Xiao Yi is not a big talker, he used to be a top talent in the mercenary market, and his worth is already a trivial matter, the key is to see whether he is willing to take the job.

After looking for some "eye-catching" recruitment information on the Internet, such as general manager, Xiao Yi shook his head lightly and sighed after making a double-digit phone call: "I really don't know how the human resources department of these companies is doing it now, I am a top talent to join, and I actually say that I am neurotic?" ”

"It seems that this handsome guy has to run it himself!"

After the other party hung up Xiao Yi's phone again, Xiao Yi whistled while talking and walked out, straight to the city's largest talent market, in Xiao Yi's view, it must be that the other party did not see him in person before he refused on the phone, seeing his peerless appearance will definitely make those human resources directors regret the field of green, zuihou beat the gong and drum to welcome himself to their company as the general manager, the chairman is happy and maybe give himself a few dozen shares......

Xiao Yi imagined the incomparably beautiful future like this, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and Zuihou was still grinning when he arrived at the door of the talent market, and the corners of his mouth were full of saliva.

The two people who passed by him frowned, and one of them said, "There are also positions for people with abnormal IQs here?" ”

Another person sighed: "It's not easy to find a job these days, even the mentally handicapped have come to compete with us!" ”

If you are afraid of loneliness in Huaxia, you can recommend you to go to two places, one is the vegetable market, the second is the talent market, the difference between the two is to buy, the other is to sell, the buy always want to bargain, the sell always want to raise the price, of course, the price does not depend on a mouth, the key is to see the scarcity and quality of the "goods".

Xiao Yat's profession can be regarded as second to none in this shijie, and the quality is definitely top, but when faced with a preliminary test of the "color" form, Xiao Yat made a difficulty.

Work experience.

If it is a recruitment killer or a soldier, Xiao Yi's work experience is definitely rare, and he joined the "work" at the age of six, although the nature of the work has changed slightly in the past few years, but it is also the same, it is all murder.

But if Xiao Yi fills in like this, it is estimated that he will not be treated as a psychopathy and will be thrown out as a troublemaker, and after thinking for a long time, Xiao Yi filled in a big wordless.

Specialty.

This Xiao Yi is too much, such as killing, arson, firearms, throwing knives, pickled girls, all of them are shijie top.

After pondering and meditating, Xiao Yi filled in a fairly mediocre one, piano and foreign language.

After filling it in, Xiao Yat began to be grateful to the strange old man he met when he was eight years old, coveting a pot of good wine with himself, and had to exchange things with himself, but the old man's poor jingle sounded, and the whole room was only a handmade piano that looked tattered, and at first glance he made it himself, and then the old man insisted on teaching Xiao Yat to play the piano, on the condition that Xiao Yat let him drink that kind of good wine every day.

The first time I heard that kind of beautiful music, Xiao Yat fell in love with this instrument, and he was very talented, he learned very quickly, a year later, Xiao Yat left the school, and said that he would no longer serve wine for the strange old man every day, when the old man sighed and said, you are really a wonder, I have learned these piano skills for a lifetime, and you have learned them all in a year, that's it, you will continue to send me a bar in the future, and I will give you a skill that I have practiced all my life, but you have to promise me that you can't say this, this skill is- Flying!

"Hey, have you filled it in, there are still a lot of people lined up in the back!" The supervisor in charge of recruitment saw Xiao Yi stunned and said angrily.

Xiao Yi came back to his senses and handed over the form in his hand, the director grabbed it, just glanced at it casually, and was just about to put it down, when he suddenly picked it up again and looked at it carefully, his eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and his mouth was about to open into an O-shape.

Seeing the appearance of the supervisor, Xiao Yi tilted his chin, and said secretly in his heart, I always know the origin of this handsome guy now, hum, wait for a while and beg me to go to work.

Just when Xiao Yat was imagining infinitely, the supervisor suddenly slammed Xiao Yi's resume on the table with a "bang", gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, you're here to make trouble!" ”

"We are recruiting general managers, not miscellaneous people, and the one who came here to apply is not a returnee from Harvard and Cambridge? You don't have a few years of experience as an executive in a well-known company? You're good, no work experience? And your specialty, but also the piano, we are not a dance hall here, and also, your special experience column, you have been a militia for two years, why don't you say that you have sold vegetables for two years, please, even if you are idle, don't come here to make trouble, okay, I'm busy, big brother, next! ”

In the midst of laughter, Xiao Yi was squeezed aside with a red face, and muttered: "Actually, strictly speaking, I am also a returnee." ”

After changing several units in a row, Xiao Yi's level has gradually decreased, from general manager to deputy manager to department manager to deputy department manager, the company's standard has been lowered from Shijie top 500 to China's top 500 and then to Yidu top 500 and then to a company.

After the group, a sweeping aunt really couldn't look at it, pointed out a "clear road" for Xiao Yi, asked him to turn two streets, turn into an alley, and go to another talent recruitment market there, Xiao Yi thought to himself, could it be that this aunt is a hidden master, saw my talent and romantic appearance, and recommended me to go to a top talent market that only has high-end talents internal communication and is not open to the public?

