After waiting for twenty years, I finally waited for her dish! Her white horse! Her male slave!

Cheered! In high spirits!

But wait! Wait a minute! He's a robber!

O robbers! Luckily, I didn't bring any money with me! She hurriedly turned out the pocket of her hospital gown to prove that she was poor: "I-I have no money, I'm a poor bastard." ”

The man was wearing a pair of sunglasses that covered one-third of his face, and he slapped himself twice with two rays of light behind the lenses, and she immediately woke up: Chen Yiyi, are you good at using your brains? Are there any robbers who drive Mercedes Benz RVs and hire drivers to rob them?

So, she shrank a little, grabbed her neckline, and whispered, "I'm ugly, too, and I haven't showered in three days—"

"Oh my god, what are you talking about—" the man exclaimed, "how did you become like this?" ”

Hey, I've been tied up by you, can't I still show off my might? With a squeeze of tears, as much as possible to put on a weak look and posture: "The coach said to me: if you can fight, you will fight, if you can't fight, you will run, and if you can't escape, you will admit defeat; My mother said that good women don't suffer immediate losses-"

The man was in a hurry, grabbed the hand that Yi Yi held in front of his chest, and with a "wipe", the hospital gown was torn a hole, her full chest was exposed, and her honey-colored skin was shining - the man lost his mind.

Yiyi hurriedly shouted: "I've augmented my breasts - I've augmented my breasts - it's not true - it's not true-"

The man suddenly let go of her and turned his face away.

Yiyi breathed a sigh of relief, immediately hugged his chest and looked at him vigilantly.

As soon as the man turned around, she immediately got up in horror, hit the roof of the car with a "bang", and before she could scream, she was hit by the arm he stretched out to help and hit her injured waist.

She bared her teeth in pain, and tears flowed down her face.

"Miss Chen—"

Well? How does he know his name? I didn't have time to wipe away my tears and looked at him blankly.

"It's me." The man took off his sunglasses and stood on his hat, revealing a handsome and fair face, and a pair of dark and clear eyes full of laughing bubbles.

I'll go! I'm going to go! It's Niu Haoming's scholarly friend! and the Southern Song Dynasty anti-gold famous general with the same name - Zong Ze!

She looked up at him: it turned out that he was not only good-looking in his eyes, but also in his chin and teeth, handsome in a suit, uninhibited in casual clothes, and a long robe?

Suddenly, the scene of the handsome man Zong Ze and the blue and white porcelain goddess just now wandering in the rain alley appeared in front of her, the goddess smiled back at him, and the scholar looked at her affectionately--the temperament of the two people was so compatible, it was almost a picture, and she looked down at herself: she could barely say that she was beautiful, but she could not be said to be beautiful, because she was very rough.

A little inferiority complex came up, and her heart was sad and messy.

She couldn't help but bow her head.

Zong Ze thought she was embarrassed by the torn clothes just now, so he opened his mouth to comfort: "I-I didn't see anything. His cheeks were a little feverish, and his heart throbbed.

Yiyi suddenly raised his head and said with tears in his eyes: "I didn't have breast augmentation, I was just scared-"

Looking at his surprised eyes and flushed face, she realized that she had not spoken through her brain, and her pretty face turned bloody.

She buried her face in her hands in annoyance, what a shame she threw to her grandmother's house!

She cried! Such a strong female man actually cried!

He couldn't see the woman's tears, he was in a hurry, and he didn't know what to do, and in a panic, he said something even more out of tune: "I have a fiancée." ”

it! It's my business! But weishenme's heart is sour, and even her stomach feels distended?

He was afraid that she would say something earth-shattering, so he hurriedly explained: "Haoming received a rumor that LISA was going to embarrass you, and he couldn't come forward to help you, so please ask me to come." Don't worry, this matter is in the past, and the reporter won't write about you, if you don't worry, I'll go back and say hello to the newspaper and TV station-"

"Hiccup-" There was a loud hiccup.

Embarrassed, the driver who was driving and snickering in front of him hurriedly daoqian: "I'm sorry, it's me!" It's me! ”

The red tide on her face faded slightly, and she looked up, tears still hanging in the corners of her eyes.

She has a cute melon seed face, a pointed chin, and slightly hanging eyes, if she were petite and much weaker, she really looks like the terrifying fox fairy in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" - at least, she is silent now, and the pear blossom with rain looks very similar.

She moved her lips, and Zong Ze prayed: God! Don't make any more noise!

She snorted, "I'm hungry—" and then, without reservation, hiccuped even louder, "Hiccup—"

The driver reluctantly cast a helpless look from the rearview mirror.

Yiyi hurriedly explained: "I've been like this since I was a child, when I'm hungry, I'm nauseous, and I'm prone to burping-hiccups-"

"Haha-" Zong Ze couldn't help but daxiao, God, how many days has he not been so funny? This is an L-sized fox fairy who brings laughter to scholars!

Haoming is right, she is a real Puyu, and she is many times cuter than the pretentious Zhenzhen who has just been pretentious!

He couldn't help but reach out and rub her hair: "Let's go, Puyu, my brother will take you to eat something delicious!" He instructed the driver, "Go to 'Ding Kee.'" ”

Fartfish? She just hiccuped, she didn't fart!

She glanced at his smiling face, endured it, but still didn't ask. Because she instinctively felt that if she asked any more, he would laugh and cramp.

She glanced at his charming chin, and alas, she wondered how beautiful it would feel to kiss it!

Kiss! Her first kiss! I'm going to go! The first kiss was given to a pig! Thinking of the pig, she couldn't help but wipe her mouth vigorously, as if she wanted to wipe something off.

Zong Ze thought she was hungry, so he stopped laughing and comforted: "It's almost over!" Soon! ”

I'm not hungry! I'm just disgusting! Yiyi raised his head and looked at him helplessly, his eyes revealing helplessness and sadness.

Zong Ze's heart skipped a beat again.

He wanted to explain to himself what was wrong, but the driver turned his head and said, "'Ding Ji' has arrived." ”

As soon as I opened the window, the smell came to my nose.

"Wow! It smells so good! "As a foodie, at the moment of food, any suffering and troubles can be left behind, jumping up one by one, lying on the car window with great excitement, and shouting in my heart: I want to eat! I want to eat!

"That-Miss Chen-"

Hey, why is there a voice underneath you?

She looked down, she-she-she had just gotten carried away, and at the same time she forgot about Zong Ze who was sitting here, and at this moment, she was pressing him under her, and her wide open front was enthusiastically beckoning people to enjoy the scenery inside.

"Oh-no-" she scrambled to her feet, "bang" and hit the roof again. I was about to say something-"Hiccup-"

Unable to resolve her embarrassment in words, she opened the car door and jumped in.

Zong Ze saw the beautiful spring light on her chest leaking, attracting the attention of passers-by, jumped out of the car without thinking, hugged her to her chest, quickly took off her coat, and covered her.

“xiexie。” She blushed to the base of her neck, and her voice was like a mosquito humming in thanks.

She's shy! Peat! She's shy! She hasn't been shy in years!

Realizing this, she couldn't help but be anxious and annoyed, stomped her foot, and ran away again.

After running a few steps, he realized that he had run in the wrong direction, so he turned around and continued to cover his face and run towards the hotel.

"Haha-" Zong Ze finally couldn't help but daxiao.