On the way to find the Buddha, I let Lu Xiaoyu send a text message to the Buddha first.

So when the two of us arrived at Xingnan High School, the Buddha, the dragon head, and the monk were already waiting at the school gate.

Seeing that the three people were waiting for us, Lu Xiaoyu and I naturally hurried up to meet us.

"Brother-in-law, what are you looking for me again?" The Buddha was as polite to me as always.

The monk and the dragon head were busy greeting Lu Xiaoyu, and then pulled her aside, obviously this Buddha had something to say to me alone.

I looked at the Buddha and smiled: "It's better for you to say it first." ”

The Buddha grabbed my shoulders and walked a few steps to the wall and said, "You can talk about it first, my matter is more complicated. ”

I looked at the Buddha and said, "Buddha, you're welcome, my matter this time is not simple." ”

The Buddha is not an inkblot person, and when he saw me pushing him around, he scolded: "Inkblot is a few handfuls of eggs, let you say it." ”

I had no choice but to briefly tell the Buddha about my beating of the ghost corpse brother Wang Junchao, of course, I ignored the part that was designed by Ma Yun and the black dragon.

After listening to what I said, the Buddha couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then patted me on the shoulder and said: "It's really a few fucks, they all say that the afterlife is terrifying, I didn't expect you to be so strong, you dare to move the ghost corpse's own brother, you are really a madman." ”

I said helplessly: "People have beaten up, what are you doing with these useless words, I came here to ask the Buddha if you have a solution." ”

"Yes!" Buddha said with a smile.

When I heard the Buddha say that there is, I hurriedly asked what the solution was, and the Buddha immediately replied to me: "You also killed the ghost corpse." ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, I was more confident in fighting with the bastards in the school, but I really didn't have a score in my heart to do it with people in society, because I was crazy at that time and I was also a freshman in high school, and I still had some fear of adult bastards in my heart.

The Buddha sneered at me: "Why don't you dare? ”

Although I was a little scared in my heart, it was absolutely impossible to say "I wouldn't dare".

I also smiled and said, "Buddha, you don't have to provoke me, if the matter can be solved only by killing ghosts, I will never hesitate." ”

The Buddha patted me on the shoulder and said: "Even if you have a little backbone, I will also help you talk about it on the ghost corpse side, so that he can try not to trouble you in my face, but the ghost corpse is too disgusting, I don't have a deep friendship with him, I can't guarantee if I can move him, but if he wants to move you, it's not so easy, who let you be my brother-in-law of the Buddha." ”

Hearing this, my heart warmed, and the Buddha smiled kindly and said, "Thank you!"

The Buddha waved his hand and said: "Thank you a few times, it's just for Xiaoyu to help you, if Xiaoyu doesn't like you, I don't bother to care about people like you dying on the road." But then again, what the hell is wrong with my sister-in-law, why is she so smitten at the mention of you? ”

"Eh, Buddha, I really didn't follow Lu Xiaoyu, and let's get down to business first, okay?" I said helplessly.

The Buddha looked at Lu Xiaoyu, and saw Lu Xiaoyu chatting with the dragon head and the monk, and when he went to talk and laugh, he said to me: "Okay, let's continue to talk about business, you first tell me why you went to fight Wang Junchao, you have just started the first day of school, I don't believe that you planned this matter during the holidays." ”

Although the Buddha seems to be five big and three coarse, but his mind is definitely a meticulous person, I know that I am a little insincere when I lie at this time, so I simply revealed the matter of Ma Yun and the black dragon design yin me together.

After listening to me, the Buddha just nodded and said, "You are really stupid." ”

I didn't answer.

The Buddha continued: "Listen to what you mean, the old Bi of the security department, want you to drive away Wang Junchao for him?" ”

I nodded and said, "That's what he told me, and he said it would cover me." ”

The Buddha smiled and said, "Lao Bi asked you to drive Wang Junchao away, doesn't this mean that you want to do it with ghosts." ”

What the Buddha said is right, I beat Wang Junchao today, and I have a feud with the ghost corpse, but according to the relationship between the Buddha and the Tao, if he is willing to help me move, then the ghost corpse may give way, and Wang Junchao and I will be able to reconcile.

Of course, reconciling with that kind of soft guy is definitely my crazy personality, in my madman's opinion, that kind of person will beat me up, and if you want to retaliate, then come and beat me, and reconcile with that kind of person is the biggest insult to me.

Then again, if I am determined to drive Wang Junchao out of No. 1 Middle School, then my feud with the ghost corpse will definitely get bigger and bigger, and there will be no need to mediate with the Buddha.

So I smiled and said: "Buddha, I originally wanted to ask you if you had a way to get rid of Wang Junchao, of course, I had to do the ghost talk, and I also asked you to help, I didn't want you to mediate at all." ”

The Buddha asked me why I had to do it with Wang Junchao and the ghosts, I thought about it and said, "For my friends." ”

Hey, in fact, I still plan to help Ma Yun and Heilong in my heart, although the two who have suffered a thousand knives have yin against me again.

