Chapter 318: Rotten Wood Can't Be Carved
The restaurant is simple, although the meals are also very simple, but the most important thing to eat is who to eat with, after a few glasses of wine, no one cares about the only meat dish on this table is a few salted duck eggs.
Hua Cuo seemed to be particularly excited today, and the whole table counted him as the most active toast, and after walking back and forth twice, he began to "kill", especially for Tang Yue, Hua Cuo always changed his way to drink with her.
"Speaking of which, among us, I am closer to Tang Yue, what about weishenme? Because we have the same identity, we are all Brother Xiao's bodyguards, so I have to touch Tang Yue with this glass of wine no matter what, come, Xiao Tang, I respect you for this cup, do it! Hua Cuo said, tilting his head back from the glass and drinking it down.
Tang Yue has been poured several glasses under various excuses today, she usually rarely drinks alcohol, and it is already too much to drink such a few glasses, but seeing that Hua Cuo has dried up the wine, she can only look at her cup and grit her teeth, and she is also ready to forcibly pour it.
At this time, Zhao Zhidong stood up, snatched the cup from Tang Yue's hand, and said lightly: "She drank too much today, I'll do this cup for you!" As he spoke, he was about to pour the wine, but Hua Cuo reached out and stopped him, "No, I specially salute Tang Yue for this glass of wine, and no one can help!" ”
"Tang Yue is my sister-in-law, I have to help with whatever I say." Zhao Zhidong's tone was firm.
Hua Cuo glanced at this piece of rotten wood that could not be carved, and made a killer move, "You can help, but today I am the east, so I have to set up a rule, and those who want to help drink today must drink three glasses!" Hua Cuo said, found a few more beer glasses, poured three glasses full, pointed to the three wine glasses and said to Zhao Zhidong: "How about it?" Can it still help? ”
Zhao Zhidong didn't say a word, and poured the three glasses into his stomach without hesitation, three glasses of spirits, no matter how good the amount of wine is, no one can stand it if they continue to do it, but Zhao Zhidong looked at Hua Cuo without changing his face.
Hua Cuo was stunned and slapped the table hard, "Okay, count you awesome, Xiao Tang, I'll toast you three more cups!" After finishing speaking, he glanced at Zhao Zhidong again, "If you want to help this time, you have to drink nine cups, can you still help?" ”
Zhao Zhidong pointed to the cup in front of him, "It's full!" ”
Hua Cuo is not polite, in his eyes, Zhao Zhidong is pretending, these nine large cups of liquor are not a joke, and he hurriedly stacked a row of cups in front of Zhao Zhidong and poured them all full.
Tang Yue gently pulled Zhao Zhidong, "Either I'll come by myself." ”
Zhao Zhidong looked at Tang Yue and smiled, then picked up a glass of wine and drank it, then the second glass, and then the third glass...... After nine glasses of wine, without pause, a cheering applause rang out on the table.
Hua Cuo sat on the chair and looked at Zhao Zhidong with prismatic eyes, panting heavily, thinking that the mud just can't support the wall, and he deserves to be single!
When it was different from Zhao Zhidong, Guo Er's kid was a little bit unsympathetic, not only did he keep toasting to Han Ling, but he also added oil and vinegar to others when he was toasting Han Ling, Han Ling's alcohol consumption was slightly better than Tang Yue's, but after a few rounds, his fair cheeks still blushed.
How could Xiao Yi not see the wrong thoughts, and occasionally cooperated with Tang Yue to toast, but most of them were stopped by Zhao Zhidong, an uncompetitive guy, who paid three times the price, and Xiao Yi also shook his head.
Ling Zihan's personality is already bold, on such occasions, there is no need for Xiao Yi to block wine for her, it has always been a soldier to block the water and cover the earth, whoever toasts her with one glass, she will give two glasses in return, and everyone drank happily, Ling Zihan's amount of alcohol Xiao Yi was clear, so he didn't do the heroic thing of saving beauty, but occasionally put some tofu and other foods that can relieve hangover in Ling Zihan's bowl.
"Wow!"
Suddenly, a howl and cry sounded for no reason, and everyone turned their heads to look, only to see Wei Yong crying with his throat beating his chest, he didn't drink less today, and he felt like the world was spinning until now.
"Xiao Yong, what's wrong?" Xiao Yi had never seen Wei Yong like this, with a puzzled expression.
Everyone also asked Wei Yong with concern, in their impression, Wei Yong has always been an honest and cool-headed person, the most calm one on any occasion, if the two neuropaths who are crying today are Guo Er and Hua Cuo, everyone will definitely not feel anything unusual, but it will be strange to change it to Wei Yong.
After Wei Yong cried for a while, he sobbed and said, "You are all in pairs, I miss my Lanlan, wow!" After saying that, he continued to cry.
After Helan Lan graduated and did business in China for a period of time, she went to a famous foreign university to continue her studies, and she rarely came back, only three times in the past few years.
Wei Yong's sentence made Tang Yue and Han Ling a little shy, although they both had a good impression of the man sitting next to them, but the relationship was not clear after all.
"Don't cry, Lan Lan called me this morning, saying that she will be back in a while, and she won't leave this time." Ling Zihan and Helan were sisters when they were students, so they knew Helan very well.
"Really?" Wei Yong's crying stopped abruptly, "Then why didn't she tell me?" ”
"She said she was going to surprise you, I wasn't going to tell you, but seeing that you were crying so sadly, I told you."
