Chapter 085: All kinds of
At that time, there were three of the four good friends in the dormitory: the eldest Xiangyang and his gentle and cute daughter-in-law Ji Xiaoyan, the third An Feng and his sexy and hot girlfriend Katilina, and the fourth Wu Chao and his nagging son Ji Min, now they are the biggest card and the second Wang Le, who likes to be late.
Everyone greeted and laughed at the door, reliving the past, Wang Le finally arrived, this guy didn't show the landscape last time, this time the car stopped, and he actually pulled a mixed-race beauty with long hair and waist down.
"Hello guys!" Wang Lexiong pulled the girl towards the crowd.
Everyone despised him and pulled him aside, and this time it was An Feng's turn to ask: "Say it quickly!" Is it rented? ”
The stinky slings stared at Wang Le very unhappily, his eyes gave him a burst of pressure, and he smiled: "Do you think that a rich and handsome brother can use it to rent?" ”
"Doubtful." Xiang Yang said.
"With your character." Wu Chao said.
"Eight or nine is not far from ten." An Feng added.
Wang Le was furious: "What kind of mentality do you sluts! Lisa was met on the plane back home after the last time I went to California to talk to my third child about business. ”
"I thought there was some twists and turns in the story." Everyone was disappointed and ignored him.
The love story prepared by Wang Le disappeared from the audience as soon as it slipped away.
However, Lisa is quite standard-looking, and her face looks like she is mixed-race, Chinese is good, and English is smoother, which is ABC nine times out of ten.
After everyone arrived, everyone drove into the café and picked the largest seat. If this is the case with a single ...... An Feng was glad that he brought the girl over.
They are all their own people, and they have nothing to say. Back then, they used a basin to eat collective instant noodles, and the little prince who was almost destroyed by Dota for three generations of bread-gnawing little princes, now they have all transformed, either have a career or a family, this topic will naturally be upgraded, talk about life, talk about ideals.
Boss Xiangyang made a start: "It is estimated that the biggest change is the third child, a few years ago he was low-key to death, I thought he was stimulated after breaking up, and he didn't come to recommend high-paying jobs to him, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, people are called recuperating, ready to go, and in a blink of an eye, he ran to the United States and became a landlord!" ”
"Congratulations!" Everybody toasts coffee.
An Feng arched his hand with a smile: "A small vineyard, it's just a small fight." ”
Wu Chao despised him: "Don't believe him, this goods occupy more than 360 acres of land, and if it is left in the country, it will be multiplied by six, and the proper 2,000 acres will be used to grow grapes, do you say it is small?" ”
"Fight the local tyrants!" Everyone's anger turned to fists and claws.
An Feng dodged a few fists and claws, and launched a counterattack with a smile. Men basically say whatever comes to mind, especially when it comes to girls.
The boss is the boss, and the questions asked have a double meaning: "Is there a 'in the end'?" ”
The ladies were all puzzled, and Ji Min, who was a little undisciplined, wanted to laugh and held back, but the more rotten she was, the more serious she became.
An Feng was happy.
Wu Chao and Wang Le glanced at each other, and Wang Le said, "You also look down on the strength of our third child!" ”
Wu Chao said with a smile: "The first place in the 7 dormitories is not for nothing, we said that this product should be out of the way to harm Yanmar, but I didn't expect the joke to come true." ”
"Thank you for your attention!" An Feng said modestly.
"I see!" Ji Min and Ji Xiaoyan, who can understand the special meaning of Chinese, are both enlightened.
"What the hell does that mean?" Mixed-race Lisa asked Wang Le.
"Say what?" Katilina, who is mixed with Western blood, couldn't understand the whole time, but fortunately, Lisa was on the same side as her, and she said, "They seem to be discussing something very interesting." ”
The men were vague in their words, and finally Xiang Yang diverted the topic: "Let's not talk about this, let's talk about where to go for a bachelorette party at night." You see, there are only eight of us, and since there are not many people, why don't we divide men and women and form a team together, right? ”
Everyone agreed to the proposal, there were already few people, and there was nowhere to go during the Spring Festival, and it would be even less fun if they were separated. Then they chatted about other topics, basically around An Feng, who made his changes the most surprising, everyone was very curious about his experience.
An Feng said some nonsense facts, his own creativity, etc., anyway, no one can doubt anything in mental activity, at most like the guy in the United States who accidentally became a mathematical genius after being knocked on the head last time. The facts are out there, but you just can't explain them in scientific language.
