Chapter 35: Eggs, Chickens, Flying Chrysanthemums, and Remnants

"Have you decided, are you going to beat me up together or let me single you out?" Lei Jian shook his hand and pointed at Zhao Bao and Chen Guo and asked.

"Damn, pretend! Chen Guo, come on, let's beat him to death together! Zhao Bao scolded, rolled up his sleeves, and beckoned Chen Guo to rush towards the thunder blade.

Lei Blade's eyes narrowed slightly, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, thinking that since you want to play, then Lao Tzu will play with you, and strode towards Zhao Bao and Chen Guo.

Ooh!

Zhao Bao swung his fist at Thunder Blade's face, while Chen Guo aimed at Thunder Blade's bottom plate and unleashed a sweeping leg.

"You want to beat me with such a slow move?" Thunderblade snorted disdainfully, "Up!" ”

The whole person suddenly jumped up from the ground, flipped behind Zhao Bao's back to the two of them, and then stretched out a kick and kicked Zhao Bao's chrysanthemum fiercely.

Chrysanthemum remnants, wounds all over the ground!

Zhao Bao suddenly jumped up holding his chrysanthemum in pain, his face purple.

Say it's too late, then it's too soon! Thunder Blade didn't make any adjustments, and kicked at Chen Guo again.

This time, the thunder blade kicked Chen Guo's little cock, Chen Guo suddenly felt a pain in his lower body, covered the injured bird, and knelt directly on the ground with his legs.

"Hey! You're too weak, I'm just warming up, and you're lying down, it's really boring. Lei Jian shook his head unhappily, squatted in front of Zhao Bao and asked, "Do I still need to pay the newcomer fee now?" ”

Zhao Bao endured the pain and shook his head quickly. It seems that the Thunder Blade left a deep impression on him just now.

"Since you don't have to charge a newcomer fee, what are you still doing here? Do you want to fight again? Thunder Blade's expression was cold, and he suddenly shouted.

The thunder blade is the devil at the moment, and if there is another one, I am afraid that Lao Tzu will really be a chicken and a chicken, and the chrysanthemum will be disabled. Zhao Bao hurriedly shook his head, got up from the ground with difficulty, and when he saw the thunder blade stretching out his hand, he asked with a look of fear, "What are you doing?" ”

Seeing that Zhao Bao looked like he was being sodomized at the moment, Lei Jian shook his head helplessly and said, "Don't worry, I won't kick your chrysanthemum again." ”

"Oh!" Zhao Bao subconsciously responded, but he was still wary of the Thunder Blade.

Thunderblade continued, "We're colleagues, right? ”

"Hmm!" Zhao Bao nodded inexplicably.

"Colleagues should be on good terms, right?"

"Hmm!"

"So it was just a skirmish, right?"

"Hmm!"

"Then are you going to take this skirmish out of the way and talk nonsense?" When Thunder Blade said this, his face turned cold, and he asked sharply.

Zhao Bao thought to himself, if you let Lao Tzu not say it, he won't say it, that Lao Tzu is not very faceless, but on the surface, he was forced by the pressure of the thunder blade, shook his head and said: "Brother Lei, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense about this skirmish." ”

"It's good that you have this realization!" Thunder Blade patted Zhao Bao on the shoulder, and then shouted, "However, if you dare to play tricks with me, be careful of your chrysanthemum!" ”

"Brother Lei, didn't you promise not to kick my chrysanthemum?" Zhao Bao covered the chrysanthemum and asked with a sad face.

"That's right, I said I wouldn't kick your, but I can use something else to blow up your!" Thunder Blade said this, set his eyes on the barbell next to him, pointed to the barbell and said to Zhao Bao, "You say, if you use that thing to explode your chrysanthemum, what will happen to you?" ”

Thinking of inserting a bowl-sized barbell on his chrysanthemum, Zhao Bao couldn't help but give an encouragement, and immediately shook his head like a rattle, almost swearing to the sky.

After sending Zhao Bao and the others away, Thunder Blade did not leave the gym.

"It's just a shame to not use such a good fitness equipment!" Thunderblade shook his head in disgust, jumped on a supine machine, fell on it, and began to do sit-ups frantically.

At the front desk, Yan Di was blowing the air conditioner while sitting and chatting with Xu Yang, which was extremely comfortable.

"Xu Yang, I heard that Wang Dahai, the Minister of Security, is not a good person, you said that that guy is on an errand under him, will it be sad?" Yan Di asked.

A cramped smile flashed in Xu Yang's eyes, and he pretended to be ignorant and asked, "Yan Di, who is that guy in your mouth?" ”

"Of course it's ......" Yan Di immediately reacted when he saw Xu Yang's evil smile, glared at the other party fiercely, and said angrily, "You just pretend to be confused!" ”

"Yan Di, you care so much about other people's situations, can't it be interesting to him? It's just a pity, the falling flowers are intentionally ruthless! You care about him so much, and he can't see it. Xu Yang shook his head and sighed.

"Cut! Who said I was interested in him, I just stood in the shoes of a friend and asked casually. He doesn't have a house, he doesn't have a car, and it's not this girl's food. Yan Di pretended not to care, but his face turned red.

"And what are you doing with your blushing?" Xu Yang covered his mouth and snickered.

