Chapter 214: My cousin is from the Red Gang
"Xiao Yi, why are you stunned, the movie is about to start." Ling Zihan said to Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi just looked at the second daughter shrugged helplessly, and stared at the two fairy-like beauties on the side, and the saliva was about to flow out.
"Fuck off, let's have fun!" Ling Zihan glanced at the two little bastards in disgust, and stretched out his hand to pull Xiao Yi to leave.
"Hehe, two beauties, wait a minute." How could the two bastards let go so easily, laughing and blocking in front of the second daughter.
One of the bastards laughed and said, "I don't know if the two sisters are interested in going to my place to play for a while, my brother and I don't have any other skills, but I promise to serve the two sisters comfortably." As he spoke, he glanced at Xiao Yi, who was standing next to him with a helpless expression, and continued: "What kind of haode does this little white face have, it is a dirt bun, the two sisters are really flowers stuck in cow dung with this kind of person, it is better to have fun with our brothers." ”
"You'd better both disappear in front of me right now." Lin Ping, who was on the side, suddenly said that her usual job is to deal with all kinds of criminals, and she will definitely not be intimidated by just two bastards.
A bastard glanced at Lin Ping, swallowed his spit and said: "This sister is so fierce, hehe, sister, is your pair of big ** artificially made, how can it be so big, but it doesn't matter, I don't care, hehe." ”
"You ......" Lin Ping was about to have a seizure, but was stopped by Ling Zihan raising his hand.
"Two handsome guys, are you sure you're interested in both of us?" When Ling Zihan said this, his voice could be regarded as sexy and sultry.
Seeing each other like this, the two bastards were only slightly stunned, then nodded in unison with drool, and said, "Don't worry, we will definitely serve the two sisters well." ”
Ling Zihan smiled, this smile can be regarded as taking away half of the three souls and seven spirits of these two bastards, Ling Zihan smiled and smiled, and suddenly his face froze.
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, Ling Zihan suddenly raised his foot and kicked at the lower body of a bastard, the bastard suddenly felt a piercing pain, and before he could even shout, he covered his lower body and fell to the ground, a face that had turned vegetable green twisted painfully.
The corners of Xiao Yi's mouth, who was watching it at this moment, twitched a little, thinking about what it would be like if the shoes of the high-heeled shoes on Ling Zihan's feet were slammed on his little Xiao Yi, I am afraid that even the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt would not be able to bear it.
Before the other bastard could react, he immediately received an elbow on the cheek, Lin Ping, as a police officer, also received some combat training, this elbow can be described as ruthless and accurate, and directly put the bastard to the ground.
So, a miserable scene appeared, these two women who looked beautiful and quiet suddenly went berserk, threw up their high heels and kicked at the two bastards who were already lying on the ground, and Xiao Yi's heart was upside down.
"Damn, die!"
"Dare to say that the old lady is artificial, go and die!"
The second daughter didn't stop until she was a little tired from kicking, Ling Zihan turned around and shouted to Xiao Yi, who was stunned on the side, "Why are you stunned, let's go, delay the old lady to watch the movie." ”
After finishing speaking, the second daughter tidied up a little, and walked forward as if she was fine, Xiao Yi was stunned in place, and glanced sympathetically at the two bastards lying on the ground moaning, and then hurriedly followed.
The surrounding crowd immediately burst into applause, and they all extended their thumbs to their children, "Heroines among women, heroines, these bastards should be taught this lesson!" ”
While the onlookers praised the behavior of their children, their eyes were full of disdain when they looked at Xiao Yi, and some people muttered: "What a useless man, and he wants a woman to help him out." ”
Xiao Yi's old face was flushed, and he followed closely behind the second daughter with his head down, knowing that he was relieved to sit down in the screening hall, and he felt aggrieved, he didn't want to do it just now, but was stunned by the rough behavior of these two women, thinking that he would be subjected to domestic violence in the future.
This movie is really good-looking, the audience cried and laughed for a while, Xiao Yi's face at this time was also happy, not because of the movie, he didn't watch it at all from the beginning, what he was happy about was that at this time one of his hands was swimming unscrupulously on Ling Zihan's snow-white thigh beside him.
The light in the movie theater was dim, no one would see Xiao Yi's small action, and Ling Zihan didn't care, letting Xiao Yi's hand roam on her lap unscrupulously, just watching the movie seriously, firmly attracted by the plot inside.
After touching it for a while, Xiao Yi's eyes suddenly rolled to the bone.
Warm up this woman in advance, and stay for a while to save the troublesome foreplay. Xiao Yi thought so in his heart, but the hand that was rubbing on Ling Zihan's thigh slowly drilled into Ling Zihan's tight short skirt.
Wife, let you enjoy it first, Xiao Yi smiled evilly, and his fingers were about to touch the forbidden area.
Ling Zihan's legs suddenly moved, Xiao Yi instinctively looked up, but found that Ling Zihan was staring at him coldly.
