Chapter 33: I Don't Want to Say It at All

"You...... And you ......" Seeing my sister and Zhou Xuan appear in front of me together, Ashley. Olsen gasped for air. She only now knows that Zhou Xuan has changed her hairstyle, and after taking off her sportswear, her image is great.

Zhou Xuan was also shocked, the man who mainly sat at the table with Ashley was too individual, not tall, bear-backed and bear-waisted, and dressed in black, he was simply a big cricket. He couldn't suppress the desire to complain, so he leaned over and whispered to Ashley, "God, that can't be the boyfriend you introduced to Mary, right?" If he has two long whiskers on his mouth, isn't he the king of the realm in Dragon Ball? Do you know Dragon Ball? ”

Ashley opened her mouth wide, was stunned for a moment, and said lightly: "Zhiludao, you are talking about our cousin Charles, and the person who wants to introduce a boyfriend to Mary has not yet come." She turned her head again and saw that the fat cousin in black clothes and a little black hat really looked a bit like the king of the world, and he was short of a pair of sunglasses.

"That...... Although he is not worthy of Mary, your cousin is still very temperamental, and you must know that the status of the king of the realm is second only to the god of the king of the realm. Zhou Xuan said lightly. It seems to be getting darker and darker.

Ashley burst out laughing and threw two punches on his back, but even if she used her little fist, it was like tickling Zhou Xuan.

Charles and Mary. Kate. Olsen said hello and said curiously, "What's wrong with Ashley, hasn't she always been very steady?" Did you introduce her to a boyfriend who was a movie star from China? ”

"Maybe it's going to be a star in the future." Mary didn't know how to introduce Lu Dao, saying that Zhou Xuan was our chef? Not quite appropriate, say professional players? Today this image is not like that. The most strange thing for her was that Ashley's smile was not faked, when did they get so good? Or did Zhou Xuan say something funny?

As soon as they sat down, Mary asked them what they had said.

Ashley just wouldn't say. Charles was sitting here, and it was impossible for Zhou Xuan to repeat what he had just said. After a while, Charles went to find his female companion, Ashley spoke, and Mary was also happy, and said: "You still say this kind of joke, you really don't look like a Chinese." ”

"Oh? So who am I like? ”

"The Japanese, they have a sense of humor and they want to be the best at everything." Ashley said seriously.

"Your joke is so unfunny." Zhou Xuan rolled his eyes, as an aspiring young man who never bought Japanese products (he couldn't afford them) and resolutely boycotted Japanese products, he was actually said to be like a Japanese by the people of the United States imperialism, which is too tragic.

At this time, a friend of the Olsen sisters came, a lady over half a hundred years old, with yellow hair, an ordinary appearance, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. As soon as she came, the Olsen sisters got up politely to greet her, Zhou Xuan didn't know what the origin of this person was, it was estimated that he was an old movie star, and he also stood up and saluted politely.

"Mary, who is this?" Mrs. was a matchmaker who came to match, and she was a little surprised to see a handsome oriental guy sitting between the two sisters.

"My sister's male companion, Stephen. Week. Mary said.

"Annie. Leibovitz, photographer. Mrs. introduced herself to Zhou Xuan.

"I have admired the daimyo for a long time." Zhou Xuan shook hands with her, he had never heard of this name at all, but he felt that it was definitely not a simple person who could make Sister Olsen so respectful.

He guessed right, Annie. Leibovitz is a famous American female photographer. The queen of Vanity Fair magazine is one of the highest-paid photographers in the world, and is called "Zola among photographers" by critics. She is known for her unique style of portrait photography and was the first female photographer to hold an exhibition at the prestigious National Gallery of the Smithsonian Institution.

If you talk about a woman who can be at the mercy of the biggest star in the world, then Anne must be missing. Lebovitz. The familiar stars in her photographs often have unusual postures and shapes, and sometimes the ideas she proposes are full of adventure and weirdness, but most of them still have to be honest.

Mary said that letting Zhou Xuan come to see the world was really to bring him to meet the big guys, and the change in style was also to please Anne, and the photographer hated people who dressed casually the most.

Anne also introduced the people she had brought. Nate. Loman, a gentleman who looked suave. He is 29 years old, 7 years older than Mary, and is a well-known American artist.

Several people talked, but Zhou Xuan could only be forced to listen, and the content of the conversation was very boring, all of which revolved around some artistic topics that expressed deep thoughts. He, a person who dropped out of high school and went to the United States to play basketball, how can he know any art? It was only when he watched the NBA's five best games a day that he felt it was artistic.

Nate. Lohman talked about his most famous work, Paper Airplane, which depicts an airplane and a building on fire made from 20 dollar bills. This is a clear reflection of the terrorist attack on the World Trade Towers, but at the same time it is also interpreting the incident and its roots from the perspective of the American economy. Critics say the sights reflect both a sense of despair and a warning.

The old god Zhou Xuan was there, and suddenly Nate came to talk to him. "Stephen, have you been sitting and not giving a word?"

