Chapter 319: No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives
After Deng Bao, who got up from the bed, understood what was going on, he first shouted that he was going to eat in the cafeteria at night to show our three-three-three demeanor. Wen Jingran only used one sentence to hit him honestly, and he only dared to stand up and didn't dare to really express his position.
"If you encounter those sports students fighting, do you dare to play?"
Deng Bao wanted to refute, but he didn't say it a few times, not to mention fighting from childhood to adulthood, he had a quarrel with a girl at school, and his parents, grandparents and grandparents would all be present early the next morning, not letting the other party's parents daoqian, these people will not give up, if there is still resistance, that is, the seven aunts and eight aunts are all present, and dozens of people from the two families will question you in front of you, Deng Bao has been baby-faced and cute since he was a child, and he will pretend to be pitiful, so he has never let his family slap his face in this regard, The ability to win sympathy is superb.
While Deng Bao was watching the forum and enjoying Dongge's mighty posture, Wen Jingran looked very excited: "Lao Zhang, what kind of game do you want to put up tonight, it won't be just talking, right?" ”
Zhang Shidong said with a smile: "I got the mind, you got a big number of cars, and you can only get bigger and bigger when you get to Zuihou, don't worry, I can handle it, if you can dredge it when you enter the bureau." ”
Wen Jingran glanced at him: "That's no problem, but I have to go to the food stalls to drink at night." ”
Zhang Shidong smiled and recognized his support, everyone is not familiar enough to be able to share the trouble with each other unconditionally, Wu Gang's righteousness and Wen Jingran's righteousness have been shown to this extent, it is enough, and then there is his greed and the stupidity of the two people.
More than an hour before dinner, the 303 bedroom was lively. Almost all the freshmen who got the news did not miss the opportunity, and they came to the three zeros, some expressed their support for the freshmen, and some expressed their admiration, Zhang Shidong and the three were not good at communicating, and originally thought that Wu Gang in the army would be worse, but his ability made everyone's eyes shine and ushered in the send-off, although it cost a piece of Wen Jingran to throw down China. But the entire freshman dormitory building recognized the existence of 303. I even met Wu Gang, and in more than an hour, his mobile phone number was sent out to Bai Times, and there were more than 100 phone numbers in the phone book.
Zhang Shidong jokingly said. Simply the head of the 303 dormitory directly serves as the head of the freshman dormitory. It was just a joke. It didn't take long for Wu Gang to really do it. Three-three-three has also become a relatively legendary place.
This legend is different from Zhang Shidong's astonishing move, this legend needs to be consumed. Fortunately, neither Wen Jingran nor Zhang Shidong, who broke out in the later period, are not stingy with money.
For a long time, I could hear the sound in the corridor every day: "Lou Chang, Brother Gang, Lao Wu, the rivers and lakes are in emergency." ”
Then there will be another shirtless man in slippers in front of the door of Three-Three, with a flattering smile on his face, hunched over and waiting for Three-Three's door to open.
Wu Gang will throw out all kinds of things, such as smoking in the middle of the night without a cigarette in the rivers and lakes to save the emergency, in the middle of the night hungry in the rivers and lakes to rescue two buckets of instant noodles, no pieces to guide some, or simply in the bedroom hot like a dead dog really can't sleep, at this time it is time to fight the relationship, can not be disgusted by the three zero three people, the relationship is not bad, there is a chance to drill into here on a hot day, in a cool environment, occasionally you can use everyone's idle notebook to sit together and play games.
Wu Gang is a very reassuring person, he is not short of money but does not have much spare money, to ensure that his life in the school is acceptable, to be a building manager who can always save the rivers and lakes, just relying on Wen Jingran and Zhang Shidong is obviously not his style, as much as possible to save every living expenses that can be saved, do not treat themselves as a premise, and then inject funds into the emergency funds.
As for Deng Bao, he will always be heartless, he finally left home, having a good time is his only purpose, never intrigue and no intention to conflict with anyone, the work after graduating from college has been arranged by the family, there are no worries at all, sometimes when you come across the supermarket, you will buy more, and no matter who eats and drinks, anyway, most of the things you buy back are thrown directly into the cabinet next to the door, and the food he wants to eat is directly placed on the desk.
If Zhang Shidong and Wen Jingran are not there, the 303 dormitory will immediately become a gathering place for everyone, but no matter what, everyone who comes knows that they have to clean up after playing, and the super-level computer can be used casually, which does not mean that the two of them are a player who can tolerate your wanton harm to things.
The two of them are a little afraid, Zhang Shidong is because of today's legendary move, Wen Jingran's Land Rover worth nearly one million is not an ornament, and it is much more comfortable to sit down with such a rich second generation who does not have many shelves to occasionally sit down and enjoy war art films, smoke a cigarette and brag about bulls together.
