Chapter 105: Play to your heart's content

Fan Jianqiang is eating dumplings: Hmm, it tastes really good!

As soon as he heard Guan Yan ask himself, he put down his chopsticks and said while eating, "Talk to me." I was about to tell you......"

Who knows, as soon as he said this, Guan Bi immediately looked up and said with a smile while eating: "You also talked to me, oh yes!" ”

When she spoke, she playfully made a "V" gesture, and immediately continued to eat with her head down, as if she was eating dumplings calmly, and the changes were really fast.

Guan Yan smiled, feeling that this girl is really a little poor now, getting poorer and poorer.

However, this girl's poverty is no longer a day or two, and Guan Yan is not in charge.

So, she continued to ask Fan Jianqiang: "Then what is your opinion?" ”

"You keep eating, listen to me as you eat."

Fan Jianqiang didn't answer directly, but smiled and stretched out his hand.

A little surprised, but it didn't seem to be an accident, Guan Yan smiled and continued to eat dumplings: "You say, I'll listen." ”

"A change of name, not a change of surname, there is nothing unacceptable. Besides, the name is a codename. Didn't the literati and elegant guests in ancient times have a trade name, and even have an alias? Besides, I'm not so feudal and old-fashioned, hehe. Therefore, I think it is somewhat redundant for you to ask Director Zhou to do my ideological work. ”

"To be honest, the name Baliang sounds kind, but I'm afraid it's rustic when it comes to college campuses. Guan Bi understands this very well. Therefore, it is indeed necessary to change the name. ”

Fan Jianqiang talked eloquently, his expression was very relaxed, and he even teased Guan Bi.

Guan Bi immediately raised her head and licked her lips wet with dumpling juice: "Why did you talk about me?" I'm concentrating on eating dumplings. ”

Guan Yan laughed: "Eight taels are joking with you, eat your dumplings." Eight taels, you go on. ”

Fan Jianqiang continued to smile: "Later, Guan Bi helped me come up with a name, I think it's good, it's really good!" ”

Hearing this, Guan Bi couldn't eat it anymore, and immediately raised her head again, as if she didn't believe it, blinked her eyes, and stared at Fan Jianqiang: "Baliang, so you agree?" Oh, that's amazing, it's definitely measured! ”

Guan Yan asked curiously, "What did she name you?" ”

Fan Jianqiang replied: "Strong, very sunny, very tough." ”

Guan Bi immediately leaned forward and leaned back with laughter: "Well, it's so sunny, it's so hard!" ”

Actually, she was saying in her heart: This name is so obscene, so *** wow!

Of course, the reason why Guan Bi expects Fan Jianqiang to choose the name "strong" is not just because of a joke involving the word "strong woman".

Guan Yan pondered it a few times, and didn't think of anything else, so she also smiled and agreed: "Well, it's not bad, it's a little interesting." Then it's decided. Eight taels, you continued. ”

Fan Jianqiang spread his hands: "It's gone, there's nothing to say." ”

Guan Yan blurted out: "Huh? Gone? ”

At this moment, Guan Bi said in a strange tone: "Eight taels, you can continue." Do you understand? My sister likes to listen to you fool and tell you to continue to fool. As for you, don't pretend, if you want to take the opportunity to show your clever tongue in front of the respected Minister Guan, then give full play to it. ”

Guan Yan couldn't help but glare at Guan Bi again: "Oh, Guan Bi, don't be too poor." ”

Due to the mood, Fan Jianqiang was also interested in continuing to speak, so he opened a killing ring: "Cheng, I'll play it." The so-called improper name is not good, and a person's name is really important. For example, there is a teacher, named Ni Zhonghe, at the beginning of teaching was very unsuccessful, one day he changed his name, called Ni Chinese, so he quickly became the director of education in the school, two years later became the principal, five years later became the director, one day when he went home and happened to turn out a family tree, he found that the old man was actually called Ni Huanzhi. Ni Huanzhi, anyone who has studied in junior high school, knows who he is......"

"Film and television celebrities who change their names, that's more. Andy Lau's original name was Liu Furong, Jet Li's original name was Li Zhengdong, Guan Zhilin's original name was Guan Jiahui, Jolin Tsai's original name was Cai Yiling, Coco Li's original name was Li Meilin, Xu Ruyun's original name was Xu Hongxiu, Yuan Yuyi's original name was Yuan Liangliang, Gigi Leung's original name was Liang Bizhi, and Xiao Shenyang's original name was ......" Fan Jianqiang said in one breath, almost saying the original name of Xiao Shenyang.

After all, it's only 2006.

And this worry-free little Shenyang became famous in the 2009 CCTV Spring Festival Gala because of his partners Benshan and Lao Bi starred in the sketch "Not Bad Money".

Hearing this, Guan Bi slapped happily, and her face was flushed: "It's so exciting, go on, say it!" ”

Guan Yan also smiled, smiling happily.

Because she really didn't expect that this kid in front of her could actually say the original names of so many film and television stars: "Haha, eight taels, you are so funny!" Say it, go ahead. ”

At this moment, if you give life and shouting to those dumplings on the plate, they will definitely make a loud and angry voice: "Are you eating dumplings at noon today, or are you eating jokes?" It's unreasonable, can jokes be eaten? Can it be eaten as a meal? Do you understand this truth? Do you understand? Do you understand? Do you understand it? Isn't it okay to know a little bit?

Looking at the happy sisters in front of him, Fan Jianqiang was full of interest, as if he wanted to sweep away the gloom of the past: "Say something evil, a film and television celebrity who will soar into the sky if you change your name, that's even more." That Faye Wong knows, right? Singing, not basketball. Her original name was Wang Jingwen, and after entering the Hong Kong entertainment industry, she changed her name, and since then she has become popular and won the honor of the queen of the music world. There is a man named He Jianan, who later changed his name to Anita Mui, and became popular. There is also a Taiwanese man named Liao Yangzhen, who later changed his name to Yan Chengxu, and he also became popular. Oh, don't listen too attentively, you can eat dumplings while listening to me......"

Guan Bi's expression was serious, and he pushed away the plate in front of him: "If you don't eat, just listen to you!" ”

Guan Yan leaned back a little at the moment, hugged her chest with her left arm horizontally, and covered her lips with her right hand: "Well, if you don't eat, I'll listen to you blow, hehe......"

Fan Jianqiang deliberately raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then I really continued?" ”

The answer, of course, was one in unison: "Well, go on." ”

"Just now we talked about film and television stars, now let's talk about academic celebrities. Goldbach conjecture, as you should know, is that there are two, any even number greater than or equal to 6 can be expressed as the sum of two odd prime numbers, and any odd number greater than or equal to 9 can be expressed as the sum of three odd prime numbers. So, I also want to make a conjecture now, as long as I have the name of being strong, one day I will also accidentally turn to a family tree, and I found that a thousand years ago, there was a big man in my Fan family, and his name was Fan Zhongyan. However, then again, the name Baliang really can't be lost. Why? The great poet Yin Fu, he has a rustic name called Ah Bai. Calligrapher Lin Sanzhi, that's even more amazing, many people call him a five-nerd ......"

In an instant, the house was full of joy and symphony.