Chapter 1509: There is a way to die, which is called death!
Wen Wenya squatted on the ground, holding her stomach with her hands, laughing so much that her intestines were knotted, and tears flowed down her face, she didn't expect that when these non-humans around Si Yiyan got together, they would be so interesting, and even the ghost animal Gu Yuexi, who had always been "pretentious", became real.
A chaos finally ended in warm laughter.
"Little sister-in-law, I haven't seen you for so long, have you missed me?" The little sister-in-law even thinks about Cleopatra, needless to say, she will definitely miss him.
Si Yiyan's cloudy and sunny face showed signs of turning cloudy.
Xu Xianghu saw that the boss's face was still a little dark, and his instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages made him almost subconsciously move towards his sister-in-law's side, since they had a sister-in-law, Xu Xianghu's beast's instinct told him that in the entire Lucifer, only the sister-in-law's side was the safest, which is why he always liked to get to his sister-in-law's side.
This is the beast's instinct to seek advantage and avoid harm.
But is that really the case?
Of course not.
How can a beast, a single-celled, low-IQ animal, understand that there is still an emotion in this world that cannot be fully expressed by scientific theories, that is-jealousy!
The proximity of all male creatures may cause someone to be jealous!
Please observe a three-minute silence for a simple-minded, well-limbed, single-celled tease male creature.
Wen Wen Ya glanced at Xu Xianghu with a smile: "Little Huzi, do you want me to say that I miss you, or do you want me to say that I don't want you?" β
After speaking, Wen Ya's eyes looked towards Si Yiyan, and sure enough, Si Yiyan's expression was indifferent and cold, which was a precursor to the launch of the belly black skill, and she couldn't help but silently light 32 waxes for Xu Xianghu in her heart.
It's a pity that Xu Xianghu didn't notice that the sympathetic and pitying eyes in the room leaned towards Wen Ya's side again: "Little sister-in-law, why do you ask like this, of course I hope that you miss me, little sister-in-law!" β
After speaking, his eyes looked towards Cleopatra beside his sister-in-law.
Cleopatra was lying at her sister-in-law's feet, leaning around her sister-in-law, enjoying her sister-in-law's hair.
Ah! Is it so envious and swollen?
Do you want my sister-in-law to break her hair?
What if I'm really jealous of this stupid dog?
Yue Ze and Xu Xianghu have been partners for so many years, and the tacit understanding between the two of them has reached the point of having a heart, at this time, looking at Yue Ze staring at the soft and slender little hands of the little sister-in-law on the head of the queen of Yan, he has already guessed the inner monologue of this thing at this time.
He couldn't help covering his face: "I don't know this goods, I don't know this goods!" β
Gu Yuehan twitched the corners of his mouth, and quietly turned his face away to look at Jiu Shao.
Si Yiyan sat on the sofa, Si Yiyan's pale eyebrows flew obliquely into the sideburns, and the black pupils of the narrow phoenix eyes were faint and deep, like ancient ink, surging with inky emotions, silent, but dangerous like a storm whirlpool.
The lips that are not too dark are usually cool and cold, but at this time, the corners of the lips are raised, and there is a casual smile, but this smile reflects the brows and eyes, which is even more cold.
Wen Wenya smiled brightly: "Little Huzi, I haven't seen you for such a long time, you will be full of this skill, it's really gratifying!" β
After speaking, she patted Xu Xianghu on the shoulder.
Specifically pit the tiger for ten thousand years without explanation.
Gu Yuexi smiled more and more happily, the slender and slightly delicate eyes under the lenses narrowed slightly, and the sharp light was compelling: "It seems that I have trained well over the years!" β
Xu Xianghu's beast-like intuition is innate, but it is also because of the various trainings he arranged that he has brought this intuition development and utilization to the extreme, so Xu Xianghu's intuition to die today is also because his training is too successful.
Thinking of those inhumane trainings, Xu Xianghu couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemums, his whole body chilled, and he couldn't help but shiver a few times.
Si Yiyan raised his eyebrows: "Oh? I don't think you can train at home, and the training of your body, reactions, and intuition should be directly proportional to your IQ, so I think you need to bother to train and train well. β
Xia Sijiu, your cliff is a communiquΓ© personal vendetta!
You have such a black belly, do your daughter-in-law know?
After Xu Xianghu heard this, he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum, and his body began to enter a state of first-level preparation: "Don't, boss, you can't treat me like this, what did I do wrong, you have to be cruel to me like this." β
There was no snot on his face and tears on his face, kneeling on the ground and hugging Si Yiyan's legs,
Xu Xianghu wanted to think of Gu Yuexi's perverted and abusive training methods thousands of times, and he felt that his whole body was hairy, and he only felt that life was hopeless.
Wen Wenya looked at Xu Xianghu's sad and desperate little eyes, sad and sad little face, the picture was not too beautiful, and suddenly she laughed "poof": "Are you sure, little tiger, are you sure that you are not a professional stupid seller for ten thousand years, and you make a living by selling stupidity?" β
Xu Xianghu couldn't help but be shocked when he heard the beautiful, gentle, pure and kind little sister-in-law say this: "Woo woo woo, little sister-in-law, how can you ...... me like this"
How can you do this to me......
That's it for meβ
To meβ
Xu Xianghu's heart has entered a dead cycle of infinite sadness.
The sadness is so big, it has already turned into a river!
Why is it always me who gets hurt!
Koshizawa: Well, labor and management are speechless!
Gu Yuehan: In the world of comics, normal people can never understand it!
Wen Wenya couldn't help but be happy, looked at Si Yiyan and said, "Stupid to the point of being hopeless, do you think he can still be saved?" β
Little Huzi, are you really not a tease invited by a monkey?
Si Yiyan raised the corners of his eyes, with a hint of grace: "You have to believe in Gu Yuexi, he has the ability to turn decay into magic." β
Therefore, handing over Xu Xianghu to Gu Yuexi, he has always been very relieved.
Gu Yuexi had a gentle and harmless smile on his face: "Thank you Rex for your trust and compliment!" Rest assured, I will live up to your expectations. β
After speaking, his eyes looked at Xu Xianghu, who was still playing a funny scene, and began to think in his mind about how to train him to become a multicellular creature whose body, reaction, intuition, and IQ were proportional.
Wen Wenya looked at the unfinished smile on Gu Yuexi's face, and couldn't help but shudder.
Nena, a ghost animal, a cold and dark creature, is indeed the most terrifying creature in the world, and there is no one.
Yue Ze couldn't help but look at Xu Xianghu, and silently lit 32 wax sticks for him in his heart.
Gu Yuehan, perverted brother, finally has a new toy!
Xu Xianghu's eyes widened in disbelief, he couldn't believe what he heard, and he began to howl dryly: "Boss, why is it always me who suffers!" β
Si Yiyan said lightly: "Because there is a way to die in this world, which is called - death!" β