Xia Yu came to Mu Yingshi's side and pulled her up, while asking, "He still came to harass you?" It seems that I need to communicate with his wife and children. ”

Mu Yingshi shook her head and said, "Forget it, colleagues, there is no need to be so desperate." ”

Lu Fei interjected: "Teacher Mu, you are just too kind, so you are easy to be bullied." ”

Mu Yingshi smiled and said: "You ghost, if I want to have your clever mouth, I naturally won't suffer." ”

Lu Fei was praised by Mu Yingshi, smiled triumphantly, and was popped on the head by Xia Yu, covering his head and shouting: "What are you doing, it hurts a lot." ”

Xia Yu said: "It's so stupid, Teacher Mu said that you were naughty, I can't hear it, and I am still proud." ”

Mu Yingshi smiled: "What's the matter, I really envy Xiaofei, don't provoke our feelings." ”

Lu Fei hit the snake with the stick, immediately abandoned Xia Yu, walked to Mu Yingshi's side and hugged her arm affectionately, and made a big grimace at Xia Yu, which made Xia Yu cry and laugh.

The three of them went to the faculty cafeteria, knowing that Lu Fei hadn't eaten either, so they naturally asked for one for her.

Lu Fei was eating, and when he saw Hong Qiao in the distance also coming to eat, he couldn't help but snort coldly and scolded a pervert.

Xia Yu frowned and said, "What do you say?" Scold at every turn. ”

Lu Fei said: "Teacher Hong is originally a pervert, he often insults female students in various names, and I heard that he also likes to collect pictures of girls' underwear!" ”

Xia Yu smiled and said, "Don't you have anything else but this trick?" Naturally, he thought of the false accusations against him before.

"I'm serious, he often uses all kinds of opportunities to rub oil, such as touching his hands and the like, although it doesn't get to the point of sexual harassment, but it's also very annoying, what do you say this kind of teacher is not a pervert?"

Mu Yingshi said: "Isn't it? I can't really see it usually. Mu Yingshi has always disliked Hong Qiao, so as soon as Lu Fei said it, she believed it.

Lu Fei said: "Teacher Xia, let me tell you, Mr. Hong's test is obviously aimed at you, and the scope of the questions is all the content you teach, and I have emphasized several times that if you don't do well in the test, you can't teach well." ”

Xia Yu said indifferently: "It's normal to teach badly, what is there to prove, I'm not a math teacher." ”

"Why are you so spineless, you have been bullied to the head and don't fight back! Useless. Lu Fei said disdainfully.

Xia Yu smiled and said: "When you grow up and become a super beauty, and then say this to me, I estimate that it will be possible to fall for this beauty's trick and provoke the method, and now I will not come to this set." ”

Lu Fei was annoyed by the revelation of the idea and said angrily: "Who provoked you, we were going to deal with him, where can we use you!" ”

Xia Yu shook his head and said in a hateful tone: "Your method? Fart pad or frame-up? Can you please find a way to come out with a little bit of work? ”

Lu Fei's face was flushed with anger, and he crossed his waist and puffed out his cheeks and said, "I don't know how many teachers are afraid of us now, you dare to say that we are useless!?" ”

"Am I afraid of you? Is Mr. Hong scared? He hasn't come back to class yet. ”

Mu Yingshi listened to Xia Yu's words arguing with Lu Fei like a child, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, it is conceivable that his current appearance must be very interesting, but unfortunately he can't see it...... Although Lu Fei was angry with him, in fact, the child can blush with you, which is actually much closer than those who politely shout about the teacher haode, which just shows that they are their own people, so she admires Xia Yu very much, whether it is in high school or now in the face of some naughty children, he is just as easy and full of confidence.

"Wait and see, I'll tell Mr. Hong to get out of here sooner or later!" Lu Fei gritted his teeth.

Xia Yu suddenly hooked her neck with his arm and pulled her little head over, and whispered: "Come on, just your methods, I will teach you a trick, and he will definitely not dare to come to our class again." ”

Lu Fei was puzzled: "Really? ”

"100 percent, if you can't figure it out, you're the only one who asks."

