136. The sorrow of the balls

"Okay, women are originally doing housework, mopping the ground and grabbing it, Liu Yi, you just need to give me a good haode to stay on the sofa and don't run around on the ground, although you kid always looks very obscene, but you also know how to feel sorry for women, not bad...... " Han Tingting glanced at Liu Yi and said with a smile: "But today you are a guest, so just leave these things to us, you will wait for us to call you to eat in a while!" ”

"Hehe, I've always respected women!" Liu Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, when he finished saying this, he seemed to hear someone talking about sneaking into the women's toilet before him, could it be his own heart......

However, Han Tingting is a teacher anyway, and she actually scolded her students for looking obscene, which made Liu Yi very angry, although he also admitted that he sometimes seemed to be a little more obscene, but on the computer screen and mobile phone screen, there are still a pair of obscene eyes waiting to see him flirting with beautiful women every day, isn't it okay to save some face......

"Okay, I'll finish mopping the floor soon, Sister Tingting, you go to the kitchen first, and I'll help you when I'm done!" Siyu smiled and said.

"Well, then I'll go and get busy first, Liu Yi has fruit on the table for you to eat by yourself!" After Han Tingting instructed Liu Yi, she hurriedly came to Siyu's ear and whispered: "You'd better pay attention, the school has all kinds of obscene stories about what he did to our school flowers, I see that kid looks at you a little wrong, you have to be careful not to be eaten by him for a while!" ”

"Oh? Sister Tingting, aren't you the school flower of your school? Has he already eaten your tofu? Si Yuqiao said to Han Tingting with a smile.

"What nonsense, he's my student, you want to fight again, right?" Han Tingting glared at Siyu and said angrily.

"What you can't fight, I let you can't beat me with one hand!" Siyu smiled evilly, then stared at Han Tingting's chest and said, "But if you really want to hit me today, why don't we go play a few more rounds at night?" ”

"Don't worry, my stomach is a little swollen today, it's inconvenient!" Han Tingting pursed her lips and said.

"It's okay, I'll gently help you press and touch, and then we can continue to fight for three hundred rounds!" Siyu said with a lewd smile.

"Fuck off, don't say these things in front of my students, the impact is not good, I'll go cook first, you can come over quickly when you're done in a while!" Han Tingting avoided Siyu's teasing eyes, and then her face turned red and she hurriedly ran directly to the kitchen.

Liu Yi looked at Han Tingting and Siyu whispering there, and then he began to laugh obscenely, these two people usually seem to be playing a little unusual?

"What are you laughing at? Do you want to play too? Siyu smiled, dropped the mop in his hand, looked at Liu Yi and said.

"Ahem...... This one...... I'm not such a person, don't think I'm so obscene, in fact, I don't discriminate against the two of you, of course, you don't think this kind of thing is a kind of unsightly thing, men use soap, women use bananas, as long as you feel happy, go your own way and let others say it, I believe that one day the two of you will live a very happy life, I sincerely bless you! Liu Yi smiled and said.

In fact, don't look at what Liu Yi said, but in his heart at this time, it was simply a shock, beauty, two beautiful women who looked like fairies, and the amazing beauty actually got together, in this world, I don't know how many men will be like Liu Yi, and there will be a kind of sadness after knowing this fact.

In the current world, as long as you are a woman, no matter if you are a fool or a madman, as long as you can have children, there will be many people rushing to ask for you, but now Han Tingting and Siyu are neither crazy nor stupid, and they are also rare peerless beauties today, how many rich and handsome people want to grab it It's too late, but the two of them came together silently, what words can be used to describe Liu Yi's mood at the moment? Two words: "I grass!" ”

"Phew...... Where are you thinking crookedly, what I told Sister Tingting is to play a game called League of Legends, the two of us solo, and if you lose, you will drink a bowl of cold water, Sister Tingting has lost nearly thirty or so in the past few days, and I drank too much, and my stomach was bad! Siyu came to the sofa next to Liu Yi and sat down, and said excitedly: "Will you play, or will we have two games?" ”

Nima has been engaged in it for a long time, and what they said was actually playing the game League of Legends...... It seems that he has thought too much, Liu Yi blushed in embarrassment, and then said: "I still remember when I played the League of Legends WCG Professional League before, I met a super god-level professional player, his name is Lost Leaf, this person is an unforgettable nightmare in my life, zuihou After three days and three nights of dark duel, the assistant in our team received a bottle of Wangzi milk from a beautiful player in the opposing team, and then directly took the teleportation to sell the head at the beginning, and then we failed." So from now on I swear,I'll never touch this game again.,So all I can say is a big shame that you're asking me to solo! ”

"Hey...... I didn't expect you to be so tragic, but it is said that you are a player in the professional league, so what is your favorite hero and position? Siyu said with a smile.

"ADC Amumu!"

“……”

"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I want to know that a desolate master, and so young, suddenly went to an ordinary high school for no reason, do you say this is weishenme?" Siyu tilted his head and looked at Liu Yi and asked.

"Chasing beautiful women!" Liu Yi knocked his legs on the coffee table on the side and stretched, and said with a smile: "I don't have any hobbies in my life, my only hobby is to like beautiful women, I have long heard that the beauties of Fengyuan No. 1 Middle School are like clouds, so I plan to try my luck!" ”

"Hmph, then I'm going to warn you, I don't care if you chase others or anything, but Sister Tingting is a good person, if you think about her, don't look at you who saved my life, then don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!" Siyu snorted coldly and said.

"You really think too much, I've already said it, I'm not the person you imagined to be so obscene, although I like beautiful women, but I also know that such people can move, who can't move, such as the 'class flower' Shi Dacui in our class, with a pockmarked face, and his weight is almost two as much as mine, I definitely don't have any ideas about this kind of person!" Liu Yi said with a righteous face.

"Fuck off, don't compare my sister Tingting with your class 'class flower'!"

"Well, I see, Lord 'Banhua'!"

PS: I'm sorry to inform me.,I'm going to take a graduation exam.,So recently I basically don't have a time code word.,Originally, haode five more on the first day.,But for some reasons zuihou didn't finish it.,The importance of this graduation exam is very important to me.,I'm three more in these two days.,Add a change every day on the basis of the original.,I have to review.,Otherwise, there will be no graduation certificate.,But every day I try to do three more updates.,I still owe you two more.,I'll open a post to remember, After I finished the exam, I didn't have a job for two days, I made up for the two more I owed, sorry, I'm sorry, I broke my promise.