Zhang Kai kept a bitter face and asked, "Tianjun, let's not joke, okay?" Look at it scares me, be careful with your liver popping! ”

Lei Bo scolded: "Get out! Who knows what you did in the end, let me kill you with my own hands, but I can't see it now, otherwise I must consider whether to get rid of the future trouble in advance. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"This...."Zhang Kaishou's face turned pale, and now he understood that Lei Bo was not joking.

He stammered and asked, "Heavenly Monarch, will I really be killed by you in the future?" ”

"Nonsense!" Lei Bo said angrily: "Otherwise, why would I try so hard to let you accumulate merits? With great merit, the Heavenly Dao cannot be erased at will. Come on! ”

"Then, that day, Jun quickly checked, where someone hijacked the plane or something, hurry up and let me rescue it. This time, don't say that I will become a woman, it will make me sleep with robbers...... cough cough cough .... This still doesn't work....."

Seeing Lei Bo's darkened face, Zhang Kaishou hurriedly changed the topic: "By the way, Tianjun, why don't you learn to find some people with status when you are in Shunan, show your magical powers, and then let them pay for the Hope Primary School and charities in Huzhong Province?" ”

Lei Bo sighed and said, "As my understanding of the Heavenly Dao becomes deeper and deeper, I have come to understand that the Heavenly Dao is free to operate in its own way. If I show my supernatural powers and let those rich people contribute money and efforts, although the purpose is good, they are only intimidated by my supernatural powers and identity, and they have no concept of good retribution in their hearts. I have to make them understand that good deeds are rewarded, and then they do these things sincerely, which is really great goodness! ”

"However, the world is so big, how can these people understand and believe in the truth of good and evil?" Zhang Kaishou asked humbly.

Lei Bo stood with his hands in his hands, his face looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

Zhang Kaishou sighed secretly, the Heavenly Monarch is the Heavenly Monarch, this picture of everything is in my heart, the mountain collapses in front of me and changes the dusty temperament, he can't learn it no matter what.

The Heavenly Monarch will definitely tell me his brilliant idea, and this method will definitely be admired by a mortal like himself.

After waiting for a while, he slowly said in Zhang Kaishou's expectant gaze: "I haven't thought about it either." ”

'Puff'

Zhang Kai, who had prepared a lot of sycophant words, stumbled under his feet and fell to the ground.

What about the indifference that is good?

What about the brilliant idea of the imagination?

Didn't think about it and still look so unfathomable?

Lei Bo's face darkened and asked, "Xiao Zhang, what do you mean?" ”

"Ahem..... Zhang Kaishou didn't dare to say that he was knocked down by Lei Bo's words, so he had to say: "Recently, I have been running around with Tianjun, and my feet have been weak, and I haven't stood firm... Ahem...."

Lei Bo said: "It seems that you need to exercise! I don't have to teleport with you in the future, where to go in the future, you can walk for me. ”

"Don't...."Zhang Kaishou wiped his sweat, Lei Bo teleported hundreds of miles, not to mention walking, even if it took a long time to take a car.

He hurriedly sneered: "Tianjun, you're kidding." In fact, I was impressed by your temperament just now, and I couldn't help but want to kneel down with you....."

"Don't do it." Lei Bo said funny: "Xiao Zhang, do you want to take a bath?" ”

"Take a bath? What do you mean? ”

Zhang Kaishou asked curiously, and then found that he and Lei Bo disappeared in an instant.

The next moment, Zhang Kaishou found that there was an endless sea under his feet.

"Heavenly Monarch, this.... Even if it's a bath, isn't this bathhouse too big..."

Zhang Kaishou's face turned pale, although he knew how to be watery, he didn't think that Lei Bo just let him take a bath.

Lei Bo smiled: "Aren't you in a hurry to ask for the power of merit? Half an hour later, a passenger liner passes by, and you pretend to be drowning to see if they will save you. ”

Zhang Kaishou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why don't you just send me to the passenger ship?" ”

Lei Bo looked in one direction and said, "This is a death cruise!" If they will save you, then this boatload of people is worth saving. If they don't care about you, we don't care about them. ”

"Death Cruise?" Zhang Kaishou asked in surprise, he would not doubt Lei Bo's ability.

"That's right, after three hours on this cruise, you will encounter pirates, and no man will survive except for beautiful women." Lei Bo said lightly.

Zhang Kaishou's face changed, except for women? If a woman lives, the ending may be even worse!

He hurriedly said: "Heavenly Monarch, then you will turn me into the big beauty of that day, I believe they will save me." ”

"Get out." Lei Bo scolded: "Are you still addicted to being a woman? But you did remind me that if a woman with brain cramps takes a fancy to you, it doesn't matter if she rescues you. ”

Zhang Kaishou instantly had a bad premonition, and he asked in horror: "Tianjun, what do you mean......?"

The corners of Lei Bo's mouth curled, and he said, "If you want to prove that they are kind enough to save you, I have decided to ------ turn you into an old and ugly old man." Well, I think the image of that lame Liu that day is good. ”

"Don't!"

Zhang Kaishou had the idea of running away, but where could he escape?

He felt a ray of light envelop him, and then he realized that his arms had grown younger, and he was aging again. The palms of his hands were full of calluses, and his body was not so good, and when he touched his head, the top of his head was still bald. Touching my cheeks one last time, I felt that my face was uneven......

"Woo..... Tianjun, do we have to play like this? Zhang Kaishou said with tears in his eyes.

It's just that his voice has become a broken gong voice.

Lei Bo looked at Zhang Kaishou at this time, and said with a smile: "Yes, if it weren't for the water, I would have broken one of your arms, two or three legs..."

"I.... Tianjun, I suddenly feel that this image is still good, and it is enough to test the people of that boat. "Zhang Kaishou actually felt a little lucky, fortunately it was in the water....

Lei Bo nodded and said: "Then you are so self-conscious, if you can save this boatload of people without my help, it will be a great merit!" ”

"Don't worry, Tianjun, I will do my best." Zhang Kaishou hurriedly promised, but then, he asked curiously: "Tianjun, how can the people on their ship find me?" ”

"Don't worry, they'll find you easily." Lei Bo said meaningfully.

"Easy?" Zhang Kaishou looked at the vast sea, a little unclear.

It was only very soon that he understood-----

Soon after, a luxury cruise ship slowly approached.

On the cruise ship, a sailor put down his binoculars and said to an old man: "Report to the captain, there is a situation ahead." ”

The captain hurriedly looked through the binoculars and saw that several sharks were chasing something on the sea.

The camera adjusted, and I could see clearly, several sharks were chasing an ugly old man.

The old man's hands were faster than the propellers, and he rushed left and right, and he was still talking something.

Look at the mouth shape, it should be ---- help!