Lu Fei's face was almost attached to Xia Yu's face, Xia Yu was chatting like an old friend, but in the eyes of other teachers, it looked very weird, and many people cast strange glances.

"What conditions do you have?" Lu Fei asked. She didn't believe that Xia Yuken helped her in vain.

Xia Yu said with a smile: "Even if you know each other, the conditions are very simple, they will rectify the teacher in the future, you are not allowed to come up with ideas, that's all." ”,

Lu Fei was stunned for a moment: "If you don't help them, won't you be finished, including other teachers?" ”

Xia Yuche said: "Can you fix me?" Not to mention that your stupid methods don't work for me, even if they do, I'll call your mom with a phone call, and not everything will be done. ”

"............" Lu Fei bit his lip, although he didn't want to admit it, but this was indeed the truth, Zuihou could only nod and say, "Okay, I promise you, see what peerless plans you have!" ”

"Listen, first catch a big toad, you should know what it is, right? Then stuff two large grains of coarse salt, sea salt, in its mouth, find it by yourself, and then gagged it with something to prevent it from falling out, such as wrapping it with rope or wire. After doing these preparations, you can find a way to ask Mr. Hong to come to the classroom at night, and say whatever you want to make up the class, anyway, you think for yourself, as long as he really comes, it will be fun. If you put salt in the mouth of a toad, its cry will become like the cough of an old man, and it will be very, very much like the cough of an old fellow who is dying of age, and if you hang that toad in a hidden place outside the hallway of the classroom door, what do you think will be the effect? Every time he heard an old man coughing, when he went out to check, he found no one...... Hum hum hum ......"

Lu Fei felt creepy when he heard it, and it took a long time before he could speak, and he looked at Xia Yu with a strange look and said: "Teacher Xia, compared to you, I am as well-behaved as a little sheep, you must have been the teacher's most troublesome terrorist when you were a child!" ”

Xia Yu let go of her and said with a smile: "I have won the award, please help me keep this secret, but even if you say that it was my idea, I will not admit it." ”

Lu Fei thought carefully about what Xia Yu said just now, smiled, and went like a gust of wind.

Xia Yu is naturally not worried that she can't find the toad, there are so many naughty boys in the class, there is a way to get any of them.

Mu Yingshi said: "What did you say to Xiaofei?" ”

Xia Yu smiled and whispered, "I taught her an invincible method of a whole teacher." ”

Mu Yingshi was surprised: "Didn't you lift a stone to shoot yourself in the foot? ”

"Why, am I going to fall for the trick I came up with?"

Mu Yingshi shook her head and smiled lightly.

In the afternoon, there was a writing class taught by the Chinese teacher, and naturally Xia Yu topped it. He never did anything serious about this type of class, and today he arranged a game competition.

All students are divided into several groups, and then carry out idiom solitaire, a group starts an idiom, you can specify the following group, for example, it is said that the wind and water rise, then the idiom of the next group must have the word "start", and the homonym is also OK. Xia Yu made the slides and connected them to the computer, so that he could query directly when there was a dispute.

The losing group doesn't have to deduct any credit punishment.,Directly paste a very ugly pig's head on the brain.,All the members of a group have been pasted.,It's all wiped out.,Zuihou's champion team prize is very interesting.,It's possible to be late twice and skip class for half a day and don't need to be counted in attendance.,This is more tempting than money for students.。

The competition is very fierce, and the most interesting thing is that there are many words that have been coined, all kinds of words, which make Xia Yu laugh almost from beginning to end, and the trio of Zuihou Lu Feile Card Ouyang Tiantian won the championship.

