"You're such a fool!" Qin Huai slapped the table vigorously, blushing and glaring at Xia Yu with a thick neck, "How can this be reasonable!" Wild! I actually took an entire class of students out of school without permission, and if something happens, all of us will be finished, do you know!? ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Don't worry, director, in fact, I have been paying attention to it, and there will be no mistakes." ”

"Are you concerned? How many pairs of eyes do you have alone? Can you see that? There is no need to explain, in short, you are already wrong if you didn't make a report, fortunately, there is nothing wrong, otherwise it will ......" Qin Huai's chest rose and fell uncontrollably with anger, "You must write a review and hand it over to me for this mistake, and then do a self-review at the meeting next Monday!" In addition, you don't want to have this semester's bonus! ”

Xia Yu came out of the director's office with a bitter face, and Ma Li happened to bump into it, and couldn't help laughing: "I was scolded again?" ”

Xia Yu said with a bitter face: "There is nothing to scold, the bonus is gone!" ”

Ma Li laughed and said, "You know the money, and you deserve it." ”

Entering the office, a young female teacher smiled at Xia Yu: "Mr. Xia, you are too majestic, if you want to burn the bun, forget it, and even go to the door of the house to burn it." ”

Xia Yu was stunned and said, "How do you know?" Who do you listen to? ”

The teacher turned the portable screen to Xia Yu to see, Xia Yu almost fainted when he saw it, I damn it, the title is two eye-catching bright characters: "Sao Bao!" ”

The content is not much, it is a video of him burning a bag at the door and a few video screenshots, and the text is only one sentence: "Sao Bao Xia teacher GUCCI store burns bags in front of the store." ”

Xia Yu also noticed that this is a post on the primary school forum, but the forum on the junior high school and high school side has also been reposted, and it is also at the top of the list.

Xia Yu saw Zuihou's reply to the post in the high school, and almost fell headlong.

The ID called drinking cold water and plugging between his teeth replied excitedly: "Teacher Xia didn't go, he didn't go!! Teacher Xia is still with us and will always live in our hearts!! ”

"Which son of a son sent this!" Xia Yu was gritting his teeth, and received N text messages on his mobile phone, all of which were congratulatory messages from former high school students, including Ke Ran, Chen Xin and others, which made Xia Yu cry and laugh......

"Teacher Sao Bao Xia" has another fucking nickname, what is the last one called, every time you gamble, you will lose a man? Or is it a lady (a loser)?

During class, as soon as Xia Yu entered the classroom, the whole class burst into laughter, Xia Yu said with a stinky face: "He Qing, you are laughing at a fart, you also participate." ”

He Qing smiled and said, "I just stood stupidly and didn't do anything." ”

The other students also laughed and said: "Teacher, the moment you lit the fire was so handsome, I can't learn how to learn." ”

Xia Yu said: "How can this be reasonable, I will change the quiz today and stop class." ”

The classmates shouted: "Against the communiqué for personal vendetta!" It's too much, there is no morality. ”

Leka and Ouyang Tiantian looked at each other, although the content of everyone's shouting seemed to be ugly, but everyone could hear it, they had no malicious intentions, it was obvious that Xia Yu had further penetrated into the interior of their independent regiment after the signing event, since Lu Fei disarmed, they were no longer monolithic, and now they are ......

Xia Yu smiled and said: "It's okay if you don't take the test, you send a representative to fight with me, any project, it's better than anything, if you win, you don't take the test, if you lose, you will take the test, and the results will be included in the comprehensive evaluation." ”

Everyone immediately hesitated, Xia Yu played a game, never recognized the six relatives, and did not let them be treated as children, as long as he participated, their side never won.

Leka thought that he had to fight Xia Yu's arrogance, so he said to a classmate who was very good at chess: "You go." ”

The classmate nodded and stood up, "Teacher Xia, I'll come, let's play chess." ”

Xia Yu waved his hand and said, "When I'm a fool?" Chess is so long, no matter how bad you are, it will take me more than ten minutes to get it, and if it takes a little shorter, it can be better than what you are good at, and I am not afraid of girls' female reds and the like. ”

A classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, I'll come, do you know how to play backgammon?" ”

Xia Yu smiled: "You don't care if I will or not, I will continue if you bring it up, come on." Give you more chances, three wins in five games. ”

"Good!" The classmate clenched a fist to cheer himself up. ,

In less than five minutes, the clenched fists turned into two, this time it was chagrin, and all three games were lost...... He was already the top master of playing backgammon in the class, but he didn't expect to lose so quickly and completely......