"Auntie, you are really my confidant!" Xiao Yi excitedly grabbed his aunt's arm.

"I'm sorry, I'm already old, if I'm a few dozen years younger, I'm not interested in a hairy child who is dozens of years younger than me, please let me go, my time is precious, and I have to sweep the floor."

When Xiao Yat arrived at the "mysterious place", he stood in front of a dilapidated building with a broken second-story wall that had fallen off, and drew a large circle on one side of the building with a thick brush, and in the large circle was written a black typed - demolition.

"Well, it's a place for top talents to communicate secretly, and it's very well disguised on the outside." Xiao Yi swallowed his saliva, and after saying something that made him feel a little confident, he got into the staircase with a pungent smell and black hole, which was only a two-story staircase, and Xiao Yi stepped on a total of three pieces of poop when he went up to the second floor.

Although the scale of this talent market is not much smaller than the one that Xiao Yi went to before, the crowding is not inferior, and as far as the eye can see, it is slowly full of people, like bats in a cave.

Xiao Yat looked around and saw the following job openings:

A factory recruits female workers, including food and lodging, and is well paid.

A construction site recruits a number of migrant workers, requiring physical strength and hard-working.

A hot pot restaurant recruits waiters, requirements, primary school degree or above, able to bear hardships and stand hard work.

A brand store recruits a number of sales consultants, the salary is negotiable, and the job content: distribute flyers.

Just when Xiao Yi was dumbfounded, he suddenly felt someone pull the corner of his clothes behind him, turned around, and saw a lewd uncle, looking at him with a smile.

"Boy, look for a job."

"Hmm."

"I have a job here that not only pays well, but also suits you perfectly."

"Oh? What are the requirements, do you need work experience? Do you want to return from overseas? "Work experience and returnees are the words that Xiao Yat hears the most today, and they have become a conditioned reflex.

Lewd uncle Yaoyaotou, "No, no, as long as it's a 'talent', it's okay." ”

Xiao Yi became interested all of a sudden, "Let's talk about it, I am absolutely serious in my work, absolutely hard-working." ”

The obscene uncle glanced left and right, and then said to Xiao Yi secretly: "Little brother, I have been paying attention to you since you came in, seeing that your physical condition is good, it is very suitable to do this business, and you can earn a lot of money, and the work is even more comfortable, it can be said that you are simply enjoying it." ”

Xiao Yi was overjoyed, there is such a good job? It seems that this is really a place for internal communication of high-end talents, and he hurriedly said: "What is the nature of the work, and when can I go to work?" ”

The lewd uncle said: "Working hours depend on how well your body recovers." ”

Xiao Yi hurriedly said: "You don't need to recover, my body is very haode." ”

The lewd uncle said, "I mean after the operation." ”

Xiao Yi wondered: "What surgery?" ”

The lewd uncle said: "Of course, it is to inlay a few beads and springs on the thing under your crotch, this is the rule of our industry, if not, how can you satisfy those rich women who come to ask for pleasure, don't look at them are always old, but they are amazing......"

Xiao Yi almost roared to interrupt the lewd uncle and shouted, "Get out!" ”

Xiao Yi is depressed, is he really that bad, is there a problem with the eyes of the person who recruited the duck, there are so many men here, how can they find themselves, does he look like a duck? No, no, no, it must be the reason why he is handsome.

Zuihou, Xiao Yi finally saw a decent position at a table where not many people applied for it, a construction company was recruiting an office assistant.

Anyway, it can be regarded as a white-collar class, Xiao Yi sighed, and walked straight towards the table, unexpectedly, the other party took the initiative to greet Xiao Yi enthusiastically.

"Hello, you're here to apply!" The other party was an uncle in his forties, and when he saw Xiao Yi get up, he enthusiastically stretched out his hand.

Seeing that the other party was so enthusiastic, Xiao Yi hurriedly took a few steps back, "I don't be a duck." ”

The other party was stunned, and said with a smile: "Little brother, don't be afraid, we are a regular company, and we are recruiting office assistants, not what you imagined." ”

Xiao Yi walked over suspiciously and said, "If you dare to lie to me, the consequences will be very serious. As he spoke, he filled in the resume that he had filled out countless times today with the same content again.

The other party just glanced at it, and then said, "Congratulations, you have been hired, come to the company tomorrow to report!" ”

"That's hired?" Xiao Yi looked incredulous.

The other party happily packed up his things and said, "You will know when you come to report tomorrow, hehe, the task is complete, get off work!" ”

Seeing the back of the man leaving, Xiao Yat could vaguely hear his voice on the phone.

"Hey, Mr. Xu, I've recruited someone, um, um, yes, it's a person, it's a person, it's definitely a person, ah, what? Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's alive, it's alive, it's not missing arms and legs, it's still a college student, well, I told him to report to the company tomorrow, haha, Mr. Xu has won the award......"

Is this company short of people? At this time, Xiao Yat no longer defines himself as a "talent"