Chapter 2: The Old Witch
The news on the screen clearly recounts this incident:
"At eight o'clock yesterday, a suspicious man hurriedly entered the bank, but the bank's security personnel noticed that his whereabouts were suspicious, and came forward to question him, but the man knocked down the gun-wielding security personnel with his bare hands, and when the police arrived, the man had robbed 300,000 yuan and fled. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
From the mobile phones of the onlookers and the surveillance cameras, such a horrific scene was filmed.
'The moment the man knocked down two security guards with guns'
'Dynamic Diagram'
'Man escapes from the bank, escapes from the crowd and jumps eight metres high'
'Dynamic Diagram'
The man spun silk in his hand, twisted the tall building opposite, and swept away! ’
‘……’”
"It's all P's, isn't it?" Lu Yang was a little unconvinced, although these three dynamic pictures were extremely clear, but knocking down the person with the gun with his bare hands, especially if he jumped eight meters high, he would spin silk in his hand, this is really a bit inhuman.
"Hehe, Brother Yang, now you know why this news is better than the novel, right?" Bangs trembled with that round face, hehehe, smiled.
Lu Yang nodded and said with a smile: "It's written like a fantasy novel, this editor is quite imaginative."
"Lu Yang, this is indeed a true thing, it has been identified, this picture has not been P" Wang Shu raised his glasses and said seriously.
"Didn't get P? That's probably taken out of the movie," Lu Yang also said seriously.
"It's true, don't believe it, Yoko, look at what media reports this is" Guan Shan stretched out his thick hand and pointed at the top left of the screen.
"Huaguo Daily?" Lu Yang couldn't believe it, and pronounced the name of the media.
"When will the state media report this kind of fake news?"
Wang Shu couldn't help but raise his glasses, "Lu Yang, what is fake news?" That's the real thing! ”
"This isn't the first time this has happened, okay? Lu Yang, how long has it been since you watched the news? ”
"It's been a while," Lu Yang smiled, but he really believed it in his heart.
"Hehe, Brother Yang, although this seems like a fantasy novel, it is really true" Liu Hai said,
"Originally, I wanted to ask Brother Yang to get up and watch, after all, you like these fantasy things the most, but you woke up early"
"What do you mean I like this kind of thing? I just like to read some fantasy novels," Lu Yang scolded with a smile, but his eyes fell on the computer screen again, the dynamic picture.
At this time, I looked at it again, but my eyes were a little complicated, staring straight ahead.
"Yangzi, look at it, maybe this is the harbinger of the coming of the fantasy world, maybe in the future, the brothers will be able to cultivate immortals and cultivate the truth, and when the time comes, the sword will fly and dominate the world, wouldn't it be wonderful?" Guan Shan said excitedly with foaming at the foam.
"It's still a fantasy world, I don't think it's me who is obsessed with this fantasy, it's you, right?" Lu Yang said speechlessly.
"Okay, you guys continue to watch your fantasy news, I'll go to bed first" said and took care of the reactions of a few people, and went to bed on his own.
"Well, Yoko, when you see such news, you're not shocked at all," Guan Shan roared.
"Yes, Brother Yang, such exciting and interesting news" Liu Hai was also dissatisfied with Lu Yang's reaction, shocked when he said yes, surprised when he said yes? How can it be so calm.
"Shocking, isn't it?" Lu Yang said casually, and took out his mobile phone from the side of the bed, "Well, I'll show you, it's 2:30 in the morning, you are still in such good spirits, I hope you can keep this state until 8 o'clock tomorrow morning!" ”
Lu Yang looked at the three of them, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "I have to remind you, tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, the old witch's class!" ”
After speaking, Lu Yang lay flat on the bed and closed his eyes.
Then I heard a voice in my ear, "Alas! it! Tomorrow is the old witch's lesson! ”
"Damn,! Brother Yang, you didn't say it earlier."
"Calm down, you two calm down!" Wang Shu's voice.
"Bang!" This is the sound of bangs' hundreds of pounds of meat thrown on the bed.
"Quack, quack, quack......" This is the sound of climbing the bed ladder in Guanshan.
"Da Da Da!" This is the book of kings!
"Smack!" The lights went out.
In the dark, Lu Yang took out his mobile phone again and took a look, and what was displayed on the screen was a book he was chasing recently - "Urban Cultivation of Immortals".
glanced at it, put it down again, but what came to mind was the picture of the man jumping eight meters high in the news.
Lu Yang's heart was far from being as calm as he appeared, he was a little excited, and even faintly looking forward to it.
"If that's true, how nice would it be...... Fantasy world! Lu Yang muttered.
Lu Yang opened his eyes in a daze, as if he was thinking about something in his head, as if he was reminiscing......
In the dormitory, the breathing of the four gradually stabilized, and the entire dormitory fell silent.
The first to fall asleep was not the fat bangs, but Wang Shu, who would self-hypnosis.
There was no word all night until dawn.
At seven or forty in the morning, Lu Yang had already washed up, got dressed, and sat at the table under his bed.
The other three were still in bed at this time.
"Emma! it, get up! Hurry up, Made, it's going to be late, it's going to be late! Guan Shan woke up the other two with a single voice.
Wang Shu had a cold face, sat up, and instantly sobered up.
Bangs leaned on the bed in a daze, shrugging his eyelids, sleepy.
