Chapter 250: Jokes should be done in moderation
The first few students came to the stage and said a few words, most of them were modest and peaceful, there was no high-minded talk, Chen Hao watched silently in the audience, and sighed in his heart that these years are really a knife, and everyone who has been carved out has different figures and personalities.
A classmate, nicknamed "Little Guy", was not enough for 1.6 meters before graduating from high school, and now he is almost 1.8 meters.
The tall and thin sports committee member in high school, who was the prince charming of the girls in the class at the time, is now fat, big-eared, white, and chubby, like a Maitreya Buddha.
In high school, he was as wooden as Chen Hao's study committee, and now after taking the stage, he began to talk about his experience of studying abroad.
is also mixed with officialdom, Ye Jingcheng still has a hippie smile and looks very affectionate when he sees anyone, but the secretary of the Youth League began to play an official tone.
There was a female classmate who once sat in front of Chen Hao, and in Chen Hao's impression, she looked very ordinary, and her figure was also very thin, with a pair of black-framed glasses, like a child who didn't grow up.
Now that Chen Hao saw her, his eyes were about to fall to the ground, and she had become a beautiful woman as beautiful as a movie star.
Curious, Chen Hao turned on the scanning function of the glasses and scanned her from head to toe, but found traces of cosmetic surgery in many parts of her body, especially the firm chest stuffed with silicone.
What made Chen Hao feel the most sad was Chen Hao's first love in high school, no, it should be said that he was a crush, because he had never confessed to this girl, nor had he ever been alone with this girl. That girl didn't even know that there was a person named Chen Hao who was paying attention to her all the time, thinking about her.
A girl who looks refreshing, has a cute and playful personality, and has long and smooth hair neatly draped over her shoulders, but now she wears heavy makeup, her explosive hair is dyed colorful, the nails on her fingers are painted black, and there are so many rings on her fingers that Chen Hao can't count them.
has been in this society for a long time, and these once simple boys and girls no longer have the simplicity of high school, but with a sense of sleek and snobbish.
It was Chen Hao's turn, Chen Hao came to the stage and said two simple sentences: "I graduated from Hudong Medical University last year and now work as a doctor in a small clinic. I am very happy to see so many students today. ”
There was a burst of applause from the audience, and when Chen Hao returned to his seat, Lu Shiyuan quietly asked, "Don't you say a few words?" ”
Chen Hao asked rhetorically: "Why do you want to say a few more words?" Is it fun to show off here? ”
Lu Shiyuan suddenly stopped talking.
Ye Jingcheng, who was sitting on the side, was startled, thinking about how Chen Hao could be so good, and he was speechless about this red second generation who was red.
Chen Hao suddenly became so mysterious, Ye Jingcheng found that his curiosity was simply uncontrollable, he really wanted to pull Chen Hao aside at this moment, dissect Chen Hao thoroughly, and see what Chen Hao had become like this. But Lu Shiyuan was sitting next to him, so he didn't even have a chance to ask.
Driven by curiosity, Ye Jingcheng became restless, Chen Hao seemed to know what Ye Jingcheng was thinking, and said softly in his ear: "I will tell you about it slowly in the future." ”
When it was time for dinner, dozens of classmates were naturally divided into several small groups, and Chen Hao, Lu Shiyuan, and Ye Jingcheng sat at a table with a few classmates who were good at high school.
Several other classmates didn't know Lu Shiyuan's identity, and they joked about Chen Hao: "Mouse, you brought your girlfriend this time and didn't introduce it to everyone, it's not kind!" ”
Chen Hao hurriedly explained: "She's my distant cousin, who lives in the capital, and happened to come to Hudong to play today, so I brought her over." ”
Lu Shiyuan greeted everyone with a smile: "Hello everyone, my name is Lu Shiyuan, and I am Chen Hao's girlfriend." ”
Everyone immediately coaxed: "Mouse, you guy is too bad." It's obviously your girlfriend, but if you want to say it's a distant cousin, if you were your girlfriend, my lungs would explode. When the penalty is three glasses of wine. ”
"That is, not only to drink, but also to drink a glass of wine."
Chen Hao didn't expect Lu Shiyuan to joke, this matter must be explained clearly, otherwise once this word spreads, I don't know how much turmoil it will cause.
"No, she's really not my girlfriend." Chen Hao glared at Lu Shiyuan fiercely, and hurriedly explained: "My cousin has been very naughty since she was a child and likes to joke, don't take it seriously." ”
Seeing Chen Hao's nervous look, everyone burst into laughter and said, "Explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up can't change the facts." ”
A classmate who was a teacher in the university jumped on the chair and shouted at the top of his voice: "Everyone, be quiet, we have one more guest here today, she is the girlfriend of the mouse, shall we ask her to introduce herself to everyone?" ”
Everyone applauded, and the applause and whistle rang out.
Chen Hao's face was suddenly bitter as if he had taken the wrong medicine, and he was wrinkled.
Lu Shiyuan stood up with a smile and generously, Chen Hao pulled the corner of her clothes, and said: "Hey, jokes should be stopped in moderation, if you let the people in the capital know, your Praetorian Guards will definitely fly over and unload me." ”
"Zhilu Dao, it's really long-winded." Lu Shiyuan frowned and said.
Lu Shiyuan also jumped on the chair and shouted in her loud voice: "Hello everyone, my name is Lu Shiyuan, I am Chen Hao's girlfriend, oh no, I am Chen Hao's cousin." Now in my second year at Jinghua University, it's a pleasure to meet everyone. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard Ha Lu Ha Da Lu, Chen Hao was almost so embarrassed that he had to get under the table, this Lu Shiyuan was really bad.
These laughter are mixed with a variety of mentalities.
Some people watched purely with a joking mentality, thinking that Chen Hao's girlfriend was really funny.
Some people ridiculed Chen Hao for finding such a burly girlfriend.
Some girls laughed very loudly, and the laughter was full of schadenfreude and disdain, this Chen Hao's girlfriend's appearance was a hundred times more ugly than mine, and her figure was ten thousand times more ugly than mine.
The whistles below came one after another, and a male classmate shouted: "We asked Chen Hao's girlfriend to perform a show for everyone, and everyone said okay?" ”
There was another roar of applause.
Lu Shiyuan is not stage frightened, she often takes female soldiers to the barracks to have a party with male soldiers, and she has seen a lot of such scenes.
Lu Shiyuan said: "Then I'll sing a song to everyone." But I grew up in the barracks, and I don't know how to sing pop songs, so I only sing some military songs, which people may not like to hear. ”
The next voice shouted: "We are tired of listening to popular songs for a long time, and we have to listen to barracks songs." ”
The bold Lu Shiyuan nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll sing a song to everyone, if you sing well, you can give some flowers and applause." ”
The hall suddenly fell silent, Lu Shiyuan bent down and took a sip of water, moistened her throat, coughed a few more times, and sang loudly.