"Teacher Xia, have you been eating sweet potatoes?"

Xia Yu had a bunch of sweet potatoes in front of him, and this was his lunch.

"Well, I'm saving."

"Savings? What to save? ”

"Gather strength."

"What are you doing with all your energy?"

"That, with the will to win the force, by the force to get angry."

"Huh?"

During the afternoon class meeting, Xia Yu felt very angry, but after using a lot of force, weishenme still couldn't gush? He couldn't figure it out.

Miri Harada came up and told him: "Teacher, everyone has paid the class fee, just send Li Wenqi." ”

Xia Yu frowned and said, "She doesn't pay it?" ”

"She said she wanted you to ask for it personally, and we wanted her not to give it to ......"

Xia Yu looked at Li Wenqi, she was wearing headphones, her eyes closed, and she seemed to be isolated from the outside world.

"Okay, I'll ask her for it, sample, pay a fee and have to put up a fight." Xia Yu walked over, went to her desk, pulled off her headphones directly, and said, "Where's your class fee?" ”

Li Wenqi slowly opened his eyes, glanced at Xia Yu, and then slowly took off the other earphone, and then said slowly: "10,000 per person, this is a lot of money, Teacher Xia has to keep it, I heard that you have a lot of bad rumors about money." ”

Xia Yu didn't think it was wrong, and said with a smile: "You also know that it is a rumor, and most of the rumors are not credible." ”

Li Wenqi took out the bag, unzipped it, and took out a stack of money, but instead of handing it to Xia Yu, he said: "Teacher Xia, I cooperate with your work, do you also help a little, don't worry about things that shouldn't be taken care of?" ”

Xia Yu said with a smile: "Well said, I never care about what I shouldn't care, but as long as it's related to our class and our classmates, it's what I should do." ”

"You'd better not regret it." Li Wenqi handed the money to Xia Yu, but before Xia Yu stretched out her hand, her hand was deliberately loosened, and the money fell to the ground in front of the desk, and she smiled faintly, "I'm sorry, my hand slipped a little." ”

Xia Yu squatted down without thinking about it, picking up money, not picking up garbage, I'm afraid of you. Li Wenqi had a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and he looked disdainfully away, and was about to put on his headphones, but he heard Xia Yu say while counting the money: "The little kid also wears purple lace underwear." ”

Li Wenqi was stunned for a moment, and when she saw that many classmates were looking at her in surprise, her face turned red all of a sudden, she slapped the table and stood up, glared at Xia Yu angrily and said, "Xia Yu, you stinky rascal" He was so angry that he didn't scream.

Xia Yu counted the money, put it away, patted it to ensure stability, and then shrugged his shoulders and said: "You deliberately threw the money under the table yourself, and waited for people to squat down to pick it up and open your legs, I don't know who is the hooligan, and it will hurt people's eyes......"

Li Wenqi gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You"

Xia Yu turned around and was about to walk back, when he suddenly felt his buttocks and stomach squeezing and swelling, which was a sign of anger, Xia Yu was ecstatic, and silently thought in his heart, "You are angry." "Then I squirted.

There was a loud "bang", and then the stench filled.

This is the inventory that has accumulated for two days, Xia Yu feels very satisfied, and the countdown has disappeared, he is very relieved, but classmate Li behind his buttocks......

"Ah" Li Wenqi shouted, covered his mouth and nose, and rushed out with his eyes on fire, several classmates next to him covered their mouths and noses, and more people looked at him dumbfounded.

This is a class, he's a teacher, and he actually let out a super loud fart in public......

After brushing it, another girl next to her stood up, covered her mouth and nose, and glared at Xia Yu, Xia Yu was very relieved at this time, completely immune to such a gaze, but take a closer look, isn't this girl a twin sister Hua that sister Mi Mi.

Mi Mi is low-key and indifferent, she doesn't have any friends, and she rarely speaks, although Xia Yu knows her, she has hardly had any form of communication with her, but now because of a fart, she has her first contact. …,

"Shameless" Mi Mi dropped a sentence, put the book in his hand on the desk, and walked out of the back door.

Xia Yu shrugged, no way, this is no way, glanced at the book she just read, it was the second year of high school mathematics.

Unlike Li Wenqi, who never returned, Mi Mi just came back all of a sudden, sat back and picked up the book, without saying a word, and his expression was even colder than before.

At the end of class, Mi Xi came over to wait for his sister to go home together, and just as Xia Yu walked out, Mi Xi immediately waved to him and shouted, "Hello Teacher Xia, it's rare that you will be in the class." ”

Xia Yu said embarrassedly: "Today is the class fee, by the way, why don't you take the same class with your sister, what class are you in?" ”

Mixi said distressedly: "You don't want to me, this is randomly assigned, I am in Yu Xin's class, I hate it to death, and I hate this kind of self-righteous woman the most." ”

Xia Yu smiled: "I'll help you vent your anger today." ”

Mihi said excitedly: "Really? You stripped her naked again? ”

Xia Yu sweated on his forehead: "When have I stripped her naked?" I let out a stinky fart and smoked her today, which was so cool. ”

Mihi made a nose pinching motion, frowned and said, "It's disgusting, you're so bad"

At this time, Mi Mi walked out of the class, and when he saw his sister talking to Xia Yu, he immediately raised his eyebrows, stepped over and pushed Mi Xi away in a few steps, and said, "What are you doing with such a shameless person, go quickly." ”

