763 Teasing

"Assault on the police? Where do you start? On the shoulders of these guys, the word assistant police is clearly written Okay, although I don't read much, but you can't lie to me like that, and, if I'm not mistaken, these assistant police seem to be legends, omnipotent, where there is a need, there are 'temporary workers' who want their figures, they are not even police, I beat them and attack the police? ā€

Seeing the fat policeman "swaying" rhythmically, Qin Tian rolled up his sleeves and said to the fat policeman with a very bright smile.

Fat Cop ......

"No, no, no! He...... They, yes...... It's a full-fledged police ...... It's all ...... There is a compilation, you ...... You...... You're committing a crime by hitting the police...... ...... who have broken the law"

Looking at Qin Tian's appearance of rolling up his sleeves and preparing to make a move, the fat policeman suddenly panicked, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and said to Qin Tian in a panic, to be honest, he didn't expect that Qin Tian would play such a game for him, the big killer of temporary workers, he usually uses it to deal with others, but he didn't expect that he would be pecked by geese all day long, he would be planted on this temporary worker today, and when he heard Qin Tian's temporary worker say something, the fat policeman immediately turned the assistant policemen on the ground.

If those great temporary workers lying on the ground knew that Qin Tian had helped them solve the establishment problem that they had not solved before begging their grandfather and grandmother, they would probably thank Qin Tian well, uh, of course, between Qin Tian's warm hospitality, the way they thanked Qin Tian might be replaced by a big gift like a brick.

"Since those are official police officers, and I beat them up, haven't I already attacked the police? Since you have already committed the crime of attacking the police, then I will beat you up by the way, it seems to be a good idea, after all, there are more debts and no worries, and there are more lice and no itching, anyway, there are more than a dozen charges of attacking the police. There's no less of this one, you say, right? ā€

Looking at the fat policeman's "eloquent" tongue, Qin Tian pretended to be very distressed, lowered his head and thought for a while, and said thoughtfully to the fat policeman.

"No, no, no, no! He...... They...... Not a formal policeman, here only ...... It's just me...... You...... You don't break the law by hitting them...... Beat...... Hit me off...... Breaking the law ......"

Hearing Qin Tian say this, the fat policeman was directly stunned, and after a few seconds, looking at Qin Tian's big hand getting closer and closer to him, the fat policeman was completely clever. He took a few steps back again and again, and explained to Qin Tian in a panic.

"I'm cĒŽo! This meeting is formal, and the next meeting is not formal, are you kidding me? With your naughty energy, can we still have a good time? I didn't say anything, so I will say to you, the courage to play with Lao Tzu, why do you have to tell you today. ā€

After that, Qin Tian directly pretended to be annoyed and looked at the fat policeman's fat face. Directly slap the left and right back and forth, for this single-celled organism with a lower IQ than a pig, one or two tricks are enough. If he continued to talk to him like this, Qin Tian was worried that his IQ would be lowered by him.

Because of the super brother before, he practiced for Qin Tian, and now Qin Tian is completely in love with the sport of slapping people. This left and right can not only exercise the body, but also teach people. What's more, if you control it a little, this can still play a sense of rhythm, and when you beat people, you can match it with a little music to help you have fun, and this level will be high in an instant, this sport is completely the best choice for literary and artistic people like Qin Tian to beat people.

"Ah...... Yes...... You...... You...... You dare to hit me...... You...... You know me...... Who am I...... Whining...... Stop it...... Stop it...... Brother Chao won't let you go......"

Being cleaned up by Qin Tian back and forth, the fat policeman was suddenly like a gopher beaten with a hammer, constantly dodging, but no matter how he dodged, even if he used the same pair of fat pig's trotters to cover his big face, Qin Tian could accurately send the slap to the place where it should have been, and after a few clicks, the fat policeman was about to collapse, covering the pig's head that was two circles larger, begging for mercy and threatening at Qin Tian.

"Brother Chao? Hehe, if the so-called super brother in your mouth is the owner of this dog, then you don't have to worry about this leisure, no, your super brother is now lying on the ground leisurely and resting, enjoying the warm afternoon sun. ā€

Hearing that the fat policeman was in a hurry, and the words that came out of his mouth, Brother Chao will not let you go, Qin Tian suddenly sneered, thinking of the selfless Brother Chao who helped him practice, he couldn't help but stop destroying him, and pointed to the unknown creature lying on the ground in the distance and laughed.

"What! This...... This...... This is Brother Chao! ā€

Hearing Qin Tian's words, the triangular eyes that had been swollen into a fine line suddenly widened as big as peanuts, this action for ordinary people, the difficulty coefficient was only 0.1, for him now, it was tantamount to the high difficulty of having a naked volley in the ice and snow after flipping 360 degrees in the air.