"Don't sleep, you're going to be late, you're going to be late! Do you understand! Fat Liu, I said you! Guan Shan yelled, his movements in his hands were not slow, and his clothes and pants were put on in an instant and jumped up from the bed.
Wang Shu also dressed in an orderly manner, but his eyes were a little cold, and he didn't speak.
The bangs are still dazed, sitting on the bed sleepy, and the head is down a little from time to time.
Lu Yang looked at the three people with interest.
Guan Shan is an anxious person, and he is in a hurry to do everything, including getting up.
Bangs are typical of those who can't sleep at night and can't wake up in the morning.
And Wang Shu has a very serious wake-up gas, basically if he is woken up in the morning, he will keep a cold face, according to himself, this is the sequelae of self-hypnosis.
Seeing that Wang Shu and Guan Shan had already gotten out of bed, only Liu Hai was still sitting on the bed, nodding from time to time as if fishing.
Lu Yang smiled and said loudly to the bangs, "Bangs, old witch!" Build a bridge! ”
Bangs listened to these two keywords, was dozing, and his body stiffened in an instant, and then he woke up completely, crying with a sad face.
"Brother Yang, you scare me!"
"Speed, otherwise it's not scared, it's real!" Lu Yang said lightly.
The bangs also moved instantly, brushed a few times, got dressed, and got off the bed.
"Jump!"
"Yoko, you do this every time, you get up early in the morning, but you don't wake us up!" Guan Shan complained.
"Didn't I let you sleep a little longer? Don't worry, the time has come," Lu Yang said.
"Let's go, there are ten minutes left" Wang Shu had a cold face, and as he spoke, he walked out.
Guan Shan Liu Hai and Lu Yang looked at each other, and also followed Wang Shu out.
"There are eight minutes left, if you walk to the classroom, it will take ten minutes, if you run, it will take four minutes," Wang Shu raised his glasses and said coldly.
"Then don't run!" Bangs screamed and ran out first.
Then everyone ran after them, running all the way.
This is the daily routine of getting up in Lu Yang's bedroom.
"Huhu ......" The four of them gasped violently, Lu Yang held on to the door, and he was a little overwhelmed when he ran over all the way.
"Wang Shu, how many minutes are left?" Lu Yang asked.
"Four minutes" Wang Shu raised his glasses and said calmly.
"Whew...... It's okay, it's numb, I'm scared to death," bangs screamed.
Lu Yang pushed the door in, and the entire large classroom was obviously quiet for a while, and then saw that it was Lu Yang and the others who made noise again.
"Scared to death...... I was really scared to death, I thought it was an old witch."
"Huhu, these four brothers are really warriors, they dare to step on the point"
"Talent, admire, admire!"
Bangs held his head high, and in this compliment, he walked in front step by step.
Wang Shu looked at the bangs in front of him coldly, indifferent to this.
As for Guan Shan, the reaction is similar to that of Bang Hai, like a general patrolling the soldiers.
"I said you, don't be scared, after a while, the old witch will come in from behind, and you will all die," Lu Yang couldn't help but say in the back.
The three people in front of them were still like this, but their steps were much faster.
When the four of them walked to the last row, there were exactly four seats, and the four of them sat down, and the whole classroom was completely full.
As soon as the four of them sat down, the door opened again, and the whole classroom fell silent.
"Da Da Da ......"
High heels stepped on the ground and walked in.
Looking up from his feet, red high heels, black stockings, beautiful legs, willow waist, hips, wearing a floral short skirt.
Plump breasts, bare white tender arms, wearing short-sleeved knitwear.
She has a fair jade neck, a tender face, flaming red lips, seductive eyelashes, rippling eyes, and hair scattered on her fragrant shoulders.
This is a beautiful woman, this is the first reaction of anyone who sees this woman.
But at this time, everyone in the classroom did not dare to come out, and they all looked at this woman nervously.
For this woman is the old witch of the people's mouths.
The beauty pursed her lips and smiled, of course, in the eyes of the people sitting below, it was extremely evil.
"Very good, no one was absent today, I am very satisfied" This beautiful and pleasant voice was heard in everyone's ears and made everyone feel relieved.
There was a burst of gassing sound in the entire classroom, and even Lu Yang was no exception.
"Okay, let's talk about the application of eyes in hypnosis today......"
The 'Old Witch' was beautiful, and everyone initially took her class, Fundamentals of Hypnosis, because of her beauty
But she let everyone really know what it means to be a beauty.
Lu Yang was brushing his bangs in a cold sweat next to him, and he was the one who suffered from it.
In the first class, she completed the transformation from an angel to a demon, and successfully gave everyone a dismount.
I remember that at that time, Liu Hai was looking at the legs of this 'old witch', and the 'old witch' was also like now, smiling enchantingly, and asked Liu Hai to go up and cooperate with her to do a hypnotic demonstration for her classmates, with this opportunity to have intimate contact with beautiful women, how could Liu Hai not be happy.
Then the hypnosis succeeded, and the 'bridge to people' was successful, and the performance was: the bangs were stiff all over the body, completely unable to move, like a sculpture, and were placed next to the podium for a whole big class.
When the bangs came down, they were going to cry, and after this time, they left a serious psychological shadow in the bangs' heart.
So before Lu Yang mentioned 'building a bridge', Liu Hai was so scared.
As for the one on the stage at this time, he also successfully spread his reputation - the old witch