An Feng said thoughtfully: "I have great potential to invest in these industries, and I am confident, so if you have any ideas, or want to see the outside world, you can come to me." Now the situation is: there are a lot of ideas, but there are not enough people, and it is one to use one! ”
Several of Anfeng's industries are severely understaffed, and Americans are actually lazy, asking for enough time off and asking for a raise...... They ask for all kinds of good treatment, but they don't want to do more work. Some unemployed Americans in the West often shout that the Chinese have taken their jobs, but what about really? Even if there were no Chinese, these egg-sore ghosts wouldn't do those dishes and stuff like that.
But for the time being, everyone doesn't have such a far-reaching plan, mainly because they are not familiar with foreign countries, and there are too many worries at home...... After chatting about life, they went to a bachelorette party together.
The rhythm isn't as chaotic as last time in Las Vegas, at least no one has strippers and acrobatic troupes to perform, and no one is spitting fog with big = hemp. Just drank beer and roared songs, and then went back with their own rocks, waking up late the next day, and busy preparing for the class reunion and wedding banquet.
An Feng didn't bring much luggage on this trip, because he felt that as long as he had money, there was no need to bring a bunch of luggage to make himself troublesome, so he went shopping with Katilina early and continued to show off. This time it was mainly a change of location, in the country, and the cost of shopping was a bit high.
Katilina was very puzzled why these brand clothes were much more expensive than in the United States, and An Feng couldn't explain how the luxury tax was calculated, the only thing he knew was that he took out the black gold card, and then attracted the onlookers of people who knew the goods, and then left in a hurry. It seems that it is also inconvenient for top cardholders to want to keep a low profile.
The next day, he and Katilina continued to follow the European and American style, the nature of the class reunion and the reunion of good friends is a little different, the brothers will not laugh at you no matter whether you mix it well or badly, and the class reunion is somewhat show-off, so An Feng took the girl to participate as a winner in life.
Proposed by Xiang Yang, everyone organized, and finally held a buffet in a hotel. There were all well-dressed men and women, and not all of them were in the same class. Everyone energetically handed each other business cards, introduced their work, expressed their ideals for the future, and heard some people talk about the civil service examination, the director of the office of so-and-so, how many leaders do they know, and how so-and-so opened a company, how to mix with the tax bureau, and so on.
An Feng greeted each other, and after a while, Katilina pulled the female comrades away, saying: Discuss knowledge with foreign friends.
In fact, it is a group of girls who are curious about Yanmar, tide girls, plus the best girls with S bodies advertised in the class group, as well as endless topics of 38. Unfortunately, they spoke Chinese English and Katilina spoke Western English, so it was difficult for both groups to understand what the other was saying.
An Feng exchanged business cards with those elite men in suits and leather shoes who had a successful career and didn't know which class in Lu Dao had mixed in, but in fact, An Feng's business card was only one: investors.
He was cheating, and he was suspicious of fraud, so the elites gave up the opportunity to talk about cooperation with him and turned to look for more business opportunities.
Then An Feng was pulled aside by the curious friends in the class.
A certain gentleman: "An Feng, do you have an E for those two lumps of things?" Does it suffocate you every night? ”
An Feng took pity on this baby who didn't even understand his wife's size, and said: "Calculating the size is not only a letter, but also a number to have a three-dimensional effect." The letters are just elevations, and if there is no reasonable lower circumference, it looks very incongruous, such as a big fat man's 45E, do you say it looks good? ”
The baby whose girlfriend is still leaking for the time being understands.
Another person asked, "Is there a nudity = body beach in California?" And I heard that Los Angeles can speak Chinese and can mix it up? And there is a minimum guarantee of wages? ”
An Feng looked at the babies who wanted to go to the United States with dreams and said, "Is there anything in California that I don't understand for the time being, but it depends on personal preference, no one should stop you if you want to strip naked." There are a lot of Chinese in Los Angeles, and in the Chinatown area, they can speak Cantonese and mix it up. In addition, the protection is given to people who have a work visa but are temporarily not working. ”
Someone else asked: "Is there a shooting in the United States all day long, as the news says?" ”
"If you're in a black neighborhood, as a yellow person, you're going to wander around at night, there's a good chance you'll see it. But the white quarters, especially where the rich gather, are peaceful. ”
"I heard that the Chinese in Los Angeles like dry cleaning foot workers, have you met Sister Feng?"
An Feng was speechless: "Dry cleaning footworker? Who has this sexual hobby? Sister Feng is in New York, and there is also a footwashing room there, but because of the probability, I didn't dare to try it. ”
"Have you ever been to Las Vegas for prostitution? Have you ever smoked the goods? ”
“……”
"Does Yanmar like to open the back door? Does it feel like a 0.5 refill is inserted in a 1.0 pen holder? ”
“……”