Chapter 0599 Poetry Gambling and Wine (II) [2nd Update]

Gao iǎ Mountain is happy here, patting the big uǐ haha laugh, is it poetry or Y wet? Damn, I can bet on this wine.

“…… What do you have in your iǎ head? What kind of nonsense do you think? Drink fast! ”

Tang Sheng shrunk his neck, smiled dryly and drank a cup, half a cup was the same for him, "Go on, keep ......"

The third NV glanced at him, and Pang Juan'er said: "This time it's time for you to make a sentence, the person who closed last time made a sentence this time......"

"Oh...... I'm out, okay......" Tang Sheng thought for a moment and said, "...... Don't dare to frown loudly, please say a word! ”

Don't dare to frown loudly? Whose quote is this? I haven't heard of it, the three NVs look at each other, and Gao Iǎ Mountain is even more stunned.

"What's the matter? Can't pick it up? That's easy...... A few people please drink, one glass per person, ......" Tang Sheng laughed.

"What a crooked sentence? Haven't heard of it, okay? Does that also count? Du Linlin actually protested, and the two NV agreed.

Tang Sheng said: "If you haven't heard of it, you can't pick it up?" Aren't the three aunts just nv? Can you improvise a sentence? As long as the artistic conception is compatible, those who understand poetry and songs should be able to do it, this is not very difficult, and the rhyme is no problem. ”

Three nv points to do contemplation, faintly feel that this sentence is not very serious, the artistic conception seems to be very painful? What is the last sentence?

“…… The embroidery needle broke the fingers and blood beads flew, and he didn't dare to frown loudly...... Is this okay? Tong Qianqian reluctantly answered.

Tang Sheng smiled bitterly, "What, the artistic conception is a little worse, but it's okay, it's half right, Aunt Qian drinks half a cup!" ”

Du Linlin gave Tong Qianqian a hint as soon as she said this, and she said: "It's hard to cook without rice...... Is this okay? ”

Poof, Tang Sheng rolled his eyes and smiled bitterly again, "It's too reluctant, right?" Ha ha...... Aunt Lin also drank half a cup. ”

Indeed, the artistic conception of the first half of the sentence and the second half of the sentence is too far apart, and Juan'er is still thinking about it, but Gao Yishan said: "I'll pick up this sentence...... The golden pestle broke through the lotus and did not dare to frown in a loud voice...... Ha, this artistic conception? A perfect match, ha! ”

Poof, the three NVs all blushed together, "Phew...... Camp Commander Gao, are you so yā? Juan'er, you beat him......"

Tang Sheng laughed, "It's good, the artistic conception is too compatible, originally, in that situation, you can't scream blindly in pain!" ”

"Two yā people?" Du Linlin rolled her eyes and snorted, and Tong Qianqian also said, "No, you can't ask Tang Sheng to come up with a sentence." ”

"Well, this iǎy head is afraid that things are too bad, let's make a sentence for him to pick it up, Camp Commander Gao, you are not allowed to speak."

Gao Iǎ Shan was in high spirits, pouting and said: "I think back then, my brother was also a giant in the school's literary world, ha, I'm too talented, right?" ”

Everyone ignored him, and Pang Juan'er said, "I'll make a sentence this time...... Tears wet Luo towel dream can't come true...... Next sentence, Qianqian picks up! ”

“…… In the middle of the night, the front hall ...... according to the singing, "Tong Qianqian looked at Tang Sheng after answering, and said, "You take all the last two sentences......

"Uh...... The red face was not old and the grace was cut off first, and he sat in the lavender cage until the Ming ...... What, am I going to explain? Tang Sheng asked.

"Of course, it's up to you to interpret the last sentence you pick up." Du Linlin replied to him like this, and everyone looked at Tang Sheng.

Tang Sheng nodded, "Oh, good...... The artistic conception of these four sentences is also quite obscure, telling a husband and wife what they are ...... there."

Poof, three NV stared again, what's the matter? Your iǎzi head is broken, right? Gao Iǎ山 laughed, "Hurry up and talk about ......"

