"It's only six? Do you have guns on them? As far as I know, those terrorist elements in ISBS are all at the level of small and strong, and it is not a problem to do ten of them at a time." Erdan, you have to ask if you shouldn't ask, because my sister-in-law is going to take a plane.

I don't know why, Li Erdan vaguely just feels bad.

"What is your intention, sir, when you ask so clearly? You're a terrorist, aren't you? "Miss Ticket, joking tone.

"Shenma, you say? Would someone as handsome as I am be a terrorist? Have you ever seen such a handsome cloth phobia? Believe it or not, I'm suing you for defamation, and I'm going to the consumer association to complain about you. "Erdan, with a cold face, and his tone is also very aggressive.

is said to be a cloth phobia, and no one can stand it, no wonder Li Erdan is angry.

"Hehe, I'm just kidding you. Please don't mind, sir. The ticket seller quickly apologized and said, "Hey, I always feel that you are very familiar, and it seems that I have seen you somewhere." Have you ever been on TV? ”

Erdan's old face was red, a little embarrassed, where was the anger of the ticket sales lady, "Hehe, is it?" Maybe I'm more star-looking. Actually, I'm just an ordinary person. ”

The ticket lady said "oh", and handed the printed smiling ticket and ID card from the window to Erdan, "It's okay." How else can I help you? ”

After buying a ticket for Xiaoxiao, Erdan still has to buy tickets for himself and Weiwei, so he said: "Yes, there really is." I would like to inquire about the ticket to the Divine Horse Island of Indian Mud, the Divine Horse Island, today? ”

"Shenma Island? Are you asking me? Don't say you can't even remember where you're going. "Miss Ticket, speechless.

"Of course I remember, but I just can't remember it for a while. I'm going to the islands of Ink. Do you know the Indian mud islands? "Two eggs.

The ticket lady smiled helplessly, and behind that smile was not without contempt for Comrade Li Erdan, "There are almost 20,000 large and small islands in Yinni, which one are you going to go to?" ”

"Shenma? Almost 20,000 islands? Are there so many islands in the Indian mud? Isn't that a joke! "Erdan, a little excited, and I really didn't know that there were so many islands in Yinni, "Our Chinese territory is so big, the coastline is so long, and the territorial sea is so wide, it doesn't seem that there are so many islands, right?" ”

In the eyes of the ticket sales lady, Li Erdan's excitement is for no reason. How many islands are there in the mud, do you care about the birds?

"India is known as the 'Land of a Thousand Islands', and there are indeed so many islands. If you don't believe it, count it. "Miss Ticketing.

"It's not that I don't believe it. It's just that there are so many fucking islands in this country, why do you still go to our Nansha to grab the islands? The human heart is not enough, the snake swallows the elephant, this is. ”

The reason for Comrade Li Erdan's passion is in this sentence.

There are 20,000 islands in Yinni, so we really can't go to the South China Sea to grab the islands!

Well, Yin Ni watched the Yue monkeys and bandit monkeys snatch a lot of islands from our Huaxia, so they followed the fun. There has never been a country that has so many islands.

The ticket lady was obviously impatient, and said to Erdan: "Okay, okay." This gentleman, if you can't remember where you're going, just go to the side and think slowly, okay for the next passenger to buy a ticket? ”

When Erdan came to buy a ticket, he was alone in the whole window, and when he heard the ticket lady say that there were still guests, he looked back.

Standing behind Erdan is a big man, with an Asian face, carrying a schoolbag, holding a book in both hands, very sturdy, at least 1.9 meters tall, taller than Erdan, in a suit and leather shoes, very energetic, how to look like a rich and handsome.

When Erdan looked back, the big man didn't notice him, but looked down at the book with a focused expression, and his mouth was also chirping crookedly. The big man holds the book in a very respectful posture, holding his hands in his hands, like a devout Muslim holding a Bible. The book is not very large, the size is about the same as an adult's palm, and it should be sixteen open.

Suddenly, out of the corner of the big man's eyes, he found that someone was staring at him, so he raised his head suddenly, and his sharp eyes looked directly into Erdan's eyes, and his body was tense, and he was very hostile to Erdan. At the same time he closed the book in his hand and quickly slipped it into his suit pocket.

At a glance, when the big man closed the book, Erdan saw a person's watermark portrait printed on the cover of the book, as well as an unintelligible text title. Erdan always felt that he had seen this book in the hands of a big man somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

The big man's sharp eyes quickly became gentle, and he said to Erdan in a Chinese Mandarin that obviously had a foreign accent: "This gentleman, have you bought a ticket?" ”

Erdan responded politely: "I'm sorry, wait a minute, my ticket hasn't been bought yet." ”

The big man smiled at Erdan and made a light gesture, "I'm not in a hurry, you buy it first." ”

"Huh? Listen to your accent, you are not Chinese? "Erba, the ghost sent the god to ask again.

"Yes, I'm not from Huaxia, I'm from Yinni. Just now, I accidentally heard you say that you are going to Yinni, are you going to travel? If you're going to travel, I think you're going to go to Fence Island, a paradise on earth. The big man said, smiled and added, "We are one of the countries with the most islands in the world, known as the country of a thousand islands, and there are indeed almost 20,000 islands. ”

The big man must not have heard what Erdan said at the end that they had seized our islands in the South China Sea, otherwise they would have had an argument with him about the ownership of the islands in the South China Sea.

Erdan said, "Okay, thank you for reminding me. I'm really going to Fence Island. ”

There are still five flights left from a certain city to Fence Island today, and the most recent one of them will also take off an hour later, around the time of Xiaoxiao's flight to Shanghai. Erdan also wants to spend more time alone with Weiwei, and it is best to take Weiwei down during this time. The so-called takedown, you all know it!

So, Erdan bought a plane at noon tomorrow. The five-hour flight from a certain city to Yinni Fence Island can be reached before dark, and you should not miss the group wedding of Mr. Xiao Zhao and Hu Xiaoli. When he thought of the group wedding of the two women, Li Erdan couldn't help but have a headache, because he was designated as the best man without being notified.

The best man, is the supporting role good, shameful, too embarrassing, because Li Erdan has always been the protagonist.

After buying the ticket, Erdan went back to find Weiwei and Xiaoxiao. As he was leaving, the big man stared at him with squinted eyes, as if smiling.