Chapter 418: Become Your Uncle's Cat!

Zheng Si didn't expect that he would be on fire after leaving the pet center studio, although he was not as popular as the sheriff at that time, but every time he went out, he would still hear some students pointing at him and discussing.

In this regard, Zheng Si didn't feel much about it, and the Jiao family didn't do anything deliberately, after all, the impact this time was not big, and it didn't directly cause any trouble, at most, it was just a few more photos.

Zheng Si goes out now, or will walk to the school bus parking point, and then continue to cooperate with the bald driver to play games, and in this way, Zheng Si's car is always full in a moment, if it is not for the school and these drivers in the contract to write a fine for overloading, it is estimated that the bald driver will be overloaded every time.

Sometimes Zheng Si didn't pass, but those students who often take the school bus already know the bald driver, if they have a choice and are not in a hurry, in the several school buses parked there at the same time, they are more willing to go to the bald driver's car, and some students who can let go also chat with the driver, such as "Is the game record broken", "Add a friend to compare scores in the game", "The black cat didn't come today", etc., and then took the mobile phone and swiped Weibo: Look, Brother is in this car today, but unfortunately I didn't see the black cat.

The good business of bald drivers makes the rest of the fleet hot, but what can be done? Who let them not have a cat to pull popularity?

When Zheng Si was in a good mood, he would run around the campus on the school bus of the bald driver, and during the break, the bald driver also shared the bread in the bag with Zheng Si, and drank some water after nibbling, the bald driver continued to drive, and Zheng Si continued to sit in the car to watch the scenery.

When Zheng sighed when he was there. The students also deliberately gave up the co-pilot's seat, and if any of them didn't look long to grab a seat, they would be glared at by others. Unless Zheng Si took the initiative to get off the passenger seat, few people took the initiative to grab the seat.

However, Zheng Si will not go to join in the fun at a few peak hours, it is purely uncomfortable for himself.

Usually wandering around the school by himself, it feels different from sitting on the school bus and running around the school, when Zheng Si is too lazy to run by himself, it is not bad to sit in the car and watch the scenery.

Zheng Si got off at an intersection. This side is more biased. Usually no one gets on or off the bus here, but today there is an old lady with her little grandson waiting next to her and beckoning, there is no seat in the car, Zheng Si got off directly. Give up your seat to the grandparents. And. Zheng Si also thought about going to the old tile house.

The phone is still hidden here. There are a few more buildings in the old tiled housing area that have been marked as dilapidated houses, but the school still has not moved the buildings here. Rumor has it that the school is being planned and that it will be completely demolished and rebuilt. But it is estimated that it will drag on for another year or two, and it may be longer.

Anyway, before this piece was knocked down, Zheng Si still hid his mobile phone in the old place.

Liuba and the Golden Turtle took a big order and went to do the task together, and there was no news in the past two months. Before leaving, Six-Eight replaced Zheng Si's mobile phone with a new one, the update of mobile devices was so fast, when Liuba changed the equipment by himself, he also changed Zheng Si's by the way, and also helped charge the phone bill to do a package, Zheng Si is very easy to use, don't worry about anything.

Climbed in from the window, pulled the drawer and took out his mobile phone, Zheng Si began to brush Weibo, he knew that he had been more popular on Weibo recently, and every time he opened his mobile phone to look at it, he had to be nervous, and then commented on the photo angle of the student's new photos, and picked a few photos of himself to forward, from the day of registration to the present, Zheng Si has posted a lot of Weibo on this account.

Flipping through Weibo, Zheng Si saw a student advocating doomsday theory, too, rumors of the end have been circulating this year, especially at the end of the year, all kinds of rumors are flying all over the sky, and there are arguments and those who take the opportunity to sell "doomsday lifesaving suits".

Forget about the rest, Zheng Si noticed a netizen with an ID named "Teasing you to play with Mu haha", his recent Weibo posts are basically about the end of the world, such as "How to spend money when the end is coming", "If you don't go crazy, it's over", "On the n ways to die in the end of the world", etc.

After Zheng Si flipped through a few posts, his hands were itchy, and he replied with a sentence of "funny" under the newly posted Weibo.

The other party's reply was also very fast, and at the beginning he was arguing with Zheng Si about the possibility of the end of the 20121221, seeing that Zheng Si still insisted that this thing was fake at all, the other party began to be impatient, from arguing to quarreling, the other party is indeed a believer in doomsday, but Zheng Si, a person who has experienced it personally, knows that after that day, life is still the same.

Because Zheng Si forwarded some Weibo about himself, he attracted a lot of fans, and the ID name is "Teasing you Mu Haha", there are also a lot of people who pay attention to it, Zheng Si quarreled with each other, and the followers of both sides came to watch.

There are also people who are afraid of chaos: "What if nothing happens on the 21st?" ”

"Teasing you Haha" replied: "If this thing is fake, Lao Tzu will cut it live and dice!" ”

More people cheered.

If you have the ability to fool people, you are right. Obviously, before the 21st, this netizen who "teased you to play with Muhaha" did fool many people, looking at the tone, firm without a trace of hesitation. Of course, there are also some people who feel that this kind of guarantee is as unreliable as X-Bao's "fake one-loss life".

After that, the "teasing you Mu Haha" posted a separate Weibo: "If the 22nd still comes as usual, there is no end times, I will curse myself to become a cat, if the end of the world really appears, 'Zheng sigh' You will become the kind of black cat on your avatar, dare you bet?!"

As soon as this Weibo with a strong sense of provocation was issued, some people who were silently watching just now also joined in the coaxing.