“…… This tear of the tear-wet Luo scarf, what is the more particular kind of tear, this Luo scarf, not the kind used to wipe the mouth, in ancient times, there was a period of Luo scarf is that...... Hmmm...... Ouch, aunt, don't hit people......"

Tong Qianqian was on the left, Du Linlin was on the right, and Tang Sheng in the middle was beaten, "Kill your egg account!" ”

Gao Iǎ Shan nodded thoughtfully, "Oh...... I see, what are tears, ha...... Ah, don't pinch me! ”

was ravaged by Pang Juan'er beside him, Tang Sheng was also miserable, and the three NVs were also laughing enough, and it didn't hurt to eat meat occasionally.

“…… I continued, the last three words of the first sentence 'dreams come true' are very important to point out the central problem......"

Uh, the three nv is also a stunned, look at how he made it up, how he distorted the poet's original artistic conception, Gao Iǎ Mountain said: "! ”

"These three words vaguely express the wife's disappointment with her husband, Nima's, the old lady is not happy, you are finished?"

Burst...... They all laughed, Tong Qianqian's powder fist and Du Linlin's slender hands raged Tang Sheng again, and Gao Iǎ Shan laughed and burst into tears.

"Kill you, how did you think of all these things?" Tong Qianqian couldn't cry or laugh, and Du Pang Er NV also felt this way.

Tang Sheng said: "...... The second sentence of the second sentence, before the middle of the night, pressed the singing, this sentence is to say, the wife is stunned if she has lost listening to the song. ”

Gao Iǎ Shan laughed, Pang Juan'er also laughed, the silver teeth were bitten, Tong Du rolled his eyes again, it seems that today is a wet meeting.

The third sentence is more serious, and my wife pondered, I'm not old yet, he's finished, how can I live this day in the future? The fourth sentence is to express the wife's sorrow more perfectly, the husband is incompetent, so worried that I can't sleep all night. ”

"Brother Sheng, I admire you to death...... Idol, I'll do it first for respect! Gao Yishan laughed and raised his glass and poured it.

Pang Juan'er glanced at Tong Qianqian, "Qianqian, it's better for you to come up with a sentence, I really don't dare to come out, it seems that I am also so bad." ”

Tong Qianqian chuckled, "It's iǎ Tang Sheng who deliberately distorted it, I'm afraid that any sentence will be ruined for him......"

Du Linlin said: "That's not likely, I'll say a word, I think he is bad?" …… Goose goose goose, song to the sky, pick up! ”

"I, I, I'll take it, this I will," Gao Iǎ Shan grinded his fists, "white floating green water, red anthurium plucking bō; ”

In fact, Du Linlin deliberately made a simple one, so that the two of them couldn't distort the artistic conception, "Then you can explain?" ”

Tang Sheng also applauded and smiled: "Battalion Commander Iǎ Mountain, it's not easy, and there are poems you can remember, it's really an odd number!" ”

"What? This talent is high Jiudou, okay? Listen to me explain the mood of this poem, goose, what is it? Here, it is not a goose, and the poet has vaguely changed the name of a thing to a goose; The goose word is 'I' and 'bird';"

Speaking of which, Tong Pang Du and the three NVs collapsed together, what a high battalion commander, how are you uneducated? Thou hast walked deeply.

“… My bird, my bird, my bird, what is the song to the sky? You don't need to tell me, do you? It's up, it's up to the sky. ”

"Die!" Pang Juan'er pushed him down and slammed him, "Kill you hooligan battalion commander......" The three people here all laughed crookedly.

Commander Shan, my admiration for you is like the endless stretch of the Yangtze River, you are so talented, ha......"

Here is too strong Juan'er and Gao Iǎ Mountain are making a fuss, and they are all hugging together, but they don't realize it, and today's scene should be too joyful.

"Okay, okay, this time I'll come out, let Tang Shengsheng be right...... When autumn comes on September 8, I will be killed after I open it! ”

Tang Sheng raised his eyebrows, and said without hesitation: "...... The cupola incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor......" He laughed dryly as soon as he finished answering, "What, isn't this one explained?" Explained that I was afraid that Aunt Qian would kill me......"

