Chapter 310: Overlord Meal

A few waterfowl frolicked in an unknown waterhole to catch fish, one moment diving to the bottom, the next moment emerging from a far away place, and there was a small fish still fluttering in their mouths, and a few waterfowl not far away saw it, and immediately rushed up to share the delicious lunch, and the waterfowl that caught the fish looked up proudly as if victorious.

Suddenly, several waterfowl fluttered their wings at the same time and flew out of the water in a panic, even the fish that had just reached their mouths.

A human head suddenly emerges from the water.

Xiao Yi shook the splash on his head fiercely, and breathed in the air, God knows how long he dived under the water before he found the exit, and his purple face could see that the pool of water seemed to freeze him a lot.

Fluttering quickly swam to the shore, lay down on a large rock for a while, and after recovering a little strength, he walked out of the valley without his soaked clothes and trousers.

After walking for about two hours, I finally saw the shijie outside that I hadn't seen for a long time, it was just a small town, and a few dilapidated cars parked on the street of the town let Xiao Yi know that he was really back to the shijie outside this time, cars, motorcycles, and faint sound of audio, all of which seemed so kind to Xiao Yi.

The waiter at the door of a small restaurant in the town was really hard shouting at the passers-by, and Xiao Yi felt hungry at this time, so he hurriedly rushed over.

"This gentleman, if you want to eat something, the rabbit meat in the small shop is very famous......" The waiter saw that although the other party was dressed a little shabby, he was full of spirits, and he didn't dare to slack off, besides, aren't all poor people who come to eat here, but rich people who still eat here.

"Meat, back to the pot meat, braised pork, stir-fried pork, all for me!" Xiao Yi didn't care about the waiter with a clever tongue, he opened his voice and shouted, "Hurry up and have a bowl of rice first!" ”

Xiao Yi's eating appearance at this time is afraid that he will be embarrassed if he sees the ghost to starvation, although he still eats well in Taoyuan Village, but he always feels that it is a dream, the food in the dream must not relieve hunger, and the food outside can really fit into his stomach, and Xiao Yi is hungry.

Under the waiter's stunned expression, Xiao Yi actually wiped out a large table full of dishes, and then patted his stomach with satisfaction, "Is there a place to sell mobile phones near here?" Go get me one! ”

The waiter was stunned, he had never seen a mobile phone for dinner, but he still said politely in line with the purpose that customers are God: "There is a business hall on the street next door, and you can buy mobile phones in it." ”

"You go get me one, and then you can fry two back to the pot for me." Xiao Yi looked at the empty plates on the table with oil splashes and had another appetite.

The waiter opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Seeing the waiter's appearance, Xiao Yi waved his hand impatiently and said, "Why are you stunned, go quickly!" ”

The waiter gritted his teeth and finally spoke: "Hello sir, I can help you buy a mobile phone, but ...... But you'll have to give me the money to buy a phone first. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, forgot." Xiao Yi said while habitually touching the wallet, and suddenly felt a sigh in his heart, and then remembered that he didn't want to talk about the wallet on his body, and he couldn't even take out half of the steel hammer.

Looking at the empty plates on a large table, Xiao Yi's face changed suddenly, what should I do now? Do you want to eat the overlord meal today?

"Waiter, come here, I'll tell you something." Xiao Yi worked hard to make himself look not so flustered, he did a lot of murder, arson, drug trafficking, and arms smuggling, even if it was a battlefield with bullets and bullets, he would not frown, but this thing of eating without money, he did it for the first time, and he felt like a thief in his heart.

"Sir, you say." The waiter hasn't seen the clue yet.

"Ahem...... cough ......" Xiao Yi coughed dryly, "Do you have this situation here, for example, I owe it today, and then pay double the price in two days......"

"On credit?" The waiter finally figured out the central idea that Xiao Yi wanted to express in this round-and-forth.

Xiao Yi cleared his throat, "Actually, it shouldn't be said to be credit, at most it's a ...... Sign the bill, and besides, I'll pay double in two days. ”

"I'm sorry, no, the shop doesn't take credit!" The owner of the hotel didn't know when he appeared next to him, and the most taboo thing for the owners of these small restaurants was the word credit, so when they heard this sensitive word, they quickly walked over.

"This ...... I mean, I'm in two days...... Pay double or triple as much. Xiao Yat's heart was pounding, as if he had stolen something from someone else.

"No, the shop is every one of these rules!" The owner of the small shop has opened a store here for several years, and he can be regarded as reading countless people, and he can see at a glance that the other party is not from here, coupled with that unnatural expression, he guessed a rough idea, eighty percent is a free meal, this situation is not the first time he has encountered it, and this kind of person can not be polite, as soon as you are polite, he will kick his nose in the face, but will ride on his neck to.

"I mean......" Xiao Yi is also ready to do Zuihou's struggle.

