"yes!" Qin Tian smiled and nodded, "My name is Qin Tian, what's your name?" ”

The man with glasses smiled slightly, stroked his glasses and then spoke: "My surname is Xie, Xie Yinghao is what Xie Yinghao said, I see that you are pleasing to the eye, brother, you can call me Yinghao, you can also call me a mouse, or a foodie." ”

Another slightly obese man, smiling, like an obese Maitreya Buddha, said, "My name is Mengying!" The dream of dreaming, the shadow of the shadow, the shadow of the dream is not slanting, it is me. ”

Qin Tian......

Well, just listening to the names of these two of them, Qin Tian was a little drunk, one was as thin as a monkey, and his whole body was added up, and he didn't know if there was a guy with ten catties of meat, and he even had a foodie nickname, in other words, who gave you this nickname? That's a waste of the nickname.

The other fat man is even more amazing, his body can fit four foodies, but there is a woman's name, Dream Shadow, Dream Shadow, if this is pressed on the body of a beautiful woman, Qin Tian will not say anything, but on the head of a big fat man, Qin Tian feels that this one can ruin this name even better than that foodie.

"Qin Tian!" When he looked at the two who seemed to be very strange, Qin Tian pursed his lips and briefly introduced himself.

Originally, Qin Tian didn't want to have more contact with these two strange roommates, and he didn't even want to live in this dormitory for a long time, but he couldn't stand the self-acquaintance of those two, and it didn't take long for those two to help make the bed and invite guests to dinner, which made Qin Tian a little embarrassed.

"This is the most embarrassing thing, it is two years ago, two years when I was in high school in Xi'an, one week, I don't know what's going on, the people in our dormitory didn't drop their wallets. It was the theft of the wallet, in short, there were a lot of strange things that week, and in the end, the result was that on Sunday afternoon, our whole dormitory was out of money, and we didn't eat for a day, which was called a hunger.

In the end, a few of us who were really hungry were in the dormitory. I clicked the change of the whole dormitory, and sold those bottles and cans to the tattered ones, and finally made up seven yuan to come out, and there were five of us in the dormitory at that time, and the five of us discussed coming, discussing going, and finally discussing going to eat a rice bowl, after all, the rice of the rice bowl at that time was free to eat. And it's enough, if you change to something else, seven yuan is enough to eat?

When it was just dark, the five of us went to the restaurant in front of the school. The five big men ordered three pieces of shredded potatoes and four pieces of tomatoes, and you can imagine that the boss saw the four of us big men and only ordered those two dishes. Is that depressed like a look that beats us? Did you know that we finished a bowl of rice before the meal came up? Can I tell you that we each had five bowls of rice? Routine this is not high. Tide. ，，，，，，

High. The tide is, after eating, when discussing who to give the money, we were stumped by a few of our brothers, and we all felt embarrassed, and drank two pots of tea in a row, and grinded there for more than an hour, and I didn't discuss it, and finally the boss couldn't sit still, and patted one of the buddies on the shoulder and asked, miscellaneous? Also discuss who will give the money? Or are you embarrassed? Look at how many of you...... I'm here to urge you, it's been more than an hour since I finished eating, and I've drunk two pots of tea, so you should be about the same.

Seeing that even the boss has come out, how many of our brothers are embarrassed? You push me, I'll push you, in the end, it really can't be seen, the dormitory boss had to take the money out of his pocket, when the money was taken out, the boss's face was directly green, yes, the boss's face was green, because, the money in our hands, except for three five cents, was full of coins and banknotes......"

"Poof...... Hahahaha...... Okay, you really can, fatty, I really don't know that you still have such a glorious deed. ”

The three of them were talking and talking, and unconsciously, they talked about the topic of what was the most embarrassing thing in the past, the fat man, because he lost the guessing box, so he was the first to speak, and as soon as he finished speaking, the thin monkey burst out laughing, patted him on the shoulder, and laughed.

"Damn, can I sue you for such glorious deeds? If you haven't been forced to a dead end, my brother can't expose his shortcomings, don't talk about it, I'm done, it's your turn, it's time for you to talk about your most embarrassing thing, you have to make us laugh. ”

Looking at the smiling appearance of the mouse foodie, the fat man clenched his fists and said to him very unpleasantly.

"Hehe, brother doesn't have anything embarrassing, brother will tell you jokes."

Looking at the fat man's indignant appearance, the mouse gently lifted his eyes and said treacherously to the fat man.

"Damn, mouse, you don't bring such a play, my brother told you the most embarrassing thing about me, you...... You...... You ......"

Hearing what the mouse said, the fat man suddenly covered his chest with a pile of white flowers, forehead, muscles, a look of being hit by an arrow, and he would no longer love it, and said sadly to the mouse.

"Hehe, didn't you say it before, don't talk about the most embarrassing things, just joke, as long as it can make people laugh, listen, my joke is coming, anyway, a strange man went on a blind date, and the woman came up and asked: Do you have a room? Do you have a car? The strange man came directly to the sentence: Then do you have Japanese technology? Then ......"

"Damn, why don't you two laugh! Isn't this joke funny? ”

Seeing that joke come out, Qin Tian and the fat man, who were still expressionless, suddenly jumped up and asked very puzzled.

"Bullshit, what kind of bullshit joke are you, it's not funny at all, is there? If not, you should talk about your worst things. ”

Looking at the incomprehensible gaze of the mouse, the fat man made a rigid face, looking like this kind of garbage joke, and said to him with disdain, as for Qin Tian, he was bowing his head and touching his nose on the side, Qin Tian originally thought that this joke was still quite good, and was ready to give the mouse some face, but who let him put his hand on his waist before he made the joke, and put on a look like if you dare to laugh, you will try it, plus it will be his turn after the mouse finishes. Qin Tian took a look at it privately, and if he didn't bother the two masters, let the rat continue to talk about it.

