The long mountain road seemed so long, and Lu Wenzi walked forward with a hunched waist, his movements were very slow, like an old ox holding goods. Fang was beaten just now, and it was a blessing to escape.

This matter starts here, Lu Wenzi wants to be a bad guy, because bad guys are not bullied by others, but they can also bully others.

Last night, I went to the fisherman's house to rob it, but the fisherman's family had no money, so I broke a few taels of silver. So he was unwilling, and ran to the house of the rich man in the neighboring village, but he didn't even see him, and he was blasted out by the servant in charge, all of which blamed himself for being too kind.

Lu Wenzi secretly swore that he would kill people in the future for robbery, even his chickens, ducks, geese and dogs. What rich and poor, old and weak, women and children, these terms will not exist in his eyes in the future. However, he still can't change it, and he carries a big knife on his back all day long to steal chickens and dogs, which is not actually stealing, it is just taking other people's things without others knowing, and hiding them elsewhere.

Just when Lu Wenzi was about to pluck the hen of the landlord's house in a neighboring village and prepare to improve his food tonight, people from several nearby villages broke into his house and wanted to drive him away. The reason is that all the chickens raised in the surrounding villages are gone, and everyone agrees that Lu Wenzi stole them. So I went to his house, and sure enough, I caught it right!

The chicken that was plucked by Lu Wenzi with only a butt of hair was about to be amnestied, and he walked towards his master. The landlord kicked the chicken away, "I don't have such a shameless chicken in my family!"

Lu Wenzi: "......"

Villager: "Let's go up and get him out of the village!"

Lu Wenzi: "Wait, you said I stole your chickens, didn't I put the money on your door frame?"

"No, everybody, get him out of the village. ”

The villagers present rushed up, with a flat shoulder and a hoe, and covered Lu Wenzi's body together.

Even if he tried his best, he couldn't stop the attacks of so many people. took a few flat shoulders and punched a few punches, and Lu Wenzi originally wanted them to vent their anger. But those people are fighting more and more, and they can't wait to blame Lu Wenzi for all the things that don't go well.

Lu Wenzi originally wanted to go back to the house and get his knife and run for his life. Then he thought about it, the most important thing for him now was to run for his life, and the knife was worth his life? Lu Wenzi looked at the number of people beating him and couldn't count, so he squeezed out of the crowd with his body. As soon as he reached the entrance of the village, a choking smell came to him, and he was dizzy and planted in the ditch and fainted.

2

When Lu Wenzi woke up, it was already noon the next day, and he found himself lying in a thatched hut, although the utensils in the house were broken, but the inside was very tidy. "Hey, what about people?" No one answered, shouted again, or no one answered, Lu Wenzi felt something wrong in his heart, and rushed out of the courtyard regardless of the pain on his body, and outside the courtyard, there was a white-haired old man sitting in front of the railing with a pile of bamboos in front of him, which looked like he was on the fence.

Lu Wenzi stepped forward and asked tentatively, "Hey, old man, you saved me?"

There was no answer.

Lu Wenzi reflected: "It may be that the way I asked myself was wrong. ”

So, he changed his tone and asked again, "Excuse me, did I save it from your old man?"

Still no answer.

Lu Wenzi was anxious, "Gently patted the old man's shoulder, and the old man's shoulder tilted and a ball fell, and rolled in front of Lu Wenzi with a grunt."

"Wow-" Lu Wenzi was so distraught that he almost collapsed to the ground. When his heart wasn't beating so fast, he stood up and took a closer look, and he found that there was no blood on the broken neck of the old man!

This, not surprising.

3

Lu Wenzi let out a long breath, "Sure enough, it's not a real person, it's just a wooden statue." ”

Although the wooden head was about the size of a life-size head, it could be seen from the stiff facial features that it was not real.

"Hey, who told you to break my grandfather?" asked a little girl in blue, pinching her waist and looking a little angry.

"Your grandfather?"

"It's not my grandfather, it's your grandfather. ”

Lu Wenzi really didn't believe that the girl in front of him was called a wooden sculpture called grandpa, and reasoned like this: his grandmother. It is very likely that her parents are wood carvings, and she herself may also be wood carvings, in short, their family may be wood carvings.

"Hey, I said what are you thinking about? You knocked my grandfather down and didn't help him up!"

This shout pulled Lu Wenzi out of his thoughts, he was originally going to help him up, but after thinking about it, as a big husband, how could a big bad guy listen to a woman's call? "What if you don't help me?"

"If you don't help me, what can I do to you?" the little girl's eyes were red, and she seemed to be about to cry.

"Okay, okay, I'll pick it up. Lu Wenzi reluctantly agreed, he was most afraid of others crying, he would be uncomfortable when others cried, and even more uncomfortable if a girl cried.

4

Lu Wenzi helped the woman's grandfather.

The two entered the room and sat on the stool, and the woman smiled, "I'm your savior, can you show something?"

That night, the last bit of money bought a chicken from a landlord in a neighboring village, but before he could finish plucking his feathers, the people came to the door in a rage. Not only did he not take the money, but his ancestral four-foot-long knife was also left in the village.

