Chapter 4 Black Carbon, Come On!
Three months ago, when Zheng Si first saw Da Fat, it was still small and thin, but now it is developing in the direction described by its name, so Zheng Si admires the old lady who named Da Pang very much. It's godly.
It seems that he senses that there is a movement on the balcony, and the big fat man who is squatting on the instant noodles looks sideways at the window, but because the range of action is a little larger, the instant noodles pressed under the buttocks make a crisp "click" sound.
Hearing this voice, the big fat sideways movement immediately froze, then drooped his ears, slowly twisted back, and no longer looked at the balcony, the back was called a desolation.
Zheng sighed and tugged at the corners of his mouth, as if he felt a little guilty. Well, it seems that Big Fat is going to reduce his supper tonight.
The old lady who fed the big fat had a son who worked in the provincial military district, and every month there was a week or two that would take the old lady over to live for a period of time, and the big fat would follow. Sometimes the old lady and her son will come to stay for a few days, and whenever this is the time for the big fat to suffer.
Zheng Si remembers that when he was a freshman, he was punished by the instructor for standing in a military posture after making a mistake, and now for a cat like "soft bones", it is impossible to stand in a military posture, so Da Fat is often punished for squashing instant noodles, and after squatting, look at the degree of fragmentation of instant noodles, and deduct rations according to this.
Jiao's father had already parked the car over there, Zheng Si turned around and jumped off the balcony railing, and followed Jiao's father into the building to go home.
When she entered the house, Jiao's mother had already returned, but her eyes were a little strange when she looked at Zheng Si, and she saw that Zheng Si was furious, and hurriedly ran into Gu Youzi's room.
"What's wrong?" Jiao's father asked.
"Alas, Ah Huang has passed away!" Jiao's mother sighed.
Zheng sighed and was stunned, Ah Huang's second goods were still jumping around a few days ago, and he looked like he couldn't vent his energy, how could he ......
Then I listened to the conversation between Jiao's father and Jiao's mother, and Zheng Si realized that it was "castration" instead of "death", so to speak, Ah Huang became a eunuch? !
"I heard Sister Ling say that this can make Ah Huang quit some bad problems, and it just so happens that Ah Huang is also eight months old and can have surgery...... Today, Sister Ling also asked me if I would send our black charcoal to Xiao Guo and them to make one, and I refused. Jiao's mother said.
Behind the door, Zheng Si felt a cold sweat, but when he heard the latter sentence, his hanging heart let go a lot.
"Our cats don't need to." Jiao's father clapped, "Everyone's cat is different, her cat is suitable, but ours is not necessarily, when Sister Ling persuades you in the future, you just refuse directly." ”
"Well, that's what I thought too." Jiao's mother, who was supported, smiled again.
And Zheng Si, who was squatting behind the door, also breathed a long sigh of relief, if he was really sent for surgery, he would rather run away and run far away than use a knife on the root of his life.
Zheng sighed in his heart for Ah Huang's second goods. I have heard that Ah Huang likes to pee everywhere, and even if he puts it in the litter box at home, it can spray all the urine on the outside without leaking, so Ah Huang's cat litter box at home is two-layered, and the outer layer plays a key role. As for the household, Ah Huang is even happier, the smell of that guy's urine can be smelled in many places on the side of the East Family Compound, for this Zheng Si I don't know how many times I smoked it, but that guy obviously belongs to the repeated teachings and has not changed.
Since Ah Huang's life is worry-free, Zheng Si doesn't have to worry anymore, cats have the fate of cats, and since he knew that he had become like this, Zheng Si has been telling himself to adapt as much as possible.
The next day, the otaku on the other side came to knock on the door of Jiao's house with black circles under his eyes.
It was Saturday, and Jiao Yuan and the others were all at home and eating breakfast.
"Yo, Xiaoqu, so early!" Jiao's mother was a little surprised.
So early? It's past nine o'clock, right?
Gu Youzi glanced at the bright sunshine outside, glanced at Jiao Yuan, and the two continued to silently struggle with the egg noodles in the bowl.
However, for Xiao Qu who goes to bed late and gets up late, it is indeed very early, Jiao's mother knows this, so she is surprised that Comrade Xiao Qu rarely got up before twelve o'clock at noon!
Xiao Qu pulled out a smile, looked around the living room, and asked, "Brother Jiao is not here?" ”
"He's going to take an experimental class today, and he's going out early in the morning, do you have anything to look for him? I'll give him a call. Jiao's mother said.
"This ...... Hehe, it's not a special urgency. Xiao Qu's eyes were placed on a low stool next to the dining table, and when he saw the black cat eating noodles, he said to Jiao's mother: "Sister Gu, that ...... Can...... Borrow your cat? ”
Jiao Yuan and Gu Youzi, who were struggling for breakfast, stopped the chopsticks in their hands at the same time, and looked at Comrade Xiao Qu who was standing at the door a little embarrassed.
Seeing the eyes of the two children, Comrade Xiao Qu was even more embarrassed, coughed, and said to Jiao's mother: "I mentioned this to Brother Jiao yesterday." ”
Jiao's mother didn't think there was anything wrong, it was a good thing that someone borrowed her cat, which showed her cat's ability, which made Jiao's mother feel an inexplicable sense of pride.
So Jiao's mother waved her hand, "What's the big deal, just borrow when you want to hug it." ”
Zheng Si, Jiao Yuan, Gu Youzi: "......" When Jiao's father was away, Jiao's mother was always so dictatorial.
"Thank you so much, Sister Gu! I'll come over and bring black charcoal over after dinner today, hey, Sister Gu, you don't know, the rat in my house is about to make me have a nervous breakdown. Comrade Xiao Qu, who had received permission, instantly swept away the decadence and returned to his room satisfied.
Jiao's mother smiled like a trumpet flower on her face, "That's all it takes to raise a cat!" ”
Jiao Yuan lowered his head and poked the small porcelain bowl in front of him with chopsticks, holding back his voice to learn Xiao Qu's words: "I don't have half a mouse in my house——"
Jiao's mother tapped Jiao Yuan's head, "Eat your noodles!" ”
Gu Youzi pursed her lips, looking very unhappy.
In the evening, around eight o'clock, Xiao Qu came to borrow the cat. There is no need for Jiao's mother to say more, Zheng Si walked over to the opposite side, sooner or later it will have to be solved, otherwise those white mice are not practicing in vain?
Jiao Yuan was still cheering at the door: "Black carbon, come on!" Let them see! ”
Jiao's mother turned her head and faced: "Go back and do your homework!" Wrong one pocket money halved! ”
Here, Zheng Si followed Xiao Qu into the house.
After entering the door, at first glance, Zheng Si had a sense of familiarity - what a mess! Just like myself back then.
At second glance, I saw a familiar creature.
As soon as Zheng Si entered the door, he saw three cockroaches, one had just climbed into the bathroom, one crawled out from under the cabinet and felt that someone appeared and crawled back, and the third, which was also the closest to Zheng Si, paused after seeing Zheng Si, shook its filamentous antennae, and then quickly crawled into a pile of magazines.
As one of the oldest insects on the earth that appeared earlier than dinosaurs and lived in the same era as dinosaurs and trilobites, it has a metamorphosis vitality that can survive for nine days in a headless state, and the name "Xiaoqiang" is worthy of the name of cockroaches. I heard that its vitality has been evolving, but I don't know what it will become in the future.