"That's not good, it must be explained...... Gao Iǎ Shan deliberately created an atmosphere, "Anyway, today is a Y wet meeting, no fear, speak!" ”

"Let's talk about it, we're still afraid of you, an iǎ fart child? Haven't you seen anything about your aunts? Pang Juan'er also felt that the atmosphere was very joyful.

Tang Sheng glanced at Tong Qianqian, and she also nodded, "Let's order meat, anyway, I'm going to accompany the two people to have fun today." ”

"Ahem...... Well, the two words that Qiangu said vaguely expressed the situation of a flower opening and thanking, in September, it is a chrysanthemum! ”

Gao iǎ山 sprayed first, chrysanthemum uā? Ha...... The three NV stared, and there was shame, laughter and anger in his eyes......

"I open the white uā kill, is a kind of artistic conception, once the scene is opened, it will be bigger, all the white uā is dyed, the third sentence of the last sentence of the sky-high incense array is very intriguing, everyone thinks, chrysanthemum petals fly, that fragrance is not allowed to rush into Chang'an City? So all the people in the city have become yellow, the last sentence is too vicious and disgusting, and I won't say what Huang is. ”

yes, I can't say it, the chrysanthemum is broken, what will be in it? The city is full of golden armor, damn, what a vicious sentence!

Don't say it's Gao Iǎ Mountain, this Y wet guy, even the three nv will come over, and let Tang Sheng's artistic conception be explained as disgusting.

"Alas...... I'm too lazy to suck you, I'm so angry! Tong Qianqian really collapsed, "How many poets have you distorted?" ”

Tang Sheng smiled bitterly: "Where do I have it?" Artistic conception, sometimes depending on each person's understanding, in fact, the ancient poets were self-proud, when they wrote poems, you dare to say that their artistic conception is not like this? At the beginning of that year, the literati were all on the theater, and Du Mu's famous sentence summed up his achievements over the years: he dreamed of Yangzhou once in ten years, and won the name of Qinglou Bo Xing; And Lao Du is still a modern car. The earliest person who made the earthquake was a poet as evidence, parking and sitting in the maple forest at night, the frost leaves were red in February, and he was not wronged, right? ”

Poof, what, Lao Du can't afford to be hurt, how did he become a car. Shock's theorist? Gao Iǎ Shan stroked his palms and laughed, "That's right! ”

"You just mess around, don't study well, and let you say that you have ruined China's jīng civilization," Tong nv scolded him.

"Jie, I'm really not blind, such as the poem of the poet fairy Li Bai: When you wake up, you are with Jiā Huan, and you are scattered after you are drunk; Just this sentence, do you say that it can not make people want to be crooked? Modern people are not all fools, all of them are comparable to the power of various poets of the year, Du Zimei's famous sentence: uā path has never been swept by guests, and Peng has been open for the group now; This thing is a metaphor for future generations, and there is Lao Bai, the sunrise river is red and fire, just this sentence, how ruthless you say, it's not good to get out of the water, you have to see blood, red is not hot! ”

Alas, this child is hopeless, Tong Qianqian raised her hand and smashed a chestnut on Tang Sheng's brain, "You, it's so bad!" ”

They all laughed, but they were really convinced by Tang Sheng's writing, at least they really didn't think of these things.

Yes, this is all thought by yā people, and ordinary thinkers and pure people will not think in this way, dirty!

Tang Sheng said: "There are some sentences that I also appreciate and will not distort their artistic conception, such as: the meaning is like an idiot, the heart is like a drunk, last night and today, the waist of the iǎ man was reduced, how much of a heartfelt lovesickness is this?" The warm yup, white and watery, most of them are lovesick tears... And a glass of wine before death, drunk before drinking, bleeding in the eyes, and ashes in the heart... Xiaolai, who is drunk with frost and forest, always leaves people's tears... Tears add nine songs to the Yellow River low, hate the three peaks Huayue low... The willow waist is swinging, and the heart is lightly dismantled and the peony is opened, uh, and Y is wet? ”RA！ ~！