Chapter Twenty-Six: Do You Dare to Bite Lao Tzu's Ear?
After smoking a cigarette, he told his subordinates about the rest of the work, He Tao lit another cigarette and sat down next to Wei Ling. After this case was completed, he also felt a lot more relaxed, in order to prevent the smell of smoke from being too heavy on his body, he had been controlling the amount of smoke, but now he doesn't care.
"Where are you going to be a security guard? Community? Enterprise? Factory? He Tao asked.
"Enterprises or factories, it depends on the situation when the time comes, after all, the factory has not yet opened." Wei Ling replied.
"Whose factory?"
"Black charcoal is a partnership with a friend, and I also got involved, but my knowledge is limited, I don't understand their advanced knowledge, and I have invested part of the money in my hand, and it is more suitable for me to work as a security guard, and when the time comes, I will find retired comrades-in-arms to come and work together."
He Tao was silent for a while, and the hand holding the lighter stretched out his thumb and pointed obliquely at the black cat squatting on the high place of the warehouse, "Its father?" ”
"Hmm." Wei Ling flicked the cigarette butt, "That's what the people in the community over there call it, dog daddy, cat daddy and the like." ”
"Tsk, when did pets have such a high status?"
"When you are disappointed in people, the status of pets is also improved. I heard some time ago that the more people I know, the more cute my pet is. This perception is too one-sided and extreme, at least I don't think those pets are cute, like that one. Wei Ling nodded sideways in the direction of Zheng Si, "I have a big temper, I can't control it." ”
He Tao snorted twice, and was originally going to lose it, but he thought that he just owed the cat a favor, so he held back his words, and said: "By the way, let your friend be more restrained recently, and the top will be severely cracked down recently." ”
"If you don't mention it, I'll tell him, it's really not been peaceful lately, and it should be rectified."
The police officer over there had already cleaned up everything, He Tao didn't say anything more, and patted Wei Ling's shoulder, "If you need help, tell me, if the factory is done, I'll go over and take a look." ”
Wei Ling waved his hand to show that he knew it, "Senior brother, don't just focus on climbing up, your skills have regressed, if it weren't for that cat, you would definitely suffer a loss this time." ”
He Tao smiled, "A few of you, one or two are not worrying, in Chuhua City, how can I cover you if I don't climb high?" You don't have to put on a smile and owe favors to others. ”
Looking at He Tao who was walking away, Wei Ling took a puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, and shouted at Zheng Si: "Black charcoal, go back!" ”
Zheng Si got up and stretched, glanced around, and then looked at the real estate billboard erected not far away, shook his hair, went downstairs, and went home.
On the way back to Chuhua City, Wei Ling didn't drive fast this time, the speed slowed down a little, and sometimes he would take a long detour, as if he was relaxing.
It was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon when he arrived at the East Family Compound of Chuhua University, and after Zheng Si returned to the East Family Compound, he took a shower first, and dialed a special bathtub for Wei Ling to help boil water.
Wei Ling also took a shower with the remaining water, because he was going to the hospital to see the patient later, and he went out again in the morning, and he got dirty, so it was not good to go to the hospital like this, and the image was secondary, so he was afraid of bringing too many germs into it, even if it was not a sterile room, he still had to clean himself up if he wanted to go to the ward.
When Zheng Si was taken to the hospital, there were bursts of chuckles from Jiao's mother's ward, it was Jiao's mother's laughter, and the intern named Li Xiaoqian who helped take care of Jiao's mother's medical school.
Hearing the laughter, Zheng sighed and pulled his ears, Jiao Yuan and they were in school at this time, what could make Jiao's mother laugh like this?
Zheng Si's doubts were answered when he opened the door and saw the situation on the hospital bed.
On the hospital bed at this moment, Jiao's mother was lying there, and there was a blue figure in Jiao's mother's uninjured hand, rolling around, and after rolling, she was lying on her back with her wings half-spread to tickle.
Zheng sighed: "......" paralyzed, why did this business trip come back so quickly?!
Next to the ward, Professor Qin, the owner of the "General", was talking to Jiao's father.
Professor Qin, who is about the same age as Jiao's father, said with a smug face at the moment: "This time I went to the national nature reserve in the south and met a blue-purple macaw like the 'general', raised by a professor who studies ecology, his blue purple diamond is also very smart, but the pronunciation is not as accurate as the 'general', and the two of them also compare singing, but the blue purple diamond can't sing talent, the treble can't sing, the bass can't sink, the bass sounds like a hiccup, and the treble sounds like a chicken." ”
Several people in the ward laughed again when they heard Professor Qin's words.