"You...... Hum! Yan Di was just about to attack Xu Yang, but Wan Xiaoyan from the marketing department upstairs called her over.

"Let you go this time, if there is a next time, be careful of this girl......" Yan Di made a gesture of wiping his neck at Xu Yang, picked up the report on the table and left, but Xu Yang's debauched laughter came from behind him.

"It's so scary, Yan Di is going to kill people."

Wan Xiaoyan flipped through the report and felt that there was no problem, so she sandwiched the report in the folder, and seeing that there was no one next to her, she hurriedly pulled Yan Di and whispered, "Yan Di, did you see it just now?" Zhao Bao and the others came out of the gym, all with blue noses and swollen faces, and their heads hung down, like defeated roosters. ”

"No! When I went to work, I saw that Zhao Bao and they were still as arrogant as usual, no different! Yan Di shook his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered the mystery of the earth, and he suppressed his voice excitedly, "Xiaoyan, have they been taught a lesson in the gym?" ”

Wan Xiaoyan nodded and said, "Yan Di, I just heard about it, but I just heard it, not what I said!" ”

"Understood! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else, just tell me! Yan Di urged impatiently.

"I heard that Zhao Bao was ordered by Wang Dahai to teach the new security guard who didn't know the rules a lesson. It's just that I didn't expect that the security guard was powerful, Zhao Bao and the three of them were not opponents of others, but they were taught a hard lesson by others. Wan Xiaoyan gloated and said, "Maybe Zhao Bao should complain in Wang Dahai's office now!" ”

"So powerful, one to three!" Yan Di shouted in surprise, so startled that Wan Xiaoyan on the side hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, and said angrily, "You're crazy!" If this sentence reaches Zhao Bao's ears, then we will not have a peaceful life in the company in the future. ”

"Excited, excited, accidentally excited." Yan Di hurriedly accompanied Xiao Xiao and said to Wan Xiaoyan.

Wan Xiaoyan rolled Yan Di's eyes, and said angrily: "You are so big, you completely live up to your appearance and figure." If I had your body and face, I would ...... Forget it, no more, I'm leaving. ”

"Good!" Yan Di smiled and waved his hand, turned around and was just about to go back to the front desk, when a spiritual light suddenly flashed in his mind, and he hurriedly ran back and asked Wan Xiaoyan, "Xiaoyan, do you know what that bodyguard is called?" ”

"What? Guilty of nymphomaniac? Wan Xiaoyan asked.

"That's right, I'm a nymphomaniac, tell me what his name is." Yan Di pulled Wan Xiaoyan and asked.

Wan Xiaoyan glanced at Yan Di strangely, and said lightly, "I don't remember his name." However, his name sounds strange, it is ......"

"Is it called Thunderblade?" Yan Di asked.

"Yes, yes, yes, that's the name! It's not good to choose a name, why do you want to thunder people! Just as Wan Xiaoyan shook her head and criticized the name of the Thunder Blade, Yan Di ran quickly.

"Yan Di, where are you going?" Wan Xiaoyan asked.

"Go to the gym!" Yan Di replied.

When Yan Di pushed open the door and walked into the gym, he was stunned by all this in front of him.

"Mom, is he doing sit-ups, or is he playing with his life?" Yan Di muttered to himself.

It's not that Yan Di hasn't seen a man with a good figure doing sit-ups before, but it's the first time he's seen it like Thunder Blade has always maintained such a fast pace.

Although Yan Di didn't count them one by one, he estimated that according to the frequency of this guy's movements, I am afraid that there would be at least two or three hundred in a minute.

Thinking that he would cry out in pain after doing forty in a minute, Yan Di's face suddenly turned red, and he couldn't help but scold: "Perverted! ”

Although Yan Di's scolding voice was small, it still did not escape Thunder Blade's keen ears.

Lei Blade sat up from the supine machine, looked at Yan Di at the door and smiled, "I said, I didn't offend you today, right?" Scold me as soon as you come in! ”

Yan Di saw that his scolding just now was heard by Lei Blade, and the blush on his face became even more dazzling, and when he walked in front of Thunder Blade, he simply shouted without doing anything: "You fight three by yourself, do sit-ups like a spring, isn't it a pervert?" I'm just stating one fact. ”

Lei Blade was in a good mood at this time, and he was too lazy to argue with this chick, so he asked with a smile, "What are you doing here?" ”

What am I doing here? Naturally, I'm worried about you and see if you're hurt.

Although Yan Di's original intention was like this, she couldn't say these ambiguous words, so she could only roll her eyes and shout calmly: "This is the gym, I'm here, of course I'm here to work out, do you think this girl is here to see you?" ”

"It's working time, isn't it?" Thunderblade smiled bitterly.

"You have to take care of it! You can come now, can't this girl come now? Yan Di glared at the Thunder Blade fiercely, walked over to the barbell, and wanted to lift it. Unexpectedly, he didn't stand firm under his feet, and his whole body fell backwards.

"Be careful!" Thunder Blade hurriedly stretched out his hands and wrapped his arms around Yan Di's little white waist, letting her fall into his arms.

"This guy's arms are really ...... It's warm! Just as Yan Di closed his eyes and wanted to get into trouble, the door was pushed open.

"You ......" Xu Yang and Hou Yi at the door looked at the posture of the two at this time, and opened their mouths and didn't know what to say.