"Don't look at it."

Zhang Yun looked at the various ministers who were watching the excitement for help, and sent a signal for help, he had been squeezed into a corner, if he couldn't escape again, I was afraid that he would be insulted by the pheasant and Haonan together.

I shouldn't have come down to scream, or I wouldn't have ended up like this.

"Today's weather is really sunny, the sun is shining is a good weather suitable for drying quilts, my quilt needs to be dried, I will leave first, you will see you tomorrow."

"It's rare for me to see so many cars, so I'll take a few photos to keep a souvenir, otherwise I won't be able to find this kind of opportunity in the future, so I'll retreat first."

"I suddenly felt very hungry, I guess it was because I ate too little in the morning, I hurry up and go out to eat something, otherwise I have to starve to death, do you want to go to eat with me, everyone is a group, and the meal is a lot cheaper, buddies."

“……”

One by one, the ministers turned a blind eye to Zhang Yun's request, found all kinds of strange reasons, and left quickly.

Anyway, the invited guest performances are over, and everything that should be seen has been watched, and the next time is the exhibition of the finished products of the United Society, the products are all designed by them, and they are tired of watching it for a long time, so they are not interested in continuing to watch it at all, so let's run away quickly.

"I'll settle accounts with you, I'll post all the nude paintings I painted for you, I let you don't care about anything, how can you do this, it's not kind."

Zhang Yun shouted frantically without tears, his heart was full of helplessness, they are all a group of inauthentic brothers, I was so good to you before.

"Zhang Yun, you just give in, it's best not to move and struggle, and enjoy everything we give you, otherwise you will know the consequences."

The pheasant grinned and stretched out a pair of fat hands to Zhang Yun's fair face.

"Aren't you afraid of me, and your portrait exhibition will go out? You have to think clearly, I won't be polite to you. ”

Zhang Yun threatened loudly.

"If you want to hang it, hang it out, but one thing to make clear to you, we are not casual people, if you hang our portrait out of the picture, the two of us will strip you naked, and then hang you naked upstairs, do you think your painting is attractive, or we hang you upstairs attractive, do you want to try it, see whose attraction is strong."

Haonan also approached, and his hand was not honestly stretched out, and he looked like a strange uncle who wanted to molest a little girl, and the expression on his face was extremely excited.

"Beasts, what about you?"

Zhang Yun's heart fell to the bottom, why can't these two guys see me well, my virgin body, what should I do!

"Sure enough, the skin is tender and the meat is tender."

The pheasant pinched Zhang Yun's face and asked strangely: "What kind of cosmetics did you use, the effect is not good at all, introduce it to me." ”

"You can't change rough skin with anything."

Zhang Yun struggled, but unfortunately he couldn't get rid of it, and his heart was very hurt.

"Your suggestion is good, I'm the person who can't see others don't like me, since your skin is better than mine, I'm not happy."

The pheasant pretended to be angry at the neck of the activist, waved his fist, and said in embarrassment: "I'll help you transform your face, whether you want a shoe upper face, or a flatbread face, or an awl face, I will help you transform it successfully, free of charge." ”

"This face is most suitable for a fat face, let me behave well in a while, I want to punch him a few times and help him disfigure him for free."

Haonan also coaxed.

"I'm not done with you."

Zhang Yun said with a stiff neck.

"What are you doing here?"

Jiang Hao walked over, looked at the three people who were very lively, and asked with a smile. Who would have thought that he, Jiang Hao, had just turned back from the line of death?

Now that his spiritual power has been absorbed and filled, the mechanism of his body has reached an unprecedented perfect state, his heart and lung function are more powerful, and his breath has become longer.

"Brother Hao, why are you here, aren't you coming?"

The pheasant asked curiously.

"I almost got buried in the ground, but fortunately I ran out quickly, and the house I was in just now collapsed, which was really dangerous."

Jiang Hao pouted. Just when the house was about to collapse, he ran out, but even if he stood in the house, the collapsed house would not hurt him in the slightest, the reason was simple, his physique was too strong now, it was simply a body made of the hardest materials.

Now even if the bullet hits his body, I'm afraid it will only leave a faint scratch on the surface of his body, and it won't hurt the skin at all, as for the rocket or something, as long as Jiang Hao wants to dodge, it won't hurt him.

It can be said that Jiang Hao's current physique is not possible to melt him unless he is put into a high-pressure furnace for a long time of smelting!

"Damn, I said why so many people ran to the hall where the meeting just started, and the feeling is that the house has collapsed." The pheasant opened his mouth in surprise, he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, the hall that had just held the meeting was a house that had just been built, and the quality was too poor!

"Brother Hao, help, the two of them want to fix me, Brother Hao, you can save me, if you don't save me, I will be disfigured by the two of them."

Zhang Yun seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, shouting Jiang Hao with his teeth and claws.

"What's going on? Everyone is a brother, how can you deal with Zhang Yun like this, the work presided over by Zhang Yun is arranged by me. ”

Jiang Hao pretended to be angry and glared at Pheasant and Haonan.

"We know it's wrong, Brother Hao."