The "general" who was lying on his back next to Jiao's mother heard Professor Qin say about his great achievements, and one turned over, raised his head and said: "The general is mighty, the general is mighty!" ”
"The 'General' sings a song again." Li Xiaoqian next to her said.
The general tilted his head, as if thinking about what song to sing, five seconds later.
"Sweet honey ~ You smile sweetly ~ It seems that flowers bloom in the spring breeze ~ bloom in ~ spring breeze ~"
Singing and singing and shaking his head, Zheng Si is very contemptuous, virtuous!
Ignoring the "general's" teasing, Zheng Si jumped on Jiao's mother's hospital bed and squeezed the parrot in Jiao's mother's hand to the side.
Seeing Zheng Si jumping up, Jiao's mother also tucked the futon for him to make Zheng Si squat more comfortable.
Stepping on the soft and warm futon, Zheng Si felt a lot more balanced in his heart.
The "general" sang while moving to Zheng Si's side, and when he finished singing the last word, his mouth did not close, but turned sideways to Zheng Si's side, facing Zheng Si's erected cat ears, ready to bite down.
Zheng Si's palm on the mattress moved, his ears were torn into an airplane, and he squinted at the parrot next to him, his eyes threatening.
Do you dare to bite Lao Tzu's ear? Fuck you!
It is estimated that I didn't see any cats during the business trip, and this cheap parrot has an itchy mouth again, and wants to go up and bite it twice when it sees the cat's ears.
The "general", who was stared at by Zheng Si's threatening eyes, paused, then twisted his neck and twisted to the other side, not looking at Zheng Si.
The people in the ward couldn't stop laughing when they saw the movements of this cat and a bird.
Li Xiaoqian looked at the time, went out to get busy first, and came over later to help Jiao's mother change the dressing.
Wei Ling stayed for a while and left, Zheng Si lay down next to Jiao's mother, Jiao's mother's injured arm was another, lying here would not touch the wound, Zheng Sian also paid attention not to touch the other injuries on Jiao's mother's body.
Professor Qin and Jiao's father were talking about some relatively large engineering projects that the school had applied for recently, the "general" was bored with grabbing the plastic medicine bottle that was resting on the bedside table and practicing opening and closing the bottle cap to play, and sometimes when the "general" did not pay attention to the wound of Jiao's mother, Zheng Si would pull it with his tail or directly with his paws.
The interior was indeed much warmer than the outside, and Zheng sighed a little drowsy. A knock on the door woke Zheng Si up. Recently, the person in charge of Jiao's mother is Li Xiaoqian, and occasionally a few doctors will come over to take a look. In addition to those doctors, Li Xiaoqian and others all knew about the existence of Zheng Si, and the people of the Jiao family often brought the cats from the family here, so they didn't say anything, but if it was an outsider, Zheng Si still avoided it.
The "General" had already flown to Professor Qin's shoulder with the medicine bottle in his mouth, and Zheng Si also jumped out of bed and got into the bag next to Jiao's father.
The one who entered the door was a woman of nearly thirty years old, dressed more orthodox, not serious, looking friendly and with a little majesty, but this majesty was far inferior to that of the "Buddha".
After seeing this person, Jiao's father quickly got up.
"Teacher Yang, why are you here?!"
This person is Jiao Yuan's homeroom teacher, teaching Jiao Yuan their language. Zheng Si had seen it a few times, but he didn't pay much attention to it.
"I just heard today that Teacher Gu is sick, so I'll come over and take a look." Teacher Yang put down the fruit he bought.
Mr. Yang does not live in the family area of Chuhua University, he has a house outside, and he left early today, and he heard that Jiao Yuan's mother was hospitalized in the morning, and this time he brought the elderly in the family to the hospital to check his body and came to visit by the way.
"By the way, the school has a power outage due to some failures today, and the light in the classroom is dimmed at four o'clock, and the students can't look at the blackboard, so the whole school leaves school one class early. I saw Jiao Yuan and them in the fruit shop under the hospital, as well as a few students in the class, they came to visit Teacher Gu together, hey, I also promised them to keep it secret, Teacher Gu, Professor Jiao, don't say that I told you later. Teacher Yang said with a smile.
Zheng sighed: "......" poor little children were betrayed when they turned around, and it was their respected head teacher who betrayed them.
Because there was still something to do, Mr. Yang left after talking for a while. didn't wait for five minutes, Zheng Si heard the footsteps of children outside.