Xia Yu whistled back to the podium and said proudly: "Fortunately, I have a test paper, please send the test paper to the study committee." ”

Lu Fei wrinkled his nose and whispered, "It's obviously premeditated......"

Although it was premeditated and sudden, the results of the Chinese test this time were actually good, Xia Yu changed the paper very quickly, and he finished it all in the recess time, and it took ten minutes to comment on the test paper in the next class, mainly to say a few words about the places where everyone was wrong, and the rest of the time was free for everyone to play.

Lu Fei sneaked to the podium to look at Xia Yu's laptop, and then it suddenly became clear that Xia Yu never had to prepare for class, it turned out that he used this similar time to browse the information, and then record some useful ones and classify them, Lu Fei saw that the content of the table made by Xia Yu was complicated, but it was very strange, even she could see at a glance what category belonged to what category, and what the cross-relationship with other classes was, at a glance, not only admired the person who made this table.

Xia Yu smiled: "I did it." This is the comprehensive application of logical relations and probability statistics, which will be learned later, and if you are interested, you can also teach it now. ”

"Yes."

"Let's start with this table......"

Seeing that Lu Fei put his little head intimately next to Xia Yu's neck and listened carefully, Leka and Ouyang Tian below were not a taste, Leka passed a note to her and said: "It's not good, Teacher Xia wants to divide us and break each one." ”

Ouyang Tiantian has always been simple-minded and impulsive, so he replied: "Then what countermeasures do you have?" ”

Although Leka's brain is good, he is young after all, how can he come up with any counterattack for a while? So once this note is gone, there is no turning back......

After class, it was time for recess exercises, everyone went out, Xia Yu also walked out together, just arrived at the door, I saw a class coming down from upstairs, there was a person holding a basketball and smashing it into the crowd down the staircase, and suddenly there was a scream below, and after a while, a big boy who looked very strong ran up angrily, while yelling: "Which bastard smashed the basketball!" ”

Here, Xia Yu's May 1st class just went out, so basically they are all people in the class, many people laugh unkindly, that guy seems to be a little unable to get off the stage, and in the eyes of the crowd, he actually grabbed a person in Xia Yu's class at random, grabbed his collar and pinched his neck and said angrily: "Did you do it!?" ”

The man knew that this guy was not easy to mess with, his face changed, and he couldn't stop shaking his head, "No, no, it's not me......"

"**, you have a kind, even you dare to play with me!" The big man pinched his neck with his big hand, and a few classmates next to him immediately shouted: "Hey, what are you doing, let go, he didn't do it." However, the big man was much stronger than the average student, and the few classmates next to him couldn't pull it away.

Xia Yu frowned, walked over and grabbed the big man's hand, broke it open, pushed him aside, and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The big man said angrily: "The people in your class hit me with a basketball!" ”

"I didn't." The student's face turned pale and gasped, apparently pinched by him.

Xia Yu said with a straight face: "You see that he smashed it?" Just do it as you want. Then he walked up to the onlookers, pulled out a fat man, and said, "I just saw that he smashed it, you have to pinch him, pinch him." ”

The fat man shouted: "It's not me, you are talking nonsense, which eye of you saw that I smashed it?" ”

The big man obviously knew the fat man, and hummed: "You are his homeroom teacher, of course you are protecting him!" ”

Other students said: "He smashed it, we all saw it!" ”

The big man made a move anyway, and simply held on: "You are all his classmates, so naturally you are on his side!" ”

Xia Yu shook his head and smiled, suddenly grabbed him and lifted him up, making a gesture to fall, and in the screams of the surrounding classmates, he put him back on the ground with a heavy lift, and the big man's face turned from white to blue, and he was frightened by the moment just now.

Xia Yu said lightly: "One is a mad dog biting people, and the other is a scoundrel who doesn't admit it, do you think you're talking about cross talk?" Who's free to talk to you? I'm the one who cares for our class now, how is it? Can you two little boys beat me? If you can't beat it, you will leave immediately, so why should you go? ”,

The little fat man's face turned red and white, and he glared at Xia Yu angrily and said, "What's so great about Teacher Sao Bao, you wait and see." Then, in the laughter of all the classmates, he pulled the big man and ran away quickly.