Xiao Yi smiled at Ling Zihan, signaling that she didn't need to panic, she was going to continue to attack, Ling Zihan didn't speak, just clicked on the ground twice with the heel of her high heels, and then tilted her chin to Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly withdrew from under Ling Zihan's skirt as if his salty pig hands were electrocuted, and the tragic scene of Ling Zihan's high heels in close contact with his lower body came to mind, so he didn't dare to continue to make mistakes.
When the movie was about to end, the door of the screening hall suddenly opened, and a yellow-haired human head stuck in and looked around, and when his gaze fell in the direction of Xiao Yi's side, he paused slightly, and then retracted his head.
Looking at the serious look of the second girl on the side, Xiao Yi sighed softly and whispered, "I'll go to the bathroom." With that, he got up and walked out of the screening room.
It took about ten minutes before Xiao Yat returned to his seat.
"Why did it take so long?" Ling Zihan stared at the screen and asked in a low voice.
"Constipation." Xiao Yi smiled.
The lights in the screening room finally turned on, Xiao Yi also woke up from his sleep, looked at the teary-eyed second daughter next to him and shook his head helplessly, sighing that the woman was really an animal made of water, knowing that it was fake, and crying so much, I really couldn't figure it out.
When I walked out of the cinema, it was already dark.
The two daughters were still chatting about the plot of Fang Cai, but Xiao Yi was once again looking around with a large bag of things, and when she saw one, Xiao Yi couldn't help frowning.
It won't be so unlucky, Xiao Yi said secretly in his heart.
Seven or eight colorful little bastards with blue noses and swollen faces and dyed hair saw Xiao Yi and walked over, Ling Zihan and Lin Ping just glanced at Xiao Yi when they saw this, and continued to chat, they knew very well who Xiao Yi was, and they didn't need to worry about anything at all.
"Didn't you fight enough?" Xiao Yi looked at the bastards with a smile, thinking that he should have been heavier in the bathroom just now, and sent him directly to the hospital to lie down, which would save him so much trouble now.
The two yellow hairs who were kicked by Ling Zihan and Lin Ping not long ago were the leaders, but at this time, they looked at Xiao Yi with fear in their eyes, and they no longer had the arrogant and playful look they had before.
After they were beaten by two women, they called a few helpers to guard the door of the screening room, and after seeing this "little white face" walk out, they "politely" invited each other to the bathroom, and what happened next made them remember it all their lives.
They usually have a lot of fights with this group of little bastards, and they have seen the ruthless characters who copy the guys and cut people, but they have never seen people who put down several people in an instant, and they still have a smile on their faces, but this kind of laughter seems to them to be an extremely penetrating laugh.
At this time, Xiao Yi looked at the bastards who were smiling like Fang Cai, and the bastards couldn't help but shudder when they saw it, and involuntarily took a few steps back.
"We're not here to fight!" The yellow haired man at the head plucked up the courage and said loudly to Xiao Yi with his head held high.
Seeing that the other party showed no signs of making a move, the yellow-haired bastard continued: "I'm just here to tell you, Zhenghong Gang has heard of it, this is our biggest gang in Yidu, and it can be ranked in Shijie, and its gang kills people without blinking, and any one of them is better than you!" ”
"Oh? Really? Xiao Yi said with a playful face: "So what? ”
Seeing this, the yellow-haired little bastard looked scared, raised his head and said proudly: "I have a cousin who joined the Zhenghong Gang some time ago, and I only need a phone call to call my cousin to chop you into meat puree." ”
Xiao Yi looked at the little bastard playfully, "Oh, then what do you want me to do?" ”
The yellow-haired bastard said: "Give me daoqian, and then pay 20,000 yuan for the medical expenses, and this matter will be over." ”
"Well, that's a great idea."
Xiao Yi pretended to think about it, and said: "But isn't 20,000 a bit more, you all have skin injuries on your body." ”
The bastard was about to say something, but Xiao Yi suddenly said, "There is!" ”
As he spoke, before the bastard could react, Xiao Yi raised his leg and kicked the bastard in the stomach, and the bastard was directly kicked upside down and flew out several meters before falling heavily to the ground, and passed out without even saying a word.
"This will definitely be able to use 20,000 yuan for medical expenses, hehe, I'm smart." Xiao Yi's words were said to Lin Ping and Ling Zihan next to him.
Ling Zihan nodded, "Well, it's really smart. ”
Lin Ping said: "For the sake of your cleverness, I will invite you to have supper later." ”
Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "Then let's go, my stomach happens to be hungry." ”
Looking at the backs of the three people leaving and the bastards fleeing in a hurry, the crowd of onlookers looked a little stupid.
"Isn't this the wreck who asked the woman to stand out for him just now?"
"Well, that's him."
"It's okay, I said before that he didn't bother with me."
"I used to learn martial arts for a while, and he had to practice that kick for at least ten years to have this kind of state."