"No way!" The shopkeeper scolded loudly, "Don't chirp, Lao Tzu has been opening a shop here for several years, and it's not the first time I've seen people like you, do you know what the consequences will be if you want to come to play white strips before?" They were all folded by Lao Tzu and thrown to the police station, and they haven't been released yet, what's the matter? Do you want to try it too? I'm not afraid to tell you that there are people in the office! ”

Xiao Yi's character is to eat soft and not hard, if you are kind to him, then everything still has to be discussed, if you are tough on him, then he is harder than you.

"Holy shit! I'm going to have a overlord meal today, what's the matter? Xiao Yibang slapped on the table and said loudly and angrily, although his anger has an element of performance in it, after all, he is at fault, but he is afraid that the other party will grab him with snot and tears and not let him go, if that is the case, he really can't help it, but the other party's performance is in his arms, I am afraid that you are not hard, Lao Tzu has no excuse to be mad.

"Yo! Today, I met a master who didn't shed tears when he saw the coffin! The shopkeeper was obviously not intimidated by Xiao Yi's performance, took out his mobile phone and clicked three buttons, then put it in front of Xiao Yat's eyes and said, "Do you know these three numbers?" 110! ”

Of course, Xiao Yi will not be frightened, let alone 110, even if you dial the number of the National Security Bureau, it is not easy to use, five fingers together in front of the shopkeeper and waved, "Do you know this?" Fist! ”

The boss was stunned, and immediately became angry, and shouted loudly: "Give me all the ones who can breathe, someone wants to eat the overlord meal!" ”

As soon as the shopkeeper's voice fell, several people immediately rushed out, some with kitchen knives, some with rolling pins, and an aunt with an apron holding a lotus root in her hand and scolding, a pair of horizontal knives and immediately jiashi.

Xiao Yi couldn't help but laugh when he saw this battle, just squinted his eyes, and then raised his palm and slammed it down on the table.

Crash!

A solid wood table was split by Xiao Yi with a meat palm, and the shopkeeper and a few others were stunned, they had seen those who ate overlord meals, but they had never seen martial arts masters who ate overlord meals.

Xiao Yi got up and patted his body, then took out a few tissues to wipe his mouth, revealing a smile that he thought was unfathomable, and walked towards the door in a dashing manner, but his heart was pounding, shameful, the double brother of the blood wolf gang and the red gang ate the overlord meal in a small restaurant today, if this matter is spread, I will definitely be how I will mix in the rivers and lakes in the future.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yi turned to the wooden-like few people and said, "Today's incident, I will act as if nothing happened, but if today's incident shows the slightest rumor, don't blame my fists for being eyeless!" After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he didn't forget to raise his fist, and then turned around and left with satisfaction.

As soon as he walked out of the door of the restaurant, Xiao Yi froze.

A black car and a big green truck roared to the door, and then squeaked and stopped at the door of the restaurant, and then Hulala jumped from the green military truck dozens of soldiers with loaded guns, one by one, like wolves and tigers, pointing at themselves with the muzzle of a black hole, and the fastest thing was that a heavy machine gun was also aimed at him.

The door of the car was opened, and several men in crisp suits walked out from inside, and one of the leading men looked Xiao Yi up and down slightly, and said lightly: "Come with us." ”

Xiao Yi stood still, it seemed impossible to escape in front of these dozens of soldiers who were surrounded by loaded guns and live ammunition, and Xiao Yi could see from the appearance of the other party holding a gun that these soldiers were definitely not ordinary soldiers, at least they were all special forces.

"I'll just eat a bully meal, no!" Xiao Yi's mouth opened wide.

Seeing that Xiao Yi didn't move, the man in the suit just sighed, waved his hand to the few people next to him, and said, "Take it away." Several men in suits on the side walked to Xiao Yat's side and put Xiao Yat in the car.

The soldiers also quickly returned to the trucks, and the two cars left with the dust on the road at a rapid speed.

The owner of the small restaurant was stunned for a long time, and did not react until the military truck completely disappeared from the field of vision, and his little eyes rolled slightly, and he shouted loudly to the crowd of onlookers: "See, this is the fate of eating the overlord meal here with me, don't hide it from everyone, I not only have people in the office, but even my relatives in the army!" ”

The crowd of onlookers saw this jiashi, and immediately admired the owner of the small restaurant, and a few of them had paid the arrears on the spot, they all knew that the owner of the restaurant usually likes to brag, and always said that he has a relationship with the top, so it turns out that this is true!

The owner of the restaurant took the arrears, and turned around and walked into his small restaurant under the eyes of everyone's worship, and the crowd of onlookers also followed in, scrambling to order food.

The owner of the restaurant naturally smiled, but he didn't show his face, and he spat and bragged about his "relative" in the army.

It wasn't until the guests dispersed that the restaurant owner returned to the counter, counting the bills and whispering to himself, "What's the origin of that kid?" Could it be a wanted criminal who has committed a serious crime? ”