Seeing Xia Yu smiling happily, Leka couldn't help but say, "Teacher Xia, are you good at idioms?" ”

Xia Yu said: "Nonsense, when I was in elementary school, I was called an idiom humanoid dictionary by my classmates, and you said that it was not powerful." ”

The whole class was speechless for a while, is it necessary to blow like this...... Ouyang Tiantian said: "I don't accept it, our group will challenge you." ”

Xia Yu said with a smile: "Since you are not convinced, why don't you dare to challenge me alone?" ”

Ouyang Tiantian said: "We are so small, you are an adult, for the sake of fairness, you naturally have to let some." ”

"Okay, let's let it be thorough, let's all come together. Just like the rules just now, as long as you can win, all of you who have been deducted before this semester will make up for all the points that have been deducted before, and full marks will be given at the end of the semester if you have not been deducted, and you will never be deducted in the future. ”

"Oh~~~" Everyone coaxed, this is the supreme prize.

"It's done!" Everyone was gearing up, their eyes glowing green.

Xia Yu said indifferently: "Then let's start, I'll give you another preferential treatment, it was originally ten seconds to think of losing if you can't think of it, give you twenty seconds, the old rule, all the phones are turned off, put your hands on the table." ”,

Lu Fei didn't coax at this time, she is standing from a different angle now, and her attitude towards the problem is completely different, she is now more concerned about what kind of person Xia Yu is, weishenme can so attract her mother who admires and admires her, so she is not competing for victory, but observing.

She found that Xia Yu did not do things completely different from other teachers, taking the writing class as an example, he had never talked about any of the content that the teacher was required to talk about in the writing textbook, the basic mountains were playing games, telling stories, and similar things in the past, at first many people thought that he couldn't teach, so he messed around, but then everyone found that many places in the composition he wrote were suddenly clear, and what logical order he didn't understand before, and what structure before and after were used logically, It can also use a lot of novel words and sentences, which looks very fashionable, and is no longer rigid as a rigid template.

At this time, she heard Xia Yu say: "Let me let you have some more, you will start to say, and I will continue." ”

Leka preemptively said: "Do everything possible" He has worked hard for idioms, and many adults are not his opponents.

Xia Yu didn't even think about it: "Ji Bu Yinuo." ”

Leka said: "This is also an idiom? What the hell? ”

Xia Yu typed this word in his notebook, and then the meaning of this idiom was displayed on the Internet, Xia Yu smiled: "There are still twelve seconds." ”

Leka gritted his teeth, No, No, what...... He looked left and right, no one responded, and he was defeated at the first move.

Ouyang Tiantian came first this time, she thought it was already difficult, and when she said it just now, no one could answer: "Six links and four directions." ”

Xia Yu smiled, "and pee." ”

Lu Fei said: "Linger! ”

The students applauded.

Knowing that the voice was not falling, Xia Yu continued: "Back to basics." ”

"Woo......" Leka gritted his teeth. Ma said happily: "Does the disclosure of true feelings count?" ”

Xia Yu said directly: "Show your talents." ”

“…………”

Lost again.

Leka said angrily: "You have never heard of this kind of thing, you have the ability to take it yourself." ”

Xia Yu looked at Leka with a hateful expression, and said casually and relaxedly: "I am hungry, I am hungry, I don't want to do anything, and there are three people with the same words, as well as the homophonic squeezing of hands and feet, drawing and forgetting fatigue, gathering together, blowing." ”

Hearing Xia Yu say this, everyone was desperate, this was a duel between a doctoral student and a baby.

Only Leka refused to accept it, and continued to come many times, and the result was naturally a defeat without any suspense.

Leka was defeated and did not show a smile for three days, and this battle was also cited as a classic battle in the primary school, and it was sung by everyone......

Lu Fei found one more thing, Xia Yu has no concept of adults and children watching separately, especially in playing games or various competitions with them, if he participates, he will never release water, whether it is playing puzzles such as idiom solitaire, or the kind of sports nerves sports, he goes all out, and is still proud after a big victory, often there are people like Leka who are half angry and desperately want to win back.

Although everyone was humiliated in the end, there is one thing that everyone may not have noticed, although he couldn't win against Xia Yu, but playing the same type of game or competition with other classmates, the winning chance was much bigger than before, which made those people in other classes think that the people in their class went to take the pill collectively.

