As soon as Wang Chao said this, that little six was busy daoqian.

Fang Chen smiled and said, "Hey, they're all old classmates, it's not an exaggeration to joke." ”

In today's society, connections are really important, you have to know each other, and you don't know when you can really use it.

Wang Chao picked up a glass of wine: "Since Brother Fang said so, if you twist and pinch again, won't it be like a sissy." Come, I'll give Brother Fang a drink. ”

Fang Chen waved his hand: "Take your time, you should also know the amount of alcohol I drink, pour three glasses, drink so quickly, I'm afraid I'll have to lie down before the food is served." ”

"Brother Fang, this is not right, you are now the leader's secretary, you have to practice if you can't drink, you see that every secretary has to block wine for the leader."

"yes, yes." There was a chorus of echoes. It seems that until now, this Wang Chao is still the boss of the year.

This is reasonable, this tradition of the Chinese really does not know whether it is good or bad, everything has to be solved at the wine table. If you don't drink it, it means that this person is not gallbladder, not arrogant, and not worthy of making friends. It's as if drinking is to drink for pouring, not to be good. Foreigners drink red wine that is to pour a glass and taste the wine slowly. But the Chinese pour it well, drink red wine, that is bottle by bottle poured into the stomach, absolute cow drink.

"Come, I'm a female streamer, and I'm going to drink with a few of you." As he spoke, he took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves, and made a gesture to make a big move.

Wu Beilei took off her shirt this time, and immediately absorbed a few eyes that were shining with green light, and her eyes were covered by her coat before, and she didn't care too much. Now the snow-white hole in his chest is open, and a deep ditch is sandwiched in the white shuangfeng, which has attracted infinite reverie and desire.

Xiaoliu is obviously a greedy guy, and he sees the bottom of the cup one by one, and at this time people are excited and their tongues are big. "Sister Wu, I knew that you were so rich there, so I wouldn't drink alcohol, just drink your milk."

There was a laugh from the box.

"If you want to drink it, go to your mother, you are not qualified to taste my mother's milk." As he spoke, he glanced at Fang Chen charmingly: "Brother Fang, did you say yes?" ”

Xiao Liu was still fanning the atmosphere: "I know you're preparing to let our Brother Fang taste it." ”

Another laugh.

Xiaoliu is on the rise: "Big brother, I propose that each of us tell a joke, whoever tells it well, everyone we listen to should have a drink, and whoever doesn't tell it well will have to punish himself with three cups, how about it?" ”

"Good idea. Then you come first. Wang Chao said with a smile.

Xiaoliu looked at the TV, the TV was broadcasting the news of the opening of the bullet train, Xiaoliu opened his mouth and came: "A few days ago, our driving car has just been opened to traffic, farmers along the roadside to watch, a female passenger in the car came to menstruation, after changing the paper, still out of the window, the paper was pasted on a farmer's face, and the farmer took it down and said: Obediently, this bullet train is really fast!" A piece of paper can smash your nose and bleed!"

The crowd laughed scoffedly. Wang Chao stood up: "Xiaoliu's joke is good, I'll take the lead in drinking." And they all raised their glasses and drank.

It was the turn of a bearded man next to Xiao Liu, and the bearded man stood up: "I'm talking about the true story of my childhood. One day, my father took me to take a bath. The bathroom was slippery, I was careless, I almost slipped, but luckily I grabbed an object so I didn't fall, and then I looked closely and it turned out to be the thing under my father. My father scolded me at the time, it's a fucking blessing to come with me, I want to fall to death with your mother!"

"Okay, that's not bad either." Wang Chao took the lead in drinking a big glass again. The crowd drank again.

"I'll come, I'll come." It was the turn of the person next to the beard, and he volunteered to stand up: "There was a MM chest that was particularly flat, and I was afraid that my boyfriend would know that I disliked me, so I hid it from my boyfriend." Finally, they went to bed for the first time, turned off the lights, and got under the covers. When my boyfriend touched MM's breasts, my boyfriend said, "Honey, don't sleep on your stomach!" ”

This is good. The crowd had another cup of belly.

"Then now it's our beauty's turn." Everyone looked at Wu Beilei fixedly.

Wu Beilei smiled: "Okay, okay." I'll tell you a joke too. There is a school that is having intense exams! The exam topic is "What Bad Heart Carrots and Pregnant Women Have in Common"! As a result, only three students passed! The answer of the three students is: it is all bugs. Only one student received a perfect score! The answer is: too late! ”

As soon as Wu Beilei's joke was finished, everyone couldn't help laughing. The atmosphere reached a climax.

It's another big glass of wine, and the others are fine. Fang Chen drank a little meaty. He had only two bottles of wine. But now they are using large cups, and this cup is more than half a bottle. After four or five cups in a row, my head is a little big.

"Come, come, come. I think Bud is the best joke to tell, and I propose that we all give Bud a drink. "This Wang is a super good guy, and he drank a big cup in one go.

Fang Chen, who already had a big head, was persuaded by others to drink a big cup again.

"Brother Fang, now you are left with nothing to say."

Fang Chen's head was a little drunk, and he suddenly remembered the paragraph he heard Zeng Jian say in the unit a few days ago: The unit leader made a concluding speech: The reasons why we can't do our work are: First, we sleep like a widow, and there is no one on it; the second is like a prostitute, and the old people are replaced above; The third is like sleeping with his wife, and his own people always engage in his own people.

The crowd laughed again. "Oh, Brother Fang, the people in the government department are different, even telling jokes is related to work, but it has a different taste. Come, let's toast Brother Fang together. ”

Fang Chen waved his hand again and again: "This cup is owed by everyone, how did it become a tribute to me." ”

Wang Chao and these subordinates are all masters of alcohol testing, and their drinking skills are also first-class. After a few times, Fang Chen's glass of wine went down again. Fang Chen's face was as red as if something, and he was staggering when he walked to the bathroom.

Xiao Liu followed: "Brother Fang, be careful, I'll help you." ”

Fang Chen refused a few times, but did not refuse, Xiao Liu helped Fang Chen into the bathroom, and he waited outside.

During the short time that Fang Chen stayed in the bathroom, Wang Chao quickly took out a packet of medicinal powder from his pocket and poured it into Fang Chen's beer glass.

"No, I can't." Came out of the bathroom and waved his hand. Fang Chen felt that he had indeed drunk almost.

"Well, let's clear the wine off the table, and we'll stop here tonight." Wang Chao glanced at the others, and then took the lead in killing them.

"It's done, it's done." In the midst of everyone's uproar, Fang Chen also frowned, and finally drank the wine in the cup. After drinking the wine in the cup, Fang Chen felt that the world was spinning, and his legs were weak.

"Beilei, a few of our brothers continue to drink here, you can help Brother Fang up. I booked a room upstairs. As he spoke, he took out a room card and handed it to Wu Beilei, and then squeezed her glasses to Wu Beilei.

Wu Beilei smiled understandingly, and then helped Fang Chen, who was slightly drunk, to return to the room step by step-

A man with strong blood and a charming and delicate stunner are in the same room, under the promotion of alcohol, what kind of ambiguous things will happen? What kind of medicine did Wang Chao put into Fang Chen's wine? What happens next? Stay tuned for "All-rounder"