Chapter 312: Mission
"Because you are not only capable, but also have a patriotic heart." Xu Wenlong looked at Xiao Yi and said firmly.
"Well, I accept such cooperation." Xiao Yi also looked at Xu Wenlong firmly, but the two of them had their own little calculations in their hearts, and it was more appropriate for them to use each other rather than cooperate, Xu Wenlong used Xiao Yi to do something that the country is not good to come forward with, if something happened, Xiao Yi could be pushed out alone, and he was shot dead as a last resort.
But Xiao Yi thought in his heart that this pair of the Red Gang and the Blood Wolf Gang can be described as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, from a disgraceful to a legitimate transformation, although it is only a few words of difference, but the nature is a world of difference, in the future, you can do anything under the sign of "doing things according to orders", then many things can become much easier.
"I still have a few small requests." Xiao Yi said calmly, without revealing the excitement in his heart, he knew that this cooperation with Xu Wenlong could be regarded as a double-edged sword, and if he was not careful, he would probably put himself in a situation where he would never recover.
Xu Wenlong thought for a while and said: "You mention it, but I have something to make clear to you before this, first, the state will not directly give you weapons or financial support, and second, the state will never allow you to seek personal interests under the guise of doing things according to orders. β
Xiao Yi secretly scolded the old fox in his heart, and everything he wanted to say was blocked, but Xiao Yi was not naΓ―ve to this point, he just said: "Don't worry, I will never do what you said, my requirements are very simple, first, I need a reasonable identity, I will inevitably deal with government departments in the future, and I can't trouble you in everything at that time, if you have a reasonable identity, it will be much easier." β
Xu Wenlong thought for a while, then nodded: "We can satisfy you with this, and I will give you an identity and set up a position for you in the National Security Bureau later." β
Xiao Yi almost fainted when he heard this, he originally wanted to fight for the ordinary status of a relevant department at most, but he didn't expect this Xu Wenlong to be generous, and threw himself the title of the National Security Bureau.
Although he was excited, Xiao Yi's face was still unwavering, "Second, in this process, it is inevitable that I will do some things that the underworld should do, and you don't have the luxury of expecting me to be a good citizen from today onwards, the underworld has its own way of survival, otherwise, I can say now that I can't complete this task, and I have to do the first thing to build an archway, which will not work since ancient times." β
Xu Wenlong nodded very simply this time, "I've thought about this before, but let's talk about it first, although we are now in a cooperative relationship, I am still an official, you are still a bandit, what you do is your business, but if it is found by the local department, then there is nothing I can do." β
Xiao Yi said: "That's natural, as long as you don't stare at my every move all the time, and then you will run against me whenever I move, besides, isn't this also serving the country, but let's say it first, if we are hacked to death that day, we have to posthumously appoint me as a martyr, we are serving the country!" β
Xu Wenlong looked at this guy who was still cynical, and couldn't help but roll his eyes with disdain, "Don't even think about it, if you die one day, it can only be the fact that an underworld leader dies in a street fight!" β
"Cut!" Xiao Yi pursed his lips, "Look at your stinginess, I'm just saying, but seriously, there's another thing I want to ask." β
"You kid, don't get an inch!" Xu Wenlong saw that this kid was about to start opening his mouth again, and couldn't help but be vigilant, for fear that this kid would make some outrageous requests.
"Don't be nervous, it's not a big deal, I just want to ask, since I'm also a member of the National Security Bureau now, why do you have to pay me some salary every month!"
"Salary?" The green tendons on Xu Wenlong's forehead have begun to emerge, this question is extremely nonsensical at this time, and he already feels that he can't keep up with this kid's whimsical and jumping thinking, "How much do you want?" β
Xiao Yi calculated, "I imagine that the National Security Bureau can be regarded as a bull-breaking unit, so you can just give me a monthly salary of 500,000 yuan every month......
"Fart!"
Before Xiao Yi finished speaking, General Qiao, who had not spoken on the side, suddenly slapped the table fiercely, got up and said angrily: "500,000? Do you really think you are a baby, I have been a general until now, and my monthly salary plus various subsidies is only more than 8,000 yuan, 500,000 yuan? That's worth half my life's salary! β
Xiao Yi pursed his lips disapprovingly: "That's what I said, but there are some things...... You know, hehe......"
Anytime, no matter how normal it is, adding these three words to the end will immediately change the flavor and make people think about it.
When General Qiao saw Xiao Yi's obscene appearance and heard these meaningful three words, he immediately knew what this kid was thinking, and immediately said angrily: "I know a fart!" Don't treat everyone as a corrupt official, from the day he became a soldier to the present, the house is owned by the state, and the car is allocated by the state, but if Lao Tzu is corrupt or has accepted bribes, Lao Tzu will cut off his children and grandchildren! β
Old General Qiao's eyes widened, he was so angry that he was an old general in Huaxia, he used to join the army because of poverty, and what he hated most on weekdays was those corrupt elements, he never had anything to do with the moths of those countries, he was innocent all his life, and the most taboo thing was that someone insulted him in this regard, in his opinion, saying that he was a corrupt official was the biggest insult to him.
