Chapter 165: The Village Chief's Wit and Sending Away the Evil Star (August 14, Third Shift)
Seeing that the village chief and the spy were so mysterious in early summer, he couldn't help but chuckle: "Village chief, use it so exaggeratedly." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Yes." The village chief replied with a serious face.
Chu Xia was dumbfounded, she was just joking, she didn't expect the village chief to answer so seriously.
Seeing Chu Xia's disapproving face, the village chief couldn't help but say with a straight face: "You don't know this Director Xu, he is famous for being lustful in our town." If he sees you, a stunning beauty, he may not know how to make a moth. ”
"Why is he so bold, no one cares?" The early summer still did not blend into this era, but asked with the thoughts of modern people.
"Everyone is too busy to take care of themselves, where is the leisure to take care of the rest." What the village chief didn't say was that everyone was afraid that he would report it, and it would be uncomfortable for anyone to go on the pole.
Not wanting to talk about these annoying things anymore, Chu Xia changed the topic and asked, "Village Chief, why are you here?" ”
The village chief smiled bitterly and replied, "I came to discuss with you, why did you invite this evil star away?" ”
Chu Xia spread his hands and said helplessly: "Village Chief, you treat me as a ********, and I have nothing to do about this kind of scoundrel." ”
"What then? You can't watch the whole village be criticized. "After being the village chief for so many years, although he also has a gap in his heart, he is also full of sorrow when dealing with this kind of scoundrel to the extreme.
In the early summer, he knew that this was caused by the idea of raising pigs, chickens and ducks for the village, so he knocked on his head, racked his brains and thought, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice, "Raising pigs, chickens and ducks are all collective, not individual, what does it matter, if you want me to say, we are generating income and reducing the burden on the country, why should we deduct the hat of digging the corner of socialism." "In the end, she was a little bit uneven.
One sentence woke up the village chief like an initiation, yes, pigs, chickens and ducks are all raised collectively, not individually. Since it is collective, they are not digging into the corners of socialism.
The village chief patted his thigh and laughed: "In early summer, you are still smart, otherwise our whole village will suffer." ”
Without waiting for the early summer to respond, the village chief was like a gust of wind, blowing away, looking at the back of the village chief as if he was dozens of years younger, and the early summer scratched his scalp speechlessly, how many does this mean?
When the village chief returned to the brigade headquarters again, the people in the village had already gathered.
Seeing that the village chief was coming, they all looked at the village chief with uneasiness written on their faces.
"Village Chief Zhang, you fell into the toilet, why did it take so long?" Director Wu was impatient to wait for a long time, and began to fire when he saw the village chief.
"I got a cold last night, and I had a bit of a stomach upset." scolded in his heart, and replied with a smile on his lips.
"Okay, don't fix those useless things, let's get down to business." Thinking of the little daughter-in-law he just fell in love with yesterday, Xu Aiguo felt a little itchy.
"Okay, okay." The village chief replied again and again.
Seeing that the village chief had a good attitude, Xu Aiguo narrowed his eyes and said, "Village chief, let's go to each household to search first." With that, he lifted his feet and left, followed by the village chief.
After a burst of chickens and dogs, Xu Aiguo had a chicken feather on his head, and his face was blue, what is going on, why is there no more in the whole village, could it be that Wu Mingda's kid is shabu himself?
"Director Xu, look, you have searched for it, our village is all the good people of the chairman, and they are all staunch proletarian revolutionary fighters who can withstand the wind and rain!" The more the village chief spoke, the more enthusiastic he became, and while exhaling a breath of turbidity, the village chief finally asked cautiously: "Look, let's forget it." ”
Forget it, how can Xu Aiguo, who loves face, give up, not to mention that he has been idle recently, just he came to Lao Pimple Village with great fanfare, this small mountain village that doesn't seem to poop in his eyes, can't go back empty-handed!
Seeing that Xu Aiguo was a little moved, the village chief saw that he wanted to get some cheapness, so he hurriedly said: "Director Xu, our village is close to the mountains, and there are all kinds of wild game in the mountains, in order to thank you for visiting our village, we decided to send you some game to taste, so that you can know our village better." "That's called a righteous Ling Ran.
Xu Aiguo saw that the village chief was so good, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise a little, and he still pretended to excuse himself: "Village Chief Zhang, you're not right, we are all good revolutionary soldiers, how can we be corroded by sugar-coated shells." ”
The village chief admitted his mistake in his mouth, the movements of his hands were not slow, and he caught five chickens and five ducks for Xu Aiguo. But the man had to bow his head under the eaves, and still caught fifteen more chickens and fifteen ducks for him, and he nodded with satisfaction. The village chief gave up.
More than a dozen Red Guards behind Xu Aiguo grabbed chickens and ducks with happy faces, and followed Director Xu to have meat to eat, and Xu Aiguo was even more proud.
When the village chief saw that this is hello, I am good, everyone is fine, and he immediately had confidence, cleared his throat, and shouted loudly: "Director Xu, the villagers of our village have absolutely not dug the corners of socialism, they are all qualified socialist farmers, and you are welcome to come and guide the work of our village at any time." A tall hat buttoned down.
Seeing that the village chief was so good at talking, Xu Aiguo's already small eyes were even more invisible, "Well, the villagers in your village are all good comrades, you must continue to maintain it, and you must work hard to contribute to the construction of socialism." After speaking, he patted the village chief on the shoulder in a friendly way. The village chief secretly pouted, this is a short man!
Xu Aiguo said a bunch of nonsense again, and then left with a dozen Red Guards behind him in a majestic manner.
Seeing this group of evil stars walk out of the village, until there is no human figure in sight, the villagers breathe a sigh of relief, as soon as this group of evil stars comes, the village is like locusts crossing the border, and the losses are heavy.
I got the news that the evil stars were gone, and I came from next door in the early summer, and as soon as I came, I heard everyone talking about how witty the village chief was.
Chu Xia smiled at the village chief, and couldn't help but joke: "Okay, village chief, when this was put aside in the War of Resistance Against Japan, you were a hero." He gave a thumbs up.
The village chief blushed embarrassedly, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I'm nervous enough, don't make fun of my old man anymore." ”
"Okay, let's stop talking." After saying that, Chu Xia couldn't help but burst out laughing, "I didn't expect your old man to be embarrassed at times, I thought you couldn't get through the bullets with your thick face." Although the two are many years apart, they are both people of the same generation, plus they have lived for more than 30 years in their previous life, and they have not treated themselves as juniors, and they are not too big or small.
The village chief glared at her and didn't speak, turned to the villagers who had not yet disbanded and said, "Today's incident is over, and everyone's mouth will be tighter in the future, otherwise I don't know when I will get into trouble." ”