Chapter 51: Is it strange that a loser will scold [Ask for collection, ask for recommendation]
The war of scolding is heating up.
"Li Qiang, you tell the sailors, don't be afraid, the price will double today. Lu Xiaobu made an arrangement: "Moreover, they don't need to help me scold, as long as they ensure that my words can be seen and not drowned." ”
"Yes!" Li Qiang immediately replied, this kind of good thing that does not offend people and makes money, he believes that few people can refuse.
Lu Xiaobu pinched his fingers, crooked his neck, and began to quickly sort out the swearing words in his mind.
He knew very well in his heart that at this time, the so-called justice no longer had any meaning.
Now it's all about scolding, and whoever scolds badly will win.
Isn't it just scolding, who is afraid of whom?
The earth's network is much more developed than this water blue star, and of course, there are many more curses than here!
What's more, you must know that he is the one who has studied the curse book.
Lu Xiaobu began: "Yes, the master is a loser, I have never shied away from this question, the master is a loser because the master is rich, eat your rice noodles?
"On the contrary, it's you, come and come, tell me how many more are at work? Ah? A group of elementary school students, spending their parents' money, supporting your so-called husband? are really eating instant noodles and offering a lot of money. ”
"I want to know what this is called, Han Meng, is it a man or a woman? Or even a person? You are not a VIP, not even a V, I think you are just a P!"
"Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ, and when I see you, I only feel a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously. ”
"Do you know why I didn't scold you just now? That's scolding you, it only insults my intelligence. ”
"Anyway, the most common method you use is not to lower the IQ of others, and you are mentally retarded to the same stage. Beat us with your vast experience!"
"Then you can talk about it! We won? Say we're more mentally retarded than mentally retarded! Lose? Say we're worse than beasts! Tie? Say what's the difference between us and mentally retarded?"
"So, I don't scold you, I scold your master!
"You're not awesome!
"A play that doesn't even have a work and only eats with his face, has also become a fine? What kind of essence? A rabbit spirit who sells ass?"
Li Qiang looked at these swearing words from the sidelines, and was stunned!
I'm a big grass, is this still the usual Young Master Bu?
Isn't Master Xiaobu's solution to the problem always to be smashed with money?
Why are you scolding people now, more than us scum6?
"What are you doing in a daze? Isn't it strange that a loser would curse?"
Lu Xiaobu took a sip of water and said to Li Qiang.
"Yes!
Li Qiang's salute!
Be completely convinced!
As soon as this Weibo went up, the post at the bottom exploded immediately!
"Holy!"
"Lu Xiaobu is fighting back!"
"Ahh
"It's so fun!
"This can't be sent by Lu Xiaobu! I'm convinced of this special talent!"
"Every curse can be called a classic! Wow, I seem to have turned black to powder, too domineering!"
"Defeat you with a lot of experience?
“......”
Han Meng finally replied positively: "Lu Xiaobu, don't go too far! Do you still have a little cultivation? You scold people for no reason, you still have a little bit of education?"
"Support my husband Hanmeng!"
"People of this quality should be completely banned!"
"What kind of person! No wonder they would form an evil organization like the Navy!"
Lu Xiaobu's battle instantly intensified the contradiction to the extreme!
Lu Xiaobu said calmly: "I'm not scolding, I'm just expounding a truth and facts, teaching everyone how to communicate with people like you, although I haven't been in contact with Hanmeng, in fact, when I saw this name that is neither male nor female, a word came to my mind at first glance, it is the word 'well'!"
Someone asked, "Wells?"
"Frog at the bottom of the well?" one speculated.
Lu Xiaobu explained: "The well - both horizontal and vertical are two! Oh, no, it should be a chessboard, two on the screen!"
A laughing expression suddenly swiped the screen below, "Hahaha!"
Lu Xiaobu didn't stop at all: "Han Meng, why did you give up treatment? Why? You don't learn so many weapons in the Celestial Empire, you prefer to learn swords." If you don't learn the sword, you learn the sword, if you don't learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword, congratulations on finally achieving the unity of the human sword today, commonly known as the sword man!"
"Even if you're really hopeless, then why don't you go to Thailand? I think you'll be more comfortable. You can earn money by lying down, not by pouting!"
Han Meng completely exploded: "...... ¥#%¥##!!”
"Your grandma!"
"Lu Xiaobu, you are too bad!"
"Why are you so trying to make money!"
"Stupid pig!"
Han Meng's fans were so angry that they screamed!
And Lu Xiaobu's people were stupid, and even the water army forgot to reply to the help for a while, just watching.
It wasn't until they were reminded by Li Qiang that they reacted.
But after reacting, there is nothing wrong with them, because there are already more and more people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and they take the initiative to help in order to listen to Lu Xiaobu's scolding!
Lu Xiaobu scolded: "You're a stupid pig! Your whole family is a stupid pig! Others endorse the wild drink to increase the man's atmosphere, and your endorsement of the wild drink is a harmony of yin and yang! Oh, I finally understand, no wonder you say that the drink with a sore throat will taste good, it turns out that you are a shaking M!"
Netizen: "......"
Lu Xiaobu one after another: "A robber came and ordered the man to stand on the left and the woman to stand on the right, but you were kicked out!"
Some netizens said: "Eh, why didn't you understand?"
"You're stupid, you mean this thing, it's not a man or a woman!"
Han Meng said angrily: "Are you ugly looking! You are actually jealous of other people's looks!"
Lu Xiaobu typed with a smile: "Yes, I'm not good-looking, but I at least look like a man, what about you?
Seeing that this kind of thing was said again, Han Meng almost vomited blood, and his hair exploded! The surname is Lu! I am inseparable from you!
"I'm going! It's too bad! I don't leave the shemale every word. ”
"Poof!ahhahahaha!Loss! Damage to grandma's house!"
"I'm glad to hear it! It turns out that you can still scold people like this! Lu Xiaobu, a loser, is too invincible!"
Lu Xiaobu's sentences are not repeated, but they are focused on swearing, which suddenly made the number of his Weibo fans grow wildly, and the water army is completely out of work!
With Lu Xiaobu's leadership, those people who were like Xu Bin, who were still suppressed and scolded by the other party just now, suddenly turned over, and their momentum was high!
They all began to shout for Lu Xiaobu!
Xu Bin: "Let you curse my son, Young Master Xiaobu, and scold them to death!"
"That's it, let this group of brainless fans scold nonsense!
Han Meng was still scolding back, but he was not Lu Xiaobu's opponent at all.
At the beginning, there were also many Han Meng's fans who helped their idols scold Lu Xiaobu together, but Lu Xiaobu's combat effectiveness was too shocking, and he didn't need the help of his fans.
Lu Xiaobu arrived at the army alone!
One against a hundred!
scolded one after another unconvinced!
He fought alone with his tongues, and he was stunned to scold hundreds of people by himself.
In the end, except for some real brainless fans, almost no one said anything about the rest of the people.
When those guys who joined in the fun and scolded people to vent, they were also scolded by Lu Xiaobu so that their intestines were blue.
After a few words of counterattack, I knew that they were not Lu Xiaobu's opponents at all, and they disappeared one after another, not to be ashamed.
In the end, Han Meng was the only one left who was still fighting back angrily!