Xiao Jiu girl and Ma Xiaoyao were not convinced by each other, and in the end, the two decided to answer questions to decide the winner

Each person asks five questions, and at the end of the day, the score is judged according to the correct or false answers.

Xiao Jiu girl came up with the first question, which was easily answered by Ma Xiaoyao, and then she came up with the second question, which was slightly more difficult.

Ma Xiaoyao smiled slightly: "What difference can it be?" It's just that there's one more person in the world. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Miss Xiaojiu didn't like to listen to it: "The predecessor of the god operator is a peerless genius who is proud of the past and the present, if he can live until now, he will definitely have a certain impact on the pattern of the world." ”

"Even if there is an impact, it is minimal." Ma Xiaoyao said: "Besides, the god operator has been dead for so many years, what's the point of mentioning him again?" If you want me to say, it's a bit superfluous for you to ask this kind of question. ”

"You ......" Xiao Jiu's eyes narrowed.

"What are you? Am I not right? Ma Xiaoyao said: "Okay, you hurry up and ask the third question, remember, ask some meaningful questions, don't fix these brainless things." ”

Xiao Jiu took a deep breath, and it took a lot of perseverance to suppress the churning anger in her chest, and she glared at Ma Xiaoyao angrily: "Okay, the second question will be answered correctly!" Now let me ask the third question: What is it that people know about making things, people who buy them, people who sell things know about them, and people who use them don't know about them? ”

"Coffin." Ma Xiaoyao didn't think about it and said the answer: "This kind of question is too simple. ”

"The fourth question, under what circumstances can a mountain accommodate two tigers?"

"As long as it's a male and a female, it's okay, as the saying goes, the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts, that's the truth."

"The fifth question, what can you do, what I can do, what can everyone do, what can one person do, what can two people do together? Hmph, I don't believe you can answer this question! ”

"Huh...... It's not a difficult question at all. Ma Xiaoyao smiled: "The answer is dreaming, right?" ”

"......" Xiao Jiu's face was full of depression, she pondered and meditated on five questions that she thought were difficult, but she didn't stump Ma Xiaoyao, seeing Ma Xiaoyao's proud appearance, she was very angry.

"Now it's my turn to ask questions, right?" Ma Xiaoyao looked at Xiao Jiu girl with a smile.

"Just ask." Little Nine snorted.

Ma Xiaoyao raised a finger: "The first question, my mother usually washes the dishes when I eat, but after eating today, my mother didn't wash the dishes, why is this?" ”

"Because it was my dad who washed the dishes"

"Wrong."

"That's my son who washed the dishes."

"That's not right."

"I see, it was the servant who washed the dishes! The answer is always right this time, right? ”

"Hey, hey, it's still not right! One last chance for you! ”

"That's not right, that's not right, who washed the dishes?" The little nine girl pondered for a long time, and finally said hesitantly: "Could it be that the neighbor helped wash the dishes?" ”

"You're stupid, you've got it wrong four times." Ma Xiaoyao sneered: "I heard clearly, because I ate in a restaurant, I don't have to wash the dishes by myself." ”

"You're a scoundrel!" Xiao Jiu girl quit: "You are obviously deliberately misleading me!" ”

"It's obvious that you're stupid, but you put the fault on me, you can really do it." Ma Xiaoyao pouted: "If you can't afford to lose, then I won't ask questions." ”

"Who can't afford to lose...... Then you ask! I won't be stumped by you! Miss Xiaojiu was very unconvinced.

"Second question." Ma Xiaoyao raised two fingers: "There is a cow tethered to the cowshed, with its head facing east and its butt facing west, it turns left three times, then three times to the right, and then six times to the left, may I ask, which direction is its tail facing at the moment?" ”

"Are you really stupid? Ask me such a superficial question. The little nine girl snorted lightly: "No matter how many times this cow turns, its tail will always go down." ”

Ma Xiaoyao grinned: "It's good that you can think of this." ”

"There's so much I can think of." Answering a question correctly made the little nine girl full of confidence: "Come on, let's ask the third question." ”

"Here comes the third question." Ma Xiaoyao raised three fingers: "There are two people who fell into the trap, the dead are called dead people, and the living people are called?" ”

"Of course it's called the living!"

"Wrong, it should be called help!"

"Help?"

"Yes, if you're in danger, the first thing you need to do is help."

“……”

"Fourth question." Ma Xiaoyao raised four fingers: "Iron will rust when you put it outside, but what about the gold when you put it outside?" ”

"Of course it won't rust." Miss Xiao Jiu said without thinking about it.

"Wrong! The gold had been stolen long ago. ”

“……”

Ma Xiaoyao slowly raised five fingers: "Last question, what is the first thing everyone will do when they wake up in the morning?" ”

"Of course it's getting dressed."

