Chapter 302: Beasts

A face, saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth to his chin, was looking at Xiao Yi smiling innocently.

"Two fools?" Xiao Yi came back to his senses, and then realized that the face in front of him was Ge Er Fool in the village, at this time, Er Fool was looking at himself drooling and smiling, and it was very terrifying to suddenly appear in front of him, fortunately, Xiao Yi reacted quickly and stopped his movements in time, otherwise he almost blasted out with a heavy punch just now, then these two fools are very likely to become idiots among fools.

"Second fool, what are you doing here, come in and sit down." Sister-in-law Yang was not annoyed by the strange behavior of the second fool, but greeted the second fool affectionately.

The second fool clumsily climbed in through the window, and Xiao Yat picked him up and took him to the outhouse, where he sat on a bench.

Sister-in-law Yang took out a few wild fruits and handed them to the second fool, and then used a towel to help the second fool wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth, "Second fool, stay here for a while, eat." Sister-in-law Yang said softly to the second fool.

The second fool just looked Sister-in-law Yang up and down intently, and smiled, although the second fool is a fool, he is also an adult man, and this Chiguoguo's eyes also made Sister-in-law Yang feel a little embarrassed.

Suddenly, the second fool jumped up from the stool, his eyes were full of excitement, he stared at Sister-in-law Yang for a while, and began to laugh while constantly shaking his buttocks.

Sister-in-law Yang and Xiao Yi both knew what this action was, and two blushes immediately appeared on Sister-in-law Yang's face, just as Xiao Yi was about to stop the second fool's behavior, the second fool suddenly took off his pants, revealing the black thick organs of his lower body, and actually smirked at Sister-in-law Yang.

"Ahh Sister-in-law Yang exclaimed, and quickly turned her head away, Xiao Yi came back to her senses, quickly pulled up the second fool's pants, and then shouted angrily, "What are you doing!" ”

The second fool glanced at the angry Xiao Yi, and hurriedly let out a panicked call, and ran out with his legs.

"Sister-in-law Yang, that ...... The second fool ......, "Xiao Yi didn't know what words to use to comfort Sister-in-law Yang at this time.

After a while, Sister-in-law Yang took a long breath, and after calming down, she said to Xiao Yi: "It's okay, he has been a fool since he was a child, and he is a mute, this kid is also pitiful, don't talk to him so loudly in the future, it will scare him." ”

"Uh......" Xiao Yi opened his mouth in astonishment, with an incredible expression, any woman will be furious when she sees a man making such a move towards her, even if the other party is a fool, but Sister-in-law Yang doesn't seem to care at all, but she still looks very concerned about the second fool, is the villagers here really kind to such a state?

After Xiao Yi chopped the firewood in the yard, he stayed at Sister-in-law Yang's house to eat with her, and Ah Luo often helped Sister-in-law Yang to eat here after finishing her work, which was not a bad thing in this simple mountain village.

During the meal, Xiao Yi chatted with Sister-in-law Yang about some people and things in the village, and Sister-in-law Yang also came together.

"Do those two fools often have that kind of action and behavior?" Xiao Yi was still haunted by the strange behavior of the second fool just now, and always felt that something was wrong.

"Never, just now it was the first time I saw him, I don't know what happened to him." Speaking of the second fool's behavior just now, Sister-in-law Yang was still a little embarrassed in her words.

"Oh" Xiao Yi saw that Sister-in-law Yang was embarrassed, so she didn't dwell on this problem, not to mention, the food cooked by Sister-in-law Yang was really delicious, especially the plate of fried wild boar, which was even more in line with Xiao Yi's appetite as a carnivore, and he didn't care about the ugly eating appearance.

"Sister-in-law Yang, the food you cook is really delicious, when you have the opportunity to go out, I will definitely take you to eat all the delicacies of Shijie outside." Xiao Yat's words were completely unintentional and did not have any purpose.

"Shijie outside must be beautiful." Speaking of shijie outside, Sister-in-law Yang was also curious.

"Of course." Xiao Yi munched on the boar meat while muttering: "There are high-rise buildings outside, airplanes and cars, as well as computers and mobile phones, how convenient and convenient it is, as long as you want to get it, there are all outside." ”

Sister-in-law Yang asked softly, "Really, is it really that good?" ”

Xiao Yi said: "Of course, as long as you have money, you can have whatever you want outside, as long as you are willing to spend money, you will even be fed for food." ”

"Just have money?" Sister-in-law Yang asked suspiciously, there is also currency in their small village, but their currency is some shape of metal blocks, and it is not as important as outside, most of the time it is barter, there is no gap between the rich and the poor, every family is the same, if anyone has something more, they will always give the extra things to those who need it for free.

"Well, money can make ghosts grind." Although money is not so important to Xiao Yat, it does not mean that Xiao Yat thinks it is not important.

"Then you must be rich out there." Sister-in-law Yang asked cautiously.

"Sort of." Xiao Yi took a few bites of rice and said while chewing: "There are more people outside who are richer than me, but I can buy whatever I want." ”

"Oh." Sister-in-law Yang stopped talking, but her eyes showed a look of longing.

