Why is it Li Jiefang's brother!
If it is an ordinary fart person, I Ma Yong Fitness is the head of a province, where do I need to plead with whom? And where is the need to clarify any misunderstanding - under absolute power, who would have any misunderstanding with ordinary people?
Blame that damn Huangyan! You just sit and drink and enjoy the scenery in the "Heart-Picking Garden" with peace of mind, what do you have nothing to do? As long as the three "Liu family brothers and sisters" were decisively killed at that time and the scene was quickly cleaned up, where would there be such trouble?
I don't believe it, who else dares to come to the "Pearl of Oz" to find trouble with my Vice Governor Ma?!
It's a pity that this qiē can only be hypothetical, and time can't be repeated, the most important thing now is to push the bloody butcher's knife that faintly flashes around the neck as far away as possible, and if it is farther away, it is better to never see each other......
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"Misunderstanding?" Han Feng expressed his confusion as always, and said incomprehensibly:
"But I don't think there's been a misunderstanding anywhere!"
Han Feng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted in a lost voice:
"Come to think of it, there was indeed a little misunderstanding." The crazy brother pointed to the fat "Sai Maitreya" Wu Gang on the ground in front of the table, and shook his head with regret:
"It's the fat guy who pretended to be dead and voyeurized! Alas, I wanted to toast him at that time, but my hand slipped and even the glass flew away. Maybe a little wine spilled on the fat man's body...... That's all there is to it! Everything else, it's normal. ”
Huang Yan looked at the uncle's fingers, and then saw Wu Gang who had fallen to the ground, learning from the group of unconscious security guards, slumped there softly, as if he had fainted. But if you look closely, you can see that the color of the carpet under him is obviously much darker than the surrounding area!
"The widow is sick, the widow is lustful", this sentence is very suitable to describe Wu Gang. His style of life has always been a flaw in his career, if it weren't for the fact that he still has a little background at home, how could he become a director of the Ministry of Finance? How can you become a member of the Central Working Group this time?
It's just that this person has always been cautious, and if he is not absolutely sure, he will never take it lightly. Although Huang Yan has heard of it, in the officialdom, as long as there is no factional dispute, generally speaking, everyone does not care too much about such romantic affairs.
Today is markedly different, though. Even the uncle clearly pointed out that the fat man was peeping, how could Huang Yan not be angry!
At the wine table, in addition to the two beautiful aunts, who else will this dead fat man peep at?
"Help him up!"
As soon as Huang Yan spoke, two members of the working group who had come with him stepped forward and dragged the heavy fat man from the ground with great difficulty. It wasn't until Wu Gang staggered up and stood up that everyone was surprised to find that most of this guy's pants were actually wet!
- It turns out that he has woken up a long time ago! It turns out that he really has been pretending to be unconscious? It turned out that he had been ...... Voyeur!
Although most of those present were still in a state of panic, none of them were stupid. With just a little thought, I can guess what kind of things this fat man Wu has done.
"Humph!"
Zhao Feifei snorted angrily when he landed. Xiao Nizi wore hot pants all the way, but she was not afraid of being looked at by the fat old man. But Sister Yue'er is wearing an OL short skirt! If this old ** really saw something from under the table, then ...... Isn't my husband losing a lot?
It doesn't matter who suffers, it doesn't matter if your own people suffer, that's absolutely not good!
Zhao Feifei's apricot eyes widened, and he rushed out with the Jade Emperor Jin simply.
Xiao Nizi doesn't smash this obscene voyeur fat man into meat sauce, and she will never withdraw her troops!
But this time it was Tang Yue'er who grabbed her.
"Nothing...... It's impossible to be seen or anything...... Don't die! ”
Zhao Feifei nodded heavily, like a Xuanang warrior who had just received a glorious mission, and strode towards Wu Gang.
No one knows what the long round steel pipe in "Liu Yifei's" hand is, and no one knows where the "steel pipe" is pulled from, but just by the shape and momentum, you can guess that it is extremely powerful...... Rolling pin!
At the thought of the pile of fat meat jumping, trembling, bruising, and bleeding under the rainstorm rolling pin, everyone cast sympathetic glances at Wu Gang.
He was originally a subordinate of Huang Yan, and if he was beaten, Huang Yan's face would not be able to get by. Taking this into account, no matter how imposing Zhao Feifei was and how vicious his face was, Huang Yan still mustered up the courage to call "little aunt" and said Wu Gang's identity in a low voice.
Huang Yan's face still has to be given, how can he say that he is also a family...... It's just that after Zhao Feifei listened patiently, he still couldn't understand the hatred in his heart, so he simply stuffed the Jade Emperor Jin Jian into Huang Yan's hand, and said angrily:
"I'm not good at fighting...... Here you go! ”
If you want not to hurt your face, then you can fight yourself!
Huang Yan smiled bitterly in his heart, no matter what Wu Gang said, he was also a government official, and being insulted like this in front of everyone was really a great loss of face for the country. But if she doesn't fight, her aunt will never agree.
How can this be?
Huang Yan looked at Han Feng with an embarrassed face, and only begged his uncle to be generous, and then pursue the matter later, and everyone would have an explanation......
Just thinking about it, he couldn't guard against the weight of his hand, but he couldn't stand the weight of the "rolling pin" anymore, and with a light sound of "swish", the seemingly light Jade Emperor Jin Jian had fallen out of his hand, and it was obliquely inserted into the ground between Huangyan's feet.
Everyone was shocked and stammered, in disbelief!
The floor of this "Smoke Cloud Pavilion" is made of granite with extremely hard hardness, and a thick layer of Persian handmade carpet is also laid on it, let alone an inconspicuous rolling pin, even a 7.62 mm bullet in the hands of a guard cannot penetrate it.
However, what is unbelievable is that this long, round, flat, and seemingly blunt object actually plunged into the floor so easily...... And it was in free fall and no other external force was applied.
It is conceivable that if it deviates a few centimeters more and falls on the feet of Huangyan, what a tragic result it will be!
Everyone looked at this extremely sharp stick in amazement, only to feel that there are too many unbelievable things today, and anything that usually seems extremely ordinary is very likely to undergo unimaginable changes today, which is really enough to subvert the long-standing perception of this world!
Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er didn't expect that the originally light and fluttering Jin Jian would have such power in the hands of others, and for a while, they felt quite unacceptable.
The most calm, naturally, is still Korean style.
The heavenly realm is inherently different from the human world. The mass, gravity, and so on of objects in the two worlds are very different, and it is normal for such things to happen. It also proves from the side how powerful the fairy physique of the two girls is.
At this time, in the "Yanyun Pavilion", except for the sound of gasping cold air, only the people like clay sculptures and wood carvings remained, staring directly at the Jade Emperor Jin Jian between Huangyan's feet.
If there were exceptions, there were only two.
One is Korean style. The crazy brother began to pick his teeth again in boredom.
The other one is Wu Gang.
This lustful dead fat man originally saw that "Liu Yifei" was going to rush up and beat him to vent his anger, but he didn't think there was anything - just a female streamer, even if he held a guy in his hand, how heavy could the fight be? It's a big deal, give her ten catties of fat to beat, and you can exhaust her to death!
But as soon as he saw that the stick was easily inserted into the solid floor, the dead fat man was shocked in his heart, and as soon as his eyes rolled and his feces and urine fell, he fainted gorgeously......