Seeing that the corner of Jiang Hao's mouth showed a sly smile, the pheasant almost stopped laughing, and Brother Hao probably wanted to join the team that bullied Zhang Yun.

"Brother Hao is still considerate."

Zhang Yun broke free of the pheasant's arm, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Jiang Hao stretching out his hand, pinching his face, shaking it vigorously from side to side, and said with emotion: "The fine skin and tender meat really feel good to the touch, don't be polite, let's take a piece." ”

"Okay."

Pheasant and Haonan also stretched out their magic hands and stretched out to Zhang Yun with a lewd smile.

"Brother Hao...... Don't play like this. ”

Zhang Yun suddenly felt a shock, and felt that his face had become a ball of dough, and he was about to be pinched and deformed, and he still had room to resist in the face of the bullying of the pheasant and Haonan, and now he had joined Jiang Hao, this resistance was meaningless, it was better to let them pinch enough.

After the pheasant and Haonan pinched for a long time, they let go of their hands with satisfaction, looking at Zhang Yun's face, Haonan said in surprise: "Yes, why did Zhang Yun's face become more handsome after being pinched?" ”

"yes, that's true, it's a lot more pleasing to the eye, is there any magic in our hands." The pheasant looked Zhang Yun's face up and down strangely, and he also made it clear that Zhang Yun's face had changed in particular, that is, it had become more pleasing to the eye than before.

"Are you boasting? If you pinch it, you will pinch it, and you have to praise yourself, you guys are really fucking home, whose hands are not washed, they stink to death. ”

Zhang Yun touched his face, he felt that his face was about to be ravaged and deformed, and he didn't pay attention to the praise of the pheasant and Haonan at all.

"I didn't lie to you, I'll find you a mirror, you take a closer look, if it doesn't change, I'll let you pinch me."

The pheasant quickly found a mirror and handed it to Zhang Yun, motioning him to look at it himself.

Haonan took the mirror suspiciously, looked carefully, looked at the face in the mirror, he recognized it as his face, but the face was not very different from the shadow shown before, to be precise, the face became more pleasing to the eye, as if his face had been carefully trimmed, and it became more in line with aesthetic standards.

"Brother Hao, you did it, right?"

The pheasant asked, turning his head.

"The two of us can't achieve this effect, at most, Zhang Yun's face is pinched and swollen, how can it be possible to change the image of Zhang Yun, Brother Hao needless to say that you did it."

Haonan also interjected.

Zhang Yun also took away the mirror and stared straight at Jiang Hao.

"Why is it me? I didn't do anything. ”

Jiang Hao said with a wry smile. But he really did it, his eyes have become stronger now, and his aesthetics have naturally become stronger, everything that is imperfect, he thinks about whether he can give appropriate changes, such as Zhang Yun's face, it is not particularly perfect, he feels that he can change, so he kneaded it vigorously and modified Zhang Yun's face.

I thought there were few modifications, but I didn't expect it, and it was still given to people by the sensitive pheasant and Haonan as soon as possible, and the eyes of these two people were too poisonous.

"Brother Hao, don't dodge, if you didn't do it, it would be Zhang Yun's face that was mutated, just a few of us, Brother Hao, you can recruit it."

The pheasant laughed.

"What's the matter, if I don't recruit you, you three guys still want to use force against me, don't you? Believe it or not, I can turn you all ugly. ”

Jiang Hao threatened three unscrupulous roommates.

"Brother Hao knows that you did it, Brother Hao, my pheasant thinks it looks good, but I think it's still some distance away from a perfect face, Brother Hao will trouble you to stretch out your hands and help me knead it, let me become more perfect."

The pheasant stretched out his white and fat face, and the smiling teeth were exposed, he had long wanted to clean his face, but he couldn't go abroad for plastic surgery, and he didn't believe in the plastic surgery doctors in Huaxia, and now he finally met his own people who could have plastic surgery without money, and the pheasant naturally strongly asked for plastic surgery.

"The whole hair, isn't it very good, the face was given by my parents, why do you want to be so beautiful? Too beautiful is also a problem, and there will be girls who will constantly harass your pheasant. ”

Jiang Hao persuaded bitterly.

"Brother Hao, you are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry, your girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, and I am also very envious, let me become more beautiful, let all the girls harass me, even if a group of women push me to, I will not hesitate to do it."

The pheasant said in a firm tone, like a warrior who wants to die generously, which is really funny.

"Brother Hao, there are too many women in a group, I can't take care of them, as long as I have ten or eight beautiful girls, it's best to be overwhelmed by my handsome face, upside down, if you accidentally transform me into a better look than Pan An, I don't mind."

Haonan also interjected at the right time.

"Don't be crooked to me, if you continue to talk crookedly, believe it or not, I'll turn you all into shemales, so that you can experience a different life."

Jiang Hao was a big threat.

"Brother Hao, you still have this service project, I really want to experience it, I was very envious of shemales when I was a child, they can make a lot of money by standing still and taking pictures with people, Brother Hao, you can fulfill me."

Zhang Yun's eyes lit up and he said excitedly.

Jiang Hao almost fell headlong, holding his forehead with his hand, he really couldn't figure out why he had met such an unscrupulous and strange roommate.