Hearing me say this, the Buddha smiled and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Damn, am I stupid X brother-in-law every day, stupid X brother-in-law calls you, really call you stupid X?" But this kind of silly X is interesting, I like it. ”

I said, "Buddha, it's useless if you like it, you have to like Xiaoyu to like it." ”

The Buddha kicked me in the ass and said: "Shao Poor Mouth, your business is finished, then I will give you an answer now, if you want to kill the ghost corpse, I will not help, but if the ghost corpse wants to kill you, I will help you, this is all I can do, after all, I have no bad relationship with the ghost corpse in the Tao, and it is not easy to say that I rashly took action against him." ”

I didn't know much about Dao'er, so I nodded.

After talking about my business, the Buddha looked left and right and said: "Brother-in-law, your business is finished, now I should talk about my business, I happen to have something I want you to help me do, and only you can help me in this matter." ”

I wondered in my heart at the time, is there anything that the Buddha can't do, and I can do it as a madman? So I was full of curiosity and asked what the Buddha was all about.

The Buddha smiled and said, "Help me go to Huanli and ask the fire phoenix out." ”

I was even more puzzled at the time, when the Buddha went to Huanli, didn't he go in after saying hello? And it's almost unimpeded, why did I go to the appointment this time? Could it be that the Buddha also wants to play tricks against me?

So I cautiously began to look him up and down.

The Buddha was stared at by me for a while and said a little uncomfortably: "Don't look at it, I did something that made the fire phoenix angry, if those bastards in the ring see me, they will definitely break me into pieces, so at this juncture, I can't go to the ring for a while, but that thing is a misunderstanding, I have to give the fire phoenix sister an explanation in person, so I have to bother you to go to the appointment." ”

I listened inexplicably, so I asked what was going on, but the Buddha knocked on my brain and said, "Don't ask a few questions, can you help?" ”

As he spoke, the Buddha looked at Lu Xiaoyu in the distance, and at the same time his eyes winked at me!

, does this Buddha mean to threaten me, is he telling me that if I help him, he will stop me from being with Lu Xiaoyu?

So I succumbed to the Buddha's obscenity, and I said, "Buddha, I am your brother-in-law, and it is estimated that those bastards who are surrounded by people also know the Tao, do you think that I will end up like you?" ”

The Buddha patted me on the shoulder and said, "Isn't there a bastard girl named Luo Jingjing under your command, isn't she Huofeng's own sister, I can see that that chick is interesting to you, you asked her to help you make an appointment with Huofeng, that's not a matter of getting caught?" ”

So I can only deal with this matter, as for Luo Jingjing, I didn't want to take the initiative to contact, but for the sake of my happy life with Lu Xiaoyu, I can only make an exception once.

I chatted with the Buddha for a while, and the Buddha took me to the community to have a meal at a small restaurant near Xingnan High School.

After eating, it was almost time for evening self-study, so I didn't stay at the Buddha for long, so I went back to school with Lu Xiaoyu.

On the way back to school, my mobile phone rang, I took it out and saw that it was An Liang calling, and I immediately remembered that An Liang said that he would come to our classroom to talk to me about ghosts and Wang Junchao in the evening self-study.

Lu Xiaoyu looked at An Liang's name on my phone and pouted and asked, "Girl?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Well, a sophomore in high school, I have a good relationship with Ma Yun, I guess there is something looking for me." ”

Lu Xiaoyu smiled and nodded and said, "Then you hurry up and pick it up, don't let people wait in a hurry." ”

Answering the phone, I didn't give a "hey" lightly.

"Crazy brother, I'm An Liang, aren't you in the classroom?" An cool voice.

I smiled and said, "Well, no, I did something outside with my girlfriend, now we'll go back, you wait for me at school, I'll call you when I go back." ”

An Liang said "oh", and then said, "Okay, I'll go back to the classroom first, crazy brother, you come back and harass me, and then I'll go to you again." ”

I let out an "um" and hung up.

Hearing me tell the other party on the phone that I was with my girlfriend, Lu Xiaoyu was also relieved, and her arms holding me tighter with both hands.

When Lu Xiaoyu and I went back to school and entered the classroom, many classmates who hadn't seen me during the holiday came to greet me, of course, including Zhou Lin.

A holiday has passed, but Zhou Lin looks even more haggard, eh, is it my delusion? Forget it, those have nothing to do with me anyway.

After saying hello to them, I pulled Lu Xiaoyu back to my seat in the back row.

My seat had been wiped clean, and apparently Malone had come to the classroom in the afternoon to help wipe it.

When I got back to my seat, I harassed An Liang, and after the other party hung up, I began to wait for An Liang to come, and An Liang said that she had a way to clean up Wang Junchao and the ghost corpse, whether it was true or not, I had to listen to it.

After a while, Hu Fei and Panting went back to the classroom, and Lu Xiaoyu and her good sister hadn't seen each other on a holiday, so they left me to chat with the two of them.

Of course, at this time, I was embarrassed to pull Lu Xiaoyu back with a dead face.

After Lu Xiaoyu left, Zhao Ziyang, Ma Long, Qin Yong and others moved stools around me to chat.

But after a few of us chatted for a while, I heard someone calling me at the door, and the person I saw was Xiao Xinxin - An Liang.