Xiao Yi didn't expect that Old General Qiao would have such a big reaction, and hurriedly smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, old general, don't be angry, I'm joking, hehe, I usually like to joke, hehe, Old General Qiao has been riding horses and having a clean breeze all his life, who doesn't know, hehe, if the old general is a corrupt official, I'm afraid there will be no clean officials on this shijie, oh, by the way, I have to ask you something, they all said that if you have been a clean official for a long time, you will live younger, longer and more handsome, and your body will become healthier and healthier, I wonder if you feel this way? I see that you are old, the sword is not old, you look like a young man in your twenties and thirties, I am afraid that General Qiao's incorruptibility has exceeded the imagination of ordinary people, and the younger generation sincerely admires it, I will definitely want you to learn in the future, and I will also be a clean underworld leader......"
Xiao Yi's mouth can even melt stones, and even Old General Qiao was quickly defeated in front of his long and gushing tricks, and the anger on his face gradually disappeared, and he showed a proud smile.
"Young man, it's right to learn more haode thoughts and styles, you kid is too stubborn, otherwise you wouldn't have to suffer those hardships at the beginning." General Qiao has the tone of an old junior teaching a lesson.
"Hehe, that's, that's, the younger generation will definitely change it in the future." Xiao Yi's face smiled like a flower, and he was close to a general in a few words, and he had this relationship in the future, but he could touch the military, and he would go to the rivers and lakes in the future to see who would dare to scream in front of him.
Xu Wenlong, who was on the side, had been doing some counter-espionage work for a long time, and he was not interested in Xiao Yi's words at all, so he quickly coughed a few times to stop the conversation between the "father and son", for fear that Xiao Yi would fool General Qiao into becoming his godfather if he continued to fool him.
"Okay, your salary will be handled according to the unified national standard, your position, well, the monthly benefits and subsidies add up to about 5,219 yuan, which is a high income for state workers in Huaxia."
"Hehe, xiexie country, xiexie government, hehe......" Xiao Yi showed the true character of dick silk in his bones again, he didn't do shit every month, and he had an extra income for some reason, so why not.
Looking at the young man in front of him with a purebred authentic dick silk appearance, Xu Wenlong and Old General Qiao couldn't help but have their eyelids jumping wildly, is this person still the evil wolf who is shijie in the underground of Huaxia?
"Well, I have one more request." Xiao Yi continued to say brazenly.
Xu Wenlong frowned, but he still endured it without having a seizure, and said unhappily: "Say!" β
Xiao Yi pursed his lips, "You confiscated those things from me before, when will you pay them back?" β
"Your stuff?" Xu Wenlong looked puzzled, "When did we confiscate your things?" "Xu Wenlong really doesn't know this time, although he has been staring at this guy before, but to be honest, he really hasn't taken any action against him, how can he confiscate it?
"Don't pretend to be garlic, I was brought here by you before, didn't my wallet and mobile phone be embezzled by you?" When Xiao Yi thought of these things, he couldn't help but feel distressed, "That mobile phone is the latest, it must be worth at least eight thousand, and my wallet, when you embezzled it, there were still tens of thousands in it!" β
Xu Wenlong was stunned, then he smiled angrily, daring to love this kid is talking about these things, it seems that he is also a full iron rooster, but he still can't figure it out, when will the domestic copycat large-screen dual-SIM dual-standby mobile phone with dazzling lights be sold for 8,000 yuan? And his wallet, which adds up to less than fifty yuan in total, when did tens of thousands of dollars pop up? Also, can you not use the word corruption?
"Your things are all here, haven't moved at all, and besides, your mobile phone is worth up to 800 yuan, and your wallet only has a few changes, don't talk nonsense with me, I'm not wronged!" Xu Wenlong opened the drawer and threw a plastic bag in front of Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi opened it and looked, his lips immediately pursed high, and he muttered in a low voice: "Grandma's, Lao Tzu has suffered so much, he can't do anything if he wants to do something, why is he so picky......"
Fortunately, his army thorn was still there, and after the general thorn was put away, he said, "I zuihouzuihou still have a small request......
Xu Wenlong suddenly had the urge to pull out his pistol and immediately shoot this kid down, "You're not finished, believe it or not, I'll throw you in the room and lock you up for another ten days and half a month!" β
Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders disappreciatively, "Whatever." "If you want to do this to your partner, love will do whatever it takes." β
Xu Wenlong's eyelids jumped wildly, he forcibly endured the anger in his heart, kept comforting himself to focus on the overall situation, gritted his teeth and said: "If you have a fart, let it go!" β
"Well, can I advance my monthly salary first?" Xiao Yi pursed his lips.
"What?" Xu Wenlong and Old General Qiao's jaws were about to fall, and they dared to say this.
"I haven't paid for the restaurant just now." Xiao Yi is still thinking about that overlord meal.
Xu Wenlong's eyes almost darkened, is this still discussing national affairs?
"This is what we will arrange later, get out of here and disappear from my eyes immediately!"
βbaibaiγβ Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders, whistled and walked out.
"Wait a minute!" Xu Wenlong suddenly opened his mouth to stop Xiao Yi.
"What? I said you're endless! Xiao Yi said in Xu Wenlong's tone just now.
Xu Wenlong glared at Xiao Yi, and said angrily: "In addition to the incident I told you just now, the state has another task assigned to you." β