I saw Lu Wenzi clasp his palms together and said, "Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, why do you need to reciprocate?"

A tea bowl suddenly flew over and knocked him down.

Why did this girl react so much?

5

"I don't have any money, so it's a big deal that I promise it. Lu Wenzi rubbed his face, he didn't expect this thin little girl to have such a strong strength. Can't afford to provoke it, can't you afford it? Hehe, Lu Wenzi heard that the most taboo thing for these women is to be molested by a man, you can't be angry, won't you let me go this time?

Who knows, as soon as he said this, the girl immediately became happy, "Okay, that's what you said! ”

", I picked up a daughter-in-law for no reason. Lu Wenzi couldn't believe it, happiness always came so suddenly.

6

But sudden happiness is always unexpected.

Looking at his appearance in the mirror wearing bridal makeup, Lu Wenzi wanted to die, this feeling was that he was a bride.

It's over, if you go back to worship the ancestors this time without the villagers driving him away, he himself will have to leave, a big man is someone else's bride, it is very embarrassing, and he is very sorry for his ambition to be a bad person, when a bad person should be a good wine constantly, full of beautiful women. In contrast, he might as well find a deep mountain and forest to hide and live for the rest of his life.

At this time, the woman opened the door and said, "Go." ”

"Where are you going?

"Go to the mountains, change your clothes, come back and say goodbye. ”

"Mountain?" Lu Wenzi broke out in a cold sweat.

7

The mountains here are rampant with thieves and thieves, especially the White Horse Gang, who are ruthless, and somehow now they are robbing the sugar gourds in the hands of children.

Being a bad guy has always been Lu Wenzi's dream, and he once went to be a bandit. As a result, he couldn't even kill chickens, let alone the sugar gourd of the strong child, and was driven down.

So, he was angry and worked hard, practiced hard day and night, practiced for two years, and finally learned to pluck chicken feathers.

8

At first, Lu Wenzi was reluctant to go, but if he didn't go to his wife, his husband would be in danger, he was not the kind of person who was born as a husband and wife and flew separately at the end of the new year.

9

They went all the way up to the top of the mountain and came to the area of the White Horse Gang, surrounded by smoke, and the cool breeze came to Lu Wenzi's neck, and he felt chills all over his body.

"Let's go back. Lu Wenzi persuaded.

The woman didn't speak, just snorted coldly, "Get out!"

Lu Wenzi's face turned pale with fright. I thought, "It's over, it's over, I can't be skinned and cramped by this group of people this time." ”

A bandit with a spear walked up and said, "I don't want to live, get out!"

Lu Wenzi hurriedly grabbed his husband's hand, "Let's go!"

The woman shook off Lu Wenzi's hand, suddenly bullied forward, raised her hand and slapped the thief in the face!

Syllable!

10

"Go back and tell your lords to come out. The woman said coldly.

The man was stunned for a moment, then said fiercely, "Okay, you wait!" and turned around and went back to report.

After a while, a big man with a long mace in his hand walked over with a group of people and horses.

"Who the fuck is here to make trouble for Lao Tzu?"

"Me!" Lu Wenzi suddenly stepped forward to block the woman behind him! What a thief, what kind of murder and overstepping, all of these are gone! Who called this woman his husband?

There was silence, and the woman looked at Lu Wenzi blankly.

11

The bandit leader laughed and said, "Look at how you look, you can't even kill a chicken, and that voice is definitely not from you." This little lady behind you is quite clean, I'll count three, you, you quickly get out of the way. Or I'll blow you on the head with a hammer!"

"One!"

"Don't get out of the way"

"Two!"

Don't get out of the way

"2.5"

"That's enough, get back to me!" the woman roared, and the big man was stunned for a moment, then whispered a "yes" and left with the group of people panicked like lost dogs.

The woman smiled and turned her head to look at Lu Wenzi. Lu Wenzi's eyes had a cold light in them.

12

"Who the hell are you?" Seeing that those bandits were so obedient to the woman in front of him, Lu Wenzi felt that this woman was not as simple as an ordinary farmer.

"I'm sorry, I lied to you, in fact, I am the leader of the White Horse Gang, and the reason why I lied to you today is because I ......"

Smack-

The woman touched her hot face and was stunned, she didn't believe that this person who once didn't even dare to kill chickens actually beat her.

"Get out!" Lu Wenzi was angry, others could do whatever they wanted, beat him and scold him, but they just couldn't deceive him and deceive his feelings.

"Okay, no. The woman turned away.

"If you don't see it, you don't see it. After speaking, Lu Wenzi also turned around, but the moment she turned around, she seemed to feel that she had lost something. But he did not stay, and went down the mountain.

The two people who met broke up like this. There were two words between them that remained on the misty mountain. I just couldn't say it, and I didn't hear it.

13

When Lu Wenzi returned home, those villagers had already dispersed, and the things in his house had not been touched at all, including the knife, no one would move, and no one was rare for a thief.