"That's not right! It should be the eyes open! Isn't the first thing you do when you wake up open your eyes? ”

“…… You're a strong word! ”

"You only got one of the five questions right, and your IQ is too bad." Ma Xiaoyao smiled: "It's far worse than me." ”

"I'm not feeling well today, so I'm playing abnormally, and I'll compare with you when I get better." Throwing down a sentence, the little nine girls left angrily.

A smile appeared on the corner of Ma Xiaoyao's mouth: "Play brain teasers with me?" I really don't know whether to live or die! Seeing that the little nine girls were deflated, Ma Xiaoyao was in a very comfortable mood, humming a little song and walked out of the yard, and when he came back, he had two more jars of wine in his hand, these two jars of wine were found from a cellar, it should be that the villagers forgot to jì when they evacuated, and it happened to be cheaper Ma Xiaoyao.

Bring a stool and sit down, holding the roasted wolf meat in your left hand and the wine jar in your right hand, eating a mouthful of meat and drinking a sip of wine, this feeling is really exciting!

"Bang dang!"

The closed door was suddenly pushed open, and then I saw the little nine girl walking out of it: "I'm hungry, get me something to eat." ”

"There is only wolf meat, whether you eat it or not." Ma Xiaoyao shook the wolf meat in his hand: "If you don't eat it, go out to find other food by yourself, the village is so big, you can always find something to eat." Speaking of this, Ma Xiaoyao tore off a piece of wolf meat and put it in his mouth, and then poured another sip of wine.

"I'll eat wolf meat." Little Nine Girl nodded: "Help me warm it up, and then send it to the house." Without waiting for Ma Xiaoyao to speak, Miss Xiao Jiu turned around and returned to the house directly.

"Hey! You really think of me as a babysitter! Ma Xiaoyao was amused: "If you want to eat hot wolf meat, you can do it yourself, I don't have time to serve you." ”

"Don't forget, I'm your employer, you have to respect my opinion!" The cold voice of the little nine girl came from the room.

"Damn! It's this sentence again! Ma Yao scolded.

"And the gold mine thing!" "I can promise you now, as long as you take good care of me, I will give you two gold mines!" And it's a high-grade gold mine. ”

"Two gold mines?" Ma Xiaoyao's heart was suddenly moved, he didn't like gold, but he needed to catch gold to improve his cultivation, Ma Xiaoyao secretly pondered, the two gold mines should be able to make the metallic true qi in his body reach a peak state.

"Isn't it just a hot wolf meat? What's the matter, you're still twisting and twisting, and you don't have any manly bearing. Little Nine snorted softly.

"Hot wolf meat has something to do with manhood! Don't here! "Ma Xiaoyao was not happy.

"You give me a happy word, can you help me hot wolf meat." Little Nine Girl asked.

"I'll help you heat wolf meat, but you're going to give me three gold mines." Ma Xiaoyao began to put forward conditions.

"Okay." Miss Xiao Jiu happily agreed.

Ma Xiaoyao blinked: "You're not perfunctory to me, are you?" ”

"If you don't believe me, I can give you a note."

"That's the best! With the written notes, you can't cheat. ”

"Wait, I'll write you a note now." After a while, the little nine girl came out of the room, holding a rough piece of paper in her hand: "No, the note is written." ”

Ma Xiaoyao took the note and looked at it a few times, and then put it away with satisfaction, with this note, he was not afraid that Miss Jiu would regret it.

"Now you can help me get the wolf meat hot."

"Wait, I'll go hot wolf meat now."

"Send it to the house when it's hot, and get me some more wine by the way."

"You still drink?"

"I'll have a lot of stuff."

Half an hour later, Ma Xiaoyao brought the hot wolf meat and a jar of wine into the house.

"Why is it so slow, it's almost starving me to death." Xiao Jiu girl complained, and then picked up the wolf meat and ate it, obviously very hungry, but when eating wolf meat, she was still unhurried, every time she tore off a little wolf meat and put it in her mouth, chewed it and swallowed it into her stomach, and then drank a sip of wine to moisten her throat, and then picked up the prepared white cloth to wipe the corners of her mouth, and only after doing this qiē did she continue to eat wolf meat.

This little nine girl is definitely not ordinary, she pays attention to etiquette when eating, she is domineering when she speaks, and occasionally she will burst out with the momentum of a superior person.

"Okay, you can eat slowly, I'm out, oh yes, I'll stay here tonight, and when your cold is completely cured, we'll go again." Throwing down a sentence, Ma Xiaoyao raised his feet and walked out, he muttered secretly in his heart: This little nine girls should be from a famous family and have received special etiquette training, so the usual appearance will be a little different, this is a good thing for Ma Xiaoyao, the reason is very simple, the little nine girls have an extraordinary background, so they have the ability to fulfill their promise to give him three gold mines.

As time passed, the sun eventually set, and then the earth was enveloped in an endless darkness.

In order to avoid suspicion, Ma Xiaoyao specially arranged two bedrooms, one for Xiao Jiu and one for himself, and in the middle of the night, Xiao Jiu suddenly broke into Ma Xiaoyao's bedroom, which really scared Ma Xiaoyao.