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"Compared with previous years, this year's Spring Festival is still crowded, and train tickets are still hard to find......"

Under the camera, a small TV is playing the news, and the huge waiting hall of the railway station is crowded with people, especially when the picture switches to the window, the faces who desperately ask for tickets suddenly point out the theme of the whole film.

Spring Festival is difficult to !!

"Is it really that hard to buy a train ticket?" Liu Yifei only remembered that he had been on a train when he was very young, but it didn't seem to be so crowded, so when he saw this plot at this time, he couldn't help but ask Ye Sumang.

"Indeed, train tickets have always been hard to find in the days before and after the Spring Festival every year, especially tickets from south to north, a large number of migrant workers returning to their hometowns will gather to go home in these days, and the huge flow of people makes it difficult for the railway system to digest." Ye Sumang explained with great feelings.

I remember that one year his grandfather took him back to his hometown and encountered the Spring Festival, he couldn't buy a sleeper, he could only buy a hard seat, but the hard seat still didn't have a ticket with a seat number, and the experience of that ride still makes Ye Sumang remember it vividly, after all, he has stood on the train for more than 20 hours in a row, and he should be very impressed.

Thinking of this, Ye Sumang couldn't help but shudder, Spring Festival transportation is indeed a big problem.

"Weishenme doesn't take a car?"

Hearing Liu Yifei ask again, Ye Sumang couldn't help but smile bitterly, this child's life experience is really not enough.

"Long-distance buses generally only go within the province, and there are not many long-distance buses out of other provinces, so bus tickets are also difficult to find, plus the speed of long-distance buses is much slower than that of trains, which virtually delays a little time, the most important thing is. The safety of a long-distance bus is much worse than that of a train. ”

"I see, let's fly! There are all seats, especially in first class, and you can watch movies and play games......"

Bang!

"Hey, girl. Airplane tickets are very expensive, first class!? For some migrant workers, a first-class ride may be worth half a year's wages! You can have a snack. Ye Sumang gently knocked Liu Yifei's forehead, and by the way, helped this girl who had no concept of money to popularize life knowledge.

"Oh, (*^__^*) hee-hee......" Liu Yifei rubbed her forehead and smiled embarrassedly, she really didn't think about money.

At this time, the movie had already been played and the two of them came to the airport together, and Liu Yifei excitedly pointed to the screen and shouted, "Brother, they are really here to take a plane." ”

Ye Sumang smiled. didn't speak, because the later plot is when it's interesting.

Niu Geng was on a plane for the first time, so he didn't know what was going on, so he stood at the ticket office and kept asking.

"Girl, is this to Changsha?"

"It's to Changsha."

"That girl, am I standing or sitting?"

"Airplanes are all ticketed ......," the ticket lady replied politely, but the corners of her mouth were obviously holding back a smile.

Accompanied by the smile of the ticket seller, there was also a burst of laughter at the scene. Wang Baoqiang's stupid appearance played a simple worker very well, and Ye Sumang also smiled very appreciatively. This kid has unconsciously made great progress in his acting skills, and it seems that the acting courses offered by the company are still very useful.

Just when Niu Geng was about to ask non-stop, Li Chenggong, who was lined up behind him, looked very impatient, but fortunately, Niu Geng left after asking this sentence, Li Chenggong was just about to get the ticket, but he didn't expect Niu Geng to squeeze back again.

"Where's the platform? Girl! ”

"Oops, boy, this is an airfield, there is no platform!"

After speaking, Li Chenggong pointed to the things in his hand and explained impatiently: "Take your boarding pass." And your ID card, see it clearly, go to the security check first, and then you can board the plane after the security check, the boarding gate is at 2B, seat number 13C, okay go. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Chenggong pushed Niu Geng aside.

But before Li Chenggong could speak, Niu Geng came back.

"Brother, how are you going to go with this 2B?" Niu Geng asked with a smirk, with a sincere face.

Li Chenggong took a deep breath, obviously suppressing his anger, but zuihou still pulled out a stiff smile and said, "Go through the security check first, and after the security check, you will find 2B, go ahead." ”

hahahaha―――！！！

The laughter sounded again, Li Chenggong's words were too talented, and he found 2B after the security check, what he knew was the boarding gate, and what he didn't know might be scolding, but many people thought of Niu Geng's stupid appearance, and at the same time wondered whether Li Chenggong was a pun.

Liu Yifei, who was sitting in the box, also couldn't stop laughing, patting the armrest of the seat with a small hand, and pointing to the screen below with one hand and laughing happily: "Baoqiang is so interesting, I must take him with me next time I go to your company to play, it's so fun." ”

"Okay, don't bully this honest boy then." Ye Sumang smiled and shook his head, he knew very well, don't look at Liu Yifei is not an artist in his own company, but Liu Yifei's name in the world film and television is definitely 'demon king', every time he takes Liu Shishi's little follower to spoof his own employees, as long as she is familiar with it, no matter from top to bottom, there is no one who can escape her poisonous hands.

