Chapter 195: Actress
As soon as Xiao Yat said this, everyone in the audience was collectively petrified......
Luo Ya's face flushed calmly, although as an actor, it is normal to have some passionate actions in the play, but it is still a little unacceptable to be asked so bluntly in front of so many people by a dragon trick.
Before Luo Yajing could speak, the director on the side immediately said loudly: "Stinky boy, what are you talking about!" ”
Xiao Yi directly ignored the director, looked at Luo Yajing with a smile, and asked again: "Hehe, beauty, I saw you on TV, there is no passion play for a while, I am very good at acting passion play." ”
"You ......" Luo Yajing didn't expect a trick actor to dare to talk to her like this, in the past, when those tricks saw themselves, which one of them didn't look like a mouse seeing a cat, and her pink face flushed at the moment, and she shouted, "Hooligan!" ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward a few steps and slapped his hand in Xiao Yi's face.
Syllable!
With a crisp sound, the director was stunned, and everyone in the audience was also stunned, on the set, it was not uncommon for Luo Yajing to slap someone, but this was the first time that someone was slapped, and the other party was still a trick!
It turned out that Xiao Yi saw Luo Yajing slapping himself just now, and then gently opened his palm, and unceremoniously waved his hand and slapped this woman.
"Grandma, what kind of stinky virtue, slap people at every turn, I'll teach you a lesson for your mother!" Xiao Yi was like no one beside him, and he taught Luo Yajing a big lesson, but he didn't know that the people around him were in a cold sweat for him.
The most popular actress in Huaxia was slapped by a trick, and this is worth it!
Although Xiao Yi's slap only used a trace of strength, it still slapped Luo Yajing's meat, and the director who reacted on the side was furious, and hurriedly shouted: "The security guard is there, teach me a good lesson for this kid!" ”
Several tall security guards heard the director's angry shouting, and only then did they react from shock and hurriedly rushed towards Xiao Yi.
"Hit me, fight to the death, I'll be ...... if something happens"
The director shouted angrily, but just halfway through the sentence, he suddenly stopped, because the few security guards who pounced on him had fallen to the ground and groaned, and he didn't seem to see how the other party made a move!
Xiao Yi didn't care about his face, as if he was beaten, and smiled at the director: "You are the director, do you want to arrange a passion scene for me?" ”
The corners of the director's mouth twitched angrily, and he said straight in his heart that he had seen a ghost today, why is Yujian such an idiot!
Luo Yajing, who was on the side, had been dizzy since she was slapped by Xiao Yi, and only then did she slowly come back to her senses, and immediately shouted loudly: "You get out of here, don't let me see you again, don't want to mix in the entertainment industry in this life!" ”
Xiao Yi was stunned, and suddenly hahadaxiao said, "The entertainment industry? Let me play the *** male lead, I can consider it, but the heroine must not be you, you are a thirty-year-old woman, your breasts and ass are sagging, I am not sexually interested. ”
"You ......" Luo Ya almost fainted calmly, this kind of insult, even if she had just debuted, she had never encountered it, if it weren't for the slap just now, she would definitely rush up and scratch this bastard into a big face!
"Presumptuous!"
The director on the side suddenly shouted angrily, "Young man, you must be responsible for what you did today, I ...... it."
Xiao Yi interrupted the director's words impatiently, and scolded with a big grin: "Let your fucking fart, it's still presumptuous, it's obvious that you invited me to film, I kindly accepted your invitation, you fucking put on this dick for Lao Tzu, who you like to look for, Lao Tzu won't shoot yet!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and strode towards the forest, singing in a strange tone as he walked.
"Brother Yo Sister Yo Sleeping on a bed, Brother touched up along Sister A's thigh, Sister said, what are you going to do, Brother said Yo, I want to find a nest for the bird......"
All the staff in the crew watched the back of this person who was full of such obscene lyrics leaving, and they had the urge to rush up and beat this kid up, but they just looked at the security guards who couldn't get up until now, so they could only endure this impulse.
Luckily, they really endured.
After Xiao Yi walked away, Luo Yajing suddenly cried and shouted, "I won't shoot this scene!" ”
Although the director is angry, after all, he is a person who has seen the world, and he knows that the overall situation is important, so he suppressed his anger and comforted him at the moment: "Hehe, Yajing, don't worry, I will find someone to teach this kid a good lesson and give you a good breath, you watch this scene, you have to film it, isn't it ......"
Luo Yajing knocked the tissue handed by the director to the ground, and said loudly: "Go away, I won't shoot anything about this scene!" ”
The director was already on fire in his heart, and he couldn't control it anymore at the moment, and shouted angrily at Luo Yajing: "If you don't shoot, get out, Lao Tzu has already fucking had enough, and Lao Tzu won't direct this scene!" ”
This forest is about two hours away from the Yidu urban area to drive, is one of the most protected primeval forests in the southwest region, the whole forest is endless, the area is about three Yidu urban area as large, the edge of the forest is some developed scenic spots, some hunting enthusiasts can only be near the edge of the area activities, no one dares to approach the center of the forest, even the special forces into the training do not dare to go too deep.
