Everyone basically has some hometown complex, the so-called hometown complex is that no matter how much you don't like your hometown, but when you talk about it to outsiders, you will always be proud to say that your hometown has a certain specialty, in addition to a certain celebrity, the hometown is delicious, etc.

In the western suburbs of Yidu, a middle-aged woman who shines shoes is working hard to polish the shoes of a man with a ponytail, while talking to the man about some characteristics of the western suburbs, such as the production of osmanthus cakes.

There are two young people next to this man with a ponytail, a man and a woman, the woman has fair skin, although her face is a little ordinary, but her figure is absolutely hot, the man looks a little ordinary, with plain facial features, medium height, and a slightly thin figure, but when she laughs, her eyes feel a little different.

The reason for the incident is this, when the three of them went to their shoeshine stall to shine their shoes, the young man casually said, the western suburbs of Yidu are really a good place, the middle-aged woman who shines the shoes opened the conversation, from the young man to the young woman wearing delicate shoes, and now the man with a ponytail, has been talking about how the western suburbs are how.

zuihou, after polishing the horsetailed man's leather shoes, the young woman affectionately grabbed the arm of the man with the ponytail, and said affectionately: "Honey, I'm a little hungry, I don't know what to eat here." ”

The man with the ponytail patted his head gently, pointed to the middle-aged woman who was shining shoes, and said softly to the young woman, "I have to ask her." ”

When the middle-aged woman who shined her shoes heard this, she immediately said like a machine gun: "Not to mention, there are quite a lot of delicious things in the western suburbs, mainly depending on what you want to eat, snacks include osmanthus cake, shrimp meat chaos, three fresh noodles, etc., and the fruits here are also good......

At this time, a young man with a thin figure who was silent on the side handed over the money for shining shoes and asked, "We want to eat something to fill our stomachs, there is a lot of oil and water." ”

The middle-aged woman took the money and shouted: "Say it earlier, say that this is delicious and oily, and there is a lot of water, naturally it is Wu Ji hooves in our western suburbs, which is a century-old store, and has been on TV...... Hey, why did you go, I'm not done yet! ”

After the three left, the word "one front" and one behind walked on the side of the road, the reason why the word "one front" is expressed in quotation marks is because it is accurate to say that it is not a front, but a pair, the young woman affectionately holding the man with a ponytail, talking and laughing in front.

And the thin young man followed behind them with a look of grievance, and was directly ignored by the "couple" several times when he wanted to talk to him.

"Hey, I said you two don't need to ignore me even if you two are a 'couple'." The young man followed the two and spoke.

The man with the ponytail didn't reply: "In a general storyline, light bulbs are usually not welcomed. ”

The young woman also turned her head and said, "Brother, go and buy two bottles of water for me and your brother-in-law, and take you to eat snacks in the western suburbs later." ”

Needless to say, the three people who shine the shoes are Xiao Yihua and Tang Yue, they can accurately analyze the pig king in the western suburbs, but they can't analyze where the pig king is.

What made Xiao Yi most depressed in this process was that he was originally Jihua who was playing a couple with Tang Yue, but Zuihou Hua and Tang Yue voted against at the same time, saying that Xiao Yi looked younger than Tang Yue, and the two were not coordinated together.

Xiao Yi was depressed in his heart, and was called by Hua Cuo and Tang Yue along the way, let him do this and let him do that for a while, and said that this is more like a qualified younger brother.

What makes Xiao Yi a little puzzled is that Tang Yue and Hua Cuo have always been very unwelcome, but Weishenme and the two have become so united and unanimously "external", right? Could it be that these two really have a leg in the dark?

The snacks in the western suburbs are really good, Xiao Yi and the three of them couldn't help but praise after eating some snacks, especially the special osmanthus cake, which is even more evocative, but they didn't expect to be in the snack bar Yujian Pig King.

King Pig, that's a pig, how can a pig be interested in these stingy snacks? They like the kind of food that is full of oil and water and chews a lot of food, and hooves are a good choice.

Although the middle-aged woman who shined the shoes said was a bit exaggerated, Wu Ji's hooves are at least locally known, where the hooves are fat but not greasy, and melt in the mouth, but the heat is very accurate, rotten but chewy, and when you bite into it, your mouth is full of sesame oil.

After all, it is in the suburbs, and this hoof shop is just the scale of an ordinary three-storey small building in the countryside, and like many small restaurants, the hygiene situation is not good.

The most luxurious "private room" of this restaurant is the rooftop of the roof, which is surrounded by brick walls on all sides, and the boss has innovatively used transparent plasticized glass materials for the ceiling, where natural light is harvested and a fragrant and rotten hooves are gnawed, which is really everything.

There are a total of four tables on the rooftop, and this position usually receives at least three or more guests a day, but from this morning to now, it has only received one group of guests.

But the proprietor was not at all unhappy, but cheerful, for the group of customers had been eating since the morning, and had ordered as many meals as he had in three days in this shop combined, and continued to add hooves.