What is the opinion? I like Nate (Robinson) in New York more than you as Nate, his dunks are much more artistic than yours. Zhou Xuan thought to himself, of course he couldn't say it. He smiled and said, "I'm sorry, the issues you discussed are too profound for me, I really don't have any opinions, and I'm afraid that it will be ugly to interject, so I can only sit and listen, and see for a long time." ”

"What does Stephen do?" Loman asked with a smile.

"Professional basketball player, point guard." Zhou Xuan said lightly.

"Oh? So how did you and the two young ladies meet? Nate was a little curious about Zhou Xuan, not only him, but Anne was also curious.

Zhou Xuan smiled: "I used to play in the Los Angeles Defenders of the Development League, and I was alone in the United States, and I was very nervous at hand. At the end of the season I wanted to find something to do to make money, in addition to playing, I was also good at cooking, and once at a party I was in charge of the food, and they liked the food I cooked, and we met by chance. ”

Hmph, it turned out that he was just a bad player, and he had to work as a cook in the offseason, so I thought he was some kind of great character, and there was no need to make friends with this kind of person. Nate smiled slightly, didn't say anything, and took a sip of his cocktail. His opinion of Mary was also lowered a little in his heart, feeling that the two sisters were too young, and being friends with Zhou Xuan was tantamount to surrendering their identity.

Anne's eyes when she looked at Zhou Xuan were different, from the previous blandness to appreciation, a little surprise appreciation. This Chinese may have no money or power, but he is full of confidence. People who come here generally value face and always want to show their best side to others, for fear of being looked down upon. But Zhou Xuan told the truth and said it very calmly, which proved that he did not have the slightest inferiority complex about his current situation, and he didn't care what others thought of him.

Ashley was not displeased with Zhou Xuan's words, and said with a smile: "His cooking is really delicious, we were all surprised at the time, a person who plays professional basketball can actually practice his cooking skills to the level of a great chef, he is only nineteen years old now, and I don't know how Lu Dao did it, and later I learned that Lu Dao turned out that he was much smarter than ordinary people." ”

Anne became interested and asked, "What's the clever method?" ”

Mary continued: "It's hard to say, he is very good at observation and analysis, and a person who has only met once, through some details, can guess some things, characters and thoughts of this person. It's amazing, we've seen it, a bit like the feeling of the manga Detective Conan. ”

Hey, why do you think I'm like a Japanese, can't you say I'm like Sherlock Holmes? Zhou Xuan sighed in his heart, a little helpless.

At this time, Ashley whispered a word in Zhou Xuan's ear. "I hate that guy."

Zhou Xuan immediately thought of a possibility, and the only possibility, Ashley looked at Nate. Loman is not pleasing to the eye, and hopes that he will help to make this "blind date" yellow.

Nate saw that the limelight was suddenly stolen by Zhou Xuan, and even Anne was interested in him, and he felt a little uncomfortable, and said with a smile: "Why don't you tell me what you have observed during this time?" Today Mrs. Leibovitz introduced me to Miss Mary, how did we talk? ”

"I've always been very honest, and I often offend people for it, do you really want to hear it?" In less than 10 seconds, Zhou Xuan had a plan in his heart, looked into Nate's eyes and smiled.

Nate suddenly felt a little bad and panicked. Does this kid want to speak ill of me? But my name is loud, and my family is good, what can he say about me? What are my shortcomings? Thinking of this, he calmed down and said with a smile: "Let's talk about it, I also want to know what kind of person Lu Dao is in your eyes and what impression he left on the two young ladies." ”

"Well, it's better to be respectful than to obey." Zhou Xuan didn't shirk it, looked at the clock on the wall not far away, took a deep breath, and said in fluent English: "You left me with the impression of a boring egocentr, from the beginning of sitting down to now, a total of one hour and seven minutes have passed, and the topics are basically around your work and your art. And your artwork is all out of ordinary life, high up and down, social, economic, development prospects, which gives me the illusion that I'm talking to a congressman who is running for president. I haven't answered, I haven't applauded you, although everyone else has given face, you still don't think it's enough, so you want me to speak, I said that I don't understand art, you breathe a sigh of relief, and ask me about my work, the purpose is to further prove that I am a native hat who doesn't understand art, and set off your nobility. But my old hat has stolen the limelight from you, so you squinted your eyes and looked at Miss Mary, worried that I would affect your impression in her mind and affect your further development. I have to say that you're doing something weird, and I don't want to say what I think of you, but you have to let me say it, and now I feel like you've lowered the IQ of the whole street. Sorry, I'm done. ”

"You ......" Nate's face turned red and then blackened. What Zhou Xuan said was a hundred times worse than the evaluation he could have imagined, it was too vicious. What is a little terrifying is that what Zhou Xuan said is what he just thought, and it is not wrong at all. How can there be such a person? Obviously, the Chinese speak English very smoothly, faster than he speaks.

Zhou Xuan picked up the water cup and took a sip, looked at Nate and smiled: "Don't get excited, you are a gentleman." ”