Mišić said, "Why did she offend you again?" ”

Mi Mi snorted: "He farted in class, do you say disgusting or not?" ”

Mihi giggled, "Wouldn't it?" A lot of words Teacher Xia, you smoked Yu Xin, and smoked Mi Mi? ”

Xia Yu sneered: "That's an accidental injury, it's a complete accidental injury." ”

Mi Mi pulled Mi Xi away hard, and said viciously: "Ignore him, let's go quickly, I hate it to death." ”

Mi Xi had no choice but to wave his hand to Xia Yu and said, "Teacher Xia zaijian, tomorrow you are teaching English to our class, see you tomorrow." ”

Xia Yu waved his hand, and before he left, a boy held a large bouquet of roses, rushed to Mi Mi, and said with a red face: "Mi Mi, this is for you, do you like this flower?" ”。 After speaking, he stuffed Mi Mi into his arms.

Mi Mi avoided the side and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I don't like roses." ”

"And what kind of flowers do you like?"

"I don't like any flowers." Mi Mi said coldly, and continued to walk forward as he spoke.

Mihi smiled: "Come on, you, send it every day, I can't understand this, it's not that she doesn't like flowers, she doesn't like you, understand?" ”。

The boy continued to chase after him with a sad face and hugged the rose, while begging: "Mi Mi, give me a chance, I'm really ......"

Mi Mi didn't slant the corners of his eyes, and continued to walk forward, he kept following him, chattering, "You see that I insist every day, which means that I am serious, you don't know me, as long as you give me a chance, you will definitely think that I am worth dating......" As soon as he said this, he suddenly felt a big hand pressed on his head.

He was startled, didn't break away from his head, looked back, and said in amazement: "You, who are you?" What are you doing? ”

Xia Yu said: "Young man, take your flowers and leave, don't pester the girls in our class anymore." ”

"Your class? You are...... Her classmates? ”

Mi Xi giggled: "You are so funny, this is Teacher Xia, Mi Mi's homeroom teacher, you know no." ”

"Huh? Are you a class teacher? The boy's face was full of astonishment.

Xia Yu said angrily: "That's right, I'm the head teacher, the girls in our class and the boys in other classes are not allowed to soak, you get out of the house immediately." ”

The boy said angrily: "How can there be such a rule on this shijie, nonsense." ”

"I don't have this shijie, I have it here, this is my rule." …,

The boy laughed angrily, "Ha, ha, your rules? It's my business, I won't obey it, what can you do with me. ”

Xia Yu also snorted, suddenly grabbed his collar and lifted it, easily lifted his whole person out of the corridor guardrail, and let go at the same time as he reversed, the boy screamed out in fright, and just enjoyed the call of gravity for a second, he felt his ankles tighten, and he was caught and fixed in the air.

Xia Yu hung him upside down and said with a smile: "How is it?" Compliance? ”。

"Put me down, let me down, you're crazy, help, kill someone."

Xia Yu didn't force him anymore, in fact, he knew that the effect had been achieved, so he dragged him up and put him on the ground, and the boy couldn't stand on his feet with a soft foot, and suddenly fell to the ground, his face pale.

"Remember, if you come to soak the girls in our class in the future, I will leave you down." After saying that, clap your hands and leave.

Mi Xi and Mi Mi and many classmates passing by were dumbfounded, this guy was a teacher, and he actually used the means of hanging upside down to intimidate, and also formulated this kind of rule of making something out of nothing.

Xia Yu walked up to Sister Hua and said, "Why don't you leave, do you really like him?" ”

Mi Xi covered her mouth and smiled as she walked: "Teacher Xia, you are too outrageous, right?" How the hell did you become a teacher? ”

"What's wrong with me? I didn't really drop it, it's outrageous to throw it down, right? Quite a few words"

"The teacher's attempted murder and murder are not haode, do you understand."

"I don't know, I don't study law."

“……”

Mi Xi talked a lot, chattering and laughing with Xia Yu all the way, Mi Mi was completely silent, without a word, walked to the end of the corridor and turned into the stairs, and when he went down to the bottom of the building, a boy who had been waiting next to him immediately took out a bouquet of flowers from behind him and ran to Mi Mi, and smiled very chicly: "Hello Mi Xi, I have been following you for a long time, and I hope to be friends with you." ”

Xia Yu smiled: "That's Mihi, you can't figure it out and start chasing girls?" ”

The boy is estimated to be a senior student, not as young as the boy before, and his mouth is very good at saying, "The two sisters are equally beautiful, how can I tell clearly, I just know who I like." ”

Xia Yu smiled and ignored him, and asked him to pester Mixi to talk. Mihi waved his hand and said that he was not interested, he didn't want to fall in love, and told him not to waste his efforts, but he still persevered and continued to bother.

Xia Yu smiled at Mi Mi and said, "It's really troublesome to walk with you, you guys take it slowly, I'll go first." ”

Mi Mi nodded and didn't speak, but Mi Xi over there shouted: "Teacher Xia, it's not fair, it's not fair, why should someone chase Mi Mi and you help drive it away, and if someone pesters me, you ignore it, it's too much."

Xia Yu smiled: "You are not from our class, I can't take care of it, or if you are transferred to our class, I will immediately drive this kid away." ”

Mihi said, "Didn't you just kid me? Does your class really have this rule? When was it ordered? ”

"It's just decided, and I'll promulgate it tomorrow." Xia Yu waved his hand and walked away ...... with a smile,