"I just don't need it!" Xiao Yi was full of food, and said while wiping his mouth: "I'm afraid I have to stay here for the rest of my life, even if there is more money outside, I won't need it, hehe." Xiao Yi's purpose in saying this sentence was actually just to confuse Sister-in-law Yang and make the other party think that he had no idea of leaving.

β€œweishenme? Don't you want to go back? Sister-in-law Yang showed a hint of surprise on her face.

"Everything is good here, why should I go back?" Xiao Yi's words are really against his will, he has been playing the role of a good man for several months, just to get out.

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi said casually: "Anyway, I can't get out if I want to, Grandpa Wrong Butterfly said that there is no way out of the village at all." ”

"Yes!" Sister-in-law Yang said categorically: "Brother Wrong Butterfly has gone out." ”

But he wouldn't say anything. Xiao Yi pursed his lips.

"I heard that in addition to a treasure map, the village chief's house also has a map out of the village." Sister-in-law Yang blurted out.

Xiao Yi's face suddenly froze when he heard this, but he regained his calm in an instant, and stood up and wiped his mouth with Sister-in-law Yang as if he hadn't listened: "No matter what he wants, anyway, I think it's good here, Sister-in-law Yang, then I'll go first, I'll come back another day, if there is anything you need me to do, you can call me at any time." ”

"Well, haode, slow down!" Sister-in-law Yang got up and sent Xiao Yat to the door.

"Okay......"

After Xiao Yi walked away, Sister-in-law Yang stared at Xiao Yi's back, her eyes were full of longing, and she muttered to herself: "Shijie ...... outside"

After Xiao Yat returned to his room, he immediately closed the door, sat on the bed and sorted out his emotions, and worked hard for several months, and today finally has an eyebrow!

After sorting out all the clues, Xiao Yi quickly reworked out a jihua, this jihua's first task is to start with Wanru, the village chief is Wanru's father, if you take Wanru's trust and have Wanru's help, you will get twice the result with half the effort!

Xiao Yi has deceived the feelings of many women in his life, among these women are strong women from rich families, princesses, princesses, Xiao Yi pushed these people down on the bed one by one with a sharp mouth, until he returned to Huaxia later, Yujian Ding Yao and a few other girls, and slowly understood that there is something called true love in addition to the incident between men and women on this shijie.

After having that feeling of true love, Xiao Yi has never deceived any girl's feelings, and in his opinion, his behavior before was equivalent to a brute!

Today, he had no choice but to be a beast again.

In this small mountain village, although it is also free love, the closed environment makes their free love boyfriend and girlfriend here still very different from those outside.

The conditions for their mate selection here are to look at each other's character first, and the way boys chase girls is limited to the way of brothers and sisters, at most, boys help girls do some game and do some work, and in general, there is nothing to talk about.

And Lang Man is undoubtedly the weakest link in any woman's heart, although Lang Man is the most flashy thing in the world, but people will always be confused by some illusory things and gradually forget the real existence of the factor.

Wanru lives next door to Xiao Yat, which is more convenient for Xiao Yat to get the first month near the water.

I continued to do what I had to do every day, but the rest of the time was spent on Wanru, a well-matched bouquet of wildflowers, and a bottle of flying fireflies made Wanru cheer happily.

After the old-fashioned but extremely practical tricks such as asking for warmth, sweet words, and occasionally looking up at the starry sky at forty-five degrees, Xiao Yi finally saw a trace of shyness in Wanru's eyes, once the girl showed shyness to the boy, it proved that the boy's position in her heart was no longer just an ordinary friend.

Step by step according to Xiao Yi's jihua, Xiao Yi decided to launch a general attack tonight, and completely possess Wanru, Xiao Yi understands a woman's heart very well, as long as it is not rape and some despicable means, as long as any woman is possessed by a man for the first time, then this woman will completely fall in front of this man, let her do whatever she wants, sweet words are the most effective spells, as long as a man recites a spell, women are manipulated like puppets.

Xiao Yi brought Wanru to the mountains tonight in the name of "guarding the suit" in the mountains.

"Guarding the cover" is a local saying in the village, which means to guard the trap laid in the mountain, and some wild beasts will be escaped if they fall into the trap if they are not found in time, so they have to be guarded overnight, this is the "guard cover", and it is not uncommon for people to stay overnight in the mountains.

Because of Xiao Yi's performance during this time, he has already won the trust and favor of the whole village, so the village chief heard that he was going to go into the mountains with Xiao Yi to guard the sleeve and did not feel anything wrong, because he absolutely believed that Xiao Yi was not that kind of person, they would not have that kind of person in the whole village, Shijie, who lived and worked in peace and contentment, people's precautions were also extremely negligent, there were no thieves here, no robbers, no crime existed, the people here were simple and kind, the night was not closed, the road was not forgotten, everyone here was a good person, There are no bad guys here.

It's just that Xiao Yi is not from here, in Shijie outside, he kills people and sets fires, treacherous and treacherous, and does all kinds of evil, tonight, the prey of his "guard" is this simple and innocent cute girl next to him.

Tonight, Xiao Yi wants to be a brute, Xiao Yi wants to be a bastard!