"Isn't it funny? Then I will tell you one more, in other words, to summarize the methods and steps of today's people to solve problems: go to work and go to the table if you can't get it; If you can't get it on the table, you will come to the door; If you can't get it at the door, go to bed; If you can't get into bed, you can petition; If you can't get a petition, go online; If you can't get it online, you have to hang yourself."

"Damn, aren't you smiling?"

When the mouse finished telling this joke, he found that Qin Tian and the fat man still had a straight face, looking like what you were talking about, why didn't we understand it. The mouse suddenly became a little anxious, grabbed his hair vigorously, stepped his foot on the stool, and after thinking for a moment, he continued to speak.

"Since I saw where my dad went, the child next door began to learn to sell cute, calling her dad dad Bi, and his dad was happy. , come back and shout mom bee. The was messy. It's okay to call mom by. The day before yesterday, I went to my grandmother's house and came to my grandmother with a "grandma" ...... Decisively grabbed and beaten violently at one end...... When I got home, my brother and sister-in-law happened to be there, and when I saw my sister-in-law, I came to say "sister-in-law" and "............"

"Puff ......"

"Hahahaha. Smiled, fat man, you finally laughed. ”

When the joke was finished, he forced back a smile and even put his hand on the fat on his waist. The fat man who didn't let himself laugh didn't pay attention for a while, and laughed out loud. When he felt bad, it was too late, and he was caught by a right mouse, pointed to his one, and the fat face that still had this smile remained, and shouted loudly, not only that, but this thing also quickly picked up the mobile phone on the table and left a proof for the fat man.

"Damn, why didn't I hold back!"

Watching the mouse proudly show the evidence in his hand, the fat man grabbed his hair with some annoyance, and said with self-reproach, it's over, his own laughter, the embarrassment of the mouse can't be heard, it's really damned, it's okay, it's okay, there is still Brother Qin Tian left, as long as I don't laugh this time, there will be a company for the shameful one, thinking of this, the fat man raised his head directly, and said to Qin Tian with a false smile.

"Brother Qin Tian, I'm done talking to the mouse, it's your turn, are you talking about your embarrassment? Or do you want to talk about your own embarrassment? ”

"This ...... I'll tell you a joke. ”

Looking at the fat man's appearance of dying and everyone dying together, Qin Tian touched his nose and said with a dry smile at him, What are you going to do, it's better for you to come by yourself, my brother is still going to have a good time with my wives, I didn't think about reporting to Xiaobai so early.

"Okay, then you can talk about it."

Hearing Qin Tian's words, the smirk on the fat man's face suddenly froze, and he stared at Qin Tian with a fierce light, this time, he put both hands on his waist, I still don't believe it, I can still laugh when I get out of this almost fat meat.

"Ahem...... Listen up, ......."

Looking at the fat man's "serious" appearance, Qin Tian cleared his throat and prepared to tell a few jokes he had seen before.

"...... What a place! Just when Qin Tian was about to tell a joke, suddenly a strange voice of yin and yang echoed in the dormitory, and then he heard the hidden door of their dormitory being violently kicked open from the outside

Qin Tian and the three of them looked back, only to see a tall and thin man, with a handsome face, a slender figure, covered in famous brands, dick, dick, nostrils facing the sky, arrogantly walked in from the outside.

Seeing the person coming, Qin Tian secretly compared it, muttered in his heart, and finally determined a fact, in fact, I am still handsome!

As soon as this guy came in, he successfully attracted the common hatred of Qin Tian and the three of them, not to mention anything else, just the commanding and domineering posture of this thing really made people have an urge to whip him.

In addition to these, there is a balcony and a small toilet and toilet, and there is a three-dimensional air conditioner in the house that looks at least eighty percent new, and an LCD TV, at the same time, each student also has his own computer desk and wardrobe, and the bedroom of a well-off family is almost like this.

For this dormitory, at least Qin Tianjue is very good, although it is not as good as his own villa, but it is at least a lot stronger than where he lived before, and it is a hundred times stronger than his high school dormitory, at least there is an air-conditioned TV here, in high school, you should snicker if you can have a broken fan that can barely turn.

However, this qiē is different for this famous brand man.

The brand-name man glanced around, and finally, his gaze fell on Qin Tian's body, and then pointed to Qin Tian's bed and said, "You, move your position, I requisitioned this place!" ”

When he said this, the famous man waved his hand very casually, and turned his head away with a look of disgust, as if Qin Tian was disgusting.

I'll it!

Seeing that brand-name man, that look like he couldn't drag, Qin Tianzhen felt that he had won the jackpot, on the first day he came to the dormitory, he actually met such a superlative, this squirrel, too arrogant! Do you have to open my brother's fist?

"Don't change!"

Regarding the appearance of this product, Qin Tian said very simply: "I came earlier than you, why should I change it with you, there is always one who comes first and then comes!" Who made you late? ”

"Damn, boy, do you want to change it? Paralyzing, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you! As soon as the famous man heard Qin Tian's words, he immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, pointed at Qin Tian's nose and scolded angrily.

"Kill me?" Qin Tian squinted his eyes, glanced up and down at the famous brand man, and glanced at his combat power of only five values, then smiled and said very playfully: "Do you want to come and try it!" See who kills whom? ”

While speaking, Qin Tian also gently pinched his knuckles, and there was a snapping sound, to be honest, Qin Tian really seems to be beating someone to play now, this first day of school, there is no blood, it doesn't seem to be very lucky.

Looking at the two people who seemed to be fighting, the fat man and the rat glanced at each other and continued to be silent, but Qin Tian could see that these two people had quietly reached down and grabbed the stool under their buttocks. (To be continued......)

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