"Hahahaha, sister-in-law, I love you, I toast you!" Wei Yong burst into tears and laughed, picked up a glass of wine excitedly, and then suddenly realized something, and quickly turned his head to look at Xiao Yi, who had strange eyes, and explained embarrassedly: "The love I am talking about is the love of friendship, hehe......"
"Punish yourself for three cups, forget it!" Xiao Yi had no intention of letting Wei Yong go.
"Hehe, three cups are three cups, sister-in-law, I respect you, do it!"
A group of people pushed the cup and changed the lamp, swaying their youthful passion to the fullest, of course, this does not include the flower mistake, although the flower mistake also has passion, but it is not the passion of youth, he is a person who runs four.
"I propose that we drink this cup together to commemorate our dying youth!" Guo Er excitedly picked up his wine glass.
"Drink, must drink, toast to the tail of our youth!" The crowd agreed.
Hua Cuo also smiled and said, "Our youth is so beautiful, our youth is so young, for our youth, this glass of wine ......"
Before Hua Cuo finished speaking, Guo Er looked at him with disdain and said, "Uncle Hua Cuo, I'm sorry, this glass of wine is our young people's toast for youth, you better sit down!" ”
"I'm ......" Hua snorted angrily, "I'm also young!" ”
"Yes, yes, you're also young, you're going to do it in the second spring, but you'd better sit down and drink, at your age, we'll be guilty of our juniors when you stay for a while!" Guo Er's mouth is very damaged, especially when it comes to Hua Cuo, among their brothers, Xiao Yi needless to say, Wei Yong is usually taciturn, and Zhao Zhidong's violent maniac always loves to kick his ass, so Hua Cuo has become the only object he can "bully", and he always doesn't let go of the opportunity.
Everyone staggered, pushed cups and changed glasses, and drank so lively, one drank until half past three in the morning, and then they supported each other and swayed out of the food stall.
After everyone walked out of the door, he called the boss aside and whispered, "Boss, can you give a discount on this meal?" ”
The boss smiled and said: "Brother, we did a small business, we didn't make a lot of money, and if I discounted it again, I would lose money, hehe, please forgive me......"
"Oh yes, look at your slamming appearance, we haven't known each other for a day or two, everyone is an old acquaintance, so let's give it a convenience?" Hua Tso said this to the food stall owner he met for the first time.
The boss still smiled and said: "Brother, this is really not good, my family depends on this shop for support, don't embarrass me." ”
After a while, the boss just didn't let go, and always smiled and refused.
"Nima! Know who I am no! Hua Cuo suddenly revealed his fierce face, glared at the boss viciously and said: "Uncle came to you for dinner today to give you face, believe it or not, Lao Tzu smashed your shop!" After Hua Cuo finished speaking, with a wave of his palm, he smashed a table that was already a little shaky and smashed it apart.
Where has the boss seen such a "martial arts master", and seeing that the other party's fierce appearance is not a good stubble, he hurriedly panicked: "Don't, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please don't be surprised, even if I have a treat for this meal!" ”
"Don't talk about this, I'm not that kind of person, you can give a 50% discount, as much as you want, I'm a quality person." Spend the wrong way and find two hundred yuan, "plus the drink, a total of three hundred and ninety-eight yuan, five discounts are one hundred and ninety-nine yuan, I will give you two hundred, no need to look for change!" As he spoke, he boldly put the two hundred yuan in front of the boss, as if he had thought of something again, "Oh, tear up the invoice for me, tear it up for five hundred yuan." ”
That night, everyone did not go back to their accommodation, but went to the hotel to open a few rooms, Wei Yong one, Xiao Yi and Ling Zihan one, Guo Er and Han Ling one, Zhao Zhidong and Tang Yue one.
Early the next morning, as soon as Zhao Zhidong went out, he saw a sneaky flower mistake in the corridor, and when he saw Zhao Zhidong come out, he asked obscenely: "How was last night?" ”
Zhao Zhidong was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”
"Nonsense, that's it, how's it going?"
Zhao Zhidong was still puzzled, "Which one is it?" ”
Hua Cuo was anxious to split this unenlightened kid with a knife, gritted his teeth and said, "Did you put Tang Yue on last night?" ”
Zhao Zhidong was stunned, and then shook his head, "I don't know." ”
"Don't know?"
"Well, I just remember that after I went back to my room last night, Satsuki poured me a glass of water, and then I fell asleep in a daze, and I didn't wake up until just now, ready to go down and buy a box of cigarettes."
"What about Tang Yue?"
"Oh, she, she left me a note, saying that she went back to the Red Gang, Master Zheng has not been in good health for the past two days, she has to go and see."
"Did you get dressed when you woke up today?" Hua Cuo still has a hint of luck in his heart.
"Of course I wore it, I drank too much last night and slept in my clothes."
Hua Cuo felt like the world was spinning for a while, and there was an urge to kick this uncarvable piece of rotten wood into the Pacific Ocean.
"By the way, what are you doing here early in the morning?" Zhao Zhidong asked.
Hua Wrong Tooth clucked, "Think about a problem here!" ”
"What's the problem?"
"Rotten wood really can't be carved, and mud really can't hold up the wall!" Hua Wrong almost roared.
Zhao Zhidong was stunned, "Rotten wood? Slush? I don't understand, you think slowly, I'll go down and buy a box of cigarettes first. ”
Just as Hua Cuo was about to roar to the sky, Guo Er also walked out of the room, his face full of excitement and happiness.