In fact, this group of guests only occupies three tables on the rooftop, and there is still an empty one in the corner, but after the guests who come here to consume come up to take a look, they will always run away and dare not stay on the rooftop for a while.

It's not that this group of people has a bad temper, but they are still very gentle, but this group of people is so special, especially disgusting and terrifying.

But just imagine, you go to a restaurant to consume, walk into the restaurant, and face a group of big fat people weighing more than 300 pounds, naked and eating all over the body full of oil, among which there is a more giant fat man, weighing more than 500 pounds, an ordinary person eats a hooves that are considered powerful, but this person has one in one hand, and then he takes two more and puts them in his mouth to chew, and the pale yellow oil and water flow down his chin all over the belly.

Faced with such a scene, it is estimated that no one has the appetite to change.

The boss doesn't care so much, he is not here to eat hooves, he is here to make money, zuihou on the hooves are served by him personally, he is not afraid of this group of people eating overlord meals, because when this group of people came in, they threw him a plastic bag full of banknotes, and then said that the hooves are casually on.

The boss's mind at the moment is to eat hard for this group of guests, and he has been "eating" all the banknotes in the bag.

"Fifty more hooves." The fat man sitting in the middle was the biggest, his mouth drooping.

The boss answered with a smile and went to prepare the hooves.

"Brother, why did you call fifty hooves?" A fat man said to the big fat man, his eyes were full of concern that did not belong to men, the fat man who spoke was thin skin and tender flesh and oily noodles, but his voice was very delicate, like a woman's voice, his weight was more than three hundred pounds, he must be an out-and-out fat man in the pile of normal people, but under the support of the one next to him, he seemed to be very "slender." ”

When the big fat man heard this, he sighed and said, "Hey, my appetite hasn't been very good lately." ”

The fat man with oily hair and flour said with concern: "Yes, your appetite has been really bad recently, you only ate seventy or eighty hooves today, and now you only add fifty, if you continue like this, how can you get it, you look at you, you have lost weight like this, it makes me feel distressed." ”

The big fat man said: "Yes, I've lost weight like this, what's going to happen in the future." ”

The big fat man didn't lie, he was indeed very thin, his thin weight was only more than 500 catties, and one of his thin arms was as thick as a big bowl.

"You are too tired for the gang's affairs, you have to pay more attention to your body in the future, you are like this, I am very distressed." The fat man with oily hair and pink face actually cried when he spoke!

The big fat man sighed and said: "I can't help it, if I don't buy my life, I won't have hooves to eat, I don't have hooves to eat, and you don't have either, so how can I be right about you." ”

After the big fat man finished speaking, the eyes of more than a dozen fat men on the entire rooftop turned red.

There was a sudden noise at the door, and with the boss's dissuasion and scolding, the door of the rooftop was suddenly kicked open.

It was a middle-aged man with a meaty face who kicked the door open and glared at the group of fat men viciously.

The boss on the side hurriedly said: "Brother Mao, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there are indeed guests on the rooftop today, so please sit downstairs, I'll rearrange the most haode private room for you, and all the expenses will be my ......."

Before the boss finished speaking, he was slapped to the ground by the person called Brother Mao, and scolded: "Tama get out of the way, in the western suburbs, my Brother Mao wants to stay in the place where he wants to stay, what is said today Lao Tzu also wants to sit on the rooftop, if you want to continue to open this hoof shop, hurry up and drive this group of fat pigs away!" ”

This person called Brother Mao, five big and three thick, with a horizontal face, is a well-known local gangster leader, when he was very young, he carried a knife to cut people on the street, for so many years, he has never left the western suburbs, he has nothing to do all day long, and he lives by collecting protection fees.

The boss got up from the ground, spit out two bloody molars, and said with a sad face: "Brother Mao, I can't help it, Brother Mao......"

Brother Mao slapped him again, kicked him, and after snorting, he shouted viciously at the group of fat men: "You fat pigs, get rid of Lao Tzu quickly, otherwise I will slaughter you as New Year's pigs!" ”

Fat people generally have a taboo, that is, they are not allowed to make fun of themselves by being fat, otherwise they will be very angry.

But this group of fat people, who are now viciously scolded as fat pigs by others, not only are they not angry, but they are also very happy, and their fat faces are squeezed into a pile of meatloaf with a smile.

They are happy from the bottom of their hearts, and this can be seen in their eyes.

The fat man with oily hair and flour smiled very brightly, and said to the big fat man beside him: "Big brother, I can't imagine that someone still calls you a fat pig, it seems that you haven't lost much weight, now I feel at ease, I'm really afraid that others who are thin will say that you have ribs." ”

The big fat man grinned with a mouth full of oil, "That's good, that's good, hehe." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Brother Mao and said, "This person speaks very nicely, why don't you call him over and let's eat hooves together." ”