Chapter 180: There's a limit to being funny, right?
Liu Fang's expression was very calm, and he looked like a nobody. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoActually, his heart is not calm at all, and he is thinking quickly about countermeasures.
At present, it seems that these French exchange students have formed an alliance, and if they do not agree to their demands, it is estimated that it will not end well.
Of course, Liu Fang can let them all get out, but in this way, things will be big. Although the school leaders will not punish him for this, it is inevitable that they will have a bad impression of him.
This is also secondary, and the pressure is greater from senior leaders. Because this exchange program was finalized by high-ranking officials of France and China, and is a project filed with the Ministry of Education, if people are directly expelled, it will not affect the diplomatic relations between the two countries.
Besides, Liu Fang is the person in charge of the International Department, if he drives people away directly, isn't he equivalent to the commander of the light pole? How embarrassing it is.
To sum up, Liu Fang didn't choose to mess around, he thought to himself: It seems that this curly hair is the leader among them, if you want to get rid of this gang, you have to get rid of him first, where should I start?
Soon, Liu Fang paid attention, and he smiled slightly: "Everyone, depending on the situation, we don't seem to be able to get along, so let's solve it in another way." β
Curly was curious: "What way do you want to solve it?" β
Liu Fang showed a very pure smile: "Didn't you question my identity just now?" In that case, let's make an analogy. β
Curly immediately felt weak: "Gesture? What is the comparison? I'm telling you, we're never going to say yes to a fight! β
"That's right! Guess putty kung fu is so powerful, we are too bad! β
"Not bad! Can't compare to a fight! We disagree! β
Liu said with confidence: It seems that these guys have been poisoned by the movie, I don't know how to guess putty kung fu, and can barely play a set of tai chi, which is used for fitness, not for fighting.
Liu Fang thought of this and said, "You are all students, of course it is impossible to fight, we can compare something else." β
As soon as Curly Hair heard that he didn't compare kung fu, he immediately put his mind at ease: "No problem, whatever you want to compare, let's compare!" β
Liu said with confidence: This trick really works, it seems that as long as it is a young person, whether it is Eastern or Western, it is easier to be impulsive.
"I'm the host, and if I make the question, I will inevitably be suspected of bullying you, so it's up to you to make the question."
Curly laughed when he heard this: "Haha! This kid is hilarious! He said he didn't want people to be mistaken that he was bullying us! Hahahaha! β
The others immediately laughed, and the female translator standing at the door laughed, and she thought to herself: laugh, while you can still laugh, laugh a little longer, don't laugh for a while, I guess you won't be able to cry! Hum! He was a great mathematician β an internationally renowned mathematician! What a bunch of things that don't know the height of the sky!
This female translator has suffered a lot of grievances before, so it is not surprising that she will be somewhat dissatisfied in her heart, and she will secretly vent it.
When Curly Hair and the others were laughing, Liu Fang showed his white teeth, looking completely harmless to humans and animals. When everyone was almost laughing, Liu Fang spoke: "What is your opinion?" β
Curly stopped laughing and said confidently: "Before the comparison, we want to figure out the consequences that need to be borne by both sides after failure, and we will explain this clearly first, and then talk about other things." β
Liu Fang nodded: "Let me tell you my opinion first, if I win, you must accept my arrangement unconditionally, do you agree?" β
Curly immediately nodded: "Okay!" If you win, we'll all accept the school's offer! But what if you lose? β
"If I lose, I will arrange a single dormitory for each of you as you say, and even if there is not enough space, I will make room for you."
Curly clapped his hands: "Good! Deal! β
Liu Fang smiled slightly: "Next, let's talk about the content of the competition, it's better for me to let you make the questions, otherwise you really won't have a little chance of winning." β
Curly felt that Liu Fang was despising himself, and he was so angry that he couldn't do it, but he exhaled angrily: "This is what you said, wait a minute, don't blame us for bullying you for your young age!" β
Liu Fang smiled: "Of course I said this, don't say that I don't respect the elderly later." β
Curly was enraged, and in order to get back on the field, he deliberately mocked: "Then come on, I'll come up with the first question, seeing that you are not very old, I won't embarrass you, just come up with an addition and subtraction method, and the three-digit addition and subtraction reaction should be enough." β
"Haha! I think that's enough! β
"Wouldn't three digits be too big? Double digits should be fine, right? Ha ha! β
"Hey, we can't disrespect others! The three-digit digits are not high or low, just right! Hahahaha! β
The female translator standing at the door couldn't hold back any longer when she heard this, and giggled, and her voice was still very loud.
Curly and the others, who were laughing loudly, were a little confused, everyone stopped, watching the female translator holding her stomach and laughing non-stop, and they couldn't figure out what kind of neurosis this woman had.
After a while, Curly couldn't help but ask, "Translator, what are you laughing at?" β
The female translator waved her hand again and again: "It's nothing, it's just that I thought of something happier." β
After speaking, the female translator stepped aside, laughing and saying in her heart: Even PoincarΓ©'s conjecture can't help Liu Fang, you actually came up with three-digit addition and subtraction, isn't it funny? Even if it's funny, there's a limit, right? Oh my mother, I can't do it, my stomach hurts with laughter!
Liu Fang also thought it was funny, in order to hit the arrogance of these people, he deliberately teased: "I have long been out of the scope of addition and subtraction, and if I have the ability, I will multiply and divide." β
Curly hair and the others burst into laughter when they heard this, and everyone said: This guy can only mix in multiplication and division, what are we afraid of?
Director Yu on the side couldn't understand French, and when she saw Liu Fang coming, she made these French students laugh non-stop, and even the female translator couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help but say: He is worthy of being a genius mathematician, and he has the ability! I persuaded hard for a long time, but it didn't even have any effect, Liu Fang only came for a while, and he mingled with these foreign students, and he, the director, really didn't give it in vain!
"Have you laughed enough? If you've laughed enough, let's get the question. β
"Okay, please listen to the first question - what is 185 times 736?"
Liu Fang blurted out: "136160."
Curly was stunned: "Yo, it's pretty powerful, come on!" 544 times 279 equalsβ"
Liu Fang didn't wait for him to finish before he replied, "151776."
Curly was stunned again: "I will still rush to answer, okay, come again!" 7934 divided by 22 equalsβ"
Liu Fang still replied: "360.636363 - followed by an infinite loop of 63." β
Curly faintly felt that something was wrong, and he thought to himself: Is this guy a calculator? Why is it that when I hear a question, I can calculate the answer? Even if it's a calculator, it takes time to enter numbers!