The next morning, after the recess exercises, Ke Ran had just returned to the class when he heard a loud voice in the class come in and shout: "There is news from Teacher Xia again, this time it is even more exciting." ”

After Xia Yu and Tang Zhuohui left one after another, no one in the class could hide their nostalgia for Xia Yu, and they all paid special attention to all the news of Xia Yu. At this time, as soon as he shouted out, everyone came over to listen to him, and even Ke Ran pricked up his ears.

Another girl said, "I know, is it Teacher Xia's tongue fighting a group of children?" I heard that he played idiom solitaire, and he played with more than forty people at work by himself, and he was speechless and convinced, and there was a trick-or-treating king named Kaka who was so angry that he almost fainted......"

The first student said: "Although this is one, it is not very exciting, after all, it is a group of little children, where can it be the opponent of Teacher Xia to play this kind of thing, I am talking about another thing, you already know that Teacher Xia was the leader alone before, and he was the absent teaching of many teachers before, and he also knew that the math teacher Hong Qiao wanted to embarrass him and humiliate himself, but he absolutely didn't know that Teacher Hong was taken to the hospital by Teacher Xia today!" ”,

"What? Got to the hospital? Is it so serious? ”

"Don't understand, do you? In fact, Hong Qiao was asked by the girls in the class to go to the classroom at night to make up the class, and then it is said that there was a very terrifying supernatural event, there has been an old man coughing outside the door, which seems to remind him of something, but every time Hong Qiao rushed out he didn't see anyone, and then he also found a security guard, and the security guard said that no one had ever been to the primary school building at all, and the most terrifying thing was that he didn't believe in evil and stood outside the classroom door, and the cough sounded like a sound, as if it was behind or next to him, but no matter how he turned around to check, There was no one around, he almost fainted on the spot, it is said that at that time, he ran away shouting and scolding like crazy, and kept chanting something like Nam no Amitabha Buddha and the like, and died of laughter......"

No one laughed, and some people were a little hairy, and someone asked, "Is this ...... What does this have to do with Mr. Xia? ”

"Didn't I just say that Hong Qiao wanted to whole Teacher Xia before, where is Teacher Xia the kind of person who is willing to suffer? Since you don't have a face, I'll give you a good look. ”

"Just like that, you can prove that Teacher Xia did it?"

"Oh, are you going to hear me...... According to the information provided by the informant on the other side of my elementary school, this matter was done by those students at all, or do you think, weishenme will suddenly ask Hongqiao to go to the classroom to make up for the class at night? It has long been rumored that Hong Qiao is an old pervert who likes to eat little Lori's tofu the most, this kind of person, it's strange that Mr. Xia doesn't want to kill it. To get back to the point, the news from Teacher Xia's class said that in fact, this was a whole person activity they planned, and the coughing sound was artificially made by them, and the planner was Teacher Xia. Although, although, there is no evidence at all, these are also the speculations of many Teacher Xia fans, but many people support this point of view, you think, those little fart children are just getting a fart pad or something, where can they come up with such a superb method of wholeing people, besides, such a perverted method, except for Teacher Xia, who else can do it? According to our past experience, the bad things that Mr. Xia did were often unproven, even if the school doubted it, he didn't admit it, and no one could do anything about him. ”

Everyone didn't believe it very much, but when they heard that this method was very perverted, most of them believed it, and some people couldn't stop nodding, "It makes sense, it makes sense, so the perverted method can only be thought of by Mr. Xia......"

"Then how is Teacher Xia now?" Ke Ran asked. She is most concerned about Teacher Xia's safety.

"What's the matter, of course it's safe and sound, even if he knows that it's him, he doesn't have any evidence, not to mention that this is everyone's speculation, it's completely groundless, plus Teacher Xia will pretend to be pitiful, no one can take him."

Everyone listened to it and got up.

After laughing, they couldn't help but feel a little melancholy, they were going to take the college entrance examination soon, and they went their separate ways after the exam, and there might never be a way to pay attention to Teacher Xia like this.

It would be great if Mr. Xia could teach them this semester, at least, there are more tangible memories now, at that time, I just remember that everyone was always creating problems for him, and he couldn't really do something for him, but he did too much for them......

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