The door was pushed open a crack, Jiao Yuan's head poked in, and after looking around the ward, he said, "My classmate heard that my mother was hospitalized, so I came to visit." ”
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and let your classmates in." Jiao's father pretended to know the way and got up to greet him.
There was not much space in the ward, so Jiao's father and Professor Qin both walked out and let a few children in.
Zheng Si looked out from the gap in the bag, in addition to Lan Tianzhu, Xiong Xiong and Su An, who were often seen, there was also a girl.
"Hey, who is this kid?" Jiao's mother looked at the only girl.
Jiao's mother didn't say that all the children in Jiaoyuan's class knew her, but she would have an impression of what she had seen, and now the girl standing here, Jiao's mother thought about it and made sure she hadn't seen it.
"She's new to our class, her name is litmus!" When Jiao Yuan introduced, he deliberately emphasized the name "litmus".
"Ah, no wonder I wasn't impressed, it turned out to be a newly transferred student." Jiao's mother said.
"Her name is litmus!" Jiao Yuan emphasized again.
"I know her name is litmus."
Jiao's mother was a little inexplicable to Jiao Yuan's repeated emphasis on the name of the little girl, but Jiao's father and Professor Qin, who were standing at the door, smiled heartily and already understood what Jiao Yuan meant.
Jiao Yuan was a little helpless that Jiao's mother hadn't reacted yet, and pointed to Su An, whose face was flushed and the tips of his ears were almost congested, and then pointed to the litmus staring at him, "Understood?" ”
"Jiao Yuan!" Litmus shouted.
"What are you afraid of, anyway, sooner or later, everyone will know about it, didn't you say that your family will move to the East Family Compound in two days?" Jiao Yuan didn't care about litmus staring at him.
Under Jiao Yuan's prompting, Jiao's mother finally understood the meaning of this, looked at Su An, whose face was flushed and didn't know how to be good, and then looked at the litmus of Xiong Xiong who was staring at the snickering people, and shook her head with a smile. It's a coincidence.
The only ones I didn't understand were the "general" standing on Professor Qin's shoulder and Zheng Si who was confused in his bag.
It wasn't until Jiao Yuan talked about the litmus in the past few days that Zheng Si finally understood what these bear children meant.
As an organic acid in chemistry, litmus is used as an acid-base indicator in chemistry, turning red when exposed to acid and turning blue when alkalin, and is often seen in middle school textbooks.
And on the morning of the transfer of this little girl named litmus, Su An didn't go to school because of diarrhea, and only went to school in the afternoon. At the end of class, Lan Tianzhu and Jiao Yuan asked Su An, who was lying on the table with a weak look, "Do you know the litmus?" ”
Su An raised his head, "Zhilu Dao, the indicator!" ”
At that time, Shi Rui was standing behind Su An, and his face was not very good. She hates it when people call her "indicator"!
Since then, Su An blushes every time he sees litmus, and he is often scorched away from them for this.
Su An's name is a sour pronunciation in pinyin.
It's a coincidence.
While a few little kids were laughing, Jiao's father's phone rang. Professor Qin took the "general" to say goodbye and left, and when he left, the "general" flew away from the window and waited for Professor Qin downstairs.
Jiao's father thought about it before going out to answer the phone, and went back to wring out the bag that Zheng Si was stunned for, those little boys were not tight-mouthed, not to mention that there was a new litmus here, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, the bag was still wrung out.
Walking quickly to the end of the corridor outside the ward, Jiao's father answered the phone.
Zheng Si stayed in the bag and listened to Jiao's father calling, and the person who dialed it was a college classmate who Zheng Si had seen before and was called "Yuanzi" by Jiao's father, and he was also talking about starting a company.
After making the call, Jiao's father sighed to Zheng in the bag: "Black charcoal, I also invested the 30,000 yuan you used to shoot advertisements in your card, and it will be regarded as an investment, and I will give you dividends when the time comes." ”
Zheng Si made more money than once a time shooting advertisements with Xiao Guo, and originally went once a month, but then Xiao Guo saw that the effect was good, so he changed it to once every two weeks, and the remuneration has been increasing. Zheng Si didn't know how good the effect of Lu Dao was, anyway, every time he went, Xiao Guo looked at him with the look of seeing the God of Wealth.
Throw it in, just put it in, anyway, Zheng Si feels that he can't use it now, some time ago, I heard Xiao Guo say that you can try other advertisements when the time comes, the salary will definitely not be low, and Jiao's father will lose the money and make it again.
And Zheng Si would never have imagined that one day in the future, the numbers on that card would become jaw-dropping.
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