The fat policeman stared at the unknown object of the white flower on the ground, looked left and right for a long time, and was stunned that he didn't connect with the super brother in his impression, if Qin Tian didn't find out, he really thought that this was the dead pig that didn't peel the skin well, and threw it on the ground.

"Okay, have you recognized your relatives? If you admit it, then I'll send you on the road, they are all lying down, just you are standing, they are lying on the ground and they are quite lonely, I send you to be with them, you don't have to thank me, I am Lei Feng, do good deeds, never leave a name. ā€

Looking at the fat policeman who seemed to be stupid there, Qin Tian patted the dust on his hand that did not contain zĆ i, deliberately vaguely, and said to him in a gloomy voice, in fact, Qin Tian meant to knock him out, but these words fell on the ears of the fat policeman, as if Qin Tian was going to kill him.

"Don't ...... Other...... Other...... Ha ha...... Don't move! Gun! I have a gun! Boy, you just beat my grandfather and I was very cool, now you beat it again, you come over and slap your grandfather and me again, see if Lao Tzu's shot can collapse you. ā€

Hearing Qin Tian's words that he was going to send him on the road, the fat policeman's hairs stood on end, and he was just about to kneel down for Qin Tian, take out the words of the old and the young, and beg Qin Tian for mercy, he found that his waist seemed to be hit by some hard object, and when he looked down, a brown holster hung on his waist, and at the same time, the pitch-black pistol inside also caught his eye.

Seeing the pistol, the fat policeman suddenly swept away his face just now, couldn't wait to pull out the pistol on his waist, quickly opened the insurance, pointed the muzzle at Qin Tian's head, grinned with a pig's mouth, and shouted at Qin Tian incessantly, this gun is in hand, his dog gall has also completed the return mode, and at the same time, the momentum of his grandeur and grandeur has also returned to him.

"Oops, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm being pointed at a gun, my legs are scared, I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee."

Looking at the fat policeman who had regained his self-confidence, Qin Tian pursed his lips disdainfully, and shouted at the fat policeman in a tone that could no longer be fake, for Qin Tian, a gun or something, that is the most deterrent weapon, if you change it to a mortar, howitzer or something, Qin Tian can still look at you a few more times, just a broken pistol, who are you scaring about?

"I ...... I...... I can tell you, this ...... This...... This is a real gun! It's a real guy! It's loaded with bullets, and this shot will definitely poke a transparent hole in you! ā€

Looking at Qin Tian's indifferent appearance, the fat policeman who was still showing off his martial arts just now, was stunned for a moment, and then, after hurriedly checking the guy in his hand, and found that it was indeed true, he "explained" to Qin Tian with insufficient confidence, I don't know what's going on, when he saw Qin Tian's appearance, his heart was trembling, an indescribable fear spread in his heart, this kind of love came very suddenly, and it was also very strange.

Looking at the two people in the strange situation, Faye Wong and the others couldn't help but glance at each other, and a trace of doubt flashed in their eyes at the same time, it stands to reason that the fat policeman was holding a real gun with a loaded bullet and a safety in his hand, and Qin Tian was unarmed, and now it should be Qin Tiancai who is frightened in his heart, but looking at his appearance, he really can't see the slightest look of fear, but the fat policeman is trembling slightly, as if he is the one who is being pointed at the gun.

"I know it's a real gun, and I know that a shot can poke a transparent hole in a person's body, but it's ......"

Looking at the fat policeman who couldn't help but tremble, a trace of surprise flashed in Qin Tian's eyes, and after giving him a keen evaluation in his heart, he directly lengthened his voice and said to the fat policeman.

Before he finished speaking, Qin Tian moved directly, Ling Bo started quickly with slight steps, and the whole person disappeared on the spot like a ghost, and when no one reacted, Qin Tian's figure reappeared in place, but this time, there was a black pistol in his hand.

"However, the person with the transparent hole on my body is definitely not me, do you say?"

Playing with the black pistol, Qin Tian said to the fat policeman playfully, and at the same time, he didn't forget to complete the words that he hadn't finished just now.

"You...... You...... You...... This...... This...... I...... I ......"

Looking at the extra pistol in Qin Tian's hand, and looking down at his empty right hand, the fat policeman was so frightened that the hairs on his body stood up, either it was a blue sky and a white day, or Qin Tian was standing in the sun with a shadow, he could be directly frightened to myocardial infarction, this sudden disappearance, and the sudden appearance of the scene, it was too nerve-rigging. (To be continued......)

PS: Thank you for the reward from my old friend Zixuan Shenyue, your actions let me know that you are still supporting me as always, and you have never given up.