Zheng Si was fiddling with his paws and typing hard, but who knew that he saw this Weibo before he could type a sentence, and he immediately wanted to drop his mobile phone.

Turning into a cat?

Become your uncle's cat! Damn!!

Although there are a lot of such jokes on the Internet, it is also a joke in the eyes of others, why do you need the police to do it if the curse is useful these days. But Zheng Si was just unhappy, feeling that there were countless knives in his body.

For Zheng Si, his doomsday is the day he opens his eyes and finds that he has become a cat, and he really feels that this world is really full of malice. Infinitely absurd.

Zheng Si wanted to reply, "If the end of the world doesn't come, let me become a human again", but when this sentence is said, others don't believe it, others will say, if you are not a human now, then what are you?

Even if they are far away, no one believes the authenticity of Zheng Si's words in front of the small screen on the mobile phone, but more people will coax Zheng Si to bet.

Paralyzing!

Typing, deleting, re-typing. Dissatisfied. deleted it again, and finally Zheng Si took a deep breath and turned off the phone directly.

Forget it, out of sight is clean. Nothing can change reality.

Put your phone in a drawer. Zheng Si rolled out of the window. Looking at the gray sky outside the window, he squatted on the edge of the flower bed and thought about it carefully, remembering whether he had ever made a similar bet with anyone. If you lose a bet, you become a cat or something. The memory is a little faded, but Zheng Si still firmly believes that he should not have made such a bet with anyone, the question is, why did he become a cat?

This is something that Zheng Si has been pondering for so many years.

When Zheng Si was squatting on the edge of the round flower bed and pondering, an old man came out for a walk with a big dog, it was Old Man Li and Xiaohua. Xiaohua should be called presbyopia now, and her body that originally looked a little bulky is now more bulky when she moves around after losing weight compared to her peak. The speed of one man and one dog is not fast, walking slowly, like two old men next to each other.

Large dogs are more likely to appear old than small dogs, and the average life expectancy is not dominant, so Old Man Li is very nervous every time Xiaohua is sick, and he also gives timely treatment, and if the weather is good, he takes Xiaohua out for a walk, and the right amount of activity is good for the two old men. Old man Li also paid attention to feeding Xiaohua, and after consulting with the pet center, according to Xiaohua's physique, Old Man Li prepared his own dog food, and he didn't dare to feed it hungry and full.

A while ago, Old Man Li took Xiaohua to the pet center for inspection, and the people there said that Xiaohua should have no problem living for more than 15 years. Regardless of whether the people in the pet center said comforting words on Old Man Li's face, or the theoretical results inferred from Xiaohua's health examination report, Old Man Li has always insisted on following the methods suggested by Xiao Guo in recent years, consistently and persistently, even if Xiaohua is not like Niu Zhuangzhuang, who can catch rats and chase thieves, but this white-haired old man still takes care of this dog who is more docile than other dogs in the compound like a family member.

Watching the two old guys walk away, Zheng Si jumped down from the flower bed. When the wind blows, the withered yellow leaves that are still sticking to the branches are torn off and fall to the concrete floor, making a grinding sound when they are blown.

Stepping on the fallen leaves, Zheng Si walked along the path towards the compound, and after a few steps and a turn, he found the Sahara lying on the ground in front of him, buzzing his nose and screaming.

Ruan Ying stood a few steps in front of it, looking helpless.

"Two more steps. Come on, good boy, just two steps. Nguyen Anh said to the Sahara.

"Woo woo woo~" Sahara still didn't move

"Lazy!" Ruan Ying was so angry that she walked in circles in place.

Like Old Man Li, Ruan Ying will also take Sahara out for a walk every day, not as cooperative as Xiaohua, Sahara seems to be born rebellious, and now he is old and always careful, what do you want it to do, it doesn't, don't let it do it, but play with great interest.

This guy is still lazy, he usually moves when he is at home, as if he has ADHD, he is lazy when he comes out, and he lies down when he walks a while, and Ruan Ying is not as lazy as he did a few years ago, for fear of pulling out the problem, even if the health examination results given by the pet center are good, but Ruan Ying still can't do it.

Seeing this, Zheng Si sneered in his heart: Sahara loves to pretend to be weak now, obviously yesterday he also drove a small Jingba who snatched its bones all over the courtyard, and now he is pretending to be decrepit, and he seems to be sure that Ruan Ying can't take it with anything.

Sure enough, in the end, Ruan Ying still hugged the Sahara.

"Hold a little and then you go by yourself, do you hear?" Nguyen Anh reprimanded.

"Woo woo woo" Sahara was not honest when he was held, moving back and forth, this holding posture it felt less comfortable than before, and protested.

Ruan Ying, who has raised the Sahara for so many years, obviously knows everything about the Sahara very well.

"Be honest, don't move, you just shit, and I don't hold your ass!"

"Woo woo ~ "

"Ma, I raised an ancestor, I?!" Nguyen Anh muttered.

With such a dog on the stall, and having raised it for so many years, Ruan Ying recognized it no matter how bad his temperament was, and hugged it in a different position, Sahara was really much more honest, and he didn't bark anymore, and then looked at Zheng Sigh behind him, and flicked his tail proudly.

Zheng sighed: Virtue!

Tick tick

At the intersection in front, Jiao's father was riding an electric car and honking his horn in the direction of Zheng Si.

Zheng sighed, ran over quickly, jumped into the saddle, and then gave the Sahara a middle finger when Ruan Ying was not looking.