Now that Wang Baoqiang is being targeted by her, it is estimated that this kid will have to bear it, and Ye Sumang can only pray for him to ask for more blessings.

The audience in the screening hall was still immersed in the laughter just now, but they didn't expect that greater joy would come again.

Standing in front of the security checkpoint, Niu Geng held a pot and a shovel in the other, with an angry face.

"You won't let me bring this, you won't let me bring this, your luggage will be checked in for me, okay, I'll check it in a while......" Niu Geng angrily put down the kitchenware in his hand, picked up a large jar of milk, and asked loudly: "But why don't you let me bring this bottle of milk?" ”

"I'm sorry, sir, but according to the Civil Aviation Authority's regulations, liquids are not allowed on board."

"We sit... Take the train to let these take it, weishenme take the plane is not... Don't let ... This—" Niu Geng stammered angrily.

But the security officer on the other side still had a formulaic smile on his face and said, "I'm sorry sir, these really can't be brought on the plane." ”

Speaking of this, the security officer suddenly smiled with a hint of mockery. In a sarcastic tone, he said: "If you really want to bring these on the plane, you can go down with your kitchen knife to check in, and you can also drink this milk now, sir, please pack these things, hurry up and check them in, don't delay our work." ”

Niu Geng's face turned red with anger when the security personnel said something. Even many people in the screening hall looked at the security personnel on the screen, and their faces turned dark, and they couldn't wait to go in and slap the hypocritical face directly.

The same is true for Liu Yifei, the little girl is at a good age of fighting, and she naturally feels very angry when she encounters such a thing.

Ye Sumang's expression did not change much, but there was also a sarcasm in his eyes at this time.

This paragraph was suggested by Yang Qing to be added to the script, in order to satirize the 'domineering' energy of those service personnel at this stage.

Nowadays, the bad attitude of service industry personnel has become commonplace, and airlines are not bad. And the service staff at these stations such as trains and cars, the attitude is sometimes worse, which is also a common phenomenon in the Spring Festival, Ye Sumang deliberately asked Yang Qing to add this paragraph, one is for the truth of the story, but also to pave the way for the following jokes, and more importantly, to satirize the evil atmosphere of the real society.

And just when all the audience was curious about whether Niu Geng would go up and directly 'full martial arts' next, an amazing scene appeared.

Listened to the security officer. Niu Geng looked at the security officer in silence for a few seconds, just when everyone's tense conflict would erupt. Niu Geng suddenly picked up the big bottle of milk, then twisted the cap of the bottle, and lifted it directly under the gaze of everyone's wide eyes, and the mouth of the bottle was facing his mouth, directly as the security officer said. Started drinking milk.

The milk bucket was huge, and it looked like it could hold four or five liters of milk, but it was so much milk, and under everyone's gaze, it was constantly decreasing along Niu Geng's throat at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Boom... Boom... Boom... The sound of drinking milk kept ringing. Many people subconsciously swallowed their saliva at this moment.

And the same is true in Ye Sumang's box, although Ye Sumang has read the script, but now that he sees the real Wang Baoqiang raising the milk bucket and drinking wildly, he still can't help but swallow his saliva.

Mutter... Boom...

Kindness? No, there seems to be an echo ......?

Ye Sumang turned his head in confusion, and saw that Liu Yifei was also looking at him, and then a soft voice sounded again, and laughter filled the entire box, obviously both of them were a little fascinated by this clip.

A whole large bucket of milk was drunk by Niu Geng on the spot, and Li Chenggong also saw the whole process on the side, until Niu Geng was blind and took a mouthful of milk, and after a full burp, Li Chenggong couldn't help but sigh: "Talent! ”

At this time, he didn't know that in the next period of time, he would have a lot of intersections with this 'talent' in his eyes.

Finally boarded the plane, although it was economy class, it was better to squeeze the train, but what Li Chenggong didn't expect was that Niu Geng would become a 'neighbor' with him again.

On the plane, Niu Geng was a little sick to his stomach because he drank too much milk, and wanted to ask the flight attendant to open the window for him to breathe, but how could the flight attendant agree to such an "unreasonable" request, so he had to tell him euphemistically that the plane was completely closed and the window could not be opened.

Niu Geng was unhappy when he heard it, and wanted to take out the train to say something, but he was stopped by Li Chenggong on the side as soon as he said it, and Zuihou asked for a glass of water for Niu Geng at the suggestion of the flight attendant.

Later, because of Niu Geng's crow's mouth, the plane had to return because of the closure of the university airport, when he got the news, Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng's eyes like looking at the broom star, but he didn't know that he would be accompanied by this broom star on the way home.

"It's so funny, Su Mang... It's a funny movie, waiter, waiter...... Haha, that's what you call a flight attendant. Liu Yifei was amused by Wang Baoqiang's performance from the bottom of her heart, and kept talking.

Ye Sumang is also laughing, the effect of the movie has been very good so far, he believes that as long as it is maintained, maybe there will be another dark horse in this year's Chinese New Year stalls. (To be continued......)