Two days after Lu Wenzi was at home, he heard some villagers outside:

"The officers and soldiers have already attacked the mountain, and the king of the mountain is ready to be crushed by Ling Chi. ”

"I heard that the king of the mountain is still a woman. ”

"But I haven't heard of her doing any evil. It's all his father's business, how can it be counted on her head. ”

"Haven't you heard of the Father's debt to the Son?"

"You say, why don't you have a piece of that bandit in our village? ”

"Bah, he's also called a bandit? ”

......

Hearing these words, Lu Wenzi's heart trembled, and he looked at the knife in a daze.

14

The mountain road was rugged, and a group of officers and soldiers escorted the girl forward slowly, and today was the day she was about to be executed. However, she was not afraid. Because, she has already found that person.

Suddenly, a fierce air flow overflowed, the dust on the ground flew, the officers and soldiers pulled out their swords one after another, only to hear a few crackling sounds, the swords in the hands of the officers and soldiers have been broken into several pieces, and a voice suddenly sounded, "I am the king of this mountain, don't blame the good people." Get out!"

So the officers and soldiers got out.

The woman saw a black-robed man with a four-foot knife in his arm smiling at her and said, "I'm here." ”

15

The bandits surrounded the village, claiming to kill all the people in the surrounding villages, and the people of the village begged bitterly, and the landlord of the neighboring village cried: "I have never done anything wrong, except for the time when my chicken was stolen, and the man said that he put the money on the doorframe, and I lied and said that I had not done anything else." ”

The female bandit leader stepped forward and kicked him down, "Damn, I hate this kind of person the most, chop him up!"

When the two thieves went to drag the landlord of the neighboring village, he was already full of feces and urine.

At this time, Lu Wenzi stood up, "Stop! You bandits dare to kill in broad daylight!"

The female bandit leader smiled coldly, raised her eyebrows like willow leaves, and said, "Let's go up together and kill him." ”

I saw the swords and swords in all directions, and the kung fu of half a pillar of incense, the bandits were defeated miserably and fled.

16

The next day, the news that Lu Wenzi single-handedly challenged dozens of thieves had spread all over the surrounding villages, and he became a big hero in ten miles and eight towns, and the village chief of the neighboring village made a pennant for him: "Forbearance is a true hero, and you can shake the world with your hands." ”

But at this moment, Lu Wenzi disappeared, no one knew where he went, and the villagers said that Lu Wenzi was a god in the sky. And a statue was built for him, which was enshrined every year.

17

In the mountains, the woman leaned on the man's arms, "Why don't you become your big hero?"

"Big hero, then it's okay to have you, the leader of the White Horse Gang, by your side every day?"

"Do you know what I was going to say to you that day in the mountains?"

The man leaned lightly against the woman's lips, "I love you." ”

Lu Wenzi's heart was hot and said, "Me too." ”

18

Candle night in the cave room

"Hey, you said that according to what I said before, you are my wife. The woman said.

"You press me, I will press you. Lu Wenzi smiled evilly.

"You're so bad"

"I'm not a good person in the first place. ”

————————————————————————

Extra

1

The leader of the White Horse Gang held his cheeks as if thinking about something, and at this time, one of his subordinates rushed in and reported, "He won't do anything, gang leader, are you sure you want to take him as your wife except to kill chickens?"

The leader of the White Horse Gang said without thinking: "Then change the gang rules, as long as the man who can kill chickens can join my White Horse Gang." ”

"This seems to be out of order, but it can be ...... by a person."

"The White Horse Gang leader paused," Lao Tzu said.

2

The boy rescued a girl, who was covered in wounds, and he climbed the cliff for her to collect medicine, fed her the chicken soup he had boiled with his own hands, and took care of the girl for three days and three nights, and the girl's injuries were healed.

Before leaving, he said to the young man, "I will marry you in the future." ”

The young man was stunned for a moment, and said, "I'm not a good person." ”

The girl smiled, "It just so happens that neither am I." ”

3

One day, the leader of the White Horse Gang was thinking about the meaning of life.

One of his subordinates hurriedly ran in, "Helper, Madame has fallen into the ditch." ”

"What?"

"Take me to see it!"

The leader of the White Horse Gang looked at Lu Wenzi, who fell asleep in the ditch, and asked urgently, "Why did you fall into the ditch?"

The minions told the story of the matter.

"The chicken thing is obviously our doing, go and tell them the news, if they dare, they will kill their whole family!"

"Yes!"

"Wait, there's an aphrodisiac in the wood carving?"

"Yes, it's not a small amount of weight. ”

"Good. ”

The leader of the White Horse Gang looked at Lu Wenzi lying in the ditch and smiled evilly.

4

"Why doesn't the aphrodisiac medicine work?" asked the White Horse Gang leader in a night suit to his subordinates.

"Well, helper, the aphrodisiac may not have expired for more than ten years.

"Get out. ”

"Yes. "The minions who came over quickly escaped,

The leader of the White Horse Gang sighed and said in his heart: "It seems that only I am the only one who has personally overlorded the bow."