When he came back from the exercise, Lu Fei Ouyang Tiantian and the others didn't encounter this incident just now, and after hearing about it, Ouyang Tiantian immediately said angrily: "Ran Xiong is a fart, and he dares to shout with our independent group!" If I touch him, don't just kick him downstairs! ”

Lu Fei heard that it was Xia Yu who got them away, and he was a little worried. Because the next two sections are mathematics or Xia Yu, Xia Yu is still sitting on the podium, and Lu Fei walked over to him and said, "You offended Ran Xiong just now?" ”

Xia Yuqi said: "Ran Xiong? Who is it? ”

"The big guy just now is Ran Xiong from Class 8."

"Oh, that 2B, I didn't teach it, but it's a pity that I can't put small shoes on him."

Lu Fei: "............"

"Do you know that he is Mu Xiaoyu's best friend?" Lu Fei worried, "At school, no one has ever wanted to mess with them. ”

"Mu Xiaoyu? That freestyle kid that day? ”

"What kind of child, he is very popular, offend him, I'm afraid that public opinion will be unfavorable to you, and his background is very unusual, and the school leaders are very respectful to him."

Xia Yu asked: "Then I am in conflict with him, which side do you help?" ”

Lu Fei was stunned for a moment, if she had asked this question a week ago, maybe she would have answered without hesitation, "Of course it's Mu Xiaoyu!" ”

But now, she can't answer that question.

Xia Yu smiled: "It's rare, you are hesitating, which means that my weight in your heart is about the same as Mu Xiaoyu?" I don't want to feel honored. ”

Lu Fei's face flushed, and he snorted: "Less stinky fart, that's for the sake of your face as our head teacher, in short, be careful!" After speaking, he quickly walked off the podium.

Xia Yu smiled, looked at the back of the little girl running off the podium, and thought to herself that after holding the small waist, she would definitely be able to fascinate the man when she grows up, good waist, good waist.

Seeing that the time was about the same, he just wanted to announce the start of class, but three people suddenly walked in outside the door, the first one was Mu Xiaoyu, a classmate who was popular among thousands of girls, and the second general in the back was naturally fat and big.

Xia Yu said: "What's the matter with you, it's already in class now." ”

Mu Xiaoyu looked at Xia Yu and said calmly: "Teacher Xia, hello, let me know, I am Mu Xiaoyu, from Class 8." ”

Xia Yu frowned, what he hated the most was pretending, children are children, you can be more mature, because that kind of maturity with youth is cute, just like Lu Fei, but if you act too pretended, it will be evil.

Seeing that Xia Yu didn't speak, Mu Xiaoyu continued: "My classmate told me that you bullied them just now, and I want an explanation. ”

Xia Yu smiled: "There's nothing to explain, I'm going to class now, and I'll come back to me after class if there's anything." ”

Mu Xiaoyu said unhappily: "Teacher Xia, since you are a teacher, you should lead by example, and what happened should be solved immediately, instead of adopting this kind of procrastination and perfunctory attitude, do you want your students to watch jokes?" ”

Xia Yu said: "Haven't you heard of the students in our class? What they do best is watch the homeroom teacher's jokes. ”

Some of the students below couldn't help laughing, Mu Xiaoyu frowned deeply, obviously very unsuitable for Xia Yu's way of answering, which was a little different from the one-question-and-answer model he thought in his heart. He didn't know how to continue, so he could only say, "Teacher Xia, I am very sincere to solve the problem now." ”

Xia Yu said unceremoniously: "If you are sincere, you should come back after class, instead of finding fault during class time, now take your followers back, you are really sincere, come to my office after class to find me." ”

"You!" Mu Xiaoyu's face changed slightly, few people in school would talk to him so unceremoniously, he couldn't help but be angry, "Teacher Xia, you'd better remember that your face is given to you by others." ”

Xia Yu shook his head and said with a smile: "During class time, you are a student, your duty should be to stay in the classroom honestly, forget it if you don't go to class, and you still take your followers to other people's classes to make trouble, and you don't take the teacher in your eyes at all, are you embarrassed to say that you are sincere?" Are you embarrassed to give people faces? Where is the face? ”

Mu Xiaoyu's whole face darkened, and he gritted his teeth faintly in his mouth, as if he was suppressing his anger vigorously, and said in a deep voice: "You'd better remember what you said today." ”

Xia Yu didn't speak, and made a gesture to invite out, Mu Xiaoyu's hand was quietly clenched hard behind him, obviously suppressing his anger, and after taking a deep breath to suppress it, he nodded, and said to the second general: "Let's go!" ”

Xia Yu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "Okay, class." ”