Because no one can guarantee what will happen in this primeval forest, not only is it full of thorns, fierce beasts, but also dangerous swamps and miasma, so the state does not explicitly prohibit hunting in this forest, because there are very few animals in the fringe area, but it is strictly forbidden to log here.
After wandering around the edge of the forest for a while, Xiao Yi opened the road with a mountain opener, and advanced some distance inside, until he was sure that no one would come, then he found a big tree, sat down against the thick trunk, and opened his backpack in front of him.
In addition to a folded double-barreled shotgun, the backpack contained an advanced M41 automatic rifle and a pistol, as well as a rectangular box about a meter long, as well as an armed belt and several necessary supplies for survival in the wild.
In fact, all of this is a game of Xiao Yat and Xiao Yibu!
At present, the form of Yidu is not optimistic, if you want to eliminate the Zhenghong Gang in the front of the city in the shortest time, it is absolutely impossible, so Xiao Yi created the illusion that the Bloody Wolf Gang is passive and ready to fight, and he will come here every day to hunt is also the most important part of his game.
He came here to hunt, this news will definitely reach the ears of the Zhenghong Gang soon, and this forest does not belong to the Shili range of any gang, so the Zhenghong Gang will definitely not let go of this opportunity, and will definitely send people to the forest to kill him!
Through this period of fierce fighting, the Red Gang no longer regards the Blood Wolf Gang as a rabble, but puts it in a very important position, defeating the Blood Wolf Gang is equivalent to cutting off one of the Red Gang's hands in Yidu, so that the probability of victory will increase a lot.
And Xiao Yi is the idea of fighting, in the fierce battle some time ago, he also showed his strength, in order to be safe, the Zhenghong Gang will definitely not send a few people to come, and will definitely send heavy troops, and then Xiao Yi only needs to eat them one by one in the jungle.
The reason why Xiao Yat did this was because he knew he had a trump card in his hand!
The Zhenghong Gang would never have imagined this playful blood wolf gang brother, who grew up in the wolf's den in the forest since he was born, and later joined the mercenary group, what he is best at is jungle warfare, and his familiarity with the forest is probably the same as his own bedroom.
Therefore, as long as you enter the jungle, it is Xiao Yi's world, and this is Xiao Yi's trump card in his hand!
Hiss......
A slight rustling sound suddenly sounded from above Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi didn't look at it, just casually waved his hand to his head, and his two fingers accurately clamped a colorful snake seven inches.
"Well, it's this snake again, and it always likes to sneak attack." Xiao Yi looked at the desperately twisted colorful poisonous snake in his hand, tilted his head, and said, "But you are too small, and taking it back to cook soup is not enough to stuff your teeth." As he spoke, he casually threw the poisonous snake aside, and the poisonous snake that had regained its freedom disappeared into the grass in an instant.
After tidying up the backpack, Xiao Yat skillfully shuttled through the jungle, and within a while, he had a few more fat rabbits and pheasants in his hands.
The animals in this forest are not only rabbits, but also wild boars, leopards, and deer, but most of these animals are in the depths of the forest, even if they are bumped into by Xiao Yi, there is no way, and such a big one doesn't know how to get it back.
Looking at the sky, it was gradually darkening, Xiao Yi roughly took the direction, and then walked outside, but every time he entered the mountain and went out of the mountain, he took a different way, because he had to familiarize himself with the environment as much as possible during this time, so as to prepare for a battle that might happen at any time.
The scenery of the road Xiao Yi walked this time is very charming, and there is a small stream, Xiao Yi thought that when he got old in the future, he would simply build a house here to retire.
When he was about to walk out of the woods, Xiao Yat found that his idea had been realized in advance, because he saw an elegant wooden house not far away.
Xiao Yi walked forward and thought that the owner of this small cabin should not be a retired professor or a person with extraordinary wisdom like himself, maybe he is still a reclusive master described in those fantasy novels......
Xiao Yi was infinitely YY, and at the same time, he had already walked to the door of the wooden house, but faintly heard a woman's whimper from inside.
Could it be a female ghost?
Xiao Yi is a spirit, he won't be so unlucky, driven by curiosity, Xiao Yi tiptoed towards the wooden door step by step.
Woowoowoo......
The whimpering sound inside became clearer and clearer, exactly the same as the cry of the female ghost in the ghost movie, and Xiao Yi felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard it.
Grandma's, I've seen everything in my life, but I've never seen a ghost, I have to catch a live ghost back today, open the eyes of Zhao Zhidong's boys, and hold an exhibition by the way, maybe I have to make a profit.
Xiao Yi thought about it, with a flick of his wrist, the military thorn slipped into his palm, and with all his strength, he kicked towards the thick wooden door with a bang!
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