Chapter 38: The Chrysanthemum and the Knife
Most of the time, ordinary people can't understand what it means to be happy and sad. But at this moment, the two lands really understood what it means to be happy and sad.
The land prince just stomped his foot like a stroke of genius, and the peach branch, which was originally fine, broke at this moment.
"Did you hear anything just now?" asked the land lord weakly towards the land woman next to him.
"I think there's a voice, and I hear it. Is the branch we are standing on broken?" the land woman looked down at the branch.
"Hahaha, I'm right, it's that you stepped on the peach branch..."
"Ah••••••h
"Bang ••••••"
There was a miserable cry from the peach tree, and the two goods fell to the ground with a heavy blow. One by one, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they grinned in pain.
The good drama in the hall is still actively being screened, and there is no tendency to stop at all.
Just as Er Wuzai flew out and landed on the ground, the entire force field dissipated. The two or five boys in the flight didn't know for some reason, and they twisted their bodies in the air very ghostly, but at the moment they hit the ground, the dagger was inserted - the knife - the handle did not completely touch the ground, but the back and tail vertebrae hit the ground first, and he fell to the chest tightness and shortness of breath, and his eyes were full of gold stars.
Out of strong inertia, the moment he landed on the ground, he touched the knife again for no reason. The dagger didn't stick in much, but was forced to pull it outward. As a result, this small drop directly cut the chrysanthemum-flower of Erwuzai from the middle.
In an instant, red, green, black, flowery, smelly, thin, and thick all came out. It's just that out of thin air, a human-shaped toilet comes out, and the inside of the crotch is quite rich and wonderful.
The heart-rending pain once again spread throughout Erwuzai's body, and he once again deeply experienced a feeling that was more painful than death. It hurt so much that I was soaking wet. The smell inside his crotch made him almost faint. Half lying on the ground, he raised his ass slightly, panting violently. I'm afraid that I won't be able to burp directly if I can't get up in one breath.
The green fur on the side recovered a little and was able to move. Together with Huang Mao, they all saw the scene just now, and their jaws dropped in shock. Especially the knife that Zhang Tian gave to Erwu Ziju - the flower is simply a god-killing pen.
They experienced it firsthand, and they both felt the chrysanthemum-flower tightened, and they were covered in cold sweat.
I couldn't help but secretly scolded in my heart: "Ma Dan, we think we are black-society--society, and the means are never as black as this grandson." This grandson is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
Seeing that his boss was lying on the ground, he hurriedly crawled over, slowly helped Er Wuzai's shoulders, and asked this and that nervously. It's just that the smoky smell really makes them too uncomfortable, and for the sake of face, they don't dare to pinch their noses, so they can only hold their breath with difficulty.
"Tap, tap, you bastards. ”
"Oops, watch my ass, watch out for that knife. ”
"Oh, Mom. It hurts me to death. You two give it to me, and kill this grandson. ”
"Come on, did you fucking hear me, get it on me! ••••••Uhhh
At this time, Er Wuzai has not given up, has not woken up, and is still commanding the little brothers to fight back.
Zhang Tianci admires Erwuzai. At this moment, chrysanthemum still has a knife stuck in the flower, and it can still be so strong and angry. Speak so loudly and quickly. Aren't you really afraid of chrysanthemums -- flowers turn into fireworks? It seems that this Erwuzai is really a complete bandit.
Forced by Er Wu Zai's desperate urging, Huang Mao gave Green Mao a very hidden look, and only the two brothers could understand it.
The meaning of that look is too much.
"Don't act rashly, the old brain is pumped, and our brains can't be clear. I can see everything clearly just now, this grandson is by no means an idle person. Just now, the boss was beaten into a sugar gourd. Just you and I are not this grandson's opponent at all. I can't get it together and be dressed as a sugar gourd. Don't act rashly. Just make a show. ”
Yellow Fur communicates in a body language that only the two brothers understand, and the two sides come to an agreement.
Trembling straightened up, his mouth already trembling.
"You, you, you, don't, don't. The two of us, you, you, don't come, "Huang Mao stammered, and deliberately pretended to be bluffing. In fact, I don't see any bluffing at all, but a bit like Peppa Pig who stammers.
Zhang Tianci raised his hands, pretended to be a tiger's claw, stared at Erwuzai, and stared at the three yellow-haired people, baring his teeth, looking very fierce and vicious.
"Ahh
In the eyes of those three people, Zhang Tianci lived like a tiger descending from the mountain. Suddenly took a forward step, which directly frightened Huang Mao and Green Mao with their heads in their hands, spread them on the ground, and rolled into a ball crying and shouting.
And the other protagonist, Er Wuzai, is not so lucky. Because Zhang Tianci has been staring at his eyes, and his eyes have never left Zhang Tianci's eyes.
Assuming that the eyes can kill, it is estimated that the two goods have unknowingly fought and killed thousands of times. I don't know who killed whom thousands of times. Anyway, Er Wuzai's eyes looking at Zhang Tianci could almost light the Olympic torch. What a hatred this should be, what a hatred. On the contrary, Zhang Tianci didn't care at all, he was relaxed.
But Erwuzai is not so easy. Because Zhang Tianci was similar to a prank just now, and even looked like a mentally retarded "tiger descending the mountain", but in the eyes of Er Wuzai, it was a different scene.
Er Wuzai actually felt that Zhang Tianci's action just now was quite mentally retarded at first, and scolded in his heart: "Damn! You TMD mentally retarded, do you want to convince me with this child's tricks? Damn! This grandson's brain is very good!" Thinking so in his heart, he almost raised his middle finger to show his inner disdain. Although he wanted to do the same, there was really no third hand that could be enough for him, because both hands were tightly supporting the ground, and he was afraid that his butt would hit the ground. There is no other reason, just because there is a knife stuck in his chrysanthemum - the flower!
It hurts to think about it!
The next moment he realized that he was completely wrong, not only he was wrong, but even Zhang Tianci himself was wrong.
Because Er Wuzai suddenly found that a powerful light shot out of Zhang Tianci's playful eyes. The light was dazzling. His pupils contracted rapidly, and his eyes closed instinctively. Even so, he found that it was in vain, and he couldn't block the impact of this light on his retina at all, so he could only block it with both hands and desperately close his eyes.
In a trance, he had the illusion that he was blind. For he found himself in a very dark space, and it was so dark that he couldn't see anything.
Not only that, but not even the sound. I felt as if I had walked into a vacuum. The biggest difference is that there is no air in the vacuum of space, and it is extremely cold. And except for the space where I am more than I can breathe, I haven't felt the impact of the cold for the time being, and everything else is basically the same.
At this time, Erwuzai's mind was a little confused, and he really didn't know what to do next, because he had never encountered this kind of thing before. This is completely a big girl sitting in a sedan chair, the first time in this life. I really don't have any experience at all.
Of course, if he had to choose, he would rather have no experience, because he simply didn't want to experience this god-knowing space again. I don't want to experience the feeling of chrysanthemum - flower inserted - knife again.
At this time, he just wanted to shout: "Mom, I want to go home!!"
In a state of ignorance, he unconsciously and slowly stretched out his hands. Slowly moving to the side. I really don't know if my eyes were open or closed at the time, I always felt that it was all ordinary black, and there was no difference at all.