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Luo Qingshui likes to be quiet, so she is the only one in her bedroom, the beds are still those beds, three are empty, her bed is in the window, she was reading a book in bed She received a text message, frowned, got out of bed and turned on the computer to log in to the school's forum, looked at the picture above, and after thinking for a long time, dialed Yue Tianlu's phone: "Zhang Shidong Weishenme came to the magic capital?" ”
Yue Tianlu, who was inspecting a martial arts school near the Demon Capital, was stunned for a moment, motioned to the people around him to wait, and walked aside with his mobile phone: "Weishenme mentioned him?" ”
Luo Qingshui: "He's in my school, a freshman, he's a murderer, can Weishenme still allow him to live in a society of ordinary people?" ”
Yue Tianlu blinked: "Do you have a misunderstanding with him, how can he be the Murder Demon King." ”
Luo Qingshui: "I will call the police when necessary, and now he is causing trouble at school, will no one pay attention to it until there is bloodshed?" ”
Yue Tianlu: "You think too much, wait for me, I'll go over in the next two days." Don't mess around, don't mess with him, and if you want to continue to have a peaceful life, do as I say. ”
When Luo Qingshui was worried that the killer demon king was causing trouble, he was really in the night market stalls in the university town. Cold beer, fried seafood, barbecue, shirtless feet on the stool, open to the fullest, cheap prices are loved by nearby college students. If you want to drink and drink here, you can drink to your heart's content, more than 100 yuan, 200 yuan, five or six people are enough.
When the four people in Zhang Shidong's dormitory sat in a food stall, the stall's business suddenly improved, and several groups of people who came out of their school to watch the excitement also came here, and later saw that there was no place to find a booth nearby to sit down, ready to enjoy the big battle tonight, and wanted to see what kind of strength the person who could dunk and take off the basket had.
Zhang Shidong and Wu Gang were carrying wine bottles and blowing each other, Wen Jingran took two sips of a wine glass, and the remaining Deng Bao only took a sip and said that it was too unpleasant, and turned to drink juice, and then was laughed at by Wen Jingran. Touching his head: "Little friend." Do you need to drink some milk once in a while? ”
In just one day, Deng Bao forgot the oath of leaving home and swearing to go to school to learn to resist, compared his fist at Wen Jingran, lowered his head again and nibbled on roast chicken wings. There was already a pile of chicken wing bones in front of him. At first, I was a little scared. What should I do if I am afraid of a real fight for a while, should I run or hide with my head in my hands, or should I be brave and fearless? It's been almost an hour since I was eating, and the other party hasn't come yet. He became bold, thinking that the other party was afraid to come.
"It's coming, it's coming."
"Look, over there."
"Lao Wu, you run quickly, don't be reckless, there are too many people on the other side."
What scene, along the streets of the night market, gathered a dense crowd of people, people next to people, very domineering propulsive walking, looking at at least more than 100 people in the past, the first is the 11th and others, with the domineering demeanor of my eldest brother on his face, looking at people with his head and nostrils, and feeling that he is the most handsome at this moment.
Sports students in several universities and good fighters, between friends, you shout and I shout, hula comes to a hundred or so people, walking feel more face, some are in the middle of the edge of the position, if you see acquaintances on the road, will deliberately wave your hand to say hello, signaling that you are now following the team, something to say, as if you are going to do what a terrible thing.
Wen Jingran's face changed, he came to Zhang Shidong and dared to fight, but he didn't plan to be beaten by others, he subconsciously took out his mobile phone, and the plastic stool also rubbed back, so that his body could leave the table area as soon as possible.
Deng Bao was even more unbearable, the chicken wings in his mouth fell on the table, his hands stopped in front of him, and his voice trembled: "I, let's run." ”
Wu Gang's legs are also trembling, he is not afraid of fighting, the key is that there is no comparison at all, there are hundreds of people on the other side, how to fight, it is obviously the rhythm of being beaten, it is not as good as ......
"Run!"
With the two words spit out of Zhang Shidong's mouth, the three of them stood up for the first time and ran towards the distance with crazy steps, and they didn't notice that Zhang Shidong didn't move his body at all, and was still sitting there drinking beer and eating skewers.
No. 11 waved his hand very domineeringly, wanting to learn from the big brother in the movie, and with a wave of his hand, hundreds of younger brothers rushed forward frantically, crushing the enemy to death, but before the word was spoken, he found that the main man did not move at all, and sat there calmly, looking at him, his eyes were full of contempt.
"Ahem, cough, no, it's so lively, Brother Dong, you are really a troublemaker, and you won't stop anywhere." In the alley behind the food stall, a thin and withered man walked out first, completely the kind of character that everyone thought could be shot to death at once, but at the moment people were holding a big beauty girl in their arms that made many people secretly swallow saliva, and the big beauty was gentle and obedient to him.
"You are not right, it is gold that shines everywhere, and people who are jealous everywhere. Little pipe, how can you rush up with this physique, don't let people trample you to death directly. Another thin figure walked out, feminine and sickly fair skin, and the voice sounded very uncomfortable.
"Damn, rubbing the bath, haven't you heard a word, no matter how high your martial arts are, you're afraid of kitchen knives."
PS: Thank you for the reward of slashing the red dust with a knife and laughing at the changing world!
PS2: Seriously destroyed by the new starting point writer rating system.,Self-confidence is gone.,Self-pity for an afternoon without code words.,Allow me to only three more today.,Tomorrow I will continue to work hard.,The writer level,The slap is very painful.,Cover your face and cheer yourself up.,Work hard.,Sao Nian.。
PS3: zuihou said, ask for a monthly pass, the level system is a comprehensive measurement of income, monthly pass and seniority, in the future, those who don't compete for the list will also have to compete for a monthly pass, one more is one, please. Looking at the various treatments of the high level in the back, if you don't work hard, you will only be red-eyed. (To be continued......)