Chapter 399: A Funny Joke
Zhu Zhu had already changed into pajamas and was sitting in front of the window with a cup of hot tea looking out the window, Yang Le knocked on the open door with a smile, Zhu Zhu smiled back, "You still know how to come, look at your anxious energy just now, how can you calm down now." Yang Le naturally wouldn't tell her that she had eaten just now and needed to eliminate her food, so she approached Zhu Zhu with a smile, took the teacup in her hand and drank it down, and said, "Go and change your clothes, change the set you just had", Zhu Zhu was stunned, "Isn't this pajama bad?" "To be honest, this pajamas are very sexy, thin and silky, both the material feel and the visual perception are first-class, how can Brother Yang love the body just now, the clothes are not just for warmth, different styles can reflect the sexiness of women in different positions, such as leggings will reflect the woman's slender thighs more vividly, and the hip-wrapping short skirt will show the curve of the woman's extremely beautiful legs at a glance. Zhu Zhuke went to change his clothes as he could, and Yang Le walked to the bathroom to help the little monk take a bath and then walked out to see Zhu Zhu retreating one by one, and then putting them on one by one. Zhu Zhu, who stepped on high heels and put on a low-cut hip skirt, walked over with a smile and approached Yang Le's arms and kept snorting in his face, "What do you want to do?" Saying that, he grabbed Yang Le's crotch with one hand, hehe, Yang Le smiled, reached out and pinched Zhu Dazui's two big white legs, pinched the big-mouthed girl grinned, shouting lightly, it hurts! Why didn't Yang Le pay attention to him and pressed him down directly, "Clean up for my brother."
Zhu Zhu was choked until tears flowed, but the man in front of her didn't intend to let her go at all, nor did he know any pity for the jade, he just pressed her head violently and shook it quickly, and it went deeper, which made her feel vomiting and suffocation all the time! Just when she could barely bear the suffocation on the verge of suffocation, the man stopped, but only for a moment he was brutally thrown on the edge of the bed, and then he heard the sound of his underwear being torn apart......
Yang Le walked out of Zhu Dazui's room satisfied, enjoying himself. Very enjoyable, cool, very cool, this kind of slut doesn't need any flirting at all, just need to vigorously conquer, the rougher, the more passionate! lit a cigarette and looked at the dark clouds outside at the window of the corridor, took a few deep breaths, and ate two meals of big fish and meat.
Zhang Lan is a person who lives a regular life. is also a typical East China Sea petty bourgeois woman with connotation, after dinner, she began to wash, and then dealt with official business for a while, and then watched a movie, and then went to bed and listened to music, while opening a book that has been very popular recently, of course, I won't tell you the name! Music, novels, didn't keep all her mind in the slightest. What is he doing now? I'm going to pick up girls again, or I'm going to talk about business, or I'm seriously arguing with werewolves again, hey. Why can't I wave his figure in my mind for a second, as for him, he's not as handsome as a werewolf!
There was a knock on the door. Looking at the time, it's just past nine o'clock, who could it be? Servants? Zhang Lan got out of bed and opened the door. Why did this product come out like this, Yang Le bit a rose in his mouth, carried a bottle of red wine and two wine glasses with a large bath towel, and stood at the door, "I'm afraid of thunder outside, can I come in and chat with you for a while?" ”
Zhang Lan pouted and smiled, what kind of thunder and rain, he would be afraid, lie to the little girl. "Come in, sister will give you courage!"
Hehe, Yang Le put down the wine glasses and poured half a glass each, then took out the roses from his mouth and walked to Zhang Lan's side and handed them over with a smile, "Where did you pick it up?" Zhang Lan took it with a smile on his face and was very happy, "In the vase on the table in the restaurant, I think it's a pity to put it there, so it's better to give it to you." "Oh, then only bring one stick", Zhang Lan pretended to be very disgusted, "Dear, I also want to report the whole bottle, but do you see if I still have hands, can I hold a whole bottle in my mouth!" Zhang Lan sneered and stopped talking, lowered his head and smelled the fragrance of flowers, under the soft light, people are really more beautiful than flowers! Yang Le couldn't help but look at it, his hands itched when he was engaged, thinking about it and holding Zhang Lan in his arms, who knew that Xiao Nizi was very slippery, flashed sideways, and said with a smile: "What are you going to do?" I ran to the girl's room in the middle of the night and did my hands and feet." How could Yang Le let her escape from the palm of his hand, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled it into his arms, hugged him gently, and said, "Don't move, I'll just hug you, okay?" ”
Zhang Lan blushed and said, "Oh, I don't move, don't move", Yang Le didn't speak again, just gently held her in his arms and didn't move, the sky outside the window really sounded thunder, and the grass outside the courtyard was staring at the werewolf intently, "You, you said, this thing has gone to Zhang Lan's room again?" This is so beastly, how many meals does he have to eat in one night", he said that his hand was stuffed into the crotch of his pants, and the werewolf glanced at him and said, "I don't know how many meals he wants to eat, but I wonder how many times you plan to masturbate, is it annoying!" ”
"I'm rubbing, do you think I want to masturbate, didn't I just hear you say that the fire station between him and Zhu Dazui was too intense, this beast, damn it, loves heavy tastes, I'm starting to be interested!"
In the room, Yang Le sat on the small sofa at the head of Zhang Lan's bed, Zhang Lan sat on the bed, the two of them had a wine glass, drinking wine, chatting, looking at the thunder and lightning outside the window, Yang Le whispered: "It's really thundering, I'm afraid, it's okay for you to sleep with me in your arms tonight?" Zhang Lan glared at him, "The beauty of thinking."
In the early morning in Chicago, it was raining lightly, and the diligent and hard-working werewolves got up early and began to meditate and practice, at this time the woods were quiet except for the sound of rain falling on the leaves, and the rain was just a lubricant and additives for the werewolves who practiced the ice technique, and everything was twice the result with half the effort. In the tent on the grass, he was still sleeping soundly, throwing clams of toilet paper around him, and the rain hit the tent with a banging sound, so that he turned over in a daze, rubbed his right hand in the crotch of his pants vigorously and continued to sleep!
Zhang Lan is also a good boy, got up early, glanced at Yang Le who was sleeping beside him, his face was red, his eyes were full of gentleness, this little brother was like a sticky ball that couldn't be shaken off, and he said that he was afraid of thunder and wanted to sleep with him, which made him look forward to it, and shy, and worried, in case he used strength, how would it be good, fortunately, Zhang Lan was worried about it too much, Yang Le was very honest all night, just gently held her in his arms, the only awkward thing was that there was always a hard thing to resist himself.
Let's go and prepare breakfast for him first, what the maid at home does not suit his taste, Zhang Lan thought about opening the door and walked out, ...... Zhu Zhu happened to walk down from the upstairs in his pajamas, this sassy fox was sassy early in the morning, dressed so prodigiously, and was not afraid of being seen by men, there are many men in the family! "Hi, you're up too?" , Zhang Lan said hello to Zhu Zhu with a smile, the ideal is in the heart, and the work on face still has to be done! Zhu Zhu also said hello very elegantly, and the two walked to the kitchen together, the restaurant was already lively, of course, the bodyguards were not allowed to enter the restaurant of the main building to eat, it was Zhou Jing and a few assistants who were chattering about breakfast and then preparing to go to work in the company. Zhu Zhu asked for an omelette, hamburger, and milk to sit aside and eat by no one carelessly, elegant and rejecting people thousands of miles away, so that a group of female men like Zhou Jing were out of reach, ashamed of themselves, Zhang Lan and Zhou Jing said hello and walked into the kitchen, Zhu Zhu looked up curiously, also stood up and walked in, "Do you want to cook and eat by yourself?" Zhu Zhu asked, I didn't expect this girl to be quite picky.
"Make it for Yang Le, he wants to drink millet porridge in the morning and eat seasoning dishes, these foreign servants won't and can't master the heat," Zhang Lan said while keeping busy with his hands.
"Hey, you work so hard as an assistant, and you have to help cook", Zhu Zhu said a little sourly, as for Mao Sour, she couldn't say it, Zhang Lan grinned and didn't say anything, thinking that the old lady was willing, and asked you to take care of it,
"Then you have to ask your boss to give you a salary increase, this is too much work", Zhu Zhu saw that Zhang Lan didn't speak and said again, who knew that Zhang Lan still smiled and didn't say anything, and increased his salary? Kao, his bank cards are all here with me, tens of billions, and my wife is now a billionaire rich woman, can I tell you! Zhang Lan doesn't like Zhu Zhu, of course, as long as it's a woman next to Yang Le, she doesn't like it unless it's!
Serious today's dark circles are a bit serious, and they are a little swollen, and they keep asking the cook to fry a few more eggs for him, and the milk is kept being filled, and the werewolf chews and eats this hamburger slowly, looking at Yang Le, who is sleepy-eyed next to him, and asks, "Have you practiced the lightning trick you asked for from the?" ”
Yang Le was drinking millet porridge in Zizi, and nodded when he heard the werewolf's question, "Occasionally tinker twice, but for the time being, it will still be effective."
"You can't mess around like this, you must concentrate on cultivation, one more skill, more self-defense techniques," the werewolf said earnestly
"Self-defense? Acupuncture? Well, this one has to have! Yang Le didn't know where it was going, he pouted solemnly, and then said to Zhou Jing and the others who hadn't finished breakfast yet: "I'll tell you a joke", "Okay, okay", everyone was overjoyed, the boss and his werewolf friend didn't like to talk, which made them a little nervous, and the serious gag at this time was simply great!
"Listen well, I haven't slept well all night after laughing at this joke", a serious and special statement made Yang Le interested, "Is it really so funny?" Zhou Jing asked
"Yes, listen, once upon a time, there was a man who said he was afraid of thunder! Hahaha, I'm, I'm laughing to death, hahahahahaha...... "Serious couldn't control his laughter anymore, everyone was sweating, this, what's so funny, girls are thinking, thunder is terrible! As for a person with a bad complexion, Yang Le turned his head fiercely and glared at the werewolf, who looked like a good baby who had done something wrong and knew that he was wrong, bowed his head and drank millet porridge without saying a word! Serious is still laughing wildly, and even tears are laughing, indeed, Nima is afraid of thunder, even if others are afraid of thunder, this thing is too to deceive other little girls that they are afraid of thunder, haha! Yang Le raised his hand and threw a slice of bread on his serious face, and suddenly the laughter stopped, "I think this joke is funnier", Yang